#im too disorganised to clean it

[ofmermaidstories]

Is that a sticker book!!? Also I looooove the stickers! Where did you get your sticker book if you don't mind me asking? I have one that looks almost exactly like that one and I got it off Amazon. I bring it with me on days I go physically into work bc a lot of local businesses do community events in our building for the employees and its surprising how many local businesses have their own stickers. There's this warehouse in my city that gets converted into this huge popular gift shop that opens up during Thanksgiving-Christmas season every year where local artists go to set up shop and i think I spent like $50 just on stickers there including an entire book of ocean and plant themed stickers. I'm in the market to buy another book that has more pages for me.

Do you have any favorite stickers?

Soar!! Hello!!! Happy 2023!!!!! the book in this post isn’t a sticker book—it’s a traveller’s notebook!

i just had my stickers on it as a clean background. 🥺 normally i just dump my stickers either in a file or a disorganised pile in a old hobonichi box like so, LOL. although your ask has made me realise i need to…. organise them better LMAO. the sticker market sounds incredible??? stickers are such a good way of like, getting indie art into your life—they’re small and affordable and lsdfkjlskdfjl i love stickers so much, sometimes when i daydream about not being lazy and trying to sell art again im like, oh i should sell stickers but… weh. so much effort LOL. what do your other sticker books look like? 🥺 the ocean stickers sound amazing—i always buy my stickers thinking i’ll use them in letters or journal spreads but then i get too precious about them and they just…. exist in a empty box, instead. 😔

i’m gonna have to dig out my favourite small-artist stickers!!! i think they’re in my file… hmm. im gonna have to look, LOL.

#ofmermaidstories-asks #soarenn and the ocean 🎀🌊✨

[djmousewife]

i really am despairing and just hopeless in a way that i genuinely dont think ive been before and its rlly fucking with me. like, by all acounts, i am More supported than i have been before, and thats almost part of the problem? i feel ungrateful for feeling So Bad. i don't do Anything, i dont attend uni, i dont write my essays, i dont have a job, i dont clean my flat, i dont rlly cook a lot. of the things that Have to happen so we can continue to live in this flat, or i can continue to access medical services so my life doesnt get worse: those things are often put off way past the last minute and i need a lot of support to do at all. also, rn my life is mostly just calling A Service TM, getting a bullshit response, complaining, calling again, finally getting through to someone who knows whats going on, complaining, rinse repeat. ITS EXHAUSTING! not only that but sitting every day in bed or at my desk refreshing tumblr or staring at my screen saver thinking to myself 'what am i going to do?' and coming to the conclusion of nothing because i have nothing to do, i enjoy nothing, i want nothing, i cant concentrate long enough on anything or process information well enough to do things Anyway. ykw its not even true i dont Want to do anything. i do. i Want to write my essays, on some level i am genuinely interested in the topics. i just Cant. i want to read. i've been pretty keen on reading complaint by sarah ahmed for a while now or maybe rereading whipping girl or even giving notes on suicide another go? but i cant make myself start because i Know that i wont get far and its so fucking depressing. im getting so high, the come down is genuinely distressing because of how scrambled and disorganised my brain becomes and i become so afraid i will be like that forever. and yet i do it EVERY DAY! im struggling extremely badly with some interpersonal shit that has completely destroyed any self esteem or confidence i had in my appearance and my worth. add onto that that i am a massive Massive financial drain and even if i wasnt our finances are just.. Bad? so i was like, ok, fssw time again, that wont be too bad, i can do that. and then i fucking set up by whore phone and downloaded the grindr apk (and it was fucking horrible and evil to do and i hate that evil horrible useless phone) (also did u know u need to send in id for age verification on google now? 101 internet safety says to not do that are u crazy?) and started getting dms and i wanted to cry i got so overwhelmed. like idk if i can do it, but like.. i kinda gotta? idk man. im trying to see things positively? like, i got the form for the work capability assessment and spent all of yesterday photocopying medical letters which detail diagnoses and assessments and reference hospitilisations, etc but also the dwp are evil so who knows if its enough? im trying to get my pip reevaluated but they havent even sent me the Form for that yet? so again! who! knows! i feel like im in beurocracy hell and i cant leave? my uni are trying to work with me, but multuple medical professionals have told me to interrupt or drop out and like if people who are meant to be like have something in your life to keep you going dont think i can do it, what chance do i have of Actually doing it? i dont know what to do anymore.

#kankum #brain tag

[sexdrugsrocknroller]

i would put this in the post i made around a year ago where i felt like shit and started listing everything i was feeling bad for and later updated with new developments but i cant find it right now so fuck it

it might be that november is just a shit of a month that triggers seasonal depression or whatever but im back to Not feeling and doing well™.

my sister brother tried to die. it happened when i was out giving my driving exam (a yea i passed it). cut wrists, forearms, i only got to see the bandages.

idk but ever since that i got back into a slump. i was already doing worse since i wasnt working out anymore in a while, but now most of the time i just. do nothing. like i was doing once. just laying on the ground or the couch, scrolling reel after reel after reel. and the worst thing is that i know i could still.be doing something even if im always on the phone. like, cleaning all the reels ive saved on insta trying to find back the useful ones that i saved and then never looked at and lost. or cleaning this mess of a blog where i mostly only put likes on posts as a way to save them and look back later to do something with them, only to pile them up. same with youtube videos, where i should be cleaning the chronology and playlists. or even the gallery, which is using too much memory and i have to delete lots of thing and, guess what, organize it.

even outside of that, i should be cleaning my room and the rest of the house, get a hold of my disorganised clothes, get back to practicing guitar and keyboard, learn cooking, get back to working out, thinking about my future once im out of my civil service, reading, watching movies.

and what im doing is.. nothing.

#post of me

[nkhrchuwuya]

✨ hello! I've never interacted before but I've read all of your posts! I really love your version of chuuya, can't get enough of it! :D I hope you're all better now uwu thank you for this event I'm so excited :D

first of all I'm smoller than chuuya hehe

I consider myself an extrovert who can be very shy at first. if i manage to somehow feel comfortable w someone (as in they are warm and open to me), I become super chatty and bubbly, but I can be very quiet and reserved when I'm among a bunch of people or with someone I haven't really connected. in that case i need to warm up a bit first.

altho I love hanging out with my loved ones, I need "just-me" moments too. I like joking and making people laugh and this goofy and "witty" side of me is best seen when I chat or post insta stories, rather than irl.

I can be quite awkward when I talk with people irl. I'm super affectionate with the people I love and actually I can be quite clingy. I need constant attention and love or I start feeling insecure.

I have lots of interests (too many to keep up), that are somehow linked: animanga, asian dramas, webtoons, fantasy, books, insta poetry, linguistics and language learning, graphic design, fiction, history, sociology and whatever is grabbing my attention at the moment.

I also suffer from maladaptive daydreaming, have short attention span, but lots of focus when I shouldn't have, lots of dreams, anxieties and hopes. I often sign up for too many things at once (and regret it) but stillll there's so much to dooo and no timeeeeee

for all my easygoing attitude, I have high uncertainty avoidance: scared of talking to people I've interacted w before, hesitant of like asking informations to a stranger, worried about uni exams I'm not fully prepared for, deeply anxious about a new part time job etc.

I usually procrastinate a lot (and also a mild perfectionist, what a curse) , am disorganised and am a bit of a scatterbrain, often sleep late but! I'm doing si much better now! After I started physically attending uni, moved out and got a roommate I'm doing much better: I wake up in time, I try to study regularly, Im learning how to cook, I clean after myself uwu

I think this means that when I'm somehow in a situation where I should be responsible (got a roommate, living away from home) I really try to do my best. so proud of myself rn! I'm also in this w my bffs so we helping each other become better

sadly for chuchu I don't drink at all! I would also wait a long time to do the full snu snu, until I feel like this person is here to stay. light snu snu is okay hehe. I'm also a bit lazy and while I like visiting new places and all I get tired of traveling and I don't like "being a tourist" (as in, walking a lot, going from one place to the other, taking lots of pictures, guided tours and all that jazz). I like to do things at my own pace and feel cozy :D

I hope this helps!

:D anon

hi dear!! ✨ thank you so much for taking part in our little event! it's lovely to hear from long-time readers like you🥺 i'm doing much better than before, although still not quite well, thank you for asking!

here's a little bit of your chuuya for you!

i won't even get into detail about how much chuuya loves that he's the slightest bit taller than you. it activates his protection mode- and he sure loves being in that mode when he's around you.

chuuya isn't quick to figure out your innate need for attention/affection- he just thinks you're clingy for a bit and would indulge you while he can and then he's gone off to work again. it would take you opening up to him and having a genuine conversation for him to actually get it in his head, but after that don't worry, he's at your side as much as possible. when he can't, he's texting or calling you. there's never a day you'll feel once that he doesn't care about you.

he absolutely loves your humor! granted you did say it comes out mostly when you chat or on your insta stories but he definitely has an appreciation of it even beyond the screen. especially if it’s derived from all the varied interests you have? you’ve got chuuya hooked. you've just got a spark of joy in you that's hard to find in other people that draws chuuya to you.

if you need him to catch you at times when your uncertainty avoidance gets too much, don't fret because he won't mind doing it for you. but chuuya's more of a proactive person hismelf, so there are occasions where instead of fully taking the responsibility, he'll be, instead, by your side and making sure you don't feel alone as you face your own anxiety on your own!

chuuya has absolutely no idea at first what to do with your maladaptive daydreaming. but once he figures out the ropes he's there for you all the time. need to be more engaged and grounded in reality? he's there, holding you down. need to go to therapy for it or would rather talk to a doctor? he's bringing you to the clinic himself. he'll learn your triggers (if any) and make sure to keep you out of them when possible. it'll take a bit for him to figure it out, but once he does, he's your best ally.

he watches you work on yourself and get better and handling the daily routine, and is super proud of you for every step you're taking in the right direction. he's there to help you whenever you stumble, but for the most part he just loves being able to sit back and watch you slowly get better at avoiding procrastination, studying, sleeping, etc. etc!

related to that, he's definitely going to be super thankful once you've moved in with him and can help him with that kind of regulation. it's not that he can't do it on his own, just sometimes he also deeply struggles with it, especially with mafia work, and to be able to have someone by his side who can help him is a big plus for him.

he'll be fine with you not drinking, he's always got a bottle of a nonalcoholic drink for you to enjoy while he's getting tipsy. but this is only for when you're at home! if you're outside, say, on a dinner, he'll refrain from drinking because he'd rather not have to be a burden on you when he gets drunk. don't worry, it doesn't dampen the experience one bit, because he loves just being with you to begin with!

your extroverted side matched with a tendency to pull back when you're around others you aren't close with is something chuuya deeply appreciates- some dark part in him enjoys that he can have you all for himself in certain situations. but i think the two of you will still be a great match because chuuya absolutely needs someone to ground him as well, and also to stop his little alcohol problem 😂

#:D anon #chuuya's special someone event #nakahara chuuya #bungou stray dogs #chuuya x reader #bsd chuuya x reader #chuuya x you #bungou stray dogs imagines #bsd imagines #bsd x reader

[aod4909]

man i miss playing games :\ my ts4 has 130gb of mods which i need to clean and like i'm wasting so many hours of my life brainclessly going over cc and it never ends and like i'll prob never open the game again i went to install fo4 but found out my disorganised ass somehow managed to not backup my mods so i would have to mod that disaster from scratch and i had so many mashed up armours that's just not worth doing all over again also fuck creation club for both fallout and skyrim i can't keep updating mods all the fucking time my pc has also aged™ idk im always tired and just wanna play some games here and there to relax but to get them to a playable state they need too much work and time im not willing to put anymore :\

big sad™

edit: OKAY NENVERMIND MY PARANOID ASS REMEMBERED I USED TO KEEP ANOTHER™ BACKUP AND MY FO4 MODS ARE THERE ASDFGHJKL OKAAAY TURNS OUT IM NOT A COMPLETE INCOMPETENT PIECE OF SHIT scratch that as i remembred i spilled coke all over my journal, pants and pillow.

