#im californian

[thepoetrytheorist]

California girls are unforgettable.

California drivers make you fucking life flash before your eyes.

#california #driving #katy perry #im californian #california usa #i have nearly gotten into 3 severe accidents this week because of other drivers making really poor choices #like crossing over 4 lanes while going over 80 and trying to cut through less than a car space between me and the car in the lane next to me #if i hadnt noticed and hit my brakes they'd have hit me. #also a semi truck that decided to shift lanes on a y. from the other side of the y. no indicator or nothing #jut the fucking hope that i would notice and give him space because hes bigger as he floors it in front of me. #i hate driving here #why is it 90% of my job

[capfalcon]

me planning to visit @bruciewayne in scotland and my biggest problem isn't the transatlantic solo travel it's the fuckin 40 degree weather. im not built for this

#im CALIFORNIAN #:( #sakshi! #jordan rambles

[wtfforged]

i refuse to draw him in a normal length shirt. you cant make me

#sighhh fuckkk hes just my barbie doll now i only draw him in outfits i want to wear #but alas. i dress like a homeless person because my teeth chatter in 65 degree weather. im like a californian were-stickbug #trying to unlearn shame with my scribbles #(said like trying to calm down a horse) youre good YOURE GOOD. YOURE GOOD YOURE GOOD. ITS FINE. YOURE FINE #messy AND its that one fucking anime guy this is like a shame-combo for me #buts its FINE were UNLEARNING SHAME. WERE NOT CRINGE. CRINGE IS DEAD. #wtf... art #roronoa zoro #zoro #one piece fanart #one piece zoro

[hiikohakiss]

so ... that new crazy:b event huh ?

#ensemble stars #enstars #niki shiina #rinne amagi #kohaku oukawa #himeru #they ARE in hollywood right #like the announcement had those stars #those ARE hollywood stars right #IM A TERRIBLE CALIFORNIAN #kohakun’s sketchbook

[dailymothanon]

GET BEAR BOY'D 👊💥💥🐻🐻👊💥I couldn't fight off the urges. Remember that time Cali said "girls want to bite me cuz they think im cute"?? Yeah well Alaska called him cute that one time, so the calculations prove that this + the existence and lore of Fort Ross + bear activities and the dynamic Cali and Alaska had pre statehoods that benefitted them both or whatever, that this for sure happened 😌 multishipper be damned I love the bear boys sometimes. Love mixing it up every now and then

#calculations say since im alaskan and my girlfriend is californian then these two had smth actually #wttt #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt fan art #wttt fanart #wttt headcanons #wttsh #wttt alaska #wttsh fanart #wttt calaska #wttsh alaska #wttsh california #wttt california

[compacflt]

went through all of your three fics and omfggggg they're by far the best topgun fanfics out there. no contest. are you still posting here? cuz i have a small question. If your maverick grew up in texas, wouldn't he have a southern accent? does he repress it? has ice ever heard him speak southern?

not the same thing

#to be fair: I have not ever stepped foot in Texas (I am a coastal liberal Elite). so im making this up. #but I have met many ppl from Dallas and they sound like me (Californian/hollywood “American” accent) #maverick is from Dallas because: #1. Dallas patch on his g-1 flight jacket (this is the most conclusive evidence imo) #2. Dallas Mavericks basketball team #3. tom cruise's p-51d/f-6k was originally built in dallas which is good metaphorically #I feel like there was a fourth reason at some point but I forgor 💀 #the weed smoking scene is the most poser thing I've ever written and I've written a lot of poser shit #makes me fuckin laughhhhh to read it again omfg #written before I remembered that active duty personnel have to take drug tests periodically #thats what being the base captain is good for! 'ehhh lets skip me this month...' #I am not really still posting here unforch #am slowly updating/editing wwgattai chapter by chapter on ao3 tho. have added like 7k already 💀 #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky

[popstart]

its not like it wasnt sweet of duncan to find dj a new bunny after his died or anything, but dj is way stronger than me for that personally. if when my rabbit died someone just got me a new one as a replacement i would probably go insane

#ps talks #im kinda surprised dj didnt notice something was up. like my rabbit is pretty distinct looking but my old rabbit wasnt #but i still feel like i could pick her out in a crowd of californian rabbits. same w my rabbit that was all black

[hcnnibal]

I think about this all the time is your name pronounced Vati like Vatican or Vauti with an 'aw' sound?

the second way! 🐭❤️

#rhymes with body #since im californian and we dont really pronounce our t’s

[seachick]

I get streamlining the plot and combining Crusty's and DOA Records, but I do NOT forgive skipping Percy bagging on LA.

#“it wasnt enough for la to be big it had to be loud and difficult to navigate” lives in my mind rent free #im an la hater first native californian second #pjotv #percy jackson #even the movie made la jokes #and the musicak

[pjharvey]

being a californian is actually so cringe like i for real talk like a person from your tv in real life. those people are not made up for sitcoms i talk like that

#im at least bay area not los angeles californian #but still. so cringe.

