#im so sorry im such a sap

[ramlightly]

Cleaned up that Lapis/Malady kiss sketch

#my art #lapis #malady #im so sorry im such a sap

[rendevok]

“Take my hand” pages 16-18

1 -> 3 - day 4 - swap

#nmweek23 #narumitsu #wrightworth #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #fan art #fan comic #aa #rendevok #says ‘some time later’ bc im laughing at myself and also i said they had been kissing the whole time it took me to get to the next part #hope you liked your 8 month kissing session boys <333 #shoutout to edgeworth! i will be laughing at him via phoenix for the entirety of this comic #speaking of living vicariously i am so sorry for the sappy bullshit i put into their mouths but alas. *I* am a big sap! #this was one of those ones i was like ‘WOULD THEY THO oh wait who cares’ can i get a CHEERS BRO? #i’d like to promise that it gets better but. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) #until next time… [tuxedo masks into the night]

[snailpaste]

SANJI! NSFW ALPHABET

LETTERS: K, Q, V, Y

PAIRING: Sanji x MALE! AMAB! READER, TOP READER/BOTTOM SANJI

MINORS DNI!

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Praise: Both giving and receiving, Sanji is a total sucker for praise

Sanji’s his favourite part of sex is the intimacy of it, and that means being able to worship his partner and vice versa. He overflows with loving praise and sweet words both in and out of the bedroom, but during sex it has a certain vulnerability to it as he lavishes you in affection using his lips, tongue, skilful fingers, and words

He’ll stroke your hair and cup your face while you give him head, whispering breathy praise about how good you’re making him feel, how perfect you look with your lips wrapped around his cock, how he’s gonna cum down your pretty throat so be a good boy and swallow it all for him

When you praise him he’s going to melt, gazing up at you with his lip caught between his teeth while a pink flush covers his cheeks. He finds it hard to accept praise to begin with, sometimes crying into your neck, othertimes cumming on the spot with a soft gasp and his hips twitching cutely. 

Pet names he loves: Good boy, darling, my love, sweetheart, baby

Creampies: Sanji loves cum. He loves to come inside you, pulling out slightly to coat your hole in his release and watching it dribble out of you. And watching it drip down your thighs and over the marks he’s made there? It’s more than enough to get him rock hard again, teasing you gently before pushing back inside deep, hitting all your more sensitive spots before you’re seeing stars.

When he’s bottoming he wants you to finish inside him. Spread his pretty legs and push them back to his shoulders, making sure you come deep in him. He wants you to press your fingers into him when you’re done, making sure none of it spills out, or maybe using it to finger him to another orgasm.

Sometimes he’ll use a buttplug after your romp in the morning, making sure he’s ready for you at night.

Oral: The man is a GOD at giving head. The first time he went down on you, he had you cumming in under 4 minutes. It’s become one of his favourite things to do, especially with the way you pant his name and tug at his hair. He isn’t all that good at deepthroating, but he doesn’t need to with how fucking skilled that tongue is. He’s fine with face fucking if you want to, but is far more open to it when he’s feeling particularly subby. 

69. He loves it, is a bit miffed he can’t see your face, but adores the feeling of your thick length twitching on his tongue or the way you groan into his own sex. He only wants this for prep, mind you, so once you’re/he’s stretched out enough, he’s up on his heels, kissing you, and slipping inside/guiding you to his entrance with a sly grin

Loves receiving too. Eat him out/suck him off through his underwear just to tease him, and make sure you hold his hips firm to the bed to stop him from bucking. When receiving he’s soft, constantly looking at you in awe. Generally prefers the fingers/mouth combo, even if he isn’t the one bottoming, and becomes a subby mess whenever you rim him.

Other Kinks Include: Aftercare, Somnophilia, Lingerie, Blindfolds, High Heels??, Cockwarming, subspace (on himself, sometimes he just really needs to let go)

more under cut! ->

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Sanji likes to take his time with his partner, riling them up throughout the day, picking them apart bit by bit until they’re both falling apart and then slowly making love.

With that being said, if you’re the one to initiate he’s down for a quickie as long as it’s not some place you’ll get caught- but not the kitchen because that place is sacred to him (you will definitely end up fucking in the kitchen). Because you’re on a ship and don’t have the most tactful crew sometimes quickies are all you have time for but he makes up for it by bringing you to the edge with his fingers and mouth as many times as you need before finally fucking you.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

While not loud, he certainly doesn’t hold back his noises.

Sanji moans into you- your neck, chest, ear or mouth in between hot open-mouthed kisses. He pants and swears under his breath, but the closer he gets to orgasm the louder and whinier he becomes. He gasps out your name if you tease his sensitive nipples or clench/thrust particularly hard. Most of the noise he makes is praise as his fingers run through your hair and presses his forehead against yours- doing that to him, especially in the beginning of your relationship, and he just might start tearing up.

