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chocolate-parfait · 4 years

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"Paranormal night? I don't think so!" - Ikemen Vampire (Isaac)

TW ; vomit , mature language

@sciamchyafterdusk requested:

I saw your post with the halloween propts also i dont really know if im requesting this right i just got tumblr but Mc and isaac from ikemen vampire for 21 and 26 🥺🍁 I just think it would be really funny because I doubt isaac would believe in ghost probably just a prank from dazzi and arthur but, I think he’d deny it but secretly not so secretly be a scaredy-cat (also male reader but ik most people have female mcs so you dont have to write it if you dont feel comfortable with that!)

Sassy!Male!MC because I'm kinda tired of writing for beautiful perfect ladies that go STOP TEASING ME TEEHEE, blush over nothing and sing like disney princesses. (watch me do exactly that in the next piece I write)

+it's not a negative thing or anything as I'm the first one who likes to write for that type of trope but,, variety is very much needed every once in a while

21. “Oh my gaud, I think the crystal ball is working. The spirits are telling me you’re a dumbass.”

26. “I dare you to go down there.”

Isaac had no idea why he ever thought this could have been a good idea in the first place. Sitting by a candlelit round table, Dazai, Arthur, you and your lover were staring at a crystal ball placed in the middle of the wooden surface, hands ceremoniously joined together to form a circle.

The room was growing colder by the minute, as the local paranormal enthusiast decided that a fire would scare the spirits away. Despite the polar temperatures, you managed to keep your hand warm enough to try and offer some kind of support to your partner, Isaac, whose left hand was as cold as ice and even slightly trembling, though you kept any type of comment to yourself as you knew he wouldn't be pleased to have a third bully team up against him.

Unfortunately for both of you, the two writers' analyzing eyes were vigilant even in the darkness of the room, and they simultaneously decided to poke fun at the scientist as they waited for something to happen.

"Ai-chan, are you scared?" The Japanese teasingly inquired. "C'mon old Newt! Shouldn't you believe in numbers and science a little bit more? I'm sure your gravitational equation will come to save you if a ghost tries strangling you!~" The other man said, obviously aware of the hypocrisy of his statement. "Would you look at that..! You're shaking like a leaf and your expression is quite the amusing one..." Arthur added, slightly leaning forward to get a better look at his face. "C'mon, stop bullying him, you two." You whispered with a scolding tone.

You didn't exactly believe in these things, and yet the slight creepiness of the whole atmosphere couldn't quite let your heart remain completely unmoved. Just as you turned your eyes back on the transparent sphere, Arthur straightened like a board and with utmost earnestness exclaimed:"I can feel a presence... Dear Lord, look behind you Isaac!!"

"W-WHAT IS IT-?!" The fragile man half screamed, throwing himself to your side and squeezing your arm tightly, as if scared a supernatural entity would grab him from behind and drag him to Hell. The moment the exclamation left your lover's lips your eyes flew to the back of the room, noting with your own two pupils that there was absolutely nothing out of the ordinary there.

"Haa... you really are an impossible one Arthur." You said with a sigh while pinching the bridge of your nose. "I'm utterly serious when it comes to these things!" Said the English man with a slight pout marking his features. Then, an idea came to your mind.

The blue haired flirt always found an excuse to either tease you or your man, and a payback was the least you could do.

"Wait! Look at the sphere- no way... that's impossible..." You mumbled with an incredulous tone, making the best shocked expression you could manage. Three other pair of eyes moved to the crystal ball, focusing with all their might to try and see what you were talking about. "Do you see something??" Arthur's voice came out in a whisper, hushed and grave.

"Oh my gaud, I think the crystal ball is working. The spirits are telling me you’re a dumbass!"

"O-of course you didn't see anything- ghosts don't exist anyways..." Isaac whispered to himself, finally letting go of your arm and huffing in relief.

"MC!!! Take this seriously!!" Seeing the playboy so offended pleased you, and you responded with a hearty laugh. "Yeah well, I'm not really the biggest believer of these type of things. I'm still shocked the author of Sherlock Holmes is a fan of the occult, though!"

