#im so CONFUSEDDDD

[slushed-puppy]

Its not letting me boop anymore??? 🥺🥺

#I NEED TO BOOP #why is there no boop button #not even the boop back #and receiving evil boops!? whyyy #im so confusedddd

[giverofempathy]

besties i'm in a Situation and idk what to do

#salisha speaks #lets start by saying that my and my gf broke up #the long distance shit was just Not working #i hate hate hate it i miss her but it is what it is #i was lonely and feeling insane so i downloaded a dating app and i was confused abt my sexuality #so i also put it on men and i matched with a guy #and it was like fun and shit but then i got stressed so i told him im a lesbian and he ghosted me #then in the meantime i deleted and redownloaded the dating app bc im just crazy like that x #and then we matched again 😭 and now were talking again #and he explained why he didnt reply and like i get it #but now im just so confused bc like i kind of like him but also i dont and idk if bi or a lesbian and im so SICK OF ITTTT #and all my friends are telling me to drop him bc im like. gay gay 😭 and like yah but also idk #im so CONFUSEDDDD #on the one hand i wanna block him and never think about him again #but then again why dont i just try it out and see what happens... #what do yall think i should do i feel genuinely insane

[borninjuly95]

how i be feeling after seeing interstellar for the first time

#HWTA THE HELLLLLLLLL #IM SO CONFUseDDDD #AND IM SO SAD #WHY WOULD THEY SHOW THAT LAST SCENE IM SOBBING #AAAAAA #WHAT A FUCKING MOVIEEEEW

[spacexseven]

hello tuna its me Dazai Anon coming at u with my insanity Once More.

[possible manga spoilers] thinkin about yandere meursault girlies... dazai/fyodor/gogol/sigma all in one package. unfortunately no chuuya he seems a bit. you know. busy.

let's say darling is a security guard at meursault, specifically set in the surveillance room at overlooks dazai and fyodor's cells. its kinda boring (it's not like theyre going anywhere, right?), but they try to take it as seriously as possible- even when the "highly dangerous criminals" are speaking in wingdings or throwing eggs at each other. they try not to engage with these male manipulators but one thing compounds on another and they find themselves holding down the intercom button, catching both of their attention. oops. at first the fellas are just happy they have a new toy to play with, someone to fuck with and make squirm since they can't do much to one another. dazai spends most of his time trying to bug darling til they crack and say something while fyodor plays his mind games. until it becomes more. red flags pop up over time, dazai throwing mini tantrums when the intercom clicks off or a different guard is on duty, fyodor starting to probe about weirdly personal topics, there's this weird Look they have in their eye when darling talks, etc. it becomes tough to deal with, more so than usual. theyre actually kinda relieved when they both suddenly disappear, unaware that a certain clown has been put on their scent. (sigma becomes yan after bonding with darling about how much it sucks dealing with the other three lol)

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hi!!! finally got the time to answer this @.@ this is such a great idea ahhhhh gotta love love love the meursault girlies can you imagine the chaos they'd bring??!?! remind me to do a proper headcanon post for this sometime :')

manga spoilers below the cut!

cw: yandere characters, implied stalking, violent threats

regardless of whether or not it was intentional on darling's part to communicate through the intercom, their fate is sealed the moment in happens. whether they mutter out a confused "what the fuck...?" (because who could watch that scene and not be left perplexed?) or even if they just remained shrouded in bewildered silence, the tell-tale buzzing would give them away, they've piqued fyodor and dazai's curiosity.

obviously, they had been expecting to be under heavy surveillence, considering who they were, but something about that moment of vulnerability, that little slip in what should have been hours of procedure drilled into darling's head, captured their attention. had a newbie been sent to watch over two of the most unpredictable prisoners here?

it doesn't help that they immediately switch off the intercom right after, further proving to the two that it was a mistake. a mistake that no guard here would make. in a place filled with stoic, intolerable idiots, darling seems to be the exception.

naturally, they become attached.

he guesses whenever it's your shift, and makes sure to loudly blabber about everything on his mind. the food sucks. he misses his old room. it's too hot. his outfit's ugly. anything to get back such a reaction from darling again. he even asks for fyodor's help, but the latter ignores him, choosing to stare straight at the camera he knows they must be looking through.

eventually, darling gives in. whether it's because they've had enough of dazai's taunting or fyodor's staring (and that creepy smile) or perhaps the two have taken to bothering the people working the other shifts and darling feels pressured to end the torment. it will happen eventually, and when it does, things only get worse.

