#i'm a fucking simp okay

[dootznbootz]

Menelaus rambles a lot about not only Helen, but also Hermione. About how she used to say Olive like "Olifs". How she lost her first tooth running too fast and running into a low branch while out with Helen. How he'd sometimes wake up to Hermione leaning over him and poking his face to say, "Dad, can we go see the horses?" even though it was barely daylight. How she was much nicer waking Helen and how he thinks Hermione did that on purpose because she found "dad's face funny". How her favorite color was every color.

And Odysseus listens.

And he thinks about how his son only had a few teeth coming in when he left, teething on everything. How he could only say one syllable with his babbles. How his son needed balance to stand but Odysseus was so proud that Telemachus was very good at rolling over. How his son loved pulling at his and Penelope's hair.

How his son would be talking, walking, maybe even lost his first tooth by now. And he doesn't even know if he'll ever know his son's favorite color.

#Hi get sad with me :D #Odysseus and Menelaus are the Bros™ to me. I love them. Both simps who love their family despite being different in personalities #You cannot tell me they didn't talk about this and how this was painful for both of them :') #To make myself feel better. I like the thought of Athena kind of keeping him up to date :'D as he's her pet you know? #okay so this next bit ain't angst but imagine Hermione just coming in staring in the dark with the classic: #“Mom. Dad. I frew up🥺” #scaring the shit outta both her poor parents. Yeah I know she had nurses with her most likely but it's cute and fun!!! #I'm sorry but that's so fucking funny to me. I think every Parent has experienced that I'm pretty sure. #odysseus #menelaus #tagamemnon #greek mythology #this'll probably flop but oh well xD My homies can get sad with me >:) #odyssey #the odyssey #telemachus #hermione #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #helen of sparta #penelope #odypen

[xxinkyshadowxx]

Hey can adults stop fucking shipping themselves with Kieran? he's like 15 at absolute most and the game makes it super clear that he's under 18

#kieran pokemon #pokemon indigo disk #rival kieran #pokemon dlc #pokemon teal mask #kieran sv #trainer kieran #pokemon kieran #like fucking stop you're weird in a bad way #And usually I'm all for selfshiping but like not when you're 25 and the character ur simping for is like 14 #Like yeah i think he's cute but it's okay for me to think that BECAUSE I'm a minor #HE IS LIKE 13-15 LEAVE HIM ALONE

[recreationalfanfics]

GHEJFEJFJHE, WHEN LOKI'S VOICE GOES FROM: "Hey, I'm just a funny lil guy♡ Just a goofy god♥️A lil silly dude!" to "I'm about to carry this show and make you yearn for me with the passion of a 1000 suns-"

and I love him for it.

#record of ragnarok x reader #record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no valkyrie x reader #ror loki #snv loki #ror loki x reader #I LOVE HIM OKAY #HID VOICE IS SO CUTE IN THE JAPANESE AND ENGLISH DUB #BUT WHEN HE GETD ALL MENACING #OH MY GOD. #I WANNA BE SAVED EVEN THO IK HE'D LET ME DIE. #HOMIE HE GIVES ME 🌠THOUGHTS🌠 #Scrumptious Dish of a God. #Look the kther way I'm simping rn. #BRO I HAVE WORK AT 6AM BUT I CAN'T GO TO BED BC I'M THINKING OF HIM. #I WANT HIM TO CUDDLE ME TO SLEEP. #OR LIKE SLEEP ON HIS CHEST WHEN HE'S FLOATING BACKWARDS. #I WANT TO KISS HIS SMUG FACE. #I LOVE HIS LIL FUCKED UP EXPRESSIONS HE'S SO UNHINGED #I MIGHT BE CRYING ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM RN HELP ME.

[taexual]

Hiii !!! I hope you're doing great !! I was wondering how do you picture Jungkook in Sleepwalking like for example the hairstyle, the clothes (i mean it's Rated Riot so obviously something rockstar style) but overall his look i'm curious from your pov hihi anyways thank you so much i love Sleepwalking so so so much 🖤

hiii that's such a beautiful question 🥺 i think i've emphasised his dark clothing, heavy eye makeup, his wolf cut, tattoos and piercings a lot throughout the story, so that part's probably obvious dhsjfh

but really, i didn't even have to go very far to find inspiration for how i'd imagine he looked if he was in a rock band, because i think he naturally embodies a rockstar aura with some of his looks, and his overall energy? he's a cute dork with a killer stage presence in general, so that helps

but since you asked, i do have a folder of sleepwalking-coded jungkook pictures.......

so these are only some of the pictures that i've used or might use for header images in the actual chapters for the story, but they're almost an exact fit of the way i imagine him to look in the story!!

