#idk i kinda just wanna sleep instead

[lakanakana]

how did the april fools boop day go for you ? Do you miss the boop?

I sent out about 4000 boops yesterday and my arms were about to split in half fr!!! (つ╥﹏╥)つ

I was visiting my dad for easter and had to fight demons to restrain myself from eating any more chocolate eggs because my idiot ass just kept vacuuming them into my mouth to the point I felt like throwing up, but the moment I felt fine my brains were immediately like "hmmmmm. maybe another egg won't hurt (:" and that. that was the devil itself talking I stg

Some of my friends sent videos and pics of their Easter bonfires (a Western Finnish tradition) and I wanted to be there so baaaaaad!!! Just watching all the snow gradually melt and form tiny little streams that glimmer around the bonfire is just so 👌👌👌👌 My roomie was back home and apparently there was a huge thunderstorm too over the weekend?? Like a total armageddon tier thunderstorm even tho it was like 3 °C (37 °F) outside????

#i think i spent most of my boop day sitting in the kitchen waiting for my dad to finish napping so I wouldn't have to take the #tram or bus to the train station and drag all my stuff with me #idk why my dad sleeps so poorly all the time!! he doesn't even change his sheets!!!! i should buy him new ones because idk if he has enough #i've asked him what kinda pillows he likes so i could buy some for him and the dude's just like 'ehh i already have pillows' #yeah you do!!! shitty ones!!!! #what is it with middle aged men that makes them dismiss all the important stuff at home and instead buy useless stuff #like bro your dick won't fall off if you sleep in clean sheets every once in a while!! it would help with your sleeping problems too!!! #anyway lmao enough about me ranting about my dad's sleeping habits #i wanna hear how your boop day went!! how many people did you boop? #kanailu

[no-mercy-bby]

I kind of just want to drop out of college and crochet and write books and

#get married (i don't have a boyfriend) #and have kids (i am not in a relationship or stable enough for a family) #i kinda wanna sell crochet stuff but it takes me like a month to make any and everything #plus i suck at reading and understanding patterns #and all ik is single crochet and double crochet and even then i think i do them wrong as well #Tunisian stitch is fun but i don't have a hook long enough and it hurts my hand #idk if it was just my sinuses and lack of sleep but ive felt so bad all day #and my back hurts cause i sit like a shrimp and don't know how to stand i guess #im so tired. genuinely. #and my mouth is fucked up again with sores because of stress and biting at my own lips #and its so lonely being in college #which is kinda funny cause i have more people i would actually consider as friends than ever #but i kinda just feel like im *there* #and i have a million projects to do but i played fortnite with my sis and her husband and my brother instead #and my dad taught my sis and i to play solitaire #and then i beat them both at black jack (it was actually a tie of how many matches i won but shhh) #and i know im blessed that im basically getting paid to go to college by my college but #it just doesn't feel right. like it feels isolating and lonely #and i have gone to some events btw they are not that great

[sundaytragedy]

Omfg can I stop turning off my alarm. yesterday my boss said it was only gonna be me and one other person opening but I fuckiny overslept again and I keep doing this luckily my boss is very lenient when it comes to this so I'm not worried about losing my job but it doesn't take away how upset I am fhat I can't simply be on time like why is this so difficult for me to do!!!!!!!!!

#just wanna take a knife and destroy my arms but that wouldn't help anyone #and if i rnded up in the hospital my dad would ask me why and i hate that he does that instead of sounding concerned hes just like #not even phased and will be like “so what are u going to do now.” LIKE IDK DAD THATS KINDA THE POINT #god forbid i dont know atm #the only thing that makes me not wanna hurt mtself is sleeping but im supposed to be there rn so thats the dilemma

[weenhands]

i dream about being loved just the way that i am. i think sort of an indifferent boyfriend towards my traits would be the dream