When subbing/bottoming, he lets out sweet whimpers and soft moans with every thrust and every soft kiss pressed to his neck. Once he’s come on your cock he gets loud, panting and gasping from overstimulation and moaning your name with his head shoved into the sheets. If he’s come hands free, he will scream your name after trembling and shaking through his orgasm- shove your fingers in his mouth and tell him to suck lest you attract any unwanted attention.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Sanji’s sex drive is above average, but it isn’t crazy high. Sometimes he has too much going on in his head and onboard to consider sex

He’s honestly content just to be in your company, and doesn’t need sex all that often- as long as he has you, he’s happy. Now, that being said, his sex drive is above average (when he isn’t being stressed out) and you can generally expect him to be down to do the dirty whenever you want. He gets bouts of massive horniness where he’ll wake you up with his head between your legs, moaning as he bobs sloppily up and down your length, coating it in saliva until it’s just wet enough to slip into his tight heat and start riding you.

#one piece x male reader #im a sap im so sorry #old blog #snailpaste: writing #sanji x male reader #amab reader #top male reader #top amab reader #male reader smut

[skunkes]

original colors

#a doodley #1. alt title was gonna just be Dracula. like. the my name is dvd normal post. #2. im still struggling soooo much to find a way to darken my fun usual line drawings to color em in like this. #like. i always end up losing what makes em fun and gorgeous and it turns into this. no 2 tone. just looks bad and messy. #3. when talon is almost too weak to fang feed he'll use the last of his energy to low energy shapeshift to look like dis #less purple hair - his original brown eyes - original ears #just a little more disarming than the usual...easier to lure someone...doesnt sap too much energy...it works ! #also i think talon wld learn internet shit from al bothering him with it #i already know im gonna hate this doodle in like a week so im. sorry for how bad it is in advance. my art brain takes ages to develop.

[meitanteisachi]

You think you're over a ship but then you see new cute af content and suddenly you're like—

TAKE MY MONEY . TAKE MY WHOLE LIFE TAKE EVERYTHINF I will DIE ON THIS FUCKING HILL

#hello it is ShinRan my friends #im sorry the post said i am 'over' it it's deceiving bc i am clearly not #aksjhslssh #me squealing like a pig seeing the shinran crumb #no literally lying on my bed rn and the sound I made after seeing the panel and dialogue am i crazy #or am i crazy #once an OTP always an OTP i guess??? #you never outgrow ur otp no matter how old u get!!!! #using a bowtie changer so he can say whatever he needs to say in his own voice.... shinichi yoU SAP #i punch u in the face for being too cute #gisa's fandom life

[tweedstoat]

Wellness culture will tell you that you don't "deserve" extremely common human experiences like romantic relationships until you optimise yourself for efficiency and perfection like you're a Grand Prix racecar instead of a human being.

#anti-wellness culture #alternatively hilarious way to sidestep getting asked out on a date #me @ some poor sap: sorry im not rlly dating at the moment #guy: oh no did someone hurt you :/ #me: no i just often forget to eat salad with my lunch so i cant 😔 #when i say wellness -> neofash/white supremacy pipeline this is the shit i mean #because the logical conclusion is that if for whatever reason you cant ever achieve these things #you just dont deserve to date or have romantic relationships #i wonder what usually results from romantic relationships? families and kids ofc!!!

[piplupod]

it just seems cruel and sick to me that I tell someone "i think this little life has inherent value and I'd like to extend a little kindness to it when I am able to" and they laugh at me as if I'm being foolish and tell me I must squash it with my shoe :/

#to hear somebody earnestly tell you that and not even stop to consider you might be wrong. it is baffling #absolutely foreign to me. if somebody were to insist upon something so earnestly i think i'd at least stop and think for a moment #especially if it were about just... being kind to someone or something. it feels very strange that you wouldn't even pause #god im such a fucking sap. idk. this is all probably just ramblings of some naive sheltered little freak w stars in their eyes sdfjkl #''oh the world should be kinder to pests'' i sound ridiculous dsgjkl i am being laughed at by another part in the brain #i KNOWWW this is unrealistic and overly sentimental. i just feel awful any time i have to kill a spider idk #i dont think it should be all that ridiculous. but im probably getting too worked up about it fdsjkl #curse this overly compassionate freak brain of mine #anyways. sorry. i'll be normal now fsjkl. this was just weird and upsetting today #pippen needs 2nd breakfast

[dhmis-autism]

literally everyone ive met thru dhmis has been like. the best. this is so fun!! im having the most fun ive had in a fanbase since I was like 12

#i have not met a single mean spirited person bro!!! #even the ppl who r bullying me RELENTLESSLY in chat r literally all good ppl and also funny and also my friends #like this is so nice legit #like. real happy i got into the puppet show if not for anything else then for the wonderful people i got to meet thru it #i know i make posts like this all the time WHATEVER!! IM A SAP!! OKAY!!! #YOU OPEN ME UP IM ALL GUSHY!! SORRY!! #my postings

[tikattu]

thinking about my current stardew valley farmer/lumberjack… her name is kielo (she/he). a big lesbian who accidentally eats tree sap at least once a day.