#ask #anonymous #taexual; sleepwalking #he's that 'looks like he could kill you is actually a cinnamon roll' meme in real life #you know what i mean? sjskfh #i love this question though 🤍🤍🤍 #any chance to spend an hour scrolling through pictures i have of jungkook :'))) #BLESS calvin klein & vogue for those concepts tbh #and okay listen this is essentially a thirst trap response i know #because we're talking physical appearance / rockstar energy right?? #and that's all 🥵🥵 and whatever #(so i'm going to sound like an absolute simp next) #but the way he smiles babe!!!! the way he fucking smILES #this tough dude??? looking like the cutest lil thing in the world when he smiles??? #🥴🥴 #that's my favourite part about him in any and every concept

[khaotunq]

it occurs to me that neo was kinda-sorta typecast to play jock-y, airhead-y characters (na [who was mvp of that show, don't even @ me], duane, up), then i'm sure there was something somewhere about him getting to play a character with a little more to him (kan).

and according to some very complex mathematics i can't possibly share, what that boils down to is that neo trai is the only man who could play resident disaster slut, boston.ve

#boston's this little fey creature #my thoughts are scrambled egg at the moment #yes i'm giffing him #what gave it away #something about giving a himbo a chance at character development #and watching him fuck his way through it #it's kind of poetic #i am a neo simp okay i'm not well about him #never have been #deep breath. back to photoshop. #so it is decreed #ignore me i've lost my mind #only friends the series #ofts #ofs boston #adventures in ofts

[callmemrskenway]

Ladies and Gentlemen and Non Biney-Fineys...

♡WOMEN♡

#Hi my name is Dolly and I'm really fucking gay for all of these people. #GOD THERE IS A SEVERE LACK OF CONTENT FOR MY LMK GIRLS OVER HERE. #THIS SHOW GIVES ME A BISEXUAL PANIC ATTACK. #LIKE #LOOK AT THEM ALL. #Ik I said I'd cry if i had to choose between Macaque and Spider Queen but um...spider queen is looking pretty👀 #ALSO I KINDA WANT TO WRITE DBK X READER X PRINCESS IRON FAN POLY HEADCANONS. BUT I'M SCARED BC I FEEL LIKE I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO SIMPS HARD. #BUT YOU CAN'T BLAME ME OKAY. #This is also just an apprecation post for lmk women bc GODDAMN-

[introspectivememories]

tim and bernard give off major sasaki and miyano vibes

#bernard is sasaki #and tim is miyano #they're not like one to one but like 'in another universe' #just sasaki's general simp vibes and the way he has to take two buisness days to recover every time miyano so much as smiles #gives off major bernard in high school vibes #tim laughs as he does a fucking triple dog ollie or whatever #bear speedwalking to the nearest broom closet to scream: oh fuck oh god how is he so cute #tim verbally tearing into one of darla's more persistent admirers: you're broke you're ugly what makes u think you can even look at her #bear head tucked into his arms face firetruck red trying desperately to hide a smile: i'm going to mc lose it #also sasaki's general style is what i think bear looks like #tim gives me miyano vibes just cause i feel like he'd get all panicky whenever someone asks to know more about his interests #and not like in an insecure way but like he knows his interests are pretty niche #and there's only so many times u can watch someone's eyes glaze over before it's like #'you're obv not fucking listening. that's okay. we can talk about smth we both like.' #but like bear wants to listen even if he doesn't understand and tim has no idea what to do with bear's undivided attention #tim rambling on about computers and mystery novels: so like i definitely think the murderer is mr. fitzpatrick #but i can't figure out... how. why are you looking at me like that? #bear completely lost but enjoying the way tim's face lights up: im not lookin at you weird. neway how do you think lady london ties in? #bear learns to recognize tony hawk for tim #bear asks pertinent ?s about tim's interests #tim who has no idea how to deal with that: oh god oh fuck what the fuck do i do #bear sends him memes relevant to his interests #tim giggling and kicking his feet in the air #tim drake #bernard dowd #timbern #timber #sasaki to miyano #dc

[toasteaa]

My heart is racing and pounding over thoughts of a fictional man, what is WRONG with me

#toast talks #Okay yes I DO get attached easily and then never shut up BUT #It has been a LONG time since I have felt so strongly about a character that I actually feel like I have butterflies #I'm a mess. I'm so annoying. BUT I DON'T CAREEEE #Local potential hydro dragon makes a disillusioned author start writing again. More at 11. #I'm so sorry but not sorry to all my friends that can see this happening. Hopefully tumblr makes sure that the algorithm never sees these #ramblings of a fucking simp