#it would be like my last but i would ask a million questions all day long. the most useless rabbit hole questions. #and he wouldnt forcefully find it lovely or endearing nor would he find it annoying. hed just....understand and kinda tolerate #i would ask him for all of my same foods when he cooks and he wouldnt really find it cute or infantilize me. he wouldnt find it annoying #hed just make them over and over and hed take care of me when im complaining that its too bright and my brain is going dizzy because of it #hed remind me to eat and do all of my other executive dysfunction stuff #i think i want someone who gets along with my disability not in a way where he has fallen in love with them #because my traits are objectively weird and annoying sometimes and strange to allistics #ill always feel that way or feel that judgement #i just wanna feel “tolerated” but mostly have room for my traits to just be with someone #just. understanding. its not a big deal to them ig #its 4am and i cant sleep so im typing this instead #idk i guess lately ive been thinking alot abt this and its annoying but. Yea im not like other ppl that is Way too obvious to anyone #who pursues me👍 and i guess i hate that feeling when ur disability just inevitably severely alienates u from ppl #and with wanting to feel loved lately. This fantasy just keeps popping up

[loverboybitch]

knit sweater i made drying out after i dyed it in my kitchen sink.//.

#uploads #fashion #fibres #the color is kinda weird but i like it alot that really washed out wine red #gonna fuck around with this more still myb do a little bleaching and some more dying but for now she rests #also shrunk a bunch lowkey after i washed it so hope i can stretch it back out a bit we will see #reflecting several hours later now that its mostly dry and i got to try it on #i think the color looks kinda washed out cause i wrung it out really realyl hard when i was washing it #i feel like that wasnt super smart cause i do wish it was a bit darker but also maybe i just need a darker dye mix #but i really was squeezing that shit to get the water out and i think it probably desaturated the color a bit #lessons for next time #also rewrote and made a edited version of the pattern ive been working with so its more my own #changed a couple things so im gonna try and make another sweater soon i think #gotta figure out what wool i wanna use maybe ill go back to the galler yarns WOW wool but also the mohair was really nice #i have a ton of fine alpaca but ive been using that for my woven project instead and its alot thinner #idk how it would look esp cause im using such big needles #maybe i could size down and try that but id have to really figure out a whole new pattern n knit counts idk maybe #anyway just thinking out loud cause its 5am and i cant sleep but i also cant work on sweater anymore cause its just chilling #n i need bleach n some other stuff #also gonna knit a trim for the bottom and sleeves fuck weaving it thats too hard #but then im gonna have to figure out how to dye it so it matches but uhhh haha idk #good thing its kinda a tester

[kindacreepy-kindaugly]

Maybe I just miss havin someone else to blame

#i feel so fucking useless. worthless. i had ONE job n instead i fucked it up n crossed that one line i can't uncross #he'll never forgive me n it's all my own damn fault #don't know how to cope with how there's no way back now. he doesn't even want me anymore he just wants to hurt me #n i kinda wanna let him cause it's all i was ever any good for anyway #just. lie back n let him take it all out on me. as if he ever made it that easy #god what the hell is wrong with me this is fucking pathetic #he was the only one that could make my head quiet the only one i could always go back to. even if he made me regret it every time #i don't know how to change any of this. it can't always be like this can it? somethin's gotta change at some point right? #i need to stop gettin so fucking wasted i make a fool outta myself but. i only feel even sorta okay if i'm drunk #what the fuck am i supposed to do? #i just wanna go home. i thought things would get better now that i'm technically free of him but. i still feel the same. or worse #at least i could keep myself numb most of the time. n i had cherri n nuggs. everyone feels so fucking far away here #n it's probably me not them but. idk how to change anythin. everythin's just wrong. #everythin's always wrong #i'm so fucking tired n sleep doesn't change a fucking thing #i guess maybe val was right. there's nothin out here for someone like me. what he gave me was the best i could get n i shoulda just m #*appreciated it instead of always complaining #idk how long i can keep myself from goin back to him. just to see if he can still make it all go away. even if i'll probably regret it. #fucking hell how long can i keep this up?? i can't start drinkin more i can't damage this body like that for the others #but i'm startin to run really low on options #spdrvent