apart from the tantrums and constant whining from dazai, fyodor's unnerving stare at everyone that isn't darling seated behind the cameras begins to concern the other guards, especially coupled with the way dazai starts murmuring ways he could kill someone. when darling's there, however, he's a lot more friendly, asking them where they'd like to go for a first date and if they'd like any presents. he's just curious, really! not like he's planning anything... and fyodor, with his weird questions about abilities and ability users and sinners—maybe darling would prefer to stick with dazai's line of questioning.

thanks to his correspondence from the outside, dazai has the help of a time stopping ability user. his first order of business? use his 10 minutes to find everything he can about darling. after that, he hunts down the other guards, and makes sure to use his time wisely by spending a good chunk of it with darling. the first time he sees them face to face, even though they're frozen in place, his heart soars. he's definitely taken advantage of this period to touch darling and hold them close. even fyodor can't have this.

but when the day comes that he finally plans to break out of the prison with darling in tow, he's horrified to find them missing. back in his cell, he sees fyodor with a mysterious smile and a proposition he can't say no to.

by the end of the day, the two are gone, and darling's in the debatably safe arms of nikolai gogol, wrapped securely in his overcoat.

with nikolai, at first, it's just genuine curiosity. who was darling to have the great dostoevsky wrapped around their little finger? he follows them around (as ordered), looks through their room and picks out some things to keep (not an order, and definitely not for dostoevsky), threatens to twist their leg off with a shockingly innocent smile if they didn't come with him (also not an order, but who's keeping count?) but if darling is clever enough to keep a bright smile on when nikolai comes to play and does as he says without much struggle, he's a pretty fun person to have around. oh, that and he wouldn't be handing them off to any of the others just yet—not until he's had his fun with his cute little friend.

even then, he'd be surprised that darling hasn't bored him yet. it'll take one defiant glare or an unexpected trick to really make him understand why everyone's losing their mind over darling. now that he thinks about it, it's totally not fair that he had to do the work of finding them only to give them over to others. time to see if fyodor is willing to share!

sigma is used to not being acknowledged before he was the manager. more than that, he's used to nikolai's crazy antics. or so he thought, until one day the clown drops in with a brush of his coat, darling in his arms.

"assistant!" he cries out, to sigma's irritation, "meet my friend here!"

despite darling's obvious discomfort, they manage a strained smile at him. the gesture touches him immensely, and it tells him all he needs to know. when he introduces himself and darling says "hi, sigma," he feels euphoric. he feels seen.

he learns that darling was tormented by fyodor and dazai, after which nikolai was sent out for them, and while a large part of him feels sympathetic, knowing better than anyone else how horrible those three could be, a smaller, but darker part of him seethes in jealousy. why did fyodor have to see darling first? why did fyodor get to have them? why not him?

didn't he deserve, at least, this?

still, sigma soon earns something the others can't yet boast of having—their trust. darling's initially wary smiles turns into rambling and them opening up about their feelings. he doesn't flaunt it much except in the offhanded remarks that tells everyone just how much he knows about darling. they believe him to be the hardworking manager, who, much like them, was here because he had no other choice. little did they know...

once dazai and fyodor finally come back to the casino, however, the little peace darling finds here will be gone :(

#HI im trying to write this in 3rd person(?) tell me how does it read #is it awkward help im so confusedddd #yandere bungou stray dogs x reader #yandere bungo stray dogs x reader #yandere bsd x reader #yandere bsd #yandere bungo stray dogs #yandere fyodor dostoevsky #yandere nikolai #yandere nikolai gogol #yandere sigma #sigma bsd #yandere dazai #yandere dazai osamu #ask 🐟 #anon 🐟 #bsd 🐟 #meursault girlies🐟 #dazai 🩹 🐟 #nikolai 🐟 #fyodor 🐟 #dazai🐟 #sigma 🐟

[cryptidclaw]

THERE ARE TWO SWALLOWTAILS???

#whyyyyy #i got so confusedddd #im chinging one of their names this is preposterous #cryptid rambles

[klonoadoortophantomile]

thereslike two references to yoyleland so far massive w for Me

#im so confusedddd what is happening #/silly #inquisitivewaltz.txt #bfdi

[raazberry]

football is so confusing wtf

#the guy i've been seeing is super into it and i'm so CONFUSEDDDD and whenever he explains im just like #blank #sports are just. really not for me i think lol #like why are there so many teams and so many Positions #why can't y'all just be normal like basketball or something #just throw a ball into a basket and call it a day #zzz

[teddybearsims]

so I have this hair on my sim stevie

and for some reason the highlights don't show up in game half the time??

does anyone know why this might be happening? the highlights are in the face paint category.. idk if that is somehow corrupted ? when I go into CAS it's there, and then when I'm in game 2 seconds later its GONE on all of her outfits ;-;

#sim help #im just confusedddd why isn't it showing up!! #delete later #ill try using mccc to copy everything on her outfits #but again with mccc the face paint never copies over #so like w/ Jude for example his eyes are in the face paint category #so I have to individually place them on every outfit category yknow what I mean??