[herri-writes]

i am fucking weak

#from herri #the server is at it again #traveler's diary #no i am not simping over neuvilette okay #my primos and fates are fucking dying #lyney please just one chance #HYVS SPARE ME PLS #ATP I'LL HAVE A VISHAP AT MY TEAM AND HE'S SO FUCKING FINE #HIS COLORS REMINDS ME OF JOSEPH #i knew they did a drip marketing move #FUCK IT #fuck it. i'm done #forgive me lord i am not your strongest soldier #i typed too fast that i forgot to type two Ls on his name

[woulddieforloki]

the thing about having an Android phone is that to the left of my home screen is just a bunch of random shit Google thinks I'll like and for some reason that's been a lot of Natalie Portman pics which is fine except it ends up sending me down a Natalie Portman rabbit hole and anyways here are some of my new favorite Natalie Portman pics

#im sorry I'm a simp it's not my fault #SHE'S SO PRETTY OKAY LOOK AT HER LOOK HOW FUCKING PRETTY THIS WOMAN IS #I LOVE HER SM #ILY NATALIE I LOVE YOU JANE FOSTER I LOVE YOU BLACK SWAN LADY I LOVE YOU PADME #Natalie Portman

[the-derek-lycan-simp]

Headcanon/Rewrite: Terry is a journalist when Michael isn’t making him deal with chemistry, he started to journalize things after his father ended up dying. It did not have a very good affect on him as after he learned to write things down, he started to comment on female bodies in it.

#okay yes I'm called the derek lycan simp but- it's terry- he's different #i usually just write about Derek but Terry being a journalist is a cool idea #aphmau #aphverse #aphblr #tw bit creepy #terry valkrum #michael valkrum #aphmau terry #aphmau michael #journalist #rewrite #headcanon #aphmau headcanons #terry valkrum headcanons #terry rewrite #he also writes in a really dramatic tone just to get his readers hooked on it- #even if it's his boring every day life of being a fucking creeper-

[twcbelts]

                           𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐊𝐘     𝐋𝐘𝐍𝐂𝐇     𝐀𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐂 .      ∞

#* . ･ › 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐊𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐑 ˎ visuals . #* . ･ › 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐊𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐑 ˎ aesthetic . #* . ･ › 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐊𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐑 ˎ my edits . #aes. #beckylynchedit #becky lynch edit #wweedit #wwe edit #* okay taking a break now for real fuck i'm a serious rp blog and not a whole ass becky lynch edit nerd or becky #simp i swear to god lmaoooooo

[moonfurthetemmie]

The Slash Fic part 2 which is apparently slowly turning into Simping For All Of Them but that’s fine

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You wake a couple of times before you manage to stay up.

The first time, you were barely conscious. You heard voices, though they sounded like they’re underwater and you can’t really understand them. You remember being slung over someone’s shoulder and being in pain. You were jostled as the person walked and apparently made some kind of noise, because they seemed to address you before you passed out again. You think you heard something like ‘we’ll be there soon’ before you went.

The second time you were in a strange room, and a familiar figure was wrapping your arm. 

“Oh. Morning. Nice of you to wake up.” She’d grinned at you. You still couldn’t see very well, but you recognized Cross’s voice.

“How ya feeling?”

You’d only blinked at her, and then looked down at your arm. You tried to say it hurts but all you could manage was incoherent mumbling.

“…Yeaaah. You might have a concussion,” she didn’t seem to have been talking to you. “Not surprising, you fell down a whole set of stairs. I’m more surprised you’re not dead, honestly.”

Your vision began to dim again, and her voice faded back out, as she mumbled to herself about having a person with a concussion in the maze wouldn’t be as fun.

Finally, you wake up in a makeshift bed made of cardboard boxes, with an old pillow and blanket. It’s…not comfortable. 

The room is pretty bare, aside from you and your bed. There’s a plain grey clock on the wall, which tells you it’s either about midday or midnight. There’s a cooler on the opposite side of the room. The door is just a plate of metal with a handle. You don’t seem to be in a house of any kind. The room doesn’t seem to be a cell, either.

There’s a vaguely familiar woman sitting by your guest bed, sharpening a pocket knife. The mismatched red and yellow eyes would be recognizable on any human, but on a dark-skinned lady covered in scars, they stand out a bit more. 

Error doesn’t look like she’s been in as many fights as Nightmare and Cross, but she tends to prefer incapacitating her targets from a distance before going in for the kill. Or at least, that’s what the news stations think. No one who’s actually seen them in action has lived to tell the tale. All anyone has to go off of is the fact that some of their victims are found hanging by their feet from trees or balconies, and she’s the only one who has bright blue magic cables, but it’s a fair assumption.