[oflgtfol]

taking a few days break from malevolent if u couldnt tell. for a few reasons but mostly that s3 ended on a pretty decent note and i kinda just wanna bask in the sort of happy ending for once in this damn podcast lmfaooo

#like ignoring the larson and yellow situation #ignoring all that. the season ended pretty swell #considering how utterly emotionally destructive the s1 and s2 finales were #and also just how utterly emotionally destructive s3 was as a whole #its like omg... there's HOPE for the FUTURE? #i dont wanna ruin the hope already so soon LFMAO #i have a shift at my other job on wednesday so i'll get back to listening then during my drive #brot posts #mal posting #the other major reason is also that im just like super tired for some reason #i fell asleep on the couch last night at 9pm and only woke up at like 12:30am #like whadda hell...... #ive been sleeping decently lately too so i have no idea why im so fucking tired despite not being sleep deprived #so idk i kinda just wanna decompress. listen to music in my free time instead of podcasting. not go through the emotional wringer #over this fictional man almost dying every single episode. yknow

[tears-of-boredom]

ive been flabbergasted at why ive been waking up so early lately. only now doni rwalise that its literally just because 1. the sun goes down early so i get tired earlier and 2. it stays dark until like 6am, so I have better sleep during the night. so the light works with me thoughout the day. but not for long lol. its like maybe 1 or 2 months only of good proportions of sunlight during spring and autumn, and then winter and summer come and fuck it up with their longevity. ive honestly always seen the 4 seasons as unequal things. its like,, summer and winter take up 40% percent of the year each, and spring and fall 10% each. and I always wonder why there even are four of them. it'd be better in my mind if winter and summer were the seasons, and then spring and autumn were just names for those transition periods. and I mean this just for like, the nordic countries you know, cuz lord knows what the fuck is going on in the rest of the world in terms of season timing. i mean I do like the sound of monsoon season that happens in like,, eastern asia i think? i like rain and love the thought of a whole season being defined by the rain that happens. would not like to live on warm ocean coasts though. those tornados and hurricanes and twisters, and whatelse names they have, really scare me. thank god its cold enough hear for them to have a hard time forming. and perhaps the Suomenlahti also helps. sorry i dont remember the english name rn, its the part of the ocean that finland actually has a coast with. oh and I actually have no idea how tornadoes really form, im just kinda assuming that its something to do with warmer climates because I haven't really heard of ones forming near here. plus we dont learn any like evacuation tactics in school relating to tornadoes. or,, well you wouldn't evacuate during a tornado would you... see! i have no idea what do to in case of a tornado, because I don't need to! also the like earth plate thingys (tethatonic plates?) dont seem to converge near here because earthquakes and tsunamis dont really happen either. i mean technically they had to've crossed sometime ago here because Norway has all the mountains and shit,, but I guess they've calmed down by now.

you know, i completely forgot that this was about my own sleeping patterns at the start. funny how that happens. i had to flex my basic geography skills i guess. or,, whatever you english speakers have as the subject that teaches you about natural occurences and stuff. im tired, in case my rant didnt tell you that already.

#idk what tag tgis id #my dingees are tired amn.. #and mt eyes too. #man im gonna fallq sleep soon but i kinda dont want to #its pnly midnight and i dont wanna waste this time i have in a quiet house and with cool air coling in #and also ive accidentally formed a routine of spending my day time on my computer and then when my ass hurts too much #from the shitty chair. i lay on my bed and go through my phone.. #ive been taking enough breaks in between comouter stuff that i always stay on the puter until im dead tired #m. so i ha ent done shit on my phone and i kinda wanna do that and break out of my accidnetal routine.. #tbh the routine developed purely because i have a couple games on my pc that have dailies.. #oh and ive been considering downloading genshin again. just for the card game part + levelling up characters #and also i enjoy doing things that dont take too much thought. aka every game's dailies.. #but then i reakised that the cars game in genshin is definetly based off of some actual card game. thats probably way better. so i might as #well play that instead.. #im not sure what magic the gathering is about but from the limited gameplay ive seen. thats the type of card game genshin has.. #its really just a gente of game tbh. i just dont know the name of it..

