SOS, please help me
An exit here I do not see
Here is not where I wish to be
And from here I appear unable to flee
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Hi I got your order of 500 carbon rollers, where do you want them? Also that will be 100000 coins, but payments in power eggs are acceptable
SUBMIT TO THE MURDER-DEATH DEPARTMENT FOR YOUR PAYMENT. I AM NOT FOOLING YOU
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Smacks whoever chose the clown's option over the head with his cane. "NO~! THAT'S MY OPTION, NOT YOURS~~~. Behave."
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⚜ — aesthetics. | ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ꜰᴇᴀʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴘᴇʀ .
⚜ — visage. | ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴄᴜᴛᴇ .
⚜ — headcanons. | ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ɪɴꜱɪɢʜᴛ .
⚜ — answered. | ɪɴ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ .
⚜ — musings. | ɪɴꜱɪɢʜᴛ ɪɴᴛᴏ ʜɪꜱ ᴍɪɴᴅ .
⚜ — closed starter. | ɴᴏ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜ ɪꜰ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴀɢɢᴇᴅ .
⚜ — nsft. | ᴡʜʏ ɪꜱ ɪᴛ ꜱᴘɪᴄʏ ?
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Apparently this needs to be said so
Forgetting things is morally neutral! Memory issues are morally neutral!
You're not a bad person if you...
forget things quickly
forget people
can't remember entire stages of your life
can't remember important things
can remember some things very well and forget other things all the time
can't remember things (or anything!) about your interests
forget to eat, sleep, go to the bathroom, etc
forget to reply to texts
remember things and immediately forget them again
can't remember birthdays, events, etc
frequently answer 'I forgot' to questions
can't retain new information
forget things you used to know
only remember things when it's too late
have vague, distorted and/or unreliable memories
depend on others to know how an event you were in played out
have other symptoms that are worsened by memory issues and vice versa
... and anything else I might have missed!
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So, I have a problem. The drive is almost done and I'm letting some of Tanya's people look over the exterior, check my welds and the like but..
I just got a call from one of my guys, Rikers is rioting. Some kinda outbreak, disease I think?.. Okay I have no idea how to sugar-coat it, I got reports of zombies in The Raft.
I know
It's ridiculous and I wouldn't even consider looking in except, well it's a prison, there's a lot of people who have no one looking out for them and the guards are gonna respond like they always do, with overwhelming military force.
So, before I get there- I can't believe I'm asking this.. Does anyone have any experience with the undead?
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Just a very regular normal definently a salmonoid sneaking by, yup hello, do you happen to have seen a carbon roller around these parts uhhh 'Boss' ?
SECOND DOOR ON THE LEFT
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