"Don't you dare mention that piece of trash in front of me!" Ah, there was his weakness. Whenever someone mentioned the detective, he'd lose his temper in the blink of an eye, becoming vulnerable to every type of teasing remark thrown his way. This was a tactic you had started using quite often whenever you wanted to help Isaac with all the mocking gibberish thrown his way.

"Now, now, let us not fight!" Dazai cut off your thoughts with his signature smile. "If we make too much noise, the oni might hear us and come our way"

"A what? ...can't you guys just stop with all the demon talk?" Isaac complained. "They clearly don't exist." He concluded.

"And even if they found us, would they stand a chance against three vampires? You should be scared of yourselves, not some stinky heap of darkness and evil. You can probably snap their necks like a twig with your superhuman strength." You added, looking at the two people sitting in front of you with narrowed eyes.

"Your words bring me an unimaginable amount of disapproval, MC" Did Arthur always need to have the last word on everything? "So do you." You remarked, finally standing up to make your way to the door, clearly done with the conversation.

Barely seconds after you stepped out in the hallway, you heard the sound of a chair sliding against the floor, followed by the familiar sound of shoes you had learnt to recognize anywhere.

"There's no way I'm staying in that room with those two tortures." Isaac scoffed. "I-I'd rather spend my time with you." His tone was shy, but when reaching for your hand, his touch was bold and yet gentle. At this display of cuteness, you couldn't help but softly press a kiss to his cheek before squeezing his hand in yours. "Shall we head back to your room then?" And as your question was answered with a nod, you two started walking down the dark hallway, hand in hand.

Newton's room was quite far from the small lounge you had borrowed for your spooky night, and minutes passed as a comfortable silence hung between the two of you, steps muffled by the red carpet of the hallway filling resonating softly in the empty corridor.

Letting your mind wander freely during the small walk, you went over the events of the day and the evening in particular. The firm words of scepticism you had thrown at Arthur's way suddenly tumbled on you all at once.

What if... what if something were to happen now? Wouldn't it be funny? How ironic would it be! It was a thought that made your heart race; the possibility of witnessing something uncommon, out of this world and probably life-threatening was something that had always attracted the human heart, and you certainly weren't an exception despite your earlier contradicting statement. Sure, you weighed rationalism way more than matters from the supernatural sphere, and yet you had already been proved wrong once when you arrived to the mansion. So maybe nothing was impossible, right..?

You unconsciously slowed your pace, as if wanting to increase the chances of seeing some kind of paranormal activity, and fortunately enough your twisted prayers were met in the strangest of ways.

Passing by the access to the staircase that took downstairs to the cellar, you heard the most curious of sounds. It wasn't perfectly audible from your position, but you could make out incoherent mumbling and sounds that were human but not quite. Seeing how you had stopped walking, Isaac called out to you. "MC..?" After a few seconds of unresponsiveness, you turned to him, curiosity and a hint of mischief in your excited orbs. "Isaac, I dare you to go down there.” His eyes widened in surprise, and before he knew what what happening, you were pushing his back down the steps, adding in a reassuring whisper:"Don't worry. I'm right behind you." But the way you gripped his shoulder didn't go unnoticed, and it reminded him of when he had done the same thing to you minutes prior. Perhaps, those words of encouragement served to placate your quivering spirits, now slaves to your immense curiosity. The scientist certainly couldn't blame you when it came to that, so he gulped down his fear and, in an spur of bold courage, made his way down the dark, old staircase.

What was driving him was possibly either the wish to appear a bit cooler in your eyes or his innate spirit of in inquiry, maybe both. Meanwhile the weird murmurs and rustles got stronger as you approached the end of the stairs, and with a heart thundering wildly in both of your chests, you peeked into the cold basement. What you saw was...

"What in God's name aRE YOU DOING HERE?!"

Theo, slumped against the floor next to Vincent and a pool of...liquids. The angel was whispering words in his brother's ear while drawing soothing circles with his hand on the man's back. Just as you and your lover stepped into the room a pair of blue eyes flew to your figures in a surprised manner, and the blonde's soft voice found its way to your ears.