[kuiinncedes]

hhrrnddbffhd

#do i stay up for 1:38 / 1:58 LMAO #i totally would and have consistently been doing so #esp recently taylor has ruined my already dumb sleep schedule lol #but tmr hmmm i’m leaving the house at 10am driving for an hour which isn’t too bad like #probably wanna be up by 9:30 at the latest #i usually kinda wake up around then but just stay in bed until like fuckin 11 lmao #idk tho i Should sleep earlier 😐 that is the logical thing to do #based on my plans for tomorrow #but like i wanna stay up and fuck around on my phone and have alone time lol #and also see if taylor’s doing anything XD #sigh rip last kiss day/time for me i think i’m gonna sleep LOL #wow me sleeping instead of not sleeping who is she #jeanne talks #i’m listening to last kiss rn 🥹🥹 #i’ll stay up for 12:58 it’s 1:58 somewhere lol 🤪 #bro it’s not even a big deal at all lol idk that much but these past few days have been rly exciting bc of taylor lmao #**idc that much #and i feel like she’ll do sm tonight but who knows #it’s fine she could do sm any night lol 🤪

[anachronistic-falsehood]

the crippling existential dread is getting to me

#whiskey yelling into the void #will prolly delete later i would post on my vent insta instead but my phone is in my roOM AND i dont wanna get it #sitting here having a god damn crisis listening to fucking. cabinet man. #non graphic mentions of sh in following tags btw i juust need to fucking. talk. agh. >> #my eyebrow razors are in my bathroom they are There i haven't thrown them out. they are there. #i won't. i promise. but. they're There #i think i just need to sit in my room alone for a bit maybe i'll ink my monev drawing or something idk #im just not having a good fuckin time rn it's just a weird mix of things in my brain and idk what it is #def part of it is going to a funeral a couple weeks ago it wasn't even for someone i was close to but when u live in a small town #you kinda know everyone and this guy was the dad of a family who was a friend of my family and it's just. weird. that he's gone. ig #and ofc i can't even remember the last time i ever spoke with him but it's still weird?? knowing that he's not around??? #and it got my thinking about my own dad and what might happen when he's gone and etc etc etc. #it's just. idk. thoughts of death lately and how much it scares the shit out of me #and i h8 pain but it does kinda remind me that im alive yk #its not just the funeral thats fuckin with me theres a lot of things but it all leads to existential dread anyway #i need to go to sleep i think

[fakeoutbf]

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#i just wanted to go home after work so bad #instead i had to sit in a waiting room for an hour with this weird headache from all the stress of the day #and then i have to shower and still like make myself dinner #and then like i don’t even feel like eating anything i want like something kinda healthy and filling but it’s so late and i’m so tired #and now i’m crying bc i still have a shit ton of things to do and i just #like the appointment was so fucking unnecessary it could’ve happened next week but no we had to wait a whole fucking hour #i just wanna shower and go to sleep but also i can’t bc my hair will get all fucked up #does someone wanna come cook me dinner?? i’m crying at this point #i’m so tired #anxiety tw #idk i’m just babbling

[v0relino]

why am i so subby today,,, i mean i usually am but MORE THAN USUAL????? subspace makes me so fucking sad lol

#what is Happening to me #i haven't felt this bratty in FOREVER #idk if im complaining or not bc it kinda reminds me how romantically lonely i am lol #but it's also kinda fun lol #no one ever sees these posts so i can basically say whatever i want lmao #i want someone to take care of me #and scold me when i don't take care of myself properly #and tell me how good im being when i actually try :( #really i just wanna be loved lol please even if it's just platonic #or for like five minutes please i just wanna experience it :') #subspace always makes me feel sad like this #now i just wanna cry instead of going to sleep #even though im so exhausted :(