#kat whines #text post #nonsims #like i used to spend at least a week going over a modlist for fallout and tes new playthroughs and i wasn't starting from scratch #HOW DID I DO THAT #i have energy to use my brain 4hs tops now #and i have art that im not practising enough and im learning japanese and im never doing enough immersion #and im reading books and i never read enough and im almost 25™ and im failing at life™ and ive been fucked up since i can remember and #i miss this blog where i used to just wine for random bullshit while posting pretty pics™ #idk man jsut sad™ #™ overuse isn't real

[faedawayyy]

part 1

THINGS YOU PROBABLY DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT MY CHARACTERS THAT ARE ABSOLUTELY CANON. IT’S JUST HOW THEY FEEL, GO AWAY.

BASICALLY, this is a masterlist of things i want people to know about them but they’d never necessarily say or show outloud bc most of them as stubborn as fuck.

DALLAS

he doesn’t regret or hate any of his exes at all. he is completely indifferent towards liana and gisele, still loves soraya and has a kind of up-down mood towards riley and zara. ruby’s a friend.

he believes he’ll end up with soraya...like one thousand percent. she’s the only person he’s loved. 

charlie, matt and evan are the only people he’d give the label of ‘true friends’ and it definitely isn’t what he would’ve expected a few years ago.

his weakness is people feeling proud of him. like that’s something he craves constantly and when it happens, or you show it genuinely, you’re most likely to get through to him.

his natural coping mechanism is to act out; some people shut down/drink/take drugs. the more extreme dallas’s behaviour is and the harsher he’s behaving, the more you know he’s hurting/in a bad place. 

definitely the victim of a serious god complex. he believes with his whole heart that some of his worst work is still better than a lot of peoples best (so do i cause im a bieber fan LOL) 

he’s intelligent - scarily so...he got into several top colleges after high school including yale (where he attended for half of a semester/term), oxford and UCL. 

before his dad’s debt engulfed his family, he had a really good relationship with him and played multiple sports including hockey and golf. 

he can’t picture himself living past 30...or 27 some days. 

biggest character flaw EASILY is not knowing how to ask for or accept help. it’s been the root of ALL of his bad decisions and shitty actions. 

this literally isn’t a secret but he doesn’t give up. if you push him, he’ll push back harder and would sooner escalate a situation than be the one to walk away. 

he does everything in his power to not have to sleep in his family home. 

a cute hidden quality - he’s shockingly very good with children 

a shit hidden quality - a lot of his choice of girlfriend’s have to do whether he finds them physically attractive or not. if it’s an ‘or not’, chances are he won’t even consider it. 

his personality type is estp - bold, practical, original, direct, insensitive, risk-prone, unstructured, defiant 

he is HIGHLY impulsive and quick to act on feelings. back to his exes, this has often made him feel like he loves people that he definitely doesn’t. 

he’s actually HUGELY affectionate and that’s the tell tale sign of who he likes and who he doesn’t. if you’ve known him and he’s never acted soft/affectionate, he didn’t care in the first place. 

he’s one million percent had his heartbroken. he’ll tell you he hasn’t all day. 

conflicting with his god complex is crushingly low self-esteem when it comes to things like being worth of peoples time/energy/genuine interest beyond just being funny/hooking up with. 

silent reassurance is a thing for him. he’ll check that someone he’s comfortable with/loves is there every so often as social events and eye contact/acknowledgement definitely helps 

MASON

confrontation and disputes gives him huge anxiety but the carmichael house is the definition of toxic masculinity, so he swallows it and tries to be as rational as possible in arguments. 

comparison is a very real thing for him. he compares every element and detail of his life to others; especially the other boys. 

he considers madison his first love 

his love language is definitely acts of service, if he’s willing to help and  work towards something w.you, then he cares. 

he is definitely a burnt out over-achiever. he struggles with the concept of ‘reaching his full potential’ and no matter what he does, he doesn’t feel like he’s ever there

between leo and brody, he feels like he was never a child or even young. he’s always had a really wise head on his shoulders and is rarely impulsive. it’s the thing he hates most about himself...yet the thing a lot of people find appealing 

if you mention a critically acclaimed movie as your favourite, it gives him a bad first impression of you LOL 

he struggles to show emotion more than the others, who tend to act out and make rash decisions. i doubt anybody’s seen him cry ever. 

he didn’t peak in high school but he 100% misses who he was back then 

nostalgia is something that consumes him sometimes - if he’s shared a deep connection or memories with you, he won’t forget about you 

he’s literally never been on the wrong side of the law but police sirens make him anxious 

he never wants to be turn out like his dad, but also wants everything his dad created and had and it’s his biggest dilemma 

dogs are and have always been his favourite animal

organisation is a big thing to him. people probably assume kendall is the one who keeps things in check in their apartment, but it’s totally him. cabinets, wardrobes, shelves and everything...he can’t leave it alone if it’s disorganised 

he struggles being spoken down to or feeling like he’s being patronised. it’s the quickest way to piss him off 

he over-thinks everything, even if it doesn’t feel like it 

his worst habit is nail biting. he even had the stuff you put on your fingers as a kid and it didn’t squash it

he’s vegetarian 

if he wasn’t a carmichael, he definitely would’ve gone backpacking and worked from place to place after school but his dad definitely wouldn’t have approved

feeling useful to people is something that makes him feel self-worth 

it’s very rare for him to quit ANYTHING. if he’s committed, he’ll be in it until it comes to a natural end or just forever

NATE

an actual clean freak. he hates mess. 

he doesn’t know if imogen is/was his first love but he definitely considers her his soulmate

when he falls for someone, he falls HARD and will definitely give up some of his own values or change to impress somebody 

he has a lot of opinions and ideas but finds it hard to articulate them, he’s always found it easier to fall into the ‘hot guy’ trope and it’s got him far enough so he can’t complain 

he’s lowkey into zodiac signs and astrology but wouldn’t ever outwardly show it 

he’s VERY domestic; cooking, cleaning handy-work etc. are all strong points of his. it’s rare you’ll find any space he’s living in a mess 

he’s a romantic but quietly. the amount of time he spends thinking about dating/his love life/his future wife/kids scares him sometimes 

if he shouts, he’s not even that mad. when he gives up and just let’s someone go off/or he walks off, that’s usually when he’s hit rock bottom with someone 

big hero 6 is his favourite movie but he says black panther because it’s more acceptable to most LOL 

he suffers with health anxiety; not working out properly, or eating too much junk food will send him on a weird spiral where he’s hard on himself for months 

he always smells good. always. 

he doesn’t like people who act dumb for attention, it’s probably his pet peeve 

his harry potter house is slytherin, i took the test for him. 

he loves all of his sisters but is definitely the closest to evie, it may have something to do with them being the youngest of the 5. 

the thought of having to play any board game upsets him a lot 

if he sleeps over at anybody’s house, he has to bring his own pillow. most people who know him have just accepted it 

even now he’s older, his parents are very much his parents - he hasn’t got that friendly vibe some people get with their parents once they pass 20.

he’s a pretty good chameleon. he can shift and change depending on the crowd he’s with without being too obvious 

#dallas musings #mason musings #nate musings

[helenofsimblr]

Kira: I have a lot to learn about being adult do I? Alright, Mrs “Im an adult” Beacon. What time do you get up in the morning? I get up at 4.30am Monday to Friday and then I go do a shift in the coffee shop for the lowest legal wage possible! Then I have to get to school as fast as I can in time for registration, and usually I get in with like... I dunno, 30 seconds to spare! So before I come to school I go and work! Do you work before school? So yes, Mrs Beacon, I am routinely tired. Then when school ends, I go home, I cook and clean, and then if I have any energy left I might go on the internet for 20 minutes to look at memes, then its bed. Rinse and repeat. 

Sadly, doing homework doesn’t factor into my life, because I am just too tired to do it, and I don’t have any idea what’s going on because, I’ve been sleeping in class in the first place also, I tend to do overtime on weekends for extra money so I literally never get a break. You have no idea how hard my life is, or what me and my brother are going through!

***

Kira then got up out of the chair with such vigor that the chair went flying backward into the desk behind her creating a clang. All the students just watched her in awe almost. Kira snapping had been on the cards for a long time, Lysa was amazed it took so long. Kira stormed up to Mrs Beacon and the two stood in front of each other.

Mrs Beacon: You’re invading my personal space. Get back. Now!

Kira: Fuck you and your personal space! You can call me disorganised, you can say I am a poor student, you can say all that shit, but you do not get to call me lazy! Nobody does. I work, very hard. I know a great deal about being an adult already. i know more about it than any of these other people in the room do. 

Mrs Beacon:  I will go to the principal, I will make it my mission to get you removed not just from this class but from this school. You will pay for this outburst!

***

Kira just scoffed and walked off flinging the door open with as much fervour as she could muster and stormed through it.

Kira: The cheque’s in the mail, bitch.

#ts4 #ts4 story #ts4 legacy story #Tales From the District #season 1 #kira #lysa

[mooncloudsea]

nobody:

not a single soul:

me: my flaws give me CHARACTER so my series arc will be STRONGER

#its because of my bedroom #im too disorganised to clean it #i was arguing with my brother the other day about who has had the stronger character arc #its probably him but he has an unfair advantage being a gay #although i am a Gay too just the bisexual kind #dumb shit #i hate myself #i'm such a dumbass

[goddess-lian]

Modern AU One-shot

Characters: Lian, Maeve, Khan

AO3 Link: here

Summary:  Lian, Maeve, and Khan agree to meet at McDonald's. None of them ever specified which McDonald's.