"Can you guys... help me out?" He said, slipping his arm under Theo's armpit to try and raise him up while offering you an apologetic smile. "We went to the pub to celebrate my newest painting but I'm afraid he exaggerated a bit... He... Theo is so drunk he fell down the stairs"

At this phrase you burst out laughing and Isaac stifled a giggle at the idea of the gruff man tumbling down like a sack of potatoes, then nodded and moved to help the eldest Van Gogh. The moment your lover got next to to the now half standing drunk vampire, Theo emitted a guttural noise and painted his usual grey vest in a terrifying yellow-ish color that would've looked breathtaking on Vincent's canvas. If it hadn't been... vomit, that is.

As you saw the pink haired vampire stiffen up in disgust, you started laughing even harder, calming down ever so slightly once you remembered how horrible your loudness must feel to someone so hungover. After recovering some much needed air, you went to help the two porters who were struggling to open the door as Theo's wobbly legs threatened to make them all fly down the steps, a smile on your face.

The whole situation took a turn you certainly had never expected, but it satisfied you nonetheless. In such a big house, no moment was to be left to boredom, and you had learned to appreciate and love all these grownup babies so it now felt completely natural to spend a night like this. (One of them had captured your whole heart in particular)

...though you figured someone wasn't going to be equally happy with all the cleaning the next day.

#ikevamp scenarios #ikevamp imagines #ikevamp headcanons #ikemen vampire #ikevamp isaac #isaac newton #answered #my writing