[another-emotional-wreck]

i cant wait to leave this house lmao

#it's honestly not even that bad compared to some people I know #shit some of my friends have way worse situations that mine #but im so tired of having to take care of everything all the time #and being so sad and anxious and stressed #i just wanna be able to be a teenager and enjoy what little time I have left in high school #its not fair cause everyone around me gets to just be normal #even my own fucking siblings #whole time this seasonal depression is kicking my black ass and it feels like I cant even fully explain it to anyone #and i wanna cry about it but the tears literally wont come out lmao #so im listening to buttercup by hippo campus instead #which kinda helps ngl #but everything thats happened lately #idk ive been tryna stay okay for the past few years and between the depression and (likely) autism it's taking such a huge toll #i feel like my brain needs to throw up or something #even my best friend doesnt seem to get it and ik its not her job to provide me with therapy or anything and that shes trying #but i feel so fucking lonely lmao #and my moms birthday was this past Saturday so that was a thing #idk #i just wanna sleep for a really long time i think #cause rn i feel like my mental state is close to how it was freshman year and i actually don't think ill make it if i end up back there #lolz #anywhoo #im totally being dramatic its all good #lee rants #lee rambles

[dinemunyu]

bYEE i spent way too long on this

I don't own any of the assets used in rebuilding the town and the ui—nah, that's the great work of ConcernedApe. I just merely made two extra buildings to look similar enough to the other buildings in town.

Why stardew though??? idk i couldn't sleep one night and instead detailed out the steps on how I would do this with unity and aseprite because of course I'm still thinking about trigun 24/7; only this time I've recently started playing stardew.

wanted to add Nai, Livio and the rest of the cast but i wanna work on keychains next sooooo

Nai works in the library where books are less likely to offend him. Livio helps around the orphanage. Vash likes to garden and to visit the bakery next door in his free time. Kinda want Zazie to be an absolute menace of a niece that got sent there under their care.

#can't believe im tagging stardew and trigun in one post #stardew au #trigun #I LOVEE MERYL IN THIS ONE #she's so TINY I THINK SHES A PIXEL SHORTER THAN JAS HAHAHAHHA #i was debating putting wolfwood/nicholas but he's married here #vashwood #YES THEY'RE BOTH DOING WELL AND HAPPILY MARRIED TO EACH OTHER #Sapphics milly/meryl because i said so #AND THEY'RE RUNNING A BAKERY YALL #Milly absolutely befriending everyone in town becos she's a sweetheart #the player would have competition now since vash is most definitely taking up requests from the bulletin board too

[finsplurtz]

Dude idk how to explain it but there’s smth about ur fics i love….if ur taking requests can u do one for yuuji? Hes kinda dumb and he was basically a jock before he got into jujutsu tech so one with some corruption kink?

— thankuu I’m glad u enjoy my writings, I try my best. Hope you enjoy this one too<3

dumb slut — yuuji.itadori

— dom ! male.reader x sub ! Yuuji Itadori

— contents : dumb yuuji (I love him) , corruption kink , virgin yuuji , is called a slut like once , overstim , creampie….if u rlly think abt it , passing out nd yeah.. mb if i got smth wrong

warnings : virginity loss erm think not much of a warning… blud is aged up btw

✩°｡ ⋆⸜ 🎧✮

You stared down at the pink haired guy with a confused look. … did he seriously not get the hint..?

You’ve been flirting and sending hints that you wanna sleep with him. At some point you almost gave up and thought maybe he was playing stupid to not hurt your feelings or something, but no he’s really clueless.

Something about that made you feel excited.

Yuji was popular, he’s surrounded by girls, you were 100% sure he knew about the wonders of sex.

“Uh.. you know what, we should hang out after school. My house. Just us two” you smile knowing he couldn’t turn you down.

