#i would put my life in your hands

[dennisboobs]

do you guys ever sit and remember that dennis takes a mental health day is an episode that exists

#ada speaks #i think i could probably recite the entire one sided phone conversation he has with daisy by heart and i havent seen the ep in months #i don't know how to explain it but #from what little ive read of ross' writing it feels like. when you click onto a fanfic and you feel immediate deep trust of the author #like it just clicks #the cookbook characterization specifically. is like. #i would put my life in your hands #and im sure we will get more eps by him and i really hope that continues because i think its been a very long time since the shows had #writers that i feel Get the characters in a way that feels effortless rather than. overcompensating. #like you can smell that writer's signature no matter how hard they try to cover it up with jokes and subversions #which isnt always a bad thing and im sure if we do get more maloney eps i'll pick up on his writers quirks too #but it doesn't feel like he's trying to copy anyone/pull from old eps it feels like he has a good grasp on things which makes it feel fresh #i find that long running shows hit a point where episodes start to feel less cohesive and more like. segmented short films #but if you have a really good group of writers and they find their groove its like. yeah. ok. #i think season 3 is a good study because marder and rosell's influence is all over the entire season #later seasons you can literally just. Feel which eps they worked on because its got a completely different vibe from the rest of the season #16 still suffers from that segmentation but #i think all the first time sunny writers (and nina's first solo ep) were all absolutely fuckin bangers and they've got a good team in there #anyway. characterization of dennis flipflops a lot. but the rest of the gang arguably gets it worse at times #i think megan's dee is the absolute worst aside from conor galvin's #and i understand wanting to write her as a girlfailure who is just. horrible. but. #ok. comparing self help book dee to ross' cookbook dee. i dont even have to say anything do i. #she's like. The Woman. in the self help book. and i fucking could not stand it. ross' dee is so perfect though #and his frank. MAN. #EVERYONE FUCKING RUINS FRANK. #i think marder and rosell's frank is a lot of fun because hes clearly based on marder's dad and acts believably #a lot of writers struggle to capture his. frank-ness. #he's sort of suffered from like. bland pervy senile old man writing for a long time #and ross brought back him actually being a competent businessman #IM OUT OF TAGS IM SHUTTING UP

[ballpitwitch]

#i love that jacket #Keanu Reeves #* #kreevesedit #keanuedit #boyfriend shaped #you're under arrest #put your hands where I can hold them #i would probably need both of my boney witch hands to hold one of those stocky mitts but that's the APPEAL™ #he's really been here and hot my whole damn life #i take a certain special level of comfort in that #me 5'4": i will pick him up #and i will fail but maybe he can like pick up one of his slenderman limbs and pretend to hype me up #man i love me some old man eye crinkles #I SEE SPARKS FLY WHENEVER YOU SMILE #.....sry #why is he always so cozy boyfriend coded i really need to rest ok #lemme brush ur hair

[goldkirk]

I'm so proud of myself about finances in the past couple months. I still struggle with money but I did enough meditation and journaling and practicing about it to make myself able to actually face my loans and credit cards and savings and bills and start really truly organizing and addressing them for the first time in years instead of just flying by the seat of my pants.

Like. This is a huge deal for me. I've felt like I'm in deadly danger every time I've tried to think about money for years and years. I'm finally able to look it in the face and stare it down and start to organize and plan on purpose instead of just keeping up with the minimum to stay afloat. I'm so proud of myself.