Lian had promised herself to be more conscious about eating healthily, but she’d had a tough week at work. And with all the pestering from Maeve and Khan she had somehow agreed to meet them at McDonalds after work. They kept telling her to loosen up and relax, and with how stressed she’d been, hanging out with them both had sounded very appealing. Lian had managed to finished work early and although she was striding towards the fast food restaurant with confidence, inside her stomach was turning. She was kind of regretting it because it felt like giving up on her ‘kind of’ diet. However she was already at the end of the street, and she didn’t want to flake out on them both.

She awkwardly pushed a strand of platinum hair behind her ear, idling in front of the glass doors before begrudgingly sighing and stepping inside. The moment she was inside she walked to the furthest corner and chose a booth off to the side. She decided she’d wait for them to turn up first before ordering anything. There was no sign of the others so she settled down on the leather seat and finally allowed her shoulders to lose their tension. This wasn’t so bad, and this McDonalds was quite modern in style and relatively clean. Maybe it wouldn’t be so bad. ——————————— ‘Ding!’ The noise of a new message roused Lian from her thoughts. She’d been waiting for awhile now but hadn’t thought to complain. In fact, she’d just assumed she was way too early. Or Maeve was late, which was often the case. There was no point on lingering on it though as she realised the message was actually from her friends. They better have had a good excuse for not showing up.

-Group Chat- 5:23pm Maeve: Hey losers where r u Khan: wdym. at mcdonalds Maeve: Well so am I and don’t c u guys anywhere Maeve: Wait, u went to the one downtown right Khan: ..... Lian: WHAT! Lian: MAEVE! Khan: im down by china town Lian: KHAN! Maeve: Chill Lian, Where u at? Lian: I’m at 34th Street McDonalds. You know, THE ONE CLOSEST TO MY WORK. Khan: we can come down to where you are Lian: Don’t bother anymore. I don’t want to eat anything now. Maeve: aww come on Lian Khan: plssss. im hungry Lian: Starve. Khan: rude. im ur best friend, you can’t get rid of me Maeve: Just wait there princess Lian: ... ————————— Lian turned her phone off with a sigh, gathering up her bag and preparing herself for a graceful exit. She hated wasting time, and all those minutes spent sitting there were utterly worthless. It didn’t even seem like she was going to eat anything now. Of course she could just make herself a meal at home but the whole plan was ruin. She got up and quietly exited the restaurant, gripping her bag tightly in her hand as she pushed through the doors.

She started walking down the street, high heels clacking all the while. She didn’t mind having to walk back to the apartment, it gave her time to quell the frustration boiling. As much as she tried to not let these things upset her, the utter lack of organisation kind of stung. This was meant to be a fun evening and now she was just leaving hungry.

Lian was so stuck in her irritation that she barely noticed the car pull up beside her, well, until it honked. The tall woman nearly jumped out her skin and was ready to fight whatever idiot was there when she saw Khan and Maeve waving at her from inside the crimson car. Maeve held up some bags of McDonalds triumphantly and Khan looked at Lian with pleading eyes. She rolled her eyes but obliged, pulling open the back door and climbing onto the plush seats.

“I guess we’re having McDonald’s after all?” Lian smirked, folding her arms. She hadn’t totally forgiven them yet. Maeve turned in her seat to grin at her and as much as the white haired woman wanted to remain just a little closed off she couldn’t help but melt instantly. “You bet,” Meave uttered happily while Khan drove off. They turned in the opposite direction to the apartment however and she was about to say something when they pulled up at the park.

Khan pulled over and got out, smiling at the other two. “It’s still a nice evening, so I thought, why not have a picnic in the park to make up for our-” “Idiocy. Tardiness. Disorganisation.” “Well, yeah, that.”

Lian finally said yes and the three of them wandered over to the hill and sat down on the soft grass, sharing their hearty meal of McDonald’s in the end.

#paladins #paladins champions of the realm #pcotr #paladins writing #paladins khan #paladins lian #paladins maeve

[ndksicksxijsksidis]

I’m bored but procrastinating sleeping so I’m gonna make a list of very in-depth new year resolutions so don’t mind me:

• Take👏🏻👏🏻school👏🏻👏🏻more👏🏻👏🏻seriously👏🏻👏🏻 ok so sure, I’m getting ok grades, I’m doing quite well in a few classes. But it’s so obvious how much better I can do, I’m actually going to take on board what my mum and every single teacher has said about me in the past: I have the potential!! I can be intelligent!!! but I need to try hard to reach that potential and I know it’s not just gonna come overnight. There’s certain subjects (e.g. all my sciences and English) that I know I can improve in!! English is more about confidence issues and expressing my opinions, and from now on I’m gonna give myself a target!! I’m gonna answer atleast once in each class. It’s not much I can do it!! I need to stop overreacting at the fact of people “judging me” because like the teacher said on parents evening, there’s a reason I’m in top set!!! I have the capability!!! So I can’t be this bad right? In science I’m just a fucking mess bc I can’t understand it it’s just confusing as heck but I will ask more questions if I’m confused and I need to focus more when I don’t undertanand something, usually when I don’t understand I just give up and instantly switch off but that’s gonna change. In terms of revision I’ll try motivate myself to do just a little bit every day if I don’t have the motivation to do a lot on one day. And I’ll make sure i find my own revision method that works best for me, I’m gonna make sure I do so much better in school now because I remember year 3 when I had my yearly exams and I did so fucking amazing, I want to be able to be proud of myself again instead of putting myself down.

• organisation!!!! this involves school too; @ me don’t fucking leave your homework so last minute it’s such a stupid idea because next thing you know you’re panicking over like 5 homework’s at one time bc you haven’t done any of them and they’re all due in the next two days. My disorganisation leads to so much stress that could easily be avoided if I did (or atleast looked at) my homework the day I get it / a few days before it’s due and not the night before when I’m supposed to be asleep. This also goes for my bedroom because my desks always a mess and then i get too lazy to tidy it bc I’ve left so much on there and i just need to learn to clean up after myself bc wow what a mess.

• P O S I T I V I T Y, there are the few occasions where I think I actually look pretty but that’s when I’ve slapped makeup all over my face, I’m not saying I want to stop makeup all together but I want to feel like I don’t have to put on makeup or straighten my hair to look pretty, which is hard when all your friends and just everyone in your school are slim and beautiful and look exactly like what you want to look like, especially when you see people you love and think are beautiful criticising themselves because they don’t know how much you want to be like them? If I’m not wearing makeup and I haven’t done anything with my hair I have such a negative image of myself, I hate my face and my body, no I’m not “obese” but I’m significantly more overweight than all the people I know my age, and it shows so much that I get upset about it? And I’ve been called fat in the past including by my dad so that doesn’t really help with the negative self image but I just have to learn to love myself!! I also absolutely despise my personality, I hate my voice and every single thing that comes out of my mouth and I just want to be happy with who I am as a person.

• Stop panicking over stuff that’s unnecessary: I get very easily worked up about stuff, whether it’s the thought of someone secretly hating me or getting stressed because I can’t get a question right. Despite my determination to do everything well I need to accept I can’t do everything right, i can’t control who likes me and to be honest why should I care? Because 1) me thinking a certain person hates me for no reason is just me overthinking because im self conscious and 2) if someone does hate me for nothing then fuck them!! They don’t deserve me anyways!! Not everything’s gonna go my way and I have to accept it, I have to let stuff just happen and try not to get sad about it.

• Lose weight - even tho I wanna build my self confidence and be confident with my body whatever It looks like, I’m still going to try and lose weight (which I say every year and then don’t do but like,,, this years going to be my year ok fight me) this isn’t the most major resolution but it would be nice and build my confidence a lot!! It would also be a great “fuck you” to my dad and everyone who’s ever shamed me for my weight.

I have more but they’re more personal and also I just can’t be bothered so bye I’m 99.9% sure no one read this

[dirt-mccracken]

answer all the numbers

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"IT'S NOT COMING OFF!" with Tjeffs and Hamilton ^^

[This was intended to be uploaded yesterday, for TJeffs bday] 

This is a Modern Day AU, with an established relationship. I apologise for my sporadic shifts between using the name Thomas and then changing it to Jefferson, but I suppose it doesn’t matter.

It’s was written on my phone, so is probably a little rushed and disorganised. Constructive criticism is appreciated. Also it’s a little NSFW.

Enjoy!

It was that day in the year again. It was time for everyone to stop, to pause im their own trivial pursuits, and gift their attention to none other than Thomas Jefferson.

At least, that’s what he believed, because today was his birthday. And stars forbid anyone think of such a day as anything else! There were balloons plastered about the place, dubious amounts of alcohol and expensive food, and an odd choice in music blaring from the stereos. It was so loud anyone within a mile radius must have heard it.  

As was the norm, Alexander, with a drink in hand and a certain redness to his cheeks, was standing on the table and ranting about…something. Jefferson didn’t care to hear, really, because it was probably the same drunken rabble that he often set about doing whenever they had a party.

“Aleex!”, Jefferson had to shout over the music, and didn’t like the way that his own voice slurred. “Get off the table!”

Alex pointed him a glare. “I live here too, asshole. We share it?”

“Fuck off it’s my party!”

Alexander seemed to be taken back by this statement, something which made Jefferson feel smug (it showed in his toothy grin, no doubt).

Alexander slumped off the table, yelling “I BROUGHT THE ALCOHOL!” As if what he was saying actually had any merit.

These witty and slurred remarks continued long into the night, but neither of them really took it to heart. The were both too drunk and too used to it by now. Eventually all of their guests had left, and by this time, Jefferson was in a sea of wrapping paper and discarded gifts.

“I’m so loved” Jefferson said from beneath the mound of gift wrap. Alexander was fishing through the pile sloppily, trying to find his boyfriend to no avail. He did find a new pair of socks, though, which were from…he narrowed his eyes. Maddison. Nice.

“Are you sleeping in that?” Alexander asked, and squawked lightly when there was a sudden shift in the mountain of gifts. His vision was a little unfocused anyway, but he could see Jefferson’s poofy hair and cat-like grin. He could spot those features anywhere. “Oh. Hi.”

“I’m not tireeeed” Jefferson stated plainly, pouting a little. Alexander would have laughed at the man if not for a sudden image, an idea, which clicked into his mind. It was perfect.

“Hey,” Alex began, trying his best to make his tone suggestive. He doubted it worked. He had probably had a little too much to drink, after all. “I’ve got one more present for you. Upstairs”.

“Oh?” Jefferson smirked, and from that moment Alex knew he had him. A familiar twirling, warming sensation pooled deep within Alex’s abdomen, and of all things, he giggled. Lord help him. “Might I just have it mow?” He asked in a low tone, leaning forward and devouring Alex’s mouth with his own. Alex would have begged to be taken right there if not for a glorious plan forming within his brain.

