#im def drunk

[meandmyechoes]

gg continues to deliever not-Ahsoka sculpts but this time I see a bit Asian in her? (appreciative) off track but I always find Rebels epilogue Ahsoka wearing a turtleneck sweater really funny for no reason (besides it being a very Earth garment) it gives huge ‘aging body can’t afford to expose neck/tummy/knees like you used to’ chinese ‘health maintenance’ vibe

#im def drunk #myechoes #for the record i adore the vibe for her #for the record i have no idea how to translate 養生 #context: new the White mini-bust #seeing gg sold out evey time reassures me so even if I cease to exist Ahsoka would still be loved by many people. with very deep pockets. #i have the bare basics of Ahsoka merch now and exactly one (1) rare item i have no idea how I want my collection to go #you know. when 'get 'em all!' was an attainable goal 10 years ago and now seeing waves and waves of ahsoka merch im just #meh #i remember a time when i was moved to tears JUST because her NAME is printed (front and center no less) on a uni tee #and I begged my mom to buy it and that was one of the most expensive things I ever actally asked and got #alright sleep

[i-love-def-leppard]

#it’s getting hot in here- #im looking everywhere #drunk joe is so funny to me #and it’s hot ngl #def leppard #joe elliott

[sun-stricken]

hey random head canon feel free to ignore. But imagine Gray’s a horrible single and Lyon is a freaking amazing singer. Only issue both will only sing when they’re drunk

i will not ignore this tyvm, youre giving me an excuse to talk abt how they are when intoxicated

Im adding onto this by saying neither of them are lightweights, Gray doesnt drink often but he was Canas favorite victim drinking partner for a long time, so he still maintains his ability to hold his liquor. Lyon just has a naturally high tolerance, and his body has gotten used to all the strong fancy shit he usually drinks

So to get them drunk and that theory out would take time. but man is it fun when it works

Lyon’s a bit of a romantic drunk, ‘flirting’ with everyone he sees for the fun of it, also with the bartender to try and get more drinks when hes been cut off (tbh hed probs be the type to try and text his ex when drunk)

Dude probably starts belting off love songs at random, hes loud with it bc, well, drunks tend to not be able to control their volume, but ppl around cant really tell him to stop because hes like really good?? like weirdly good. stupidly good for a guy who’ll probably blackout at any given moment

he probably bows at the end too

Gray is a giddy drunk, he only drinks when hes happy as to keep it that way, he gets touchy and affectionate and will express himself in the most expressive way possible, and thats all fine and dandy and honestly? good for him.

the bad part, however, is if theres music playing he will sing to it, any and all songs. hes an equal opportunist for drunken singing.

and hes not… particularly good at it, he doesn’t even try to to be good at it either, hes off key and breaks off to laugh and wont even attempt to follow the flow of the music.

picturing him singing off-key to random white girl music has made my day tbh

#sun stricken answers #fairy tail #gray fullbuster #lyon vastia #sun strickens ft #was not expecting to be able to talk drunk hcs today but im def not disappointed #fairy tail headcanons #theyre brothers your honor

[storm-of-feathers]

damn why did i stop being an alcoholic being drunk rules actually i dont feel a single OUNCE of my burdens. i just feel the wine. and its pink.

#this post is mostly a joke OBVIOUSLY i dont wanrt to be a True Alcoholic again #ive been sober #(in the definition that i dont consider myself addicted - not in the definition of complete abstinence) #since 2018. and its been very good for me obviously #but damn i gotta remember that alcohol exists and i have some if i ever truly need to unwind #bc like. yk. i have a lot of trouble unwinding #i used to have this uhh #one of my grandmothers brothers. idk the word. #he always said that the world was so bright and loud and sharp. except for when he drank. #dgmw. i do think autism runs on my dads side #(and thats cool!! bc it proves autism isnt just a white thing!!!!! something thats unfortunately a popular belief :/) #but i think there was def a genetic susceptibility to it on my moms side too #like ofc i was going to be autistic!! look at my family!!! #which is interesting bc as far as anyone can tell my only biological sibling isnt autistic #i have two Additional siblings but thats a longer story. but i love them both just as much as my biological sib #i love having lots of siblings by choice #so many of my younger friends have said im like an older brother they need #and i love that tbh. i love that i get to be something i desperately needed when i was a terrified teenager #n e ways. if u read this far thank you its just wine drunk ramblings. #WHO want to run in the forest naked with me

[demonir]

tierlist of if you should take the mercs to meet your parents

#tf2 #im not tagging everyone #shitpost #tierlist #demos ramblings #see medic could PRETEND to be normal but i dont think it takes a lot to tell hes a bit insane #my mom would def notice #sniper would be so awkward #and demoman might show up drunk unless you tell him to be sober for it for which he will genuinely try but then hed be sick #and soldier? god forbid

[skin-slave]

Rip to the founding fathers. They would've loved Doritos.