It's still a refrain of "GUILT (funny link)" every time I think about money but I'm able to actually make spreadsheets and face the numbers and monthly tracking again, and even make a new full budget which I haven't been able to do in ages.

still feel guilt, overwhelm, and helplessness, but no longer feel as much deep elemental shame and terror. that's progress baby

#we don't need to talk about how many months and months of therapy visits and doctor appointments I put on credit cards #among other things #but I had to put my foot down about it a couple months ago and shout at myself a little saying HEY #I AM SHAKING YOU BY THE SHOULDERS I AM SHOUTING FOR YOU TO HEAR #OF COURSE IT WAS A TERRIBLE FINANCIAL DECISION BUT YOU WEREN'T EVEN EXPECTING TO BE ALIVE #THE CREDIT CARD DEBT WAS NECESSARY TO KEEP YOU ALIVE AND IT DID AND EVERYTHING ELSE IS WAY LESS IMPORTANT THAN THAT #why the FUCK are you feeling SO ASHAMED for making the best decision you knew how to make at the time??? #just because you know NOW that you could have tried some other options doesn't mean you did THEN #you may have known enough to feel shame and guilt yes but you would never in a million years have gotten the help you needed fast enough #by attempting to go another route #you didn't trust anyone besides a very few handfuls of people and even them it wasn't fully #and the stress of running it through parental insurance was so terrifying to you bc you didn't know what that would do #and you never had cosigners for anything your whole adult life. it's OKAY #you fucking DID YOUR BEST #YOU HAVE LEARNED. YOU HAVE MADE CHANGES. YOU HAVE ALREADY DONE BETTER #YOU WILL CONTINUE TO LEARN AND IMPROVE OVER TIME #it is not the end of the world. even the utilities sending you to debt collections etc etc #YOU ARE FIGURING IT OUT ONE PIECE AT A TIME #MORE PEOPLE ARE ASHAMED AND AFRAID OF THEIR OWN FINANCES THAN YOU THINK #if the people who fought and argued with and shamed you for considering student loans much less taking them out #had wanted you to actually be financially safer and healthier #they could have just fucking helped out or cosigned your loans or actively helped you find other solutions #instead of spending months and months telling you it was the worst decision ever and would ruin you financially for decades and such #you made the best decisions you could with the level of terror and knowledge that you had. it was enough to keep you alive. #isn't that enough? #isn't it a victory to survive?? isn't that enough?????? #god i'm cringing at sharing this but if it's been this hard for me surely at LEAST one of you has also made financial mistakes or regrets #and seeing me be honest that I fucked it all up too and it's a mess and I'm just climbing back through it as best as I can as I go #will hopefully make at least one of you feel a tiny bit less alone

[kavehater]

I support girls but NAH THIS IS REACHING “if you look carefully LIKE REALLY CAREFULLY 🤓☝️”

#the same people who would shriek like the witch of the north melting her skin off if I tell you haikaveh / kavetham isn’t implied because #if you actually look into our culture they’re being normal and not everyone having rivalry and caring about each other means they’re 💅 #in fact Arabs are some of the worlds most hospitable people alhaitham letting kaveh live with him #is the most Arab thing I’ve ever seen #heck if kaveh was a stranger it wouldn’t be unusual for an Arab to let him in their house ☠️ #goddamn #“if you look in the internet you can see how they’re implied!🤓☝️” #maybe if you had any respect for my culture or any desire to be educated when I’m handing this to you for free you wouldn’t be your mistake #your mums greatest mistake 🤗🤗🤗* #dora daily #if only ppl dedicated this level of detail to actual culture compared to pulling out their microscope at level 100x magnification lens to #observe robins spots under her eyes the world would be a better place 🙀 #let me tell you btw this whole I hate you meh meh meh ( I’m so in love with you ) trope is the most whitest booktok millennial plant growing #basement dweller nonesense I have ever heard in my life don’t do that to my pookies ☹️ #( the pookies in fact were 11 and 9 years older than her respectively ) #guys my dad is the straightest man alive ( oh the trauma lowkey wish he wasn’t ) and he legit was putting his hand on his best friends lap #LMAOOO even I as a very logical person was like bro this is so zesty rn I am SO uncomfortable #anyways live laugh love boothill x Baizhu they’re the most canon things I’ve ever seen in my life #<- this is a joke btw it’s an ironic ship I saw on tiktok ☠️