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maiingan · 7 years

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to be young

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DUDE DUDE. alicesnickers (10:40:30 PM): YOU MENTIONED THAT SONG ONCE alicesnickers (10:40:33 PM): SO I DOWNLOADED IT alicesnickers (10:40:36 PM): AND I LISTENED TO IT alicesnickers (10:40:38 PM): I SWEAR TO GOD neocount (10:40:41 PM): lol alicesnickers (10:40:44 PM): MY FACE WOULD NOT STOP BEING RED alicesnickers (10:40:49 PM): I LIKE WASHED IT AND EVERYTHING neocount (10:40:49 PM): lol neocount (10:40:50 PM): lmao alicesnickers (10:40:59 PM): that was when i didnt know what cum was..... alicesnickers (10:41:02 PM): hahahhahahahah alicesnickers (10:41:03 PM): i found out alicesnickers (10:41:06 PM): *throws up* neocount (10:41:14 PM): I'm hard as fucking steel, and I’ve got the powerI'm every inch a man, and I'll show you somehowme and my fucking gunnothing can stop me nowshoot shoot shoot shoot shootI'm going to come all over you neocount (10:41:14 PM): \ neocount (10:41:16 PM): lmao alicesnickers (10:41:19 PM): HAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH neocount (10:41:22 PM): sucha durty songf alicesnickers (10:41:24 PM): i asked my brother alicesnickers (10:41:26 PM): and he was like alicesnickers (10:41:30 PM): WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT SHIT TO YOU alicesnickers (10:41:31 PM): LMAO neocount (10:41:35 PM): ahhahahaahahaha alicesnickers (10:41:36 PM): he like shook me alicesnickers (10:41:38 PM): really really hard alicesnickers (10:41:41 PM): "you are HURTING ME" alicesnickers (10:41:45 PM): "i'll kill him alice i swear to god" alicesnickers (10:41:46 PM): o.o neocount (10:41:56 PM): hahaha tell him to get in line alicesnickers (10:42:08 PM): i don't tell him half the things that happen.... alicesnickers (10:42:09 PM): lol alicesnickers (10:42:13 PM): he'd be in jail alicesnickers (10:42:14 PM): one time alicesnickers (10:42:22 PM): he dragged this kid out of class alicesnickers (10:42:30 PM): because he said something really dirty to me alicesnickers (10:42:33 PM): and i told him and he came to school alicesnickers (10:42:40 PM): and dragged him out of class in front of EVERYONE neocount (10:42:46 PM): hahahahhaha I love your brother alicesnickers (10:42:46 PM): but it was funny cus my gramma did that to my moms teacher... alicesnickers (10:42:50 PM): no dude alicesnickers (10:42:53 PM): i had to like CHASE THEM alicesnickers (10:42:55 PM): down the hall alicesnickers (10:42:56 PM): omg neocount (10:43:02 PM): lol nice your brothe is teh shit alicesnickers (10:43:04 PM): everyone got up and ran to the door to watch the beating take place alicesnickers (10:43:07 PM): yes he is alicesnickers (10:43:08 PM): he loves me alicesnickers (10:43:09 PM): ^-^ alicesnickers (10:43:28 PM): omg this is so weird alicesnickers (10:43:34 PM): im listening to "inside of you" by hoobastank alicesnickers (10:43:34 PM): lmao alicesnickers (10:43:36 PM): i just realized it alicesnickers (10:43:41 PM): my ipods on shuffle...teehee alicesnickers (10:44:23 PM): some of the stuff guys say to me i'm like....dude do you ACTUALLY think i want that? like..come on now. *eye roll* neocount (10:45:18 PM): haha neocount (10:45:43 PM): well if they were oliver martinez alicesnickers (10:45:48 PM): OMG alicesnickers (10:45:50 PM): DO YOU THINK alicesnickers (10:45:53 PM): WE WOULD BE TALKING neocount (10:45:56 PM): *hands drool bucket* alicesnickers (10:46:00 PM): as soon as it was clarrified he was oliver alicesnickers (10:46:04 PM): *rips off pants* alicesnickers (10:46:07 PM): no words needed alicesnickers (10:46:09 PM): i'll do the rest neocount (10:46:10 PM): lol alicesnickers (10:46:22 PM): you think your into trent reznor...oh man alicesnickers (10:46:28 PM): god his voice alicesnickers (10:46:29 PM): omg.. neocount (10:46:32 PM): fap fap fap Twissssst fap alicesnickers (10:46:35 PM): OMG please watch unfaithful! alicesnickers (10:46:38 