She notices you wake up and grins at you. A sharp grin that tells you you’re in danger.

“Well. Look who decided to face reality again.” She twirls her knife in her hand and stands. “You’ve been asleep for a while.”

Your mouth feels cemented shut, but you manage to say, “Where…am I?”

Error flicks her knife shut and puts it in her pocket. “You’re in our warehouse!” She says, spreading her arms wide. “We turned it into a death maze. It’s going to be great. You’re going to hate it.” She grins more. “But before we get to that, Cross has been in charge of making sure you heal up from your tumble down those stairs, so I gotta tell her you’re up. Do me a favor and try to at least say hi.”

“…and if I don’t?”

She flicks her hand. Before you can blink, there are blue strings coming from her hands and wrapped around your neck. 

“I kill you.”

The strings aren’t tight enough to hurt you. But they are tight enough to warn you.

Just as quickly as they’d appeared, the strings vanish. Error chuckles and picks her phone up from the floor where she’d been sitting.

As she dials her friend’s number, she says, “I should also let you know that we took your phone, and your watch, and everything else on you that could potentially be used to call for help.” 

After a few rings, Cross picks up.

“‘Yellow,” comes Cross’s voice.

“They’re awake.”

“Yepic.”

Error holds out the phone to you. “Say hi.”

You gulp and do your best to keep the terrified stutter out of your voice.

“Oh you’re coherent and everything too?” Cross sounds surprised. Then excited. “Hell yeah. How are you feeling?”

You don’t want to answer, but Error’s gaze tells you that it would be safer to keep talking.

“Um…okay? Ph-physically, that is.”

“How’s your arm?”

You look down at your other. You’d forgotten that you broke it falling down the stairs.

“It feels fine right now,” you say. 

“And your head?” You reach up and feel the linen bandage wrapped around your head. “The bandages are…kind of tight.”

“Well, I had to make sure it would stop bleeding,” she says dismissively. “You ever seen someone get a cut on their head? It bleeds a lot. Even if it’s just a tiny little knick. And you nearly busted your head open, so I also had to take into account your skull possibly being cracked.”

“Do…do you wrap broken bones often?”

“Nah, usually Error does that,” she says casually. “I usually just set the bones. But yeah, we have to do most of our medical care, since there’s not a hospital in the multiverse that would admit us.”

“…how would that work out if you needed surgery?”

“It wouldn’t,” Errors snorts. “So we’re careful.”

“Very!” Cross agrees. “That’s why we don’t jump at walls in dark, unfamiliar, multistory houses.”

You glare at the phone. Not that it’ll do much.

Error laughs. “They’re giving you a dirty look.”

“Okay but it was stupid,” Cross states. “You realize that, right?”

“It was either that or get cut in half!” You snap.

“Which would’ve been a much quicker and less painful death than the one you’re about to get!” Cross says cheerfully. “I’ll get Night, we’ll be there in a few minutes. Then I can do a full check up on our new friend and see if they’re ready to play in the maze with us.”

You do not like how she said that. 

“See you then,” Error says, like she’s just talking to friends about hanging out for a game night. She hangs up the phone. “You’re going to be fun,” she decides, looking you over. “You want anything to eat? Or some water or something?”

You don’t feel like eating. You don’t know how long you’ve been out, though, and your throat does feel rather parched. 

“Just…some water please,” you say. She opens the cooler and pulls out a cold bottle of water. She tosses it to you, and you barely manage to catch it with your good hand. You jostle your broken arm in the process. You hiss in pain.

“Oops. My bad.” She doesn’t sound very sorry.

You sip on the water, trying to ignore Error humming the Smash Bro’s theme as she examines her now very sharp knife, until the door creaks open. Cross comes in, along with Nightmare, the man who’d been at the desk at the motel you’d foolishly decided to stay at, against your instincts.

You’d always imagined he’d be big and burly, but he was more on the small side. Short and spindly, but with enough visible muscle that you knew he could easily overpower you. His purple eyes were curious, but cold. He was a natural killer, and you could tell just by looking at him.

Cross was more like you imagined. Big and strong looking, and covered in scars. You hadn’t really gotten a good look at her before. She was pale; that much you remembered. And you remembered that red eye. The other was white. You’d never seen a human with a white iris before. Then again, you’d never seen a human with red eyes. Or purple eyes. 

Nightmare’s carrying a plastic shopping bag with what look like medical supplies.