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

phone calls my detested

#i had to make a vet appointment and Wow i am not cut out for this whole independent adult thing lmfao #i had to write down a little script for myself... #i feel so bad for the receptionist i was stumbling and 'uhhhhh'ing my way through that call #fuck and when i was supposed to end the call. i didnt realize #I DONT KNOW THE PROTOCOL OKAY #do i hang up??? do i say bye??? she didnt say bye so was there something else i was supposed to say #she hung up so Yay but oughhhhhhh what the fuck #youre telling me people just Know how to carry a conversation? they just Know the routine? sounds fake #i had to rev myself up for the call too #put on a hat. put on sunglasses to trick my brain into thinking we're outside doing things thus fabricating confidence #phone in one hand fidget-dodecahedron in the other. Pacing #my brain is a normal brain that works perfectly fine thanks for asking #absolutely unprompted #i feel so connected to my neanderthal ancestors when i have to make a call #theyre being stalked by a smilodon... i have to talk to a person... same Fear <3 #no but fr whenever i have to talk to someone my thought process shuts down Completely and i forget that im a living human being #fight or flight - neither. freeze and play dead #i think in my next life... i would like to be... a decorative plant #perhaps one of those tall ferns outside a seaside barbecue restaurant #i'd Win at that life. id be so good at photosynthesizing & rustling in the ocean breeze

[bas-writes]

I realized many jujutsu fans, especially after this week's leaks, start joking they wish it got one piece treatment. because oda doesn't kill his little meow meows and keeps resurrecting everyone etc etc.

you fools. you silly jesters. have no idea what are you wishing for.

#look if oda made that chapter you would cry your insides out #if that scene made you depressed and hysteric when done by gege in oda's case it would traumatize you for life and all next incarnations #I am thanking fanlore god on my knees I haven't read 'you got it from here' from oda #oda traumatized fans with a fucking BOAT #don't put jujutools into his hands #bas mumbles #jjk spoilers #jjkspoilers #jjk leaks

[carcarrot]

the good news: the one (1) driving school where i live seems to be really good

the bad news: they aren't open on weekends

#SCARY to say.... but i think i want to learn how to drive. maybe even sometime soon. but scary #on the one hand i can comfort myself with the fact that people dumber than me have gotten their license #but on the other hand thats not very comforting when i think of putting myself on the same road as them #its like do i want to be driving on the same roads as people i went to high school with?? dangerous! but anyway #not to mention that where i live its a strictly we dont use our turn signals and we floor it for yellow lights zone #ah well. #all this from the person that wants to move to california as if driving there would be so much easier (no) #i was on the dreaded 101 once i do not ever want to drive that in my life. california people youre so brave

[bluebellhairpin]

Me for the last two (TWO TIMES ITS HAPPENED NOW. IN A ROW) 911 calls I've had to answer, and giving the caller instructions only to realize right as I've made them that they're wrong and the caller is gonna end up murdered by this serial killer.

#TWICE IN A ROW #pray PRAY that i am never your 911 operator and youre being hunted #bc if u are so far u have a 1 out of 3 chance of living #DOnt put your life in my hands i will not make any better decisions than u would #nemos thoughts #nemo plays #killer frequency

[thresholdbb]

Thinking about evil uses of the transporter

Move them every time they go through a door so they hit the frame

Rustle their sheets when they're juuust about to fall asleep

Give them a cavity

Put one of their shoes in the corridor

Put a splinter under their nail

Move their bed back and forth an inch or two every day so they're constantly stubbing their toe

Put pollen straight in their sinuses

Move their tibia slightly out of place so their knee hurts a little when they walk

Open up a tiny hole in their retina

If that's too mean, put an eyelash in their eye

#evil EMH shit #precision transporting #yeah you can beam someone into space but these are longer term evil ventures #one of my fillings fell out and I started wondering about Starfleet dentistry #then it occurred to me you could transport out part of a tooth #I think every single one of these things is true to my life #I can pretend it was a transporter and not just me right? #trying to distract myself from the hole in my mouth smh #honestly the splinter was probably the worst it was like an inch long and thick #my grandpa pulled it out and put my hand in lister one but pieces still resurface once in a while #I mean don't go out of your way for retina issues or anything #though I'm guessing it would be less painful than minutes of flashing green laser in the eye...