“Ahh– wait, wait–” Alex groaned, and Jefferson decided to place his leg in between Alex’s thighs, which really wasn’t helping. He hissed, “Waaait”

“I am impatient,” Jefferson growled, and Alex could practically feel that glorious grin lighting up his features. It took everything in him to stop moaning aloud.

“Clean up some of the gift wrap here, meet me upstairs in 5 minutes,” Alex said, leaning forward and kissing, grazing his teeth along Jefferson’s neck. He was delighted with the shiver he got as response.

Needless to say, cleaning up the gift paper downstairs was near impossible. He was so distracted, wracked with thoughts of Alex, of his body, of whatever it was he had in mind for him. The tight sensation in his trousers did nothing to alleviate his thoughts, and he was ever so tempted to just get off right then and there. He really was impatient. But he would restrain himself for Alex– he loved that man so much, the things he did to him and his body.

As soon as five minutes exactly had passed (yes, he was counting the seconds go by), he pretty launched himself up the stairs and towards their bedroom. He stopped outside for a second, trying to collect himself, and had to remind himself how to breathe.

Them he opened the door, and oh stars above, he could never forget such a glorious sight.

Stretched out on the bed, with one arm supporting his head and a dazzling smirk twirled upon his lips, was Alex.  

Naked.

That was enough– it had always, always been enough– but Alex was hard, and…oh fuck. Was that a–

“Mm,” Alex grinned. “Want to come an unwrap your present?” He purred, emphasising the last word.

“Fuck, Alex–” he huffed, taking in the sight of Alex’ member, glorious as it might been already, tied neatly with a…purple bow. Of course. Just for him.  

Alex chuckled, ravished at the right of his boyfriend so worked up. “Happy birthday”

“Yeah, sure, just– wow.” Jefferson approached the bed, all wide-eyed and blushing a deep crimson. He went to speak again, to say something else in awe of this beautiful and incredibly sexy person before him, before he was cut off with a mouth on his and a moan escaping the back of his throat.

“Please,” Alex begged, pulling back with a look on his face tha screamed desperation. “I’ve been waiting for you already.”

And that was all Thomas needed. He leant down, practically collapsed to his knees, and, whilst he wanted to stare, to take it all in and ingrain this image into hiss brain, he was kind enough to press small kisses and to suck gently at Alex’s thighs.  

Alex’s hands instinctively found Jefferson’s hair, and hr gripped onto it with a certain roughness. He was panting already, his voice breathy as he said, “Stop being such a tease”,

Jefferson chuckled, and responded by moving his tongue to Alex’s throbbing member, carefully guiding it up and down his length. This produced a stifled moan from Alex, a sound which never failed to get him hungry.

He carefully guided his teeth to the bow, gentle so as to not hurt Alex, and gave it a small tug.

“Owww, fuck”, Alex groaned, tugging on Thomas hair in response. “Be c-careful.”

“Mmsorry”, was all Jefferson could respond because his mouth was too preoccupied with removing this bow. Which, in all honesty, was beautiful, but was now just an obstacle from his prize.

When his mouth didn’t work, he went to use his hands, an action which made Alex whine and buck his hips a little.

“Fuck, Thomas, what are you doing?” Alex asked, his voice clouded with lust (and probably still alcohol).

“Alex”, Thomas began, the roughness to his voice being lost slightly. Alex noticed this, and opened his eye to peep down at him. “Uh, I don’t want to alarm you–”

“What?” Alex groaned. “Just take it off, fuck”

“it’s not coming off?”

For some reason, this made Jefferson’s laugh, an action which sent bursts of his moist breath onto Alex’s member. He hummed a little, but more in frustration than anything. “What do you mean, it’s not coming off? Fuck, just get me off–”

“The bow! It’s not coming off?”

“Shit what?” Alex said, a little more sober this time. He looked down and would have been irrevocably in love with the right of Thomas between his legs, had he not heard his last words. He gently tugged on the bow string, hissing at the pain and then cursing when he couldn’t get it off. “Fuck this hurts”

Jefferson stood back, examined Alexander, and then laughed a little too loud for comfort. “Oh! My! God! It’s not coming off, hahahaha,”

“You’re a fucking ass, Thomas Jefferson. This isn’t meant to be funny!”

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry–” he approached Alex with the intent of embracing him, but was met only with a frowning and pouting man. How cute. “I know you did this for me baby, and it’s sweet, but–” He grinned. “Fuck, your face.”

“Just go get some scissors, this hurts like shit”

#jamilton #this is my JAMilton #ok sorry #jam #mmmm #hamilton #jefferson #i cant be bothered to tag #fanfic #done #ohanon #anon #prompt

[arledrone]

okay yuuki’s fam post is just gonna get put into bullet points bc im a useless depressant 

 he initially lived with his parents, and had an interest in volleyball

so like, naturally shujin sounds rly promising bc Ohh Super Good Volleyball Team (honey you are in for a STORM)

but like.  his immediate family lives closer to kosei, and his parents aren’t into the whole moving or commuting thing just for a school

his parents aren’t bad persay but they’re super practical, careful people.  with careful jobs.  and careful interests.

in comes his older cousin who we’ll call Mio.  she is not a careful person.  not careless. but she’s very outgoing and shit.  she’s a recent graduate of kosei and the most she has to say about it is that it and its staff/student body are pretentious.

although she generally minds her own business, she does get concerned about the Kamoshida incident.  she isn’t much to apologise for not realising what was really happening to Yuuki (who assures her there were definitely people getting worse treatment than him), but she keeps a closer eye on him from then on.  she never hovers over him, though.

she’s fairly open to helping him with homework.  depending on the subject.  on the flipside yuuki is not against being an occasional guinea pig for her makeover ideas, and there’s always remover close at hand.  and never pictures floating around.

Mio works as a beautician outside of Shibuya.  she’s never really told yuuki where the salon is.  she’s also big on fashion.  

when Kaneshiro’s around, she minimises any travelling there greatly.  she isn’t keen on Shinjuku either.

so she takes this younger cousin of hers in since she lives fairly close to shibuya.  her job pays decently, but she’s mindful of their habits so that it can help support them.  

generally she hates fast food.  bad for complexions and all.  as a result yuuki usually finds things like fruit salads and lean meats for his meals when mio is busy at work/with friends.  she’s not a bad cook, just doesn’t have the time for elaborate things.

when she’s really lazy tired, she can settle with simple, light tv dinners

yes, she is that person that dresses up to go grocery shopping but sports the messy bun aesthetic at home.

that said she is shit at cleaning.  she can handle dishes and laundry.  that is it.  yuuki moves into a very disorganised flat.  it’s a one bedroom flat.  Mio isn’t about to give up her room for her younger cousin.  but she does designate him a free space, formerly the dining room, that he can use as a makeshift bedroom.  complete with a bed and some dividers to give him needed privacy.  yuuki thinks it’s pretty cool he can decorate the space however he wants.

the donations yuuki gets from the phan-site alleviate a lot of stress on him personally since it gives him a bit of personal leeway that isn’t leaning on his cousin.

he and his cousin, despite living in the same house, aren’t particularly close.  Mio’s just a nice woman letting her cousin pursue his interest at shujin.  mio is usually very into her own thing, to the point of being self-centred and inobservant (as noted when yuuki starts getting injuries during volleyball.  she’s quick to dismiss it as a sports thing.  something she won’t touch with a ten foot pole bc Sweat is Gross).  So, generally she leaves him to his own thing, and vice versa.

Mio tends to get on Yuuki’s case if she thinks he’s using the computer too long.  especially at night.  both bc he needs sleep, the monitor light spills into her room where she needs Complete Darkness for Beauty Sleep.  and also bc that electric/internet bill don’t pay itself.  

she generally doesn’t get the whole kerfluffle about the Phantom Thieves, so she’s entirely disconnected from Yuuki’s newfound interest and, essentially, job as their manager.  She does acknowledge the subtle to abrupt change in him, but mostly minds her own business seeing as Yuuki isn’t causing shit that affects their home situation.  she does however sometimes just go “Aren’t boys your age supposed to be interested in anime or crappy visual novels?” before quickly shrugging and leaving him be.

Compared to Mio, who has a very active social life and vibrant atmosphere towards her, Yuuki feels like he really pales in comparison to her.  Especially mixing with having to depend on her to attend a high school that later ended being a danger to him.  and very quickly.  if it weren’t for PT and Akinari he’d probs completely regret attending Shujin.

he still kinda feels way less interesting in her even after maxing his confidant, but it’s easier to deal with, in a way.

so like.  Yuuki and his cousin aren’t on terrible terms at all.  they have nice little chats during meals and shit.  They’re just not close.  Mio just let him stay with her for school.  she’s nice, but no humanitarian.  Yuuki mostly appreciates her efforts nonetheless, even if she does contribute to his complex over seeming boring.

that’s it.  they live together.  eat together.  sometimes talk together for long times.  but they mostly have their own interests that they’re very focused on.  so they leave each other be and just support each other in little ways.  in a way, it’s cosy.

#p5 suou au #mio isn't perfect and yuuki isn't 100% close to her but it works out for them

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writing excercise - saturday- objects shoes death