There wasn’t any special occasion, you just wanted to hang out like friends and down a couple drinks. That’s what he thought at least.

For most of the afternoon you guys were laughing and talking about anything and everything, Yuji’s a lightweight so the littlest alcohol already had him fucked up.

“Ahh…Yuji tell me, any girls you’ve been with?” You ask taking a swig of the alcoholic drink.

“Hmm…. I’ve had like 3 or 4 girlfriends.. you?” You let out a small chuckle.

“I’ve had some yeah, I mean girls you’ve slept with..” you tilt your head looking into his eyes, god was he cute..

“Uhm……no I’ve never..” he flushed looking off to the side. You got closer and placed you’re hand over his thigh.

“It’s okay..I don’t judge….but god does it feel good” you glance at his lips and he stutters trying to move away.

“Y-yeah..? I mean y..yeah I’ve heard..”

“I can show you, yuuji..” you get closer and closer to his lip, he closes his eyes tightly and you quickly stuff your tongue in his hot mouth.

He tightly grabs onto your shirt, his tongue so stiff it kinda makes you laugh.

You quickly dig your hands into his pants and roughly stroke his dick making him moan in your mouth.

“Augn-! Mmphh…~” He tries to pull your hand off but it feel so good, he can’t bring himself to pry you off, instead his hips subconsciously start thrusting into your hand.

“..like it..?” You pull away looking into his glossy eyes, he shakes his head no and tries squirming away.

“Mm…I know you like it..feels good doesn’t it..~? I can show you something that’ll feel even better…” he looks at you with wide eyes and a red face.

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“OHH FUCK- ACK—“ Yuuji scratched his stained bedsheets as you pounded into his used up hole. His lips were red and slightly busted from how much he was biting them, he felt sticky and sweaty but he was addicted.

“D..did you cum again..?” You said, panting like a dog. You had felt him tighten around you causing you to groan and dig your fingers into his plush skin.

“Ugh….aren’t you..tired..?” He turned around and he almost had hearts in his eyes. He smirked as best as he could and moved himself on your cock letting out more whorish moans.

“Holy shit..? Have I turned you into a complete slut for dick??” You laugh and wrap your hand around his throat bringing his back up against your chest.

“S..so full..! Nngh….HA—“ He screamed feeling you harshly thrust in him again, cum being pushed out of his gaping hole.

“T-TOO MUCH S..STOP Y-YN~!!” He saw sparks as he came one more time at the feeling of your hot cum pumping him again, his thighs trembled and he fell forward, completely passing out.

You watched your seed peek out of his hole making you twitch.

You ended up passing out next to him for the whole day. In the morning you woke up to your cock being slowly stroked..

You slowly open your eyes to find Yuuji straddling you and aligning your tip to his wet entrance.

“Just…one more time..”

a/n; did i slack off? a little yeah…..

#I LOVE U REQUESTER #yuuji too cute whatt #jjk x male reader #itadori yuuji #jjk yuji #jjk x reader #yuji x reader #yuji x male reader #itadori x reader #dom top reader #smut #male reader #jujutsu kaisen #gay #dark content #tumblr writers #corruption kink #hot butt sex #aged up characters #DO NOT FEAR

[starglitterz]

♡ NIGHT DANCER.

❝ nothing changed, please don't change… let's blend together, one more time. ❞ / after spending the night with you, how do the genshin men treat you in the morning after?