[fisheito]

gosh okay if it's okay can i leave some extremely persistent brainyakus for babyyakus.... like obv you can just leave this or post or just share w whoever you want i'm just some dudegirl clanging pots and pans in your boxes but! i have always loved the idea of like...... baby yakumo being taught some form of sign language (Klein Sign if u will allow the goofery) bc the mouth shapes and tongue movements of the spoken language are hard for him to grasp even with full immersion and support!!!! i also think he would have some anxiety actually using his voice bc Y'know. It's Yakumo. he does eventually become more comfortable with verbal speech ofc but oh my god i am losing my mind at (baby yakumo voice) pep-per......... once again thank you mxr requiodile for my god life. and truly what are pigs but big potatoes....... ONION OWWIES..........

my last spam i will leave u with is also! ever since i unlocked homecoming ssr yakumo and it's dropped that he made his own ceremonial clothing i became OBSESSED w the idea of grandma taking babkumo to The Crafting Circle of the village. maybe he needed a bit more immersion into human spaces before he started school so he's just cowering in grandmas lap while she's knitting and mending but slowly he starts just like wandering around, looking at all the things happening with all the crafters just letting this uncanny child gaze in wonder over all the comfort items and soft blankets and warm clothes being made. and then there's at least one giant ass loom and those things are HUGE and make a lot of clacking noises. babkumo inching closer to it but doing these big scared jumps every time it makes noise but he's just so O.O like this giant scary thing makes such nice things!!! he's been wrapped in scarves fresh off this thing!!! and then whoever is working the loom pushing the shuttle through and just patiently waiting for yakumo to very tentatively push it back toward them. tbh i don't even really think that's great weaving technique but idc we are socializing this yokai via fibers and stich-n-bitch. thank you again for the generosity and enthusiasm ;w;

i am leaving this here for everyone to see because i like it and i want to show it

#SIGN LANGUAGE YAKUMO.......... sweet child #it's scary to talk sometimes. especially if the meaner ppl around u make fun of ur pronunciation #baby which of the mean adults made fun of your syllables. i'll beat them with a shovel #so instead we'll put that affinity for hand fidgeting to practical use #yakumo's good with his hands right?? takes all sorts of practice!!! #dexterity +6 from signing. another +6 from whatever crafting class he's shadowing in the village #he's doing potterymaybe! he's sewing! he's cookin! he is extricating fchickens from the wire gate bc some chickens live life on the edge!!! #honestly nonners i also freaked out when i unlocked that ssr lore about his sewing #i think i just screamed at the sky like “WHY IS MY WIFE SO PERFECT” #seriously. points to the outfit. that is not the work of an amateur. #i'm gonna kill him for being an anxious mary sue. i hate him. why is he good at things. why is he so cute #actually he's probably less mary sue than i think. i would not trust him to win a game of dodgeball. #do mary sues always win at dodgeball? i'm not putting yakumo near any high contact sports. just to be safe. #IGNORE ME. ANYWAY. #OLDER YAKUMO HAVIN A NONVERBAL MOMENT AND EVERYONE'S like ???? how do we get him to tell us what's wrong?? #BAM! FATHER OLIVINE KNOWS KLEIN SIGN! HE SOOTHES THE SNAKE AND WE ALL GET BACK TO COMMUNICATION #asks #yakumo

[morzowo]

#kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #kinnporsche fanart #kim theerapanyakul #porchay kittisawasd #kimporchay #kinnporsche big #my art #semicart #I am so sorry Jeff Satur you are beautiful and stunning but I cannot draw your face to safe my life #anyways I have this headcanon that Porchay has this small youtube channel and besides his music he also uploads his minecraft videos #he has small server with few of his friends and they mostly play vanilla with few mods #Macau on the other hand has mods like BuildCraft and makes very specific real life building reconstructions #and if someone would ever steal his mc save it'd be better map for minor family mansion than literal blueprints of the place #also I can imagine Kinn playing animal crossing aiming for very specific aesthetic but not having heart to throw out any 'ugly' villagers #Tankhun has no mercy tho #I can't see Vegas or Kim being gamers they have other hobbies like music or torturing people #I may or may not did this comic mostly bc I wanted to put my gamer headcanons in the tags lol