Cross comes forward and crouches next to your bed. “You seem alright,” she muses. “Here, try to follow my finger with just your eyes.”

You’re not entirely sure the point of this test, but you manage. Your eyes hurt for some reason, but you can follow her finger just fine.

“Good. You probably don’t have any serious brain injuries, then.”

“Probably??” She shrugs. “We’re not doctors. We just do what we can.”

That’s fair, you decide. You still don’t like that.

Cross does a few more tests on you, then checks over your arm, and then unwraps your head bandage and examines your head injury. 

She hums thoughtfully. You’re trying your best to sit still, but every instinct is yelling at you to get as far away from her as possible. She was being very gentle with you, but that didn’t make you relax.

“You seem to be in pretty good shape,” she says finally, backing up. “Night, can you-“

“Yep.” Nightmare pulls out a fresh wrap bandage and tosses it to Cross, who catches it flawlessly. She re-wraps your head, making it just as tight as before.

“There!” She pats your shoulder and you flinch. “You should be good. Just a little bit of food and rest and then we can throw you in the maze.”

“Why do you even have a death maze?” You ask without thinking. The Meme Squad all turned to you and you shrank back.

Nightmare snickered. “You don’t have to be that scared of us yet,” he says. You do not like that smile. Error points at you with her knife casually. “As you might’ve noticed, we’re a bunch of nerds. We found this abandoned warehouse, so we made it into a maze that looks like the backrooms.” She tilts her head to the side. “You know what the Backrooms are, right?”

“Y…yeah. You clip through reality and go to a never ending maze that may or may not be full of monsters?”

“Exactly.”

Nightmare crosses his arms. “Our maze only has a metaphorical kind of monsters. It would be really fun to watch some freaky thing chase you down, though.”

You shift uncomfortably. 

All you wanted was to go visit your friends. Why did you have to get caught be these psychopaths?? 

“What do want to eat, by the way?” Cross asks. “And don’t say ‘nothing.’ You have to eat something.”

“You’re being awfully hospitable for serial killers who are going to chase me through their backrooms-themed death maze.”

“Well it won’t be any fun if you can’t run.”

“What’s the point of running?” You ask. “Is there even a way out?”

Nightmare grins. “There is, actually. The entrance and exit to the maze is the front door of the warehouse.”

“Anyway,” Cross says, snapping her fingers in your direction. “Food?”

#I do not think this has the need for any content warnings I think it's just Dread #oh wait #cw kidnapping #that might be important #Okay but OTHER THAN THAT you're ok right now #Horror!DS #H!DS Slash #H!DS Byte #H!DS Pluto #my fucked up beloveds #I'm trying to keep Slash as the focus but the other two need some attention too.... #I ask you again. #if i can't simp for my own characters. What's the point #mmmmm comfy cardboard box bed #the blanket was probably made by Error a long time ago. she still does crafty things! They have hobbies other than murder 😌 #part 3 is in the Works we'll what happens with that one #The Slash Fic #Moonfur Writing

[cherrystonefemme]

"If you want my cum, you're going to earn it"

🥴🥵😳

#i'm simping #butch appreciation #i'm sweating #why was it so hot #immediately got me stutterin and blushin and needing to be railed #tmi coming up- #I'm already ovulating so I'm in heat basically #and then they wanna pull that line out? #like cool cool cool cool hey um #literally put me in a mating press rn #hshhshhhhhgggghhhh why are butches so hot?????????? #that shit had me flustered as fuck #like come on sir okay lets go make a baby right now i swear to god #im 🥴🥴🥴

[tinyhawks]

when it’s hawks | takami keigo’s hot piece of ass, murder is okay. hope that helps.

#he's so fucking hot i swear aksljdalsa i'm A SIMP OKAY #I'M WEAK #yes i can excuse murder because the man is hot and i don't care lmao he's just lines

[admiringlove]

men (affectionately) <3

#OKAY STORY TIME #THERE WAS A THING AT SCHOOL TODAY I FORGOT TO DRESS UO FOR #AND LITERALLY EVERYONE WAS MAKING ME PANIC BECAUSE I'M A RAGING BISEXUAL #GIRLS? HOT #GUYS? HOT #BUT THERE WERE TWO PEOPLE IN PARTICULAR THAT CAUGHT MY EYE AND I CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM HOLY SHIT FUCK STICKS #LIKE?? #why are men allowed to be this pretty this is not fair #how dare you bump into me whe wearing a black button up and dress pants and apologize while picking up my novel from the floor #HOW DARE YOU #and also why is it that every time I have a crush their name either starts with j or d or a #sam simping hours 🌚