#weekly reminder that they were in their 20s and mostly rich and drunk a lot #the way ppl treat the constitution like the bible is weird and kinda gross #look at this inerrant document that def applies to the modern world seamlessly #im js if they got beamed here from the continental congress to 2023 they wouldnt be in dc #theyd be in florida begging women with body hair to do jello shots and saying shit like #look at that wagtail i wanna spend a night in her custom house #and its a simple game john if youve done what they say you sluice your gob #and look at the double jugg on that chap... no molly #and ive never been with a black woman i didnt own #and its just ridiculous that theyre deified #the founding fathers wouldnt stand for this #bruh the founding fathers would immediately eat 7 edibles and die of dehydration on rule 34 dot com shut up #uhhh *24 im not retyping that shit lol

[tahwarts]

i think ppl kinda miss the point of why pink femme girl power aesthetics are empowering to some women, and this isnt specifically about the barbie movie bc i havent seen it so idk how its gonna pull the whole thing off, but it has definitely sparked a lot of discourse around this. but its not about "telling girls its ok to be feminine" because of course the society already pushes femininity onto women. its just that women are devalued, and women are devalued no matter what they do, however femininity is FOR women and it is because of that association with women that femininity is also devalued (regardless of gender, but even when performed by women). it is an expectation, but it is taken for granted. like for example it is expected for women to do makeup and care about fashion, however it is simultaneously taken as something shallow and frivolous to have as an interest or hobby, and people who point out that it actually takes a lot of skill and artistry are dismissed and brushed off. and again this is a skill that is just expected that all women will have! and celebrating femininity, in for example movies like legally blonde, is saying that no, there is inherent value in this thing, there is inherent value and skill and use in having traditionally feminine hobbies, feminine women had to work and femininity doesnt make someone lesser. and when we accept these as their own skills, hobbies, interests, hopefully we can also separate them from womanhood, and we can accept women as, yknow, their natural state. femininity is an action and it has value but women should damn well opt out of it if they want to.

#im drunk none of this makes sense im sorry for rambling these are just some thoughts ive been having #but like masc women have it bad and i love masc women iw ould love to see more masc women rep. but there is no winning as a woman #im not like an expert or feminist theory or anything. i just think. maybe having both things would be nice #i am skeptical of barbie movie i dont know how its gonna handle this yet. its def a thin line of enforcing femininity vs elevating it #i hate the corporate bullshit behind it i hate marketing i hate advertising i hate the fucking mattelverse #but the actors seem to have put in a lot of passion into it so i think at the very least the movie will be fun #this post is trans inclusive i think trans women have talked at much length about double standards of expectations of femininity #delete later #bc i dont like being involved in discourse

[honeygrahambitch]

HI SORRY I JUST SENT AN ASK ABOUT IT BUT I FOUND THE CAR FIC

deus ex machina by coloredink <-if anyone’s interested

okay bye I’m going to go reread it 🚘

-🚗

HEY THIS IS GREAT NEWS THE DAY IS SAVED

#im def not drunk #hannibal #hannigram #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannibal nbc

[the-m0th-king]

Me, like ten episodes into season one of Metalocalypse: Oh they are SO dating each other

#damn it toby #metalocalypse #i've seen clips over the years but only recently started watching the show lmao #am I referring to a specific ship? #no i am not they're in a polycue now #like if I HAD to choose a ship I actually really like swisgar x toki and nathan x pickles #but those are like the most popular (that I see) ships #so thats def influencing it #murderface is at least bi if not gay and VERY in the closet fr #there's no way that man is straight hes def got internalized homophobia going on #I say they're in a polycue cause I think murdertooth is actually really cute tho ngl #also i'm highkey kinda buzzed/drunk rn so if this sounds incoherent thats why lmao #catch me fist bumping with pickles we're both drunk irishmen who are trans #idk if it's canon but pickles is trans in my heart #yes this is largely because I saw the headcanons and im running with it shut up

[spurtymcgoo]

the faggots and their friends between revolutions by larry mitchell & ned asta

#only some early excerpts bc im too drunk to properly go thru the whole thing again for the post. just please read it it’s my favorite book o #f all time & def my fav piece of media of all time. it makes me cry every time #i heard about it bc i did an lgbtq youth internship at the brooklyn museum and i forget which other museum we traveled to but the guide told #us about it. it’s been my favorite book for like 5 years atp but it’s from the 60s(? 70s?)