#i'm very clumsy with the ui and keep feeding her sap im so sorry kielo #stardew valley #stardew valley farmer #sdv farmer #oc: kielo

[edsbacktattoo]

can’t believe i missed it. happy belated birthday to my first born!

they grow up so fast 🥹

#i know it’s so corny but i’m so incredibly grateful for this fic and what it’s brought me #a year ago i found a passion that i’d long ago forgotten about #a year ago i met one of my now closest friends (casper a kiss for u) #a year ago i found a whole community where i belong #and i think that’s just amazing #all from one silly little romcom about pirates #and yeah there are certainly things about the writing in this fic that i don’t do anymore #but i wouldn’t change a thing about it #it wasn’t beta’d - it was barely even edited #i just vomited these massive chapters every day because i was so thrilled to be making it #it was an absolute delight from start to finish #and it’s always going to be important to me i think #sorry im a massive sap #thanks for being here #and thanks for all the support #im astounded and humbled and so grateful #love you all love this place #MWAHHHHH!!!! #chasing storms

[rebelpeas]

would you all still love me if i started writing karlnapitybur endgame

#dee talks #‘but it’s ooc for sap and wil—‘ actually they kiss all the time and told me so. sorry you don’t understand my beautiful mind #dsmpshipping #<- ok that feels like a weird tag to use here but im being careful just in case

[martyrbat]

the silent night of the batman — batman #219

(ID in alt!)

#two christmas transcripts in one week?? who am i... #this actually is a lil late but he leaves the gcpd at 6 am on dec 25th and its 1 now so. its close enough. #and sorry i am a sap i love the idea of batman making things better. that his image and promise of him encourages people to do better #like its a comic book ofc gotham can never be saved and that's part of her doomed charm but in my heart??? #the billions he pours out for charities and the foundation and different benefit programs?? the life he dedicates to protecting others?? #i like to think it does make a change. especially as other heros join in and help too :) #just rattling my emotional support bat by the neck and demanding he sees his life has had a positive impact and that everyone around him #isnt doomed to die or be depressed and that he doesn't make more dangerous criminals and that people love him and are thankful for him and #c: batman | i: 219 #crypt's panels #batman #posts from the crypt #transcrypts #bruce wayne #jim gordon #also theres an updated version of this with Oracle and Supergirl where its revealed they handled every single call to the fire department or #to the police for 24 hours to give jim and bruce hope and like #might have to post that one as a late christmas present because im obsessed with it

[1ncend1ary]

small doodles for today

#ive had this prompt ive been meaning to draw/write but i havent gotten to it #but i think that ryo sleep-teleports #small distances #like around the claw base #not very far from his bedroom #but most of the time toichiro is able to stop him using his own powers #so they just be snoozing together #im a sap for sharing beds sorry guys #ryotoi #ryo shimazaki #toichiro suzuki #mp100 #day 2 of converting my followers to ryotoi agenda #pls guys i cant keep living as the only ryotoi artist #im starving for content

[mag7dumbies]

4 years ago I sent this to a complete stranger…. I have no idea why I sent it or why it is completely deranged but I sent it and 4 years later we are probably closer than two people 1,000 miles away could be

Kaz it’s been 4 years, 1,461 days, that have been the best days of my life, because you have been in them. You are my oracle, my rock, and the other half of my brain. I have no idea what I did to be so lucky to have met you.

In the first days of our friendship I think we wrote 4 peer reviewed papers just on Ezra Standish alone. I don’t think I ever told you this but I saved some (most) (for at least the first week) of our messages in a word doc because I liked rereading our convos. You are still just as verbose and detailed as you were back then and I consider myself so lucky to be able to read about your OCs and Aus whenever you get a hankering to share (which is fortunately often)

You have made me grow in so many ways, with your kindness and your snark. I strive to be as good a friend to you as you are to me. You’ve broaden my tastes to the moon (Fire and Ice and The Eagle are still burned into my brain) (Special mention to Rem Lezar and those eps of Rawhide because I can’t put those psychological horrors in this category but I wanted to mention it because they would have been good cause to lose my number... and yet)