[unproduciblesmackdown]

truly something that, amidst facing / going through a dramatic Life Change ft. unavoidable emotional effects of that, there are instances where i can't conceal any & all degrees of being distressed / upset, & repeatedly getting "it's hard for me too" as a Direct Response to that: really something & a half how the asserted theoretical Sympathy of [i feel similarly!] is invoked so as to, oh you know, preclude sympathetic Treatment. such as that what would be More sympathetic in these instances would be to say Nothing, "if there's nothing but dismissal / making it first & foremost about someone else's feelings to say, don't say it at all" style

#reading also that original Lovelessness essay ''love is meant to make me human / love is also the mechanism by which my humanity #has been denied'' always preferring to have [sorry! couldn't fully bottle up this Emotiona externally manifesting at all!] Ignored rather #than ''nicely'' interacted with so as to Invalidate; Dismiss; someone's annoyed at you for having it; etc #for bonus context like we are not in the same boat with it. #not a case of ''the same situation; mine is worse though'' like no; fundamentally different situations here lmao. mine is worse #If You Feel So Bad. Or At All. then at least now do me the favor of Not Saying That; Repeatedly #their feelings put on me too in other ways. stewing resentment into lashing out; tossing out ''but i'm justified'' like ok! Your business!! #the ol like. If You're Going To Do Something Anyways then how you justify it to yourself is Your business / b/w you & your god as they say #& the last thing to do is be making it the problem of ppl Most Affected by what you're gonna do anyways & Also ask their Absolution..... #like if you need more moral support abt What You're Doing Anyways: turn to Anyone Else. even No One if you have to. #bit going tf through it when it's spilling over into Posting but such is life!! we all have that [the horrors. girl help] blogger on dash #again the tl;dr like oh you don't say. the [umm but have you considered? My Feelings! (they're so sympathetic at all. yor welcome)] is #the mechanism through which Really basic sympathy is being denied & replaced with [Saying Nothing would've been less hurtful] #misgendering me the other night too while Also all 'hey I'm trying to talk to the customer service. why are You going up & talking first' #(that was me experiencing the latter. i didn't say it but i was like cmon. my glasses are fogging up w/surgical mask (don't have access to #more effective masks so doing what Nonzero i can there) i'm a bit carsick i'm weathering a crisis. can i have anything here lol) #just Oh You Know. The Horrors.... #balancing ofc trying to endure trying to self soothe etc etc. with ''it's the horrors. it's gonna be horrific & you're gonna be affected'' #ah the [being kind to oneself] like also means knowing how reasonable it is to Not solo contain & endure & Cope Through everything.... #crushing a paper cup in my hands genuinely i would like to generously thank my virtual allies out here today. mic feedback #irl In Real Life? life is Real asf here & nobody Realer than them

[spaciebabie]

I wish I Had a tiny version of you in a jar and I could shake it around and kinda like a magic 8 ball you would say something funny every time I shook it. you are the closest thing to a real person blorbo I Have ever had your posts always make me smile. /gen

not the FIRST time someone has wanted ta put me in a jar and surely wont b the LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CANT CONTAIN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#would u believe i had this picture on hand #this is not the first time i have been told this #ppl just wanna put me in jars fsr smh my head #anyway thank you :3 #YOUR real life blorbo is OUT ON THE STREETS of the CITY!! we must find him and kill him immediately. #spacie splains

[fluffypotatey]

i need everybody to listen to Get Out Alive by Three Days Grace and try to tell me that it doesn’t fit MK so well 🫠

