#i'm fucking wheezing

[qualitystart]

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#I'M FUCKING WHEEZING #bruins #*hockey

[genericpuff]

words cannot express how hilarious this was to dissect in the newest FP episode-

and I'm not talking about the Hera thing, or the embargo thing (trying to be vague so I don't overly spoil people lmao) I'm talking about THIS specifically:

This is a very real panel that showed up in this week's episode of LO. Right smack dab in the middle of the comic as the word "Xenia" was spoken. Not at the bottom of the episode, not in the author's comment or in the comment section itself, nah, it was put directly into the comic like an author's note shoved into a shitty Wattpad novel/fanfiction.net AU. And no specific URL either, it's just "princeton.edu" which you probably can guess just takes you to the general Princeton University page and not to the specific article Rachel's getting this "research" from.

But it gets better.

Because if you google "Xenia greek mythology" you get THIS-

Word. For fucking. Word. Even the typo error that's missing a space between the : and Zeus' name. And the URL that's sourced? "princeton.edu" with the slug being abbreviated. This is where Rachel got her source.

BUT IT GETS BETTER.

Because if you actually CLICK the article link (which I doubt Rachel even did), you get THIS:

Oh boy. There is so much to dissect about this. First of all, for anyone who might be confused, this isn't an academic paper or anything of the sorts, it is a reading guide for Princeton University students... from 2004. And hot damn, does it ever LOOK like it's from 2004 because this website looks like something I would have used in my middle school computer classes. It's unstable (literally "Not stable" in its network protection), has broken image links, BUT IT GETS EVEN BETTER-

BECAUSE ON THE HOME PAGE, IT INFORMS STUDENTS THAT THE SYLLABUS "HAS BEEN UPDATED" AND "OTHER LINKS ARE LESS RELIABLE."

THIS IS A READING GUIDE

MEANT FOR STUDENTS STUDYING IN A SINGLE SEMESTER FROM NEARLY 2 DECADES AGO

THAT HASN'T BEEN UPDATED OR UPKEPT

AND EVEN ITS OWN PROFS ARE DISCREDITING IT AS A REPUTABLE SOURCE BECAUSE OF HOW OLD IT IS

AND THIS IS THE SOURCE RACHEL - A 'SELF-PROCLAIMED FOLKLORIST' - PUT INTO HER #1 BESTSELLING WEBTOON ABOUT GREEK MYTHOLOGY, LITERALLY COPY PASTED WORD FOR WORD WITHOUT ANY SHRED OF DEEPER RESEARCH BEYOND THE FIRST 3 RESULTS OF GOOGLE.

I'M FUCKING CRYING LOL IF THIS IS THE EXTENT OF HER 'RESEARCH' NO SHIT SHE WAS DOOMED FROM THE START 🤣 I HAVE SEEN BETTER AND MORE RELEVANT RESEARCH DONE AND SOURCED ABOUT MY O W N CULTURE AND MYTHOLOGY WHICH BARELY HAS A PULSE BECAUSE OF COLONIZATION.

#lore olympus critical #lo critical #anti lore olympus #i'm fucking wheezing #just when i thought i could give rachel a break because for a second i felt like i was being too hard on her #she goes and does THIS #thank you rachel #thank you for reminding me i'm not a bad person for hyperanalyzing your bullshit #this is such a scam #lore olympus spoilers

[sekaithemystic]

“he’s a wizard, he’s not going to beat that [DC 15 on athletics check]”

siobhan thompson how does it feel to be the funniest person

#I'M FUCKING WHEEZING #SHE KEEPS DUNKING ON THESE WIZARDS AND I'M ALL HERE FOR IT #it's even funnier bc he does fail and falls to his death bc he has 1 hp #siobhan thompson #neverafter #dimension 20

[petrichormeraki]

SVNIXSMGSJG CLEO

#I'M FUCKING WHEEZING #I'VE NEVER CLICKED ON A VIDEO FASTER #witchcraft smp #meraki post

[mika-moof]

my friends are amazing

#mika's adventures #i'm fucking WHEEZING

[oogaboogaspookyman]

WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW JOANNE?

#i'm fucking wheezing

[heymacy]

this is ian and mickey cooking dinner thank you for your time

MELLIE ASFKSGKSK i'm on the fucking floor 😭 this is so good 😭 it is nice to be understood, isn't it? [stirs pot] mmm tastes...feral?

#i'm fucking wheezing #i opened this and was like OH HI MELLIE and then i saw the comic and promptly died #12/10 👏🏻 #also dying over the account being called buttpoems like is that URL available and how do i acquire it asjskjk #macy babbles #gardenerian #the way i love you more than anything 💛

[unicorngirl130]

LMAOOO LOOK AT THE SHITTY PHOTOSHOP WALMART TRIED TO PULL💀🤚

#shitty photoshop #lmao #wtf man #i'm fucking wheezing #roflmfao

[unfunnyaceartist]

IM CRYING 💀💀💀💀

#LMFAO #im cryign #SPIDERMAN NOOOOOOOO #IM SO SORRY #im losing my shit over this send help #i'm fucking wheezing #character ai

[plumadesatada]

Today on: "serial killer or doll customizer":

"Using a saw, I'm going to cleave her straight in half down the length of her torso"

"Use a strong pair of shears to hack off the limbs"

"Mark where you want to cut off the face, then go to town with a razor blade"

#dollightful #doll customizing #dolls #body horror #(i guess) #tag yourself #i'm fucking wheezing #i'm 'set the head aside and let it pickle' #Youtube

[alifewellworn]

#i'm fucking wheezing

[kradogsrats]

anyway it was 110% the correct decision to cut this, because it absolutely ruins the entire tone of a really beautiful, heartwrenching scene, but Viren in the novelization not knowing what a hug is when Harrow and Callum have their emotional embrace after Harrow gives him the letter will never not be funny

#the dragon prince #viren #i'm sure it broke someone's heart to pull that from the storyboard #but it was definitely for the greater good #'FAMILIAL CLASP' THOUGH #I'M FUCKING WHEEZING #VIREN YOU WERE MARRIED HOW DID YOU PRODUCE TWO CHILDREN

[freddotheman]

Use however you like

#digital illustration #undertale #papyrus #i'm fucking wheezing

[latimeria-fell-from-heaven]

How badly I want enjou and capitanos man tatas to suffocate me

hi hi anon!

and how badly i want enjou to make me into his personal cumdump bc of my size kink and have capitano lemme touch his titties with permission,,

i'm too horny for my own good lmao,,

#lati speaks #you got me at man tatas nonnie #i'm fucking wheezing

[rovermcfly]

I was trying to look up the english translation of the original italian lyrics of ti amo and i'm in absolute tears over this assortment of just the most nonsensical lines i've ever seen

there's a 10 image limit on tumblr posts. i never expected attempts at translating this song to be such a comedy goldmine

#I'm fucking wheezing #literally every link I clicked on gave me the wildest fucking shit #tag yourself I'm warrior in toilet paper #literally look up translations of this song I promise they're all fucking hilarious

[oogaboogaspookyman]

You will be best man at Babemagnet McSexlord and I’s wedding.

OYE WEY-

#i'm fucking wheezing