Kaz this message could probably last at least 3,000 words, when it probably needs just three, I love you, I honestly believe it’s more than love, it is just a natural part of my heart, that you now inhabit. There is not a quality that you’ve shown me that I don’t love, from your strong convictions (that have rubbed off on me), your imagination that knows few bounds, and especially your patience. You are probably more important to me then you know and I hope I give as much as I get because you deserve it. Kaz you are the whole package plus about 6 other packages that I didn’t expect but happily unwrapped

I remember in 2022 when our friendship went from a casual, still very close but casual relationship, to what it is today. Our first watch party was the last two eps from Our Flag means Death season 1. What babies we were back then, there was little talking (due to how we watched but still) there was no screaming no brain melting a far cry from today. Our Saturday nights have always been sacred to me and I will/have bent over backwards to not miss them, they make getting through the week an easy task because I know I will be able to hang out with you for approximately 4-8 hours which sounds crazy and is crazy. Anyway now in 2024 I literally can’t imagine a day we aren’t in contact (I still get soft when I remember that week where I barely had the energy to open your messages and yet you were here on Tumblr being a bright spot which i definitely needed) And I get to have that everyday even if it’s just a check in or a in-depth psychology analysis on Jess Harper I get to have the pleasure of talking to you which is priceless.

One more thing Kaz when I met you I didn’t have close friends I had a couple but they felt very hollow and it was hard to communicate with them sometimes, due to my Visions TM (it’s probably the autism but I’ll blame Visions and not how my brain functions) my real world friends did not share my interest in Gay cowboys or weird shows from the 70s so I felt very alone for a long time but then I threatened a random Incorrect quotes blog and I found someone I could make a home out of a multitude of fandoms with. You will have no idea what an impact you’ve made on me. And I hope we have at least 80,000 more anniversaries that we can share

I could go on, I should go on because I definitely don’t think I talked enough about how perfect you are and literally you are perfection but this has to come to an end for one our sakes lol. Kaz you really are the breath under my wings and I want to make sure you never forget just how much I cherish you

I am so excited to see you in person in 144 days!!!

@incorrect-gunslingers

#I’ll see you Saturday my love #does 8 paragraphs mean I win? #I was listening to your playlist while I wrote this becasue i wanted the right amount of feels to write this #sorry for not mentioning our sons I was going to I swear #I wrote a rough draft at work and like none of it made it in lol #4 year anniversary #AND YES I SCHEDULED THIS ON THE EXACT MINUTE I SENT THE MESSAGE BECAUSE IM A SAP #im so excited to watch trapeze with you (i know i keep saying this but its true) #okay so I was gonna post this at 105 BUT ITS 105 your time and 1205 my time #I think

[fluxedbuds]

o boy new life series cant wait to Stop Watching As Soon As Someone Permadies

#i dont need more tragedy sorry. but i DO want to see what stupid shit they cook up in there #i need to root for tango also. maybe he'll uh. well. end of sentence. #its kind of a shame im too much of a sap to enjoy em bc theyre truly goldmines for Ideas. y'all have fun for me ok? #life series #secret life spoilers #life series spoilers #footnotes #why are skizz and tango like a bonded pair of birds. god i hope bdubs joins them i want to see that disaster. im rly sad cleo bailed #the heart theme is SO CUTE and will probably stop being cute very fast but SHHH OUTFITS #also i WISH i could be excited abt new watcher subclass symbol dropping but i can Feel the grian fandom being bastards with it #ah yes another morally ambiguous figure who follows their own rules and judges very fairly from that basis- #oh youre making them evil. ok. yeah so theyre the new twisted sicko in charge of the life games even though thats Literally Just Grian. ok. #i have not and will not actually verify if this is what is being said BUT this is one time i would LOVE to be wrong #maybe my curse of saying something abt hermitcraft that immediately becomes false will work out in my favor for once? please? hello? #but yes i will not look and this is tags instead of a post bc truly. i need to get over myself. i Wont but at least i can quarantine it

[corvidcall]

im gonna be honest i think some of you should actually consider gatekeeping more. sometimes gates have keepers for a reason.

#anime life #sorry i saw the 'you don't have to listen to goth music to be goth' posts and it sapped my life force #but i AM enjoying thinking about applying this attitude to other subcultures #you dont have to do drag or enjoy watching drag performances to be a drag queen. you dont have to like ICP to be a juggalo #saying someone should like jimmy buffets music if they want to call themself a parrothead is gatekeeping (bad) #im so sorry i know it feels bad to be told that you actually dont meet the criteria for something but also. cmon. #words MEAN things #if you dont have to listen to goth music and you dont have to dress goth to be goth. then im goth???? #i dress like a business clown and i only listen to the mountain goats. am i goth now.