✧ feat ; albedo, cyno, kaedehara kazuha, scaramouche, shikanoin heizou, xiao x gn!reader ✧ warning(s) ; suggestive (esp scara and heizou) ✧ a/n ; HIII everybody make some noise for quill’s shocking once a year post!!! hope you guys like this and if it doesn’t show up in tags i will delete my account (/nsrs) anyways idk why i’ve been so obsessed w the idea of waking up next to someone (can you tell i’m critically lonely? 💀) and so this piece was born. pretend u don't notice how scara & xiao’s might seem kinda similar it’s bc i view them thru the same lens LOL ok hope you enjoy! (also ignore the scara favouritism im kinda obsessed w this idea for him KJASKJD)

please reblog + leave comments ! it helps a lot w motivation <3

✦ ALBEDO. [ kreideprinz ]

you’re awoken by the feeling of a cold breeze caressing your skin, and as you grasp for his familiar figure, you realise albedo’s not beside you anymore. but before you can freak out, his soft voice calls to you from behind you, “good morning, dove. don’t move, i’m almost finished.” “finished with what?” you query, deciding to obey him and stay still. he doesn’t answer at first, but you can hear a faint scratching sound which almost sounds like charcoal against parchment. “and… done.” you shift in the bed, turning around to face him. albedo looks almost ethereal in the early morning light, especially when he smiles at you like you hung the stars in the sky. “i do hope you don’t find this peculiar, but i wanted to draw you while you were asleep. you looked so peaceful, and i wanted to immortalise this moment.” he hands you the paper, strands of wheat-coloured hair spilling over his shoulders, let loose from his usual half ponytail. you’re the only one who gets to see him like this, messy and imperfect instead of the flawless scientist he portrays to the rest of mondstadt. you gaze at the drawing, absorbing every detail as you try not to faint from what a sweet gesture this is, “albedo, this is amazing! you made me look so pretty.” he tilts his head quizzically, raising an eyebrow, “what do you mean? i just drew you exactly how i see you – you’re always beautiful to me.”

✦ CYNO. [ judicator of secrets ]

cyno's skin looks almost golden in the sunlight filtering through the translucent curtains. you're lying on your side, gazing at him and just admiring his features when his red eyes flutter open and he murmurs, “i might have to charge you for looking so much.” his voice is rougher than normal, deepened by sleep and it makes heat rush to your cheeks. “morning, babe-ah!” you can barely get out your greeting before he's pulling you back into his embrace, strong arms wrapping around you as he nuzzles into your neck. “cyno!” you laugh, turning around to face him, “stop it, i'm hungry! i wanna go get breakfast-” “hi hungry, i'm cyno,” your boyfriend looks at you with the most deadpan expression, and you're momentarily stunned. then you groan and throw a pillow at his head, “you're so lame!” “i'm not so lame, i just told you i'm cyno- okay, okay, i'll stop!” you collapse into a fit of giggles right as you're about to pummel his chest, “lamest ever.” “mmm,” cyno mumbles, eyes already fluttering shut again as he feels your plush warmth against him, “i'll make you breakfast, i swear, but can we just stay like this for a little longer?”

✦ KAEDEHARA KAZUHA. [ scarlet leaves pursue wild waves ]

the first thing you see when you wake up are kazuha's crimson irises laser-focused on you. the way his eyes scan your features, it’s almost like he’s tracing every detail to commit to memory, as if every morning that he wakes up next to you could be his last. “kazu? what's-” you're interrupted by a yawn, and your boyfriend's gaze softens as he looks at you. as you brush his red-streaked hair out of his face, he leans into your touch, almost cat-like in the motion, “what is it, 'zuha?” “i was just thinking... you make me glad to be a poet,” a gentle smile graces his features. “what? why?” despite the fact that kazuha is always letting praise fall from his lips like jewels, you didn't even remotely expect his answer. “because it means i'm lucky enough to be able to properly convey how you make me feel, and how gorgeous you are,” kazuha presses a sweet kiss on your forehead, then his brow furrows slightly, “but i don't think there's enough words in the world for me to speak about what you mean to me.”