PM): huh? neocount (10:46:38 PM): hahah unfaithful neocount (10:46:42 PM): aight aight alicesnickers (10:46:45 PM): YAYY alicesnickers (10:46:50 PM): he talks french.. alicesnickers (10:46:51 PM): mhmm alicesnickers (10:47:02 PM): voluez vou cou se avec moi alicesnickers (10:47:04 PM): baby.... alicesnickers (10:47:05 PM): xD neocount (10:47:32 PM): lol dirty alicesnickers (10:48:05 PM): you should see some of the fantasies XD alicesnickers (10:48:39 PM): oh i forgot to tell youuuuuuuuuuuu neocount (10:48:44 PM): hmmm? alicesnickers (10:48:55 PM): i saw .45 *shakes head* alicesnickers (10:48:57 PM): OK FIRST OF ALL alicesnickers (10:48:59 PM): SHE WAS A WHORE alicesnickers (10:49:04 PM): she cheated, she lied, she hurt people alicesnickers (10:49:10 PM): she took advantage of people. how can you do that???? neocount (10:49:14 PM): in the end. alicesnickers (10:49:20 PM): she still did it neocount (10:49:20 PM): but not in the beginning alicesnickers (10:49:24 PM): oh... alicesnickers (10:49:29 PM): SHE HIT HER BOYFRIEND alicesnickers (10:49:31 PM): omg alicesnickers (10:49:33 PM): she hit him first!!!! neocount (10:49:37 PM): lol SO neocount (10:49:40 PM): I get hit all the time! alicesnickers (10:49:46 PM): ! neocount (10:49:59 PM): 'lovetaps' lmao alicesnickers (10:50:03 PM): lmfao!!! neocount (10:50:14 PM): one had an actual whip. alicesnickers (10:50:17 PM): o.o alicesnickers (10:50:20 PM): ooooy neocount (10:50:23 PM): that hurts. alicesnickers (10:50:29 PM): but that is disrespectful!!! neocount (10:50:33 PM): hahah, no. alicesnickers (10:50:36 PM): is too! neocount (10:50:42 PM): nah, men can take it. alicesnickers (10:50:47 PM): i mean alicesnickers (10:50:52 PM): unless you guys are playing alicesnickers (10:50:55 PM): or like...you know lmao neocount (10:51:01 PM): women should know they have reigns over us lol alicesnickers (10:51:09 PM): you don't get into an argument and then punch your man.. neocount (10:51:14 PM): y not? alicesnickers (10:51:21 PM): then again a man should never pick up a woman and choke her neocount (10:51:26 PM): exactly alicesnickers (10:51:37 PM): or kick her in the face neocount (10:51:39 PM): a woman should feel safe to hit her man without repercussion alicesnickers (10:51:46 PM): but .... neocount (10:51:48 PM): furthermore abuse him alicesnickers (10:51:51 PM): NO neocount (10:51:55 PM): he is the bigger and stronger of the two. alicesnickers (10:51:55 PM): omg no! neocount (10:52:07 PM): it is his job to be able to say no, and if need be walk away. neocount (10:52:16 PM): with great powe comes great responsibility alicesnickers (10:52:18 PM): grrrrrrrrr alicesnickers (10:52:22 PM): OH COMEONE SPIDERMAN alicesnickers (10:52:26 PM): comeon** alicesnickers (10:52:29 PM): that is different!! neocount (10:52:40 PM): he has the power to destroy her, he is responsible to make her feel in power. alicesnickers (10:52:47 PM): ... neocount (10:52:49 PM): *be in power neocount (10:53:03 PM): there is a balance but.. neocount (10:53:13 PM): a woman has the power to destroy a man emotionally neocount (10:53:20 PM): she must build him up emotionally alicesnickers (10:53:22 PM): 'a woman is supposed to be obidiant' or however you spell it neocount (10:53:26 PM): hahaha neocount (10:53:29 PM): to an extent. alicesnickers (10:53:31 PM): she is supposed to be strong when need be... alicesnickers (10:53:44 PM): her man is supposed to protect her neocount (10:53:50 PM): I honetly don't want an obedient woman neocount (10:53:53 PM): *honestly alicesnickers (10:54:02 PM): not like a dog! neocount (10:54:13 PM): and yes her man is supposed to protect he, from ALL physical threats alicesnickers (10:54:20 PM): even if he's one of them? neocount (10:54:22 PM): and mental of course alicesnickers (10:54:24 PM): ah....... neocount (10:54:26 PM): exactly alicesnickers (10:54:30 PM): no no no neocount (10:54:34 PM): even if he's one of them. alicesnickers (10:54:40 PM): but there can be excuses right? neocount (10:54:46 PM): No. neocount (10:54:51 PM): I've never hit a woman alicesnickers (10:54:53 PM): like guys are dominant in nature neocount (10:54:58 PM): true. neocount (10:55:11 PM): I've never hit a woman alicesnickers (10:55:12 PM): if you aren't fighting back there is just something wrong with you alicesnickers (10:55:12 PM): lmao neocount (10:55:16 PM): threatened to hit a womn alicesnickers (10:55:19 PM): lmao neocount (10:55:24 PM): or even truly yelled at a woman neocount (10:55:26 PM): except once neocount (10:55:35 PM): I hit a wall once neocount (10:55:42 PM): punched a hole through it neocount (10:55:47 PM): but it was away from her. neocount (10:55:52 PM): and it was just to get her to shut up. alicesnickers (10:55:52 PM): o.o alicesnickers (10:55:55 PM): hahaha neocount (10:56:14 PM): seriously, I've been slapped numerous times by a woman and just told her to stop. alicesnickers (10:56:28 PM): o.o alicesnickers (10:56:30 PM): HOW neocount (10:56:36 PM): patience. neocount (10:56:38 PM): self control neocount (10:56:40 PM): control neocount (10:56:45 PM): of ones self alicesnickers (10:57:01 PM): i've bitten a guy.... alicesnickers (10:57:06 PM): he wasn't very patient though neocount (10:57:07 PM): if I hit her, I am no different than ananimal alicesnickers (10:57:07 PM): lmao neocount (10:57:08 PM): lol alicesnickers (10:57:11 PM): then again i just woke up neocount (10:57:11 PM): biting is sexy alicesnickers (10:57:15 PM): fucker pissed me off alicesnickers (10:57:16 PM): OK alicesnickers (10:57:17 PM): IF IM SLEEPING alicesnickers (10:57:19 PM): DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME neocount (10:57:21 PM): hahaha alicesnickers (10:57:27 PM): do not EVER jump on me and shake me neocount (10:57:29 PM): if you bit me I'd shake ou lmao alicesnickers (10:57:32 PM): or i will bite the hell out of you alicesnickers (10:57:39 PM): he tried to shake me off but it just made me madder alicesnickers (10:57:40 PM): lmao neocount (10:57:43 PM): lol neocount (10:57:59 PM): *shake shake* oh no, I didnt meant it *wink wink* neocount (10:58:02 PM): CHOMP!!! alicesnickers (10:58:06 PM): LMFAO!!!!!! alicesnickers (10:58:08 PM): hahahahaha alicesnickers (10:58:11 PM): omg lol neocount (10:58:14 PM): hehe alicesnickers (10:58:19 PM): i can't be told what to do alicesnickers (10:58:41 PM): i'd rather take my beatingsand fight back with pleasure for being disobidient (however u spell it) alicesnickers (10:58:52 PM): then be hit and be obidient...screw that lmao neocount (10:59:01 PM): Fine. Stop talking, or I'll log off and never talk to you again. neocount (10:59:02 PM): :-P alicesnickers (10:59:18 PM): bye. alicesnickers (10:59:21 PM): ^_^ neocount (10:59:22 PM): haha neocount (10:59:36 PM): hahaha lmao alicesnickers (10:59:37 PM): i am nobodys dog alicesnickers (10:59:40 PM): forever the mistress neocount (10:59:47 PM): but you knew I wouldn't do it so that's not fair. alicesnickers (10:59:52 PM): did i? alicesnickers (10:59:53 PM): XP neocount (11:00:00 PM): I need actual blackmail xD alicesnickers (11:00:08 PM): lmfao!!!!!! alicesnickers (11:00:16 PM): i gots my whip alicesnickers (11:00:20 PM): you'll come back eventually alicesnickers (11:00:30 PM): omg that one time when you put that whip on my myspace neocount (11:00:30 PM): hahahaha alicesnickers (11:00:32 PM): i laughed for hours alicesnickers (11:00:35 PM): seriouslyyyyyyyyyyy alicesnickers (11:00:48 PM): i was like oh my...god this guy is so awesome neocount (11:01:16 PM): http://horasnegras.