i ask for permission here to enter. to listen deeply. and free write listening to and reciving all that is.guide me. om a bird a a motor bie bikes a shoulder tensed a breath deeper than usualan belly that feels folded a n incessant squirrel a nose about to run a car the passes by a hair pulled back too tight a thumb long and slendersounds outside a veil ner the ears like my thought dont want to be seenwall veil. claps on the road of a woman walkingnot. a manin pastel  oranigsh a color i dont have word for mint next to the drooping pondi plantwhat did i expect that i would open the page and words would flow out and stream. When i opened the word doc and it didnt open twice it felt like i could be being denied permissin. but i perssit anyways. when to listen ? when to keep going and when to listen to the signs and stop?Rajiv is inhis room. I wish ehe gets up and abouti can feel the hammock near my pelvis or something like the hammockdeath. is a reality. no running away from it. so manything is n my cupboard full, unorganised, pile up that i dont want to take look at . Pendings. because i dont want to look at them. pots filled with mud that are waiting for seeds. komucha culture waiting for the new batch of tea, cupboard waiting to be arranged, a play waiting to be written, its tlike all these things are waiting for me to show up. house waiting to be cleaned. firends waiting to be called. all there things waiting on me. and i dont want to show up. because , i dont know. wat do i mean by i dont knowi dont ...i dont want to know. if i know thne il l have to do something babou t it, no - in kalpitas voice.  also noors. confusion and disorganisation veils. so does organisation in certain ways. waiting.. surrounding me, like a coutiers around a king. is that that it is - keeping things pending gives me a sense of identity power, like i am being waited on? how ridiculous. and contra - because i know another part of me that derives power from being super efficient cold and precise. being human isnt easy, i feel im learning to be human. when i should by default be one. notice the core. sneeze sneeze. many sneezes is it the amla or the cornawhatever it is, death is real, level change is real changing of form is real. i lookat the objects and i suppose they are objects because there is this idea of independence and permanance to them. that they have, in my mind a very clear coming into being and an very real presence and function and an end date that is unforseeable, but are not on any journey. they seems fixed in my perception. what happens if i look a the objects too on a jouney of coming into form and changing form? no fixed expirey date - like moving on. then they stop being objects. become...processes. like me. like a tree. even a dead chicken becomes process. a cup, my juggling balls. when did this idea of object appear, i wonder. this idea of fixed in the ever transient? object - is the close translation  - Vasthu? va-sthu.varnam vasthu vanyam vadav vindon ravindrans face appears. i wonder if he will approve of my thinking and my thoughts and who i am. validation from vinod. va. vasthu. so crontra to waht rajiv calles people.creaturefeels so alive like an endearment - and -vasthu, sounds abuse.  thu!! like hopeless what do i mean by hopeless. the like fixed. unchanging. cant adapt andt evolved. fixed ints place. eash a mountain? no mountian is ever rising even if we cant perciev eit no?and sometimes shakes and opens and there is a lot going on there even if i cant see it? so then what do i mean by vastu being hopeless?vastu feels unfriendly.having only one vantage, on epoint of view tha tit holds on to for dear life. i am a cup. i will always be a cup. i dont want to be anything else but a cup. i was a cup, i am a cup, i will forever be a cup. a vasthu belive that it will nver die, its form wont change. aaa. yea. it has no reason to belive thati am reminded of the story of rajiv's- where he tells the story of the shoe. the shoeis still a shoe. it has changed funtion, but it hasnt reflected on changing form. the leather and thread and sole where it came from, where the leather and sole are going. what happens when the form ceasesfrom the feet to a gentle pedestal. is but a blink is the eye....where is the rest of the story of the vasthu? can one perceive it?. Object is a particleProcess is a waveto percieve a wave you need continuous unbroken attention.to purely perceive an object as a process i need continuous unbroken attention. like guguruji saying the tree in the seed.to percive it all as an independent moment and as contiuous process simulatenous- is powerful. cant shift the play.  can shift the play. i try to write can and cant appears now.i practise so little observation thesedays that it all feels like disrete broken non flow. the i near my chest belwo my throat. some more vinod ravindran? Imprivisation demands i act. move. stay process. I hate it. I want to stay a vasthu. no i dont.  such relief comes from response.old man got tea. -- i leave the space in gratitude and for the teaching. and for the ability - having the reserves and resources to respond to an instinct. before thought set in.om. the audience is not out there, but me.the audence may also be out there, but is is also me how the corporates and systems have corruped this idea of comings and goung- this eternal journey into strange language of goal settings and acheivements and golden eggs. fuck.vinod again. i must just pick up the phone and call him. there i am doing it.so scary.that i feel emotionalwho is observing the emotionalhe cut the call. thank god. throat. and so strange that he not curious as to wha ti want from him. 

[movingagainau]

Interstate Removals Cleaning

Top Ten Items to Keep Your Home Organised

Even the most frugal person I know will occasionally splurge on an item that will help her keep more organised. Here are some of my favorite organizational tools for the home. 1) Lazy Susan Thanks to the soul who invented this little item! They're cheap, and help keep spices, bottles, and condiments neatly arranged and at your fingertips. Use them in the pantry, in cabinets, on the kitchen table - they're absolutely life savers when it comes to staying organised. 2) Plastic Basket for Lids Plastic containers - a double edged sword! One the one hand they keep me organised and save tons of time in the kitchen, especially. But searching through ten thousand lids that don't fit can drive a person nutty. I use a plastic basket for all my lids so they're in one spot when I go looking. 3) A Triple Swing-out Towel Holder Put these under your kitchen and bathroom sinks to save space and keep your sink area uncluttered. Use it to hold towels, cleaning rags, trash bags, etc. 4) Laundry Hooks Place a few strong adhesive hooks in the laundry room - these can be used for hanging coats, clothes, etc. Hooks are great to hang up mops, brooms and other cleaning supplies, too. 5) Plastic Baggies with Zipper Locks How did our ancestors survive without them? Baggies are perfect to store small toys, puzzle pieces, and any little items that go together in one spot. The two-gallon sized ones are my favorite. 6) A Labeler These don't have to be expensive to work. And having containers and shelf spaces labeled is a great way to help children keep their items organised, as well as yourself. Do yourself a favor – use a labeler for a week, and you'll wonder hoe you ever lived without one. 7) A Compartment Tray for Your Junk Drawer Occasionally, I actually open my junk drawer to search for something! Having miscellaneous items in little compartments of the tray will save you time and frustration when you go searching. 8) A TV Remote Holder How much time have you wasted looking for this little item? Make or purchase a holder for your remote, or put Velcro on the back and stick it someplace near the couch. 9) Laundry Sorting Bin Less than ten bucks, these bins help keep your dirty laundry organised, so that when you're ready to wash the whites, they're all in the same spot. No more digging through a giant hamper to find the right clothes! This makes laundry time so much simpler! 10) Two-tiered Spice Racks These cabinet organisers save time and hassle in the kitchen. How many times have you searched for the oregano - behind the cinnamon, no - the nutmeg...Wait -where was the nutmeg? You get the idea. These items are by no means all the great organising tools out there, but they're my choices for time saving and hassle free living!   ================================================================= Do you shudder when you think of people coming over to visit unannounced? Do you panic when you get a message on your answering machine that family is coming and they left 4 hours ago (and its a 5 hour trip)? Do you try to clean before your cleaning lady comes? Can you not afford a cleaning lady and try to do it yourself, ending up discouraged, frustrated, and thinking its just impossible?. The real key here is to take it a step at a time. Take it at your own pace. This IS a fight that you CAN and WILL win! You will have to commit to having less stuff if your home and letting go of the sacred-cows you've hung on to for all these years (but please note that these cows haven't lifted a finger to help you get organized or clean they only collect dust and take up space!). This isnt having Clean Sweep come to your home and do the work for you its all *your* work. Don't worry. It can all be done in a few minutes each day. Yes, you, too can occupy a relatively clean environment as long as you relax and let go of "it's-got-to-be-perfect-itis". Ready for step one? Good. We're going to De-clutter first - set a timer and put on some energizing music to get you going. Decide that you're only going to De-clutter for 15 minutes in one certain room. Then if you want to work longer, say, another round of 15 minutes, you can. But you don't have to. This helps you get motivated, even when you feel like cleaning is the last thing you'd want to tackle. Yep- psyche yourself out. Go from room to room one day, just De-cluttering - 15 minutes in each room. Some rooms might take only five minutes - there's a good feeling! Others might take 30 minutes before you can walk through the room without tripping over something. It'll all average out. Then on day two, go back to your first room and surface clean. Wipe off counters, sinks, flat surfaces. Then spot vacuum. If there's a stain on the kitchen floor, spot clean that baby. Day three, pick another room. Day four, still another. If you're so motivated one day and get on a roll, surface clean two rooms. After you've De-cluttered, were going to take fifteen minutes a day and do some deeper cleaning in each room. You know, vacuuming thoroughly, dusting, swatting away cobwebs, etc. Now, if you just repeat this simple schedule, you've got a house that would at least make the grade on a pass-fail system. That takes a load off your mind and alleviates stress in your family relationships. Remember, its better to do a little each day and get the job done, than to stress out in an embarrassingly cluttered environment because you're too overwhelmed to even start. Go ahead set that timer! ===============  

Where should you start.

Start in The Laundry Room   While some home-organization gurus will tell you to start in the kitchen, I'm going to advise beginning in another area. The kitchen will be the third place we attack and this doesn't make it less important, but I will explain why I'm starting elsewhere. First, if you look around your home, you probably see lots of clothes. Am I right? You've got clothes in closets, you've got clothes in piles (meaning to put them away and not having time, eventually just pulling them out of the pile and wearing them), and you've got clothes in laundry baskets. You might even have rumpled clothes in the dryer or (heaven forbid!) the washer. If its the former, the clothes are only rumpled. If its the latter, theyre probably rumpled AND smelly and (potentially) mildew-y. Yuck! Somewhere in this mountain of laundry, dirty, clean, or otherwise, is your home. And Im guessing that if you have a laundry room, you keep the door closed, as there are multiple mountains piling up in there. If you dont have a laundry room but have a laundry closet (with room for the washer, dryer, and some shelves), Im betting you havent seen the top of your dryer for weeks or even months. Its covered in rumpled clothes and towels, right? Have you guessed where were starting? Thats right! The laundry area of your home. And here why: if you get your laundry room cleaned and organised, you'll be much more apt to actually DO the laundry that plagues you and helps your home to be disorganised. And because you wont want to undo the work youve done in the laundry room, you're more likely to fold the laundry when its done, and put it away. Theres something that's a breath of fresh air about a straightened laundry room sort of like when you walk in to a closet where everything is hanging neatly.

So start with small steps:

1) Can you see the floor? No? Then pick up whats on the floor and put it in laundry baskets. If you don't have enough laundry baskets to accomplish this, then just sort the things in to piles outside the laundry room. I make piles of light clothes, whites, darks, and towels/rags. 2) Can you see the top of the dryer? If not, put the excess clothes in the aforementioned piles. Grab one rag to dust and have two plastic grocery bagsone to collect junk, and the other for later. Dust the dryer from the lint-leftovers and use a little window-cleaner if it doesnt come off readily. Dont neglect the area where the start button is that can be grimy, too! 3) Can you see the top of the washer? If not, repeat the steps in #2, using the window cleaner if necessary. Okay - now youve got your washer & dryer cleaned off. Congratulations! Lets continue to take small steps in the laundry room 4) Now take a critical look at your supply-shelf(vs) . Do you have empty bottles or boxes lying around from spent detergent and/or fabric softener? Clean those out. Use that grocery bag that you've put excess dryer lint in and pitch those empties. Then organise whats left. If you need to add things to your shopping list, now is the time now you know what you've got and what you need to buy. When you organise your supplies, I recommend putting the detergent and any liquid softener above the (gasp!) washer. Make it easy to reach. Put the dryer sheets over the dryer why reach more than you have to? If your shelves are higher than you'd like, use the top ledge of your washer & dryer to hold supplies! Ive never seen a washer and dryer that don't butt up to a wall for the electrical plugs they need. So use that space to your advantage. Put the detergent box or bottle on the top of the washer, along with whatever other washing supplemental you have. Put the dryer sheets on the top of the dryer so you dont forget and end up with a load of static cling! 5) Trash Bags If you have wire-shelves above your washer & dryer, youve got a built-in place to hang a trash bag. Use that extra grocery-sack and cut one of the handles in half. Then tie those two ends around some of the wire-shelf and use the bag to collect dryer lint and empty containers from your emptied laundry supplies. When its full, cut it down and put it in the trash and put up a new one. 6) Now look at your floor Does it need sweeping? If so, grab a broom and sweep. It wont take you more than 5 minutes and you'll feel much better about your room and your work especially if something you've just washed falls on the floor as you're transferring stuff to the dryer. 7) Congratulations! You've done the preliminary work of organising your homeyou won the battle in your laundry room! Take a 15 minute break and enjoy this victory. Then start the task of doing the excess laundry that youve been collectingone pile at a time. When the first is done, swap it out immediately to your dryer or to hangers, if thats more appropriate. Take it one pile at a timein other words, small steps! Soon, youll find that it really only takes 5-10 minutes to fold warm clothes from the dryer and put them in laundry baskets, ready to transfer to the appropriate rooms, closets, and drawers. The rewards are huge herekeep up on it (one load every day) and youll win the war against the mountain of clothes in your home. --------- Im so proud of you committing to organise your home is the first step in actually doing it! Lets hit the Linen Closet! ? If you have excess laundry to deal with, you probably have a linen closet that is less than user-friendly. Once you have clean towels, rags, and other linens to put away, you wont do it if your destination is less-than-appealing. So lets organise it! This is the first place where you'll have to be brutally honest with yourself about what you keep and what you get rid of. When I say, get rid of, I don't necessarily mean it ends in the trash”if its towels, bedding, etc., that are in bad condition, your local animal shelter would be grateful for your donation. They always need things for the dogs and cats to lay on in their runs and crates, and your cast-offs in this area will be eagerly accepted. 1. Take stock of what you have for shelves. Do you have wooden or wire shelves? Do you have problems with things falling through if you have wire shelves? If so, you don't have to worry and go buy scrap wood to line the shelves with a simple piece of shelf-lining (you know, that bumpy green stuff that comes in rolls) will lay nicely and prevent small things from falling through. If necessary, put some of that down. 2. Now take a look and see what youve got in terms of extra bedding. How many beds in your home? You should have a minimum of 1 extra bedding-set for each bed, a maximum of 2. Think about it before you start to write me and tell me why you need 6 sets of bedding for each bed”if you have small children who have nighttime accidents (or get the stomach flu in the middle of the night), you might have to change sheets in the morning (or the middle of the night if its barf!), and you'll have some clean ones to put on. You'll put the dirty ones in the washer and get the machine started on that task. Then you'll swap things to the dryer. You'll still have clean sheets on the bed and if you've got 2 extra sets, another clean one in the linen closet. So now with that argument won, go through your bedding. Do you have mis-matched pieces? If so, put them in the donation pile. Do you have twin pieces mixed in with king pieces? If so, separate them in to piles. Make sure everything is folded (Ill give you a pass on the fitted sheets”those are impossible to fold neatly!). Now set aside one or two shelves for your bedding. Make sure that the bedding for the queen bed is not piled up with the stuff for the crib or twin bed. You can fold the stuff in squares or fold it in to long rectangles and then roll it. Either way is acceptable”it just depends on how much space you've got. Now we move on to towels and other things in your linen closet¦. 3. Take stock of your towels, washcloths, and other terrycloth things. Do you have towels that are holey or bleach-stained? Do you have towels that arent very absorbent from using too much fabric softener? Do you have towels that don't match your current bathroom  Donate them. Keep only that which matches your décor (unless you turn it in to a rag), and only that which wouldn't embarrass you to put out for guests when they visit. That should pare down your towel collection to a more manageable number. I cant tell you an exact number that is appropriate here”that depends on how many members are in your family. What I can suggest is 2 towels per person”one that's currently hanging in the bathroom and one clean one that can be conscripted in to service when the current one is in the wash. Do you have washcloths? One for every-other day of the week would be appropriate”many people dont use them anymore, in this age of scrubbies, poufs, and other facial cleansing methods. 4.Do you have a rag-pile (or kitchen-towel pile) in your linen closet? If so, fold those and put them on a shelf that's easy to access. You'll use those most frequently, so make them easy to reach and use. Again, sort through and see whats in reasonable condition and put the rest in the pile for the animal shelter. 5. What other things are in your linen closet? Do you have table linens there? If so, do you know whats there? Are they neat enough that when you need them you dont have to go digging and put the iron on œfry it silly to get the wrinkles out? If any of the above is true, pull them out, wash, sort, keep only the best, and fold (or press) them quickly and put them away. 6.Finally, if you have other miscellaneous things (doilies, candlesticks, etc.) in your linen closet, set a shelf aside for those things. If you don't have a full shelf to ascribe to them, use a shelf thats only half-full of other items. Again, sort through and keep only what youre in love with”anything else can be donated to a charity-resale shop, given to siblings, or sold on eBay. Don't keep things just in case great-aunt Mildred comes by”she wont, and if she does, she probably wont remember what it was. Remember, you're organising your home so that its not just a house of stuff for your family. Thats much more important than not offending a distant relative! Congratulations you've won the battle with your linen closet. Isn't it such a nice feeling to open up a closet and not be in danger of the falling towel zone?..   +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Arguably, the kitchen is the heart of the home. We cook there, eat there (hopefully as a family), entertain there, chat at the table, do homework, and any number of other family-related things. A disorganised kitchen discourages us from doing the above; we don™t want to cook and eating will likely then take place in front of the TV. We don't want to entertain others or sit and chat because the clutter distracts us and makes us feel ashamed of not keeping things in better order. So lets get to it! Please understand that this room CANNOT be done in one day or in one chunk of time. I'm willing to bet it took more than one day for your kitchen to look the way it does so it will take more than one day to un-do it. Be patient and attack these different tasks in small chunks of time small steps! You'll find that as each one is done that you'll be motivated to do another and another. And then when its all done, you™ll not want to mess it up, and so be motivated to keep it organised! Oh happy day! 1) Unload your dishwasher. If your dishwasher is full of clean dishes and not put away, you won™t have a place to put your dirty dishes as you clean up. If you don™t have a dishwasher, take a look at your sink. If you've got clean dishes in your dish rack, put them away now. Then move your dish rack to the counter and put an empty dishpan under the sink. You'll see why as we keep going. 2) Take a look at your counter tops. Are they piled high with papers, dishes (dirty), and appliances (some you haven™t used in weeks or months)? Are they stained (underneath the stuff on them)? Lets clear off one counter top at a time. Pick your smallest one and clear everything off. Put it on a table or other surface where you can go through the things. Put the dirty dishes in the dishwasher (or dishpan under your sink), go through the papers (junk mail = trash can, bills go to the study, etc.). Put the other miscellaneous things you've found in separate piles to be schlepped to the appropriate rooms where they belong. Then look at the naked counter top. Take a cleaner of your choice (I love the Lysol disinfecting wipes, but you could use a spray cleaner, a bleach cleaner, or simple window cleaner) and a rag and start wiping from back to front. Sweep the crumbs in to the garbage can. Now put only the things which are *necessary* back on the counter. That means no excess paperwork, no hair bows, etc. If you need space for a coffee maker or other small appliance, you now have it! 3) Move to the next counter and repeat the same steps as above. So you've survived the cleaning of your counters. Great! These next few steps will require an honest look about your kitchen and an honest appraisal of your culinary skills and commitment to cooking. Not if you will cook, but how you will (or do) cook. Remember to use small steps!   4. If you have a dishwasher (or dishpan under your sink) and its now filled with dirty dishes, now is the time to get it running. Put the detergent in and set that baby to pots & pans. It uses more water, but if your dishes have been sitting for a while, they™ll need the extra strength of that cycle to get sparkling clean. You don™t have to use the dry-cycle it eats up energy and makes your dishes too hot to handle. When the dishwasher is done, open the door and let the dishes cool *briefly* before putting them away. Do the last step quickly”if you keep the dishwasher empty when the dishes are clean, you've won a large portion of the battle to keep your kitchen organised. If you have a dishpan thats full of dishes, move the pan up to the sink and start washing. Dry them quickly and put the dishes away”then move your dishpan to its spot under the sink for collection of future dishes. 5. Take a look at your kitchen appliances on the counter (or up above the cabinets). Do you have too many things that you hardly ever use, but collect dust and kitchen grease? Take an honest assessment of what you have and when you last used the item(s). If you haven™t used it in a while or don™t plan to use it in the near future, donate, sell, give it away, or pitch it. Take a look at the cast-iron skillet you have but haven™t used in God-knows-how-long. Useful, yes. In your life? Maybe not. Be honest and be brutal. You™ll end up with kitchen appliances that you love and that are useful, not clutter. 6. Now look at your sink. How grimy is it? Take a good steel wool soap pad and scrub that bad boy out! If you've got a porcelain sink, dot use a steel wool pad, but do use a gentle abrasive. If you don™t have a cleaner on hand to do it, sprinkle a good portion of baking soda on your sink and use a wet rag. Rub the baking soda paste (created with the water from the rag) in circles and when you've completed the whole sink, rinse the remainder down the drain. Regardless of what type of sink you have, once you've given it a good scrub, pull out the window cleaner and a dry rag. Shine up the faucet and inside of the sink (if its chrome). Dry it all out and your sink will shine! I dare you to put a bunch of dirty dishes in it after that! So now you have cleaned off counters, only the appliances you need and love, and a shiny sink. You are on your way! Remember small steps get the jobs done! 7. Take a look at your cabinets. Are they clean? I'm not talking about the insides (yet!), but the outsides. If they have built-up grime on them, take a cleaner and rag and wipe them down. Youll be amazed at how different they look and how dirty that rag will be! 8. Now lets talk about the front of your large appliances. Fingerprints are fingerprint sit doesn't matter if its on an avocado-colored refrigerator or a chrome-colored one. Take some window-cleaner and 5 minutes on each appliance and spray ˜em down. Wipe them clean, and don't forget the small crevices where crumbs hide. Remember you're not doing the insides, just the outsides! Hit the refrigerator, the stove, the dishwasher, and anything else that fronts in the kitchen that I might not have mentioned. 9. Now take a look at your kitchen table & chairs. When was the last time you washed them down? Is there food stuck to them that is of questionable origins or dates? This will probably take more than 15 minutes, but take a rag and a bottle of cleaner. Spray the chair from the bottom rungs to the seat and up to the top. Let it stand for 2 or 3 minutes and spray down the next chair. Go back to the first one and start rubbing with the rag. You'll be amazed at what comes off and how clean the chair becomes! Repeat each step until all the chairs are done. Then spray down the table legs. Same procedure spray, let it sit, rub and wipe. Now your chairs and table are clean enough to eat off of! 10. Take a gander at your floor. Dismal, huh? Start small sweep it with a broom and dustpan. Move the things that are up against the wall, but don't feel obligated to sweep with your toothbrush. In other words, don't obsess about the crevices do the best you can with a regular broom. Sweep in to small piles to make pick-up easier and transport the dirt & crumbs to the trash can. Now take out a mop. I don't care if its a rag mop, a sponge mop, or a Sniffer mop. You don't have to mop like your mother did just wet the floor with a cleaner and wipe up the dirt. Remember even chores that aren't done right (according to how you were taught) but are *done* still bless your home and your family! Let your floor dry and take a break. By now, the surface areas of your kitchen are clean. Just a few more steps and you're done in this room! ? 11. Were gonna get down and dirty here: under your sink! Most people keep cleaning supplies under there; some keep garbage cans, and still others, appliances. No matter whats under your sink, tackle it! If its cleaning supplies, look and see what you've used and never used and whats just dried out and old. Pitch what you don't use, wont use, or is old. organise your cabinet in the way that's best suited to you what you use the most up front, whats less-frequently used in back. If you don't have a dishwasher, remember to leave room for your empty dishpan to collect dirty dishes. 12. Next is your dish cabinet(s). However many of them you have, you probably don't use everything in them. Be brutally honest here: if you haven't used it recently, you probably don't need it. And I'm certain that if you offered it to someone else who was just starting out, they *could* use it. Consider looking up a Free cycle group in your area (www.freecycle.org) and joining. Its free and keeps things that still have life in them (but no use in your home) going around. Pare down to 8-12 place settings with your dishes; serving dishes are necessary, but no one needs 7 serving dishes that are the same size. If you're cramped for space, consider how much more relaxed you'll be when you open your cabinets and can actually FIND what you're looking for! organise your shelves in the way that best suits your family needs it doesn't have to be perfect, just useful. 13. Hit your spice cabinet next. I recently went through my spice cabinet and was shocked at how much I had (duplicates!) and didn't use and I'm a born-organised person! Pitch what you dont use or is out of date. Consolidate in to smaller bottles, if possible. Use lazy-Susan if applicable to your cabinet space. 14. Finally, go through your appliance/baking cabinet. If you dont bake cheesecakes, why keep the spring form pan? Do you have 12 cookie sheets? Three or four is as many as one family needs even if you have two ovens, each only has 2 shelves. One sheet is on one oven shelf, so 4 would max out your ovens. Do you have broken appliances? Pitch em! Put what you use in front, and things used less-often towards the back, but still in reach. Whoo hoo! Now your cabinets are organised! And by now, your entire kitchen should look as if its had a mini-makeover! Congratulations!   ======================= The Master Bedroom As we move through the house, we are going to hit the master bedroom next. I want this room to be a haven and an escape for you. You wont see your room as that if you don't like it and the decorations you have in it. Remember: small steps! 1. Walk in to your bedroom as you walked in to the family room and look at it critically. Is it cluttered? Whats the first thing that you notice? Do whatever that is first. If its making the bed, do it. If its putting dirty clothes in a basket, do that. Whatever it is, get it done. 2. Does your bedroom fall under the Law of Flat Surfaces? If so, start by clearing off the dresser(s) and headboard. If you have papers there, look through them, pitch what needs to be pitched, and file away (as you did in the study) what needs to be filed. Once you can see the tops of the dressers and headboard, run over them quickly with your duster. 3. If you have lots of things on your dresser tops and top of the headboard, the next challenge is to de-clutter. You've already done the paper-aspect of this”now look critically at the other things you have. Do you have too many jewelry boxes? What about baskets that are supposed to organise things? Now is the time to determine what you absolutely love and wear all the time and what you hardly look at and almost never wear. Pull out the things you're not crazy about and get rid of them. Give them away, throw them away, or sell them online. It doesn't matter”as long as whats left is what you truly love. If you have too many organizing baskets, now is the time to realize that more things to hold your clutter isn't organising”organising is paring down what you have and then keeping it orderly. Go through your baskets and determine which perfume bottles are your favourites and which ones you just dont use anymore. There is no glory in keeping 35 scents on your dresser if all they do is collect dust and make things look messy. 4. Lets move on to the floor. Can you walk freely in your room? If not, use the laundry-basket method and pick up the things on your floor. Deposit the items in their correct location and run the vacuum. No moving the bed or dressers”just sweep where you can easily walk. 5. Look at your windows”are they grimy? What about the window ledges? Grab your rag and window cleaner and give them a quick once-over. Youll be amazed at how much dust you pick up and how clean your ledges will look after that!   Moving right along, let hit the closet and dresser next! I cannot emphasize this enough take small steps! 6. Walk to your closet. Whether it a walk-in that you could camp-out in or a smaller closet that has bi-fold doors, it is supposed to organise your clothing. Do you have Fibber Maggee closet in there? If so, open it, grit your teeth, and then proceed to step over whatever just jumped out and tried to kill you. If you have too many clothes in your closet, it not doing you any good. If you have fat clothes and skinny clothes, now is the time to be realistic and get rid of anything that you cannot wear RIGHT NOW. Don't hope for a different size in 2 months”pick out the best of what you have right now and will wear right now and keep only that. If you re staying at home and not in the working world, get rid of your work clothes. Donate them to a women shelter or sell them online. Do whatever you have to do to pare down the number of outfits in your closet. When you have only what you love, you'll take better care of it. 7. Once you've purged your closet of things unworn and out of style, take a look at what left. organise that by style of clothes. In other words, put blouses with blouses, skirts with skirts, and pants with pants. Make it easy on yourself to find clothes in the morning! 8. Now look at your dressers. Same procedure as your closet”go through and get rid of that which you don't wear often and don't love. You'll be better able to close your drawers and keep what you have from looking rumpled! Pitch, donate, or sell it your choice. 9. Now there just one spot left”your bedding and window treatments. Do you love how you've decorated, or does your room still sport the big orange flowers of the 1970s? When is the last time you washed your bedding and curtains? You might find that a quick trip through the washer and dryer brings back even the dingiest of bedding. Strip everything off and cart it to the washer”hot water and bleach”all bedding is made to withstand the normal amount of bleach and not lose its coloration. Take it from the washer to the dryer and once it dry, schlep everything back to your room. As you make the bed and re-hang the curtains, look around. If you still don't love it, make plans to replace it. Remember”your room is to be a haven for you and a place you love to unwind and spend time. Although all of the steps for the Master Bedroom are here, all are easily done in other bedrooms, too don't neglect those!…     ==============