#DONT PUT YOUR LIFE. IN. SOMEONE’S HANDS CUZ THEIR BOUND TO STEAL IT AWAY #IF YOU WQNT TO GET OUT ALIVE? OH RUN FOR YOUR LIFE #is it just me? probably #OHHHHHHHHH YALL DONT EVEN KNOW THE POWER I WOULD HAVE! IF THE POWER TO DRAW WAS IN MY HANDSSSSDSS YALL FONT EVEN KNOW #lmk #lmk mk

[drewsaturday]

i don't judge bc u do u, but i do wonder sometimes how actors would feel if you introduced them to the concept of kinning. like this person thinks they had your face and voice in their past life. do you think you were paid enough while working on this project to comprehend that. the microphone is taken from my hand and i am forcibly removed from the convention room.

#txt #thinking about this more bc having to share spaces where people kin my faves more recently #and how i rly am not comfortable with that just on a personal basis of... i don't like the feeling that other people almost 'own' my blorbo #in fandom spaces at least? where ur kinda supposed to be collaborative? obviously. real people do own my blorbos. #but anyway yeah we're all playing with dolls and another person's version of that doll just happens to also have that layer #of kin memories and so on - and it's not at all the same but i project onto my faves so i'm sure That can be something #people who just want a more normal discussion are uncomfortable with too to have to consider too like what if i start #taking things too personally - it's up to us how we act about it regardless of how we feel about a character #but idk i just rly don't like having to take the kin thing into consideration for how i talk about a character in those spaces? #bc the sorta finality and ownership of kin memories and kin identities with how some people go about them just feels #inconsiderate to how in a fandom you're supposed to have different interpretations #and of course some people are more/less normal about it than others regardless of kinning but #personallyyyyyyyyyyyy i don't know how much i trust certain people to be normal about it #(and it is a little tiring to have to get 'it's a religious belief!' thrown out for excusing rude behavior in all honesty) #(and yeah i respect that as long as it doesn't impact how you interact with other people that badly and unfortunately. it tends to.) #so i could not imagine being an actor or writer who made the character w specific intent and got faced with all the implications of that #for good or for bad jl;sdlfj #on one hand maybe people would find it cool #on the other i don't think i would be quite comfortable with parts of it #but yk. things you have to expect when u put urself out there #even though this probably isnt something initially expected #which i guess at the end of the day is why u keep these things separate bc you could probs make a similar argument for #'how do you feel about the idea of your face/voice' being used in fanfic/fanart of varying ratings' #but still i do feel like 'my specific past life looked like you' is a step up into... somewhere different

[pawphin]

long ramble in tags tldr: kindness rules

#was it genocide that got them to the human world or was it her kindness and promise at the expense of her past #who was ultimately the reason the goldy pond kids were able to survive and escape #who got stabbed by a demon and was in a coma for four weeks trying to protect her newfound family #ultimately shifting his perspective on humans and hunting in general and becoming a driving force in their efforts for freedom #who became best friends with the literal ''evil blooded girl'' and was able to come up with a sound solution to demons needing human meat #in order to maintain their forms #do you think norman would be happier knowing he had to be the sacrificial lamb killing children with his bare hands and fully executing it #do you think ray would be happier if emma had simply let him die instead of giving him a firm dose of reality and helping him to #live a life full of love and support and kindness #of course she isnt perfect and i most definitely would change a lot of things if i could but this is just one of the many comments i see #when youre blinded by hatred you cant think objectively #i understand that norman went through freakish amounts of hell but to put it in my perspective: if i were a demon #i highly doubt that i would fully understand how intelligent humans truly are #you know those videos of people boiling crabs alive and saying ''it doesnt hurt them'' #there would probably be a lot of rhetoric around that nature and all i would know is eat human fingertip = go play tag #so why would my parents deserve to die? what difference is there between cattle like pigs and cows in our world to humans in theirs? #anyways. im sorry for liking stories where kindness prevails and opens doors to opportunities previously thought imaginable #i hate constantly seeing this stuff when looking up tpn and it irks me it really does