[bexieawfc]

why are your anons so weird😭

oh god cel i wishhh i knew 😭

it ain't even the half of it, i've deleted a bunch of icky ones😭

#im like so confusedddd #i just have to laugh tbh #cutie cel #asks

[fereldenshero]

do any of u guys have advice for buying a new keyboard bc HOLY SHIT i need one so bad n i wanna get one of those cute ones with the keycaps you can switch out but like. idk where to like. get one. or what all i need. pls help sob

#im so confusedddd i dont wanna buy the wrong things #or get something n then realize i need like three other things HELP #lovely.txt

[lcaties]

picking classes is so stressful idek what im doing and i feel like my advisor is just gonna yell at me 😭😭😭 im gonna have so many questions tomorrow and i dont want her to get annoyed 

#but like IM SO CONFUSEDDDD idk what to do #i dont even WANT to do this either girl like... FUCK

[askbillcipherandceleste]

Dear Celeste, I forgot my dairy so im writing this ask on my 2 kung fu panda dvds-

WHAT EVEN IS KUNG FU PANDA!! WHAT'S A DVD!! I AM SO CONFUSEDDDD!!

-Celeste Yang

#gravity falls #oc #flatland oc #flatland #oc art #ask #ask blog #silly doodle

[vtuberconfessions]

AHHHHHH HOW DO I USE OBS IM SO CONFUSEDDDD *adhd brain explodes*

.

#vtuber #vtubers #vtuber confessions #obs

[mangoposts]

BRO IM IN OC RN AND THERE IS SM THUNDER AND RAIN CMON NOW

WHICH PART IM SO CONFUSEDDDD ITS LITERALLY HOT ASF AND SUNNY RN LMDOAOAOOO

#🥭

[dreamsclock]

i felt so bad imagining c!george throwing eggs at a baby like PLEASE leave michael_b alone

HE WAS JUST A BABY AND CGEORGE WAS JUST BEING SO MEAN TO HIM AND MICHAEL COULDNT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS HAPPENING ;—; AND EVERYONE WAS SHOUTING ANF MICHAEL MUST HAVE BEEN SO CONFUSEDDDD IM THROWIJGN GUP

[i-luvsang]

iM SO CONFUSED. HUHHHHHHHH SO THEYRE NOT ACTUAL UNIT SONGS ???? WHAT IS GOING ONNNNN PLEASE HELP i'm. i don't know how to feel about this just because i feel like i've been mislead so many times 😭😭😭 like not in a serious way and maybe it's on purpose for lore stuff but HUUUUUHHHHHHH someone please let me know why the songs have "units" but aren't unit songs like actually i'm so cONFUSEDDDD AAAA I CANT TAKE THIS IM NEED TO BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND AND ITS UPSETTING ME THAT I DONT LIKE I WAS SO EXCITED ABOUT WHAT I FIRST THOUGHT WERE THE UNIT SONGS (aka matz, its you, etc) and then i got so excited about the next "units" for we know emergency arriba and silver light and like HUHHH JUST HUH LIKE I WAS LISTENING LIKE hmmm that doesn't sound like that member until i realized it was literally not either member from the "unit" singing/rapping and i'm sO CONFUSED KINDA CONFLICTED AGAIN BC IM FEELING MISLEAD WDYM UNIT IF THEYRE NOT A UNITTTTT UGHHHHHHHH side note though i was kinda sad about arriba being a unit song bc i wanted that to be an ot8 song so this is good for that reason but alsoo i'm so confused. are the songs we originally thought to be the unit songs actually the unit songs?? are the units the same as the members who wrote the lyrics or not?? aRE THERE EVEN UNIT SONGS AT ALL?????? LIKE PLEASE I NEED ANSWERS YOU CANT CONFUSE ME LIKE THAT SO MANY TIMESSSS BABES PLEASE I CANT KEEP UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP also wdym world z tracks.. tHE TRACKS ARE SPLIT INTO THE WORLDS ????? HUHHHHH that's just a lore thing but like still. uGH I NEED ANSWERS LITERALLY ASAP I CANT STAND BEING SO CONFUSED I WASNT BUILT FOR THIS

#guys #i'm actually just really sleepy and thats why its messing with my brain so much but #yeah #answers now please #comeback now please #put me out of my misery like damn #［ ​on : ria tries to be interesting %.