✦ SCARAMOUCHE. [ kunikuzushi ]

when scaramouche wakes up, his first thought is; why does my entire body hurt? eyes still half-lidded and drowsy, he looks down and he's met with the sight of your back pressed against his torso, his arm thrown carelessly over your waist. he scrambles backwards, eyes widening with shock, and his sudden frantic movement wakes you up too. “what are you doing in my bed?!” “what the hell, scara?” you mumble, rubbing away the sleep from your eyes, “it’s too early for you to be this loud.” scaramouche’s heart is beating a million times a minute, and it’s only exacerbated by how cute you look when you’re this sleepy, not that he’d admit it to you for the world. but as you yawn and sit up, he thinks that he’s going to go into cardiac arrest. “you didn’t answer my question!” you give him a weird look, “we slept together. again. duh.” the blanket wrapped around your figure slides off a little as you reply, revealing your bare shoulder and giving him the faintest glimpse of your chest, and scaramouche’s face turns so red you genuinely think he might explode. “c-cover yourself up!” he scolds, clambering closer to drape the fabric over you again as his mind works through the haze of sleep, letting the memories of last night flood back.

realising how flustered he is, you take this as the perfect opportunity to tease him, “it’s nothing you haven’t seen before.” “shut up.” he replies curtly, but he hesitates as his fingers skim over the bite mark on your collarbone. his eyes darken slightly as he recalls last night, the messy kisses that were more tongue than anything else, his teeth nipping at your neck and finally sinking into your skin, all to mark you as his. you’ve both never officially decided what the two of you are, but you both know that he’s yours and you’re his, and scaramouche doesn’t like sharing. a playful smirk curves your lips, “remember giving this to me?” “don’t test me,” he mumbles, eyes roving over your exposed skin. his gaze dips to the still slipping blanket, hands ceasing their rapid motion to try and rescue your modesty, “i might give you more.” your arms loop around his neck, pulling him back down to the bed as you smile teasingly, “so do it.” “you’re a bad influence,” scaramouche groans, hands already moving to grip your hips, and you laugh, “that’s why you love me~”

✦ SHIKANOIN HEIZOU. [ analytical harmony ]

“good morning~” heizou's lilting voice is the first thing you hear when you wake up, and his trademark smile is already on his idiotically kissable lips as the two of you lie next to each other in his bed. “you do this with all the criminals you catch?” you drawl, trying to ignore how your heart skips a beat as you see the way his green eyes twinkle in the light. “just the ones i think look best in a different type of handcuffs,” he replies smoothly without missing a beat, smirk deepening as he notices he's left you speechless. “plus,” his hand trails across your cheek, thumb stroking your skin for a split second before his smile turns devilish, “it'd be pretty hard for me to get them to the police station if i left them all unable to walk.” “ugh, heizou!” you swat his shoulder, and bury your face in the pillow as he bursts into laughter. “but seriously,” heizou taps your shoulder gently, almost hesitantly, and you peek up from the pillow to look at him. a soft pink blush dusts his cheeks, and his eyes flicker away from yours in a manner that seems almost shy, “you're the only person i'd do this with, criminal or not.”

✦ XIAO. [ vigilant yaksha ]

waking up next to you is like a little slice of heaven for xiao. he can barely believe that he, the corrupted conqueror of demons, is able to share a bed with a mortal who borders on angelic. you shift in xiao's embrace, tucking your head under his chin almost instinctively as your eyes open slowly, “good morning, xiao. did you sleep well?” he still gets embarrassed by your proximity, so his voice is a little curt as he responds with a pink blush darkening his cheeks, “adepti do not require sleep.” “ah…” you roll your eyes, but pounce on the opportunity to fluster him, “guess that's why you always want to go all night, hm?” “i-!” xiao's face turns an almost delightful shade of crimson and he looks away, “no respect for the adepti.” “not true!” you gasp with mock offense. cuddling up against him, you stick your tongue out, “i respect alllll the adepti. but my boyfriend? maybe not so much.” “you'll be the death of me,” xiao sighs, pulling you impossibly closer. “then i hope you'll die a happy man,” you giggle, threading your fingers through his jade hair. xiao's eyes slide shut from the feeling of you playing with his hair, and he murmurs a response that leaves you speechless, “after a life with you? certainly.”

i love them this is so soft when is it my turn // general masterlist

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