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/rammstein.jpg neocount (11:01:31 PM): hey what can I say....sticks and stones break my bones alicesnickers (11:01:36 PM): *mouth drops* neocount (11:01:36 PM): but whips and chains excite me alicesnickers (11:01:40 PM): HAHAHAHHAHA alicesnickers (11:02:15 PM): self detained and forced to live ... neocount (11:02:35 PM): lol neocount (11:02:44 PM): omg WHITE SKIV VIES alicesnickers (11:02:45 PM): gaaaah my face is keeeling me!!! neocount (11:02:45 PM): http://boifromtroy.com/archives/gay%20pride%20angel.jpg alicesnickers (11:02:50 PM): *drinks liqour* alicesnickers (11:02:51 PM): yay alicesnickers (11:02:52 PM): haha neocount (11:03:10 PM): http://desmadresydesbarres.no-ip.org/img-externas/gay_defender.png neocount (11:03:13 PM): oooh liquor? alicesnickers (11:03:14 PM): HE WOULD BREAK ME neocount (11:03:22 PM): what kind....ehehehe I wish he'd break me alicesnickers (11:03:25 PM): Itd be like: SNAP alicesnickers (11:03:27 PM): HAHAHAHHAHAHAH alicesnickers (11:03:30 PM): hes not that hot! alicesnickers (11:03:38 PM): he doesn't have vein arms.. alicesnickers (11:03:41 PM): *hmph* alicesnickers (11:03:47 PM): hes got em in his legs though.. alicesnickers (11:03:48 PM): *cough* alicesnickers (11:03:56 PM): *lick* alicesnickers (11:03:58 PM): o.O neocount (11:04:38 PM): ama gosh* neocount (11:04:41 PM): *orgasm neocount (11:04:42 PM): http://youtube.com/watch?v=8hPvtuu9CbM neocount (11:04:45 PM): my new theme song alicesnickers (11:05:38 PM): i love this bandddd alicesnickers (11:05:51 PM): HOLY FUCK ME alicesnickers (11:05:54 PM): GOD THIS IS HOT alicesnickers (11:05:55 PM): lmao neocount (11:06:17 PM): their drummer krispy kremed my grundies for me alicesnickers (11:06:29 PM): huh neocount (11:06:30 PM): his boots are awesome too alicesnickers (11:06:42 PM): im confused alicesnickers (11:06:46 PM): he gave u a doughnut? alicesnickers (11:06:50 PM): u met him! neocount (11:06:53 PM): lol he gave me a glaze neocount (11:06:58 PM): >.> neocount (11:07:06 PM): schneiders own dressing alicesnickers (11:07:06 PM): glazed doughnut? neocount (11:07:22 PM): christoph schneiders secret ingredient alicesnickers (11:07:31 PM): whats that? neocount (11:07:35 PM): christoph doom schneiders thousand sailors alicesnickers (11:07:44 PM): is that alcohol? neocount (11:07:47 PM): lol neocount (11:07:52 PM): it could be mixed with such alicesnickers (11:07:58 PM): what is it! alicesnickers (11:08:01 PM): im confused neocount (11:08:04 PM): amagawd lol neocount (11:08:15 PM): skeet skeet skeet!!! alicesnickers (11:08:30 PM): lil jon??? neocount (11:09:02 PM): .... neocount (11:09:08 PM): the white stuff? alicesnickers (11:09:25 PM): OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH alicesnickers (11:09:27 PM): OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMYGOD neocount (11:09:48 PM): wow lmao alicesnickers (11:09:48 PM): my friend says it tastes like meat neocount (11:09:52 PM): 0.0 alicesnickers (11:09:53 PM): i don't see how alicesnickers (11:10:01 PM): i mean not that i've tasted it neocount (11:10:01 PM): oh so you've tried it huh? alicesnickers (11:10:01 PM): lmao alicesnickers (11:10:05 PM): NOOOOOOOOOO alicesnickers (11:10:06 PM): I JUST alicesnickers (11:10:07 PM): lmao neocount (11:10:09 PM): alice BJ'd momo alicesnickers (11:10:11 PM): i don't see how it could alicesnickers (11:10:13 PM): OH EW neocount (11:10:22 PM): slurp slurp slurp neocount (11:10:29 PM): licked the lollipop neocount (11:10:34 PM): stroked the pidgin neocount (11:10:49 PM): nibbled the carrot neocount (11:10:57 PM): sniffed the bushes neocount (11:11:19 PM): ( ')_( ') alicesnickers (11:11:25 PM): he says we have to wait until were married neocount (11:11:25 PM): -.-' neocount (11:11:32 PM): well that's good no? alicesnickers (11:11:40 PM): he'll use it against me in the future alicesnickers (11:11:41 PM): lmao neocount (11:12:07 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SoW5-tLe-U neocount (11:12:11 PM): use what against you? neocount (11:12:21 PM): how could he use it against you? neocount (11:12:29 PM): your actually planning to marry him? alicesnickers (11:12:30 PM): nothing alicesnickers (11:12:35 PM): he wants to marry me neocount (11:12:43 PM): you don't? alicesnickers (11:12:53 PM): hahahaha alicesnickers (11:13:00 PM): what i want isn't important ^_^ neocount (11:13:20 PM): what you want is paramount. alicesnickers (11:13:26 PM): ? alicesnickers (11:13:29 PM): whats that neocount (11:13:30 