[chilled-ice-cubes]

wdym the goofy silly looking manhwa i started on a whim got grimdark and serious and most probably ends tragically :]

#like. im not complaining! but i def wasn't prepared #c1: haha look at this silly scammer who becomes OP when he's drunk #c20: oh this child soldier is still mentally stuck at 14 and has been repressing his guilt for a decade #intkot #i'm not that kind of talent

[delphi-shield]

rly missing my college fiction workshop right now.

i am not under any circumstances ever going back to college, but i looooved fiction workshop. i miss u weird little stories i wouldnt have read otherwise. i miss u nuanced critique of my peers. i miss u, learning my classmates distinctive styles and the themes that they're partial too. i miss pointing out a quirk of their style and watching them light up. i miss seeing what they do well in their writing and discussing how they achieve it, and then adapting it into my own skillset. i miss open hearts and blood on the page.

#you would have to hold me at gunpoint to get me to enroll in college again #once was enough im not doing it again i dont need another degree #however........ #im not drunk UR DRUNK #probably wont delete later but will def regret posting later #poetry workshop do not interact i did not love you #delphi chatter

[godofsmallthings]

she wrote songs with this man.

#like idk like obviously tons of people write songs with tons of people #its just fucked #im also drunk btw this is def affecting the mood #I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO CHANGE MY PROFILE PIC LIKE. UM. TOO SOON TOO ON THE NOSE #vi is typing...

[jacob-lockley]

"be the change you want to see," i mutter to myself as i write completely self-indulgent Bruce Banner-centric PTSD fic after finding Ao3 Severely Lacking

#bruce banner #im rewatching the incredible hulk if u couldnt tell #and dont get me wrong ruffalo is the best hulk #but also #theres like. no bruce centered fics focusing on his ptsd #literally in the incredible hulk 2008 he has ptsd nightmares and hes super touchy #hes the epitome of anger issues lol #and as someone with tightly controlled anger issues die to severe ptsd i need more bruce fics pls #therefore: the original post #be the change you want to see #i want to see more bruce centric fics that talk abt his ptsd so im writing them #given i am a teensy bit drunk #but in the immortal words of Ernest Hemingway: write drunk; edit sober #good philosophy lol #again as someone with crippling (literally) ptsd thats fucking great advise lol #anyway. #this is just one of approximately 8 million wips so no guarantee ill finish anytime soon #but im def writing it thats for sure

[wabblebees]

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#rehearsal tonight was rouh but still fun soits fine im just. exhausted #i was achey and brain-foggy as FUCC #so i came home and had meself a drink. and then when i was done i was like eh im still feelin. yk whatever so i made myself a Drink™️ #and oooooh bITCH #started making a grillcheese halfway thru drinkin the Drink™️ so when that shit hit my siystem i FELT it lmfao #ooooooooooooh bitch #we good im Chillin chillin now im just. HOOooo bOY #ive decided that alcohol is always gross (save for the like. jack daniels watermelon shit bc that was fuckin GORGEOUS goddamn( #HOWEVER. cranberry juice makes everything better😌💕 #AND ! so does grilled cheese<3<3 #so vodka+cranberry juice is fun even tho it still tastes at least a little bit (or a lottle bit if u dont mix it right💀 oops) like alcohol #and my sandwich turned out perfect and my ''cocktail'' turned out fine and Very Alcoholic lmfao #3 shots vodka & can pineapple juice & buncha cranberry juice & splashes of grenadine+lemon juice #PLUS a squeeze of coconut cream which!! is also what i i sugared the rim of my glass with!! which felt all fun+fancy so im :> #i def could still taste vodka but eh it still tasted better than the one (1) drink ive had at a restaurant (raspberry lemon drop)(gross) #((not GROSSgross but. tasted like i shouldve been DRUNk after drinking it and i was decidedly Not so. hmph🙄)) #aNyWaY this is all nonsense that doesnt matter but i felt like telling Someone so. void it is! #thanx for listenin/readin lmao #my friends are all sleepin and i should be soon as well -- hopefully i do but 🤷we'll see🤷 #im still kinda 👁👄👁 from rehearsal so im trying to bring it down+chill tf out so i can Get Some Fucking Rest before too long yanno? #so like. yeagh! #hope yall are doin well #byeee<3<3 #bee speaks