Organising Your Bathroom

Organising your entire house at once is a sure prescription for insanity.Instead, you want to move steadily through your home, organising in small steps as you go. Lets talk bathrooms. If yours looks less than inviting, we can change that follow me! 1. The first things to consider are the counter tops. Are they dirty and disorganised? First, take everything off of one area of the counter and place it on the floor. Spray that one area with whatever you use for bathroom cleaner and wipe it down. Put the things you took off that area back and repeat the steps with the other areas of the counter top. Put the things that belong in drawers away, and the things that should stay on top (soap dispenser, etc.) should be wiped down. Don't neglect the sink use something that will break up toothpaste spit & soap scum and clean that baby out! 2. Move on to the toilet. If you have things on the back of the toilet, take them off, put them on the floor, and clean the back of the tank. Replace the items and hit the area where the seat lift its a great collector of hair and dust. Lift the lid and wipe down the actual seat you'll be amazed at the collection of dead skin cells on it. Then clean underneath the seat as well. Next, scrub the inside of the bowl with whatever cleaner you choose and scrub it with a long-handled toilet brush. Flush and close the lid this part is done! Finally, use your rag and cleaner to hit the bottom of the tank where it bolts to the floor. This is a prime spot for dust and hair and is often neglected. 3. Next is the shower or tub. Shampoo and body wash are great things they remove grit and oil from our bodies well. Unfortunately, the bubbles they produce tend to collect on the sides and bottoms of the shower and when they dry, its a tough grime to clean. Grab a good soap-scum cleaner for this job and be prepared to use some elbow grease. Spray it down and let it sit for 5 minutes. Then use a non-abrasive (i.e., non-steel-wool) scrubbing pad and go to work. Keep scrubbing until you hit a smooth tub surface. Rinse when you're all done use a large cup or bowl to splash clean water on the back of the tub and get all the grime down the drain. 4. Now look at the floor. Do you have weeks or months of dust and hair there? Use a broom or Sniffer -type sweeper to clean it up. Then go back with a damp mop and grab the dust that's stuck to the floor from humidity and water. 5. Finally, grab your window cleaner and spray the mirrors. Do small sections at a time or the cleaner will dry before you get to it. Wipe it down and smile you're done in the bathroom!..   =========

Organising Your Home Office

  When organising your office, you've got a couple choices. Write a list of all the little things that need to be done and work on them a few minutes each day, or dive straight into the deep end and do it all in one fell swoop.. If you™re sick of your entire office, box it all up like you™re moving, and set the boxes in a different room. Then unpack one box at a time and organise from the bottom “up. Make sure to file papers as you go along. I like the little at a time approach. My first step would be to take all the papers that are scattered about and put them into one box. You can file these now, or clean your desktop and surrounding area further. I like putting all the filing together, all the books together, and then working on one pile at a time. If several folks in your home are receiving mail, you can use wall-mounted acrylic holders and just label them with each person™s name. That takes care of the mail lying around. A friend of mine keeps all her bills on her refrigerator with a magnet. As soon as they come in, they go straight on the fridge. That way, they cant get lost underneath piles of papers. I've adopted this idea and it™s saved me a huge headache. Now I don™t have a bunch of envelopes and bills lying around on my desktop, just waiting for payday. Decide what your office needs and designate a spot for each item. If you make calls from this area, you™ll need a phone, phone book, message pad and pens. You™ll need a place for the computer and accessories, plus a spot for copy paper. Set up the basics first, and then decide item-by-item what else you want to place in your office. Do you have room for personal items? Pictures can be placed on a bulletin board or hung on the wall. You ability to focus and accomplish is affected by a messy desktop, so make it a priority to keep it De-cluttered. Once you've set up the office and filed your paperwork, you can buy some colored folders or stickers and color-code your files to make it easier to find what you™re looking for. If you take just 15 minutes every other day to clean off your desk and surrounding work area, you™ll find your home office a much more pleasant place to work! And your personal efficiency will skyrocket as well!   ======

The Study or Computer Room

Where do you house your computer? Does it have a room of its own along with the books in your home? If you have a study, were going to head there next. This is another reminder to take these tasks in small steps you'll not accomplish this in one day, even if you're born-organised!. 1. How does your desk look? Can you see the top? Are you convinced it even HAS a top? If not, lets start here. Take one small area of your desk”to the right of your monitor, for starters. Sort through the paperwork you have”determine what can be filed (in folders and then a filing drawer), what can be thrown away, and what you need on your desk (bills that are due). Don™t whitewash yourself here”be honest and figure out what you can do without. The less you have on your desk distracting you, the better you're going to feel. Remember”small steps here! Now work on the area to the left of your monitor. Leave space to be able to adjust the volume on your speakers and get to your printer. 2.Bulletin Board. If you don't have a bulletin board, this might be the best opportunity to put one in to use. You don't have to have a fancy bulletin board with ribbons”a standard cork board with pushpins will do nicely. If you have paperwork that you don't want to file away (yet) or things that you need to keep in front of you for memory-jogging purposes, a bulletin board is a great addition. On my bulletin board, I have things that I don't need cluttering up my desk, but I do want in easy reach when I need them. 3. Take a look at your bookshelves. Are they organised so you can find things? I™m not saying that it has to be by the Dewey Decimal system, but as long as you can easily find things, that's what counts. My shelves are alphabetical, but that™s me. Are your shelves dusty? You don't have to take everything off of them to dust them”under the books is rarely dusty. Simply dust from the edges of the books to the edge of the shelf. Done! 4. Hows the floor in this room? Can you walk and not kill yourself? If not, use the laundry-basket method we've already discussed and sort through what you've got, what you need, and what you don™t need. Once you can see the floor, run the vacuum. Again, not the edges, just where you can walk and roll your desk chair. 5. Finally, dust the furniture in this room. Run your duster over quickly and pick up whatever particles spell out help me on flat surfaces. You™d be shocked how quickly dust builds up where your computer is involved and how effective the fans are in your CPU! Here is one area completely organised! Keep in mind that many small steps make one great journey!