PM): most important neocount (11:14:14 PM): alice. what' sup with the last two texts you sent me. neocount (11:14:16 PM): ? alicesnickers (11:14:20 PM): whatever do you mean. alicesnickers (11:14:29 PM): seriously alicesnickers (11:14:30 PM): lol alicesnickers (11:14:30 PM): what neocount (11:14:34 PM): wlel you said something bout harshness. alicesnickers (11:14:40 PM): oh... neocount (11:14:41 PM): then you said you had the song neocount (11:14:59 PM): then I could't fin the lyrics to the next one. neocount (11:15:06 PM): which is odd. alicesnickers (11:15:11 PM): next one? alicesnickers (11:15:17 PM): i think im passing out neocount (11:15:20 PM): lol neocount (11:15:30 PM): "baby I'm in love with you" whose that done by? neocount (11:15:31 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxGOKVBvlo&NR=1 alicesnickers (11:15:35 PM): idk i cant remmeber anyting anymore neocount (11:15:36 PM): hahahah fat men tock out. neocount (11:15:39 PM): liar alicesnickers (11:16:17 PM): im on the phone...with liz... neocount (11:16:26 PM): ah. neocount (11:16:33 PM): forever the riddler alicesnickers (11:17:22 PM): done by what neocount (11:17:39 PM): huh? neocount (11:17:47 PM): forget it neocount (11:18:39 PM): now whose the one not talking. alicesnickers (11:18:57 PM): youare alicesnickers (11:18:59 PM): ) neocount (11:19:16 PM): whatever you say mistress neocount (11:19:19 PM): whatever you say. alicesnickers (11:19:59 PM): theres like this black hole in my head alicesnickers (11:20:11 PM): DEAR GOD ANTONIO neocount (11:20:50 PM): what? alicesnickers (11:22:08 PM): hahah anothing nothing neocount (11:22:12 PM): what? alicesnickers (11:22:49 PM): lol alicesnickers (11:22:55 PM): nothing!!!! neocount (11:23:07 PM): WHAT!? neocount (11:23:10 PM): ^-^ neocount (11:24:19 PM): what? neocount (11:24:21 PM): what? neocount (11:24:22 PM): what? neocount (11:24:24 PM): what? neocount (11:24:25 PM): what? neocount (11:24:26 PM): what? neocount (11:24:27 PM): what? alicesnickers (11:24:46 PM): cookie neocount (11:24:56 PM): what kind? alicesnickers (11:25:03 PM): acid.. alicesnickers (11:25:03 PM): HAHAH alicesnickers (11:25:13 PM): have u ever had an acid cookie neocount (11:25:15 PM): no thanks. I am not acookie man. alicesnickers (11:25:24 PM): u don't like cookies? alicesnickers (11:25:29 PM): u can't be serious! neocount (11:25:40 PM): I am. alicesnickers (11:26:18 PM): you don't like cookies alicesnickers (11:26:21 PM): really neocount (11:26:39 PM): Nop. neocount (11:26:47 PM): I like cookie dough. alicesnickers (11:27:04 PM): *throws hands in air* neocount (11:27:12 PM): ? alicesnickers (11:27:25 PM): fuck it! XD neocount (11:27:50 PM): the cookie? neocount (11:28:42 PM): haha pulling my own trick on me. neocount (11:28:44 PM): whatever. 11:29:03 PM alicesnickers has logged out 11:29:18 PM alicesnickers is now online alicesnickers (11:29:33 PM): oopsy alicesnickers (11:29:45 PM): what were we just talking about ? alicesnickers (11:29:52 PM): cookies right.... neocount (11:34:06 PM): ...no neocount (11:34:13 PM): you were evading my question. alicesnickers (11:34:23 PM): what was the question neocount (11:34:30 PM): forget it. neocount (11:34:50 PM): I got work tomorrow. I'm tired and I wanna get up early and work out alicesnickers (11:34:58 PM): im confused alicesnickers (11:35:02 PM): i just blacked out....sorry alicesnickers (11:35:05 PM): idk what just happened alicesnickers (11:35:07 PM): ask me again. neocount (11:35:23 PM): have fun convincing Liz your not gunna be her partner in bi-ness and have fun with your oliver Martinez xxx dreams alicesnickers (11:35:33 PM): you never answered my question.. neocount (11:35:40 PM): which was? alicesnickers (11:36:00 PM): you have work tomorrow ^-^ sleep well. neocount (11:36:14 PM): I thought you blacked out? neocount (11:36:22 PM): I have the transcript of this entire conversation neocount (11:36:31 PM): alas with your loggin out and back in you do not.

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