[keeennyyyyyyuggghggh]

I love thinking about Daniel’s modern gay California boy slang becoming infectious not just to Armand who is THRILLED by the concept California English and 1970s/80s gay speak but also to Lestat and, hilariously, Louis.

It slowly starts seeping into their daily archaic vernacular. Lestat is a particular fan of vocal fry. Armand calls everyone “she.”

They all lose it when Louis refers to Lestat and Armand as “a pair of bitchy queens.”

#the vampire chronicles #interview with the vampire #loustat #armand x daniel #i feel in my bones that Armand and Lestat would try drag #I don’t know linguistics im just gay and married to a Californian and I think I’m right #I need Louis to say slay and then immediately wish for death

[br1ghtestlight]

not gonna make fun of californians etc for finding 13c (57f) degrees cold right now because you dont have heating or coats or whatever but u cant make fun of me in the summer when i complain about 25c (77f) tempetures because we dont have air conditioning Like we're all getting our asses beat by climate change we dont need the infighting. I think you're ridiculous and you think i am ridiculous and thats okay <3 #coexist

#i dont actually find 25c to be particularly unbearable but i honestly cant imagine that most californians find 13c to be unliveable either #so it works out #my limit is like 30c idk im a warm weather girl. would live to live somewhere it never goes below 10c degrees thats like a dream to me #warm weather girl in a cold weather world </3 #**love #txt

[theyellowhue]

Phawin's oh moment caught in 4k

screaming, crying, throwing-up. the tenderness!!!! the heart eyes!!!! im shaking!!!

#the slow burn is burning too slow for my taste #id like it to start blazing like the californian summer forest fires #there is just so much tenderness i can take #im gonna start vomiting rainbows next #winteam is gives me heartaches #it might be a serious medical condition but im blaming winteam #winteam #between us #between us the series #win phawin wanichakarnjonkul #team teerayu siriyothin

[cushionss]

(fandom post for a webcomic sorry for the change in type of post)

so we only have a bit of information on where each nevermore student actually lived, like we know lenore and berenice are from new york, annabel and pluto are british, montressauce is southern, etc etc. we dont (to my knowledge) have any info on where will lived tho, and honestly i really want to make him californian, he just looks like one

#source? im a californian and i say so #nevermore webtoon #lenore nevermore #annabel nevermore #will nevermore

[compacflt]

what are bradley’s earliest memories of ice and mav? the bits of his perspective on them that you’ve written are so fascinating

fairly unsurprising answer but: ice: when he came to see Carole to apologize for killing goose in ch 2 of wwgattai (sets the tone of their relationship)

mav: something very benign like mav doing magic tricks for him as a little little kid. you know how your earliest memories are always a little fuzzy and always afternoon sunshine? imagine a desaturated maverick sitting crosslegged in the grass in pale afternoon southern california sunshine showing Bradley how he can detach his thumb from his hand and then put it back again. no blood, no bone, no pain, and he’s got this daredevil grin like he’s enjoying separating his thumb from his hand. can’t see his eyes behind his aviators. the best magicians are the ones who can make even their pain disappear. or, playing “got your nose,” holding Bradley’s nose up so he can see it right in front of his very eyes, NO PAIN!, and then making it disappear. “where’d your nose go, Gosling? oh, my gosh, I lost your nose!! how’re you gonna smell? i bet you’re gonna smell bad. get it? get it? —here it is, i found it, don’t worry, it’s all good!” and putting his nose back so everything’s ok. that’s Bradley’s earliest memory of mav.

#Bradley’s nose (mavs thumb) is a foreshadowing metaphor for the academy here obviously #this is just my conjecture as a californian kid who was many times duped by the thumb trick myself. #You know where they screw it off and it really looks convincing #im closer to 10 years old than i am to 31 😞 ten years ago today i was at my little baseball summer camp :) in third grade #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #bradley rooster bradshaw #top gun #asks #also ive had this little scene where he drives to their house in his moms car after some late high school event #only to find ice & mav passed out on the couch together at 9:30 at night with the tv still playing #because mav had made a home between ices arms and (tired fighter pilot after long day of drills) fell asleep there and what #was ice supposed to do; wake up an exhausted American hero & push him away? no. this isn’t so bad. —and then accidentally fell asleep too. #and bradleys just standing there in his homecoming tux going ‘oh this is real. oh they really are. oh. ok i will let them sleep.’ #and sneaking back into his moms car to go to his own house for once. #i can’t find anywhere to put that scene so you’re getting it in the tags of this post

[thecryptidart1st]

btw im visiting nyc right now

#self doodle #nyc babbby #vacation #im a cold californian