Organising Your Dining Room

An organised dining room adds extra comfort to a home. If you're like me, sometimes its the only organised room in the house! Lets take a quick look around. Do you eat in here often or is it only for guests? If you dont use it often, you may just have some simple organising and dusting to do. 1. Are there papers on your table? Is this table a collection spot for things you want out of your way and then forget about? If so, take the bite out of the Law of Flat Surfaces! Use the laundry basket method we talked about in the family room here: if there are things that don't belong in this room, put them in baskets and take those baskets to the appropriate rooms. 2. Do you have a china cabinet or other means of storing fine dishes? If so, how does the cabinet look? If its stuffed to the gills, start by taking a hard look at what you have, how many place settings you have, and how many you need. If you want a guideline, take one from the line in Sleepless in Seattle: 12 is too many, 8 is too few. 10 is just right. How many creamers, sugar bowls, and teacups do you have? Are they collecting dust and never getting used? Pare down and give them a quick dusting with your duster. When you open the doors to your cabinet, do you grit your teeth and wonder whats going to jump out and kill itself at your feet? Consider giving your surplus to a newly-married couple that can use it, or donate it to a women's shelter or other worthy charity. Dust down (or use furniture polish”whatever is applicable here) the front of your cabinet. 3. What about your lighting source? Dusty? Grab your duster”hit the table, the chairs (rungs and bottom of the table, too!), and the lighting source. You don't have to take it down and scrub it clean”just dust it, and if necessary, shake the dead bugs from it. 4. As the final step, run the vacuum In here”not the edges, just the middles where you walk. Move the chairs but not the table”dont even think about pulling out the china cabinet! If there are things behind there, they're small and no one else is going to see them. Congratulations”your dining room is done! Happily, its often one of the easiest rooms to keep looking nice and neat!.. ===============================

Family Room

  Some homes have a great room and no living room, others have a family room and a living room. No matter what you call it or how many of these rooms you have, organization is necessary to make it a welcoming haven for your family. Walk in to this room as a visitor would. Notice the small details that you've overlooked in daily living. Do you see clutter? Your guests do, too. To make this room inviting, were going to reduce the number of *things* in this room and make it more homey. 1. What did you see in terms of clutter? Magazines and newspapers all over? Toys? Shoes lying around? Start with several laundry baskets (empty, please!) and put things that don't belong in this room in the baskets. The idea is to send things to different areas of the house in these baskets and make your de-cluttering that much easier. Throw away the newspapers and old magazines. If you're just not going to have time to read them, get rid of them. Why have them hanging around making you feel guilty? Put toys in the basket that will get them to their owners rooms. Shoes should be kept in the room where their wearer lives. Now that you've done that (and delivered the baskets to the appropriate locations), go back and look at this room as a visitor sees it. Better? If not, keep going in small stages and steps. 2. Look at your furniture Do you see fingerprints and dust deep enough to write a ransom note in? Do you even see the top of your furniture? If you cant answer the latter question, dont worry about the former one. Take care of the flat surfaces first”we call this The Law of Flat Surfaces. This Law is defined by the idea that flat surfaces collect papers, no matter what the surface is: tabletops, armoires, desks, or floors. If you start with clean flat surfaces, youll be more likely to keep them clear”a little every day. Once your flat surfaces are clear, give them a once-over with a furniture polish (if appropriate) or glass cleaner (if appropriate). Run the vacuum dont worry about getting the edges and moving furniture”just vacuum the places you can get easily. Chances are if you cant reach the areas easily, no one has been able to deposit large amounts of dirt or tracks back there, either. 3. Can you see your TV Through the dust and fingerprints? If not, give it a once-over with the rag and some glass cleaner. Same with your stereo cabinet. 4. Now look up. Do you see cobwebs in the corners? Not a huge deal”grab a feather duster and knock ˜em down. Thats that! You've tackled your family room and/or living room”congratulations! Keep moving along, taking baby steps every day. Soon, your home will exude the warmth and hospitality you want.   ==========================================

GARAGE

If you don't have a garage, these tips still apply to you just move the directions here to your basement, storage shed, or wherever else you stash bigger things. If your cars don't live in your garage, were going to change that! Get ready to take small steps and make your parking area livable again! ? Lets take stock of your garage. Are there things all over the floor? Do you have a path picked out to the house? Have your cars even lived inside your garage in recent memory? If not, get ready we going to wave the checkered flag on getting to work! 1. First, we need to clean up your floors. If they are particularly cluttered, well make a way, but it will take lots of small steps. Start by putting all garbage (trash) in a trash receptacle. I don't care if it doesn't have wheels or it doesn't have a badge just do it! If you're not sure if its trash and don't recognize it, put it aside and ask a member of your family. If they cant identify it, throw it away. I know it sounds harsh, but you'll thank me later. 2. Make a keep and sell pile As you're sorting through things, you need to make a pile of keep and sell. I recommend using old large flat sheets for this purpose to keep things separated. Determine what you absolutely cannot do without (and why you love them!) and get rid of the rest. Chances are good that if the things are in your garage and you haven't been out digging through the boxes and piles, you wont miss what you get rid of at all. 3. Now that you've sorted, lets talk about shelving. If you don't have shelves in your garage, you're wasting valuable space. You will be amazed at what some plywood and brackets can do to get stuff up and off the floor! If you need to install shelving, now the time to determine how many and how long they should be. Then call your local Bunnings store and have some wood cut for this purpose. Plywood (at least thick) will do the job. Put brackets at least every 600mm. Then use a level and install the brackets. For added security, put a wood screw in at the edge of the bracket and wood this will stabilize your shelf. 4. Hooray! Your shelves are up! Now start putting things that you've stored on the floor up on the shelves. I recommend an area for car-care things (oil, soap, antifreeze, etc.), one for gardening supplies, painting supplies, and another for general house-items that you use once or twice a year. 5. Kids Bikes If your kids aren't riding their bikes in and out on a daily basis, consider hanging them upside down from the garage ceiling. Bunnings sell large hooks that screw in to the wall or ceiling and are wonderful to hang bicycles by simply use the hooks to catch the inside of the tire, one for the front wheel and one for the back wheel. This will maximize your floor space considerably. These hooks also work well if you have a fertilizer-spreader sitting on the floor put the hooks in the wall and hang the spreader up and out of the way, especially since its only used a few times a year. 6. You can see your garage floor, good! But how bad is the dirt-level? Take a shop-vac (wet-dry vacuum) and empty out whatever is in the tub. Put some insect-killer in there, preferably the powered sort. Now that your vac is ready, section your garage in to quadrants. Move everything away from the walls in one square and start vacuuming. Hit the edges, the concrete blocks where the walls meet the floor, etc. Don't forget the crevices where the concrete quadrants come together. Once you've vacuumed it, spray whatever insect-killer (liquid form) you'd like at the perimeter of the quadrant. Put things back where you had them and take a break. 7. When you're ready for your next small step Attack another square and repeat the steps until the whole garage has been vacuumed. This will prevent tires from being punctured by loose nails or screws, and keep you from tracking all of outside in your home! 8. Okay, your garage is organised Swept it out, and ready to receive its inhabitants. Move your cars inside and enjoy the lack of frost, ice, & snow in the winter, and the lack of scalding hot steering wheel & seats in the summer! There you go! Think of how delightful it'll be to have everything in your garage organised and at your fingertips! ---------------------------

Organising your basement

  Organising your basement doesn't have to be an overwhelming job. Just follow these few simple steps and youre on your way! If you dont have a basement, consider organising your attic space so you can find what you need when you need it. . 1. First, go through and find that which is obviously rubbish and throw it away. Don't think twice about it”rubbish is rubbish, no matter how long you keep it. 2. Look around for a large space on the basement floor. Put down two large flat sheets and use one sheet for stuff that you love and need to keep (i.e., Christmas decorations are a great example), one sheet is for stuff you've kept and haven't used in who-knows-how-long. Once all of the things in your basement are on those two sheets, well move on. 3. Take all of the things on the chuck sheet and box them up. Either put them out for the garbage collection, have a yard sale, or donate them to a charity. Now go back and look at your keep it sheet. 4. Your keep sheet should have things that are used periodically Such as Christmas decorations, or things that are used frequently but only in the basement. For things that are used often, keep them handy (such as at a workbench) and make sure they are neatly hung up or put in drawers. For things that are used periodically, put them in re-usable boxes or storage tubs. Then make sure the boxes or tubs are well-labeled so you can find the things when you need them. 5. Elevate your boxes. Now with the things that you have in boxes or tubs, you should elevate them a few inches off the basement floor, just in case of flooding. No one ever plans for their basement to flood, but it DOES happen. I recommend getting old pallets from a pallet company or retail store”many will just let you take them if you ask politely”or use pieces of 2 x 4 timber to elevate your stuff. This will prevent a certain amount of water-damage, but also permit you to treat for vermin in your basement, if appropriate. Cockroaches and mice don't like open spaces such as this”they prefer it when things are tightly against floors and walls and its dark. Congratulations your basement is now organised! Remember, you can use these same tips to organise your garage and attic, too!   KEEP THE HOME ORGANISED   Now as much of a challenge as it was to do all of that pitching, organizing, and cleaning, how do you maintain it and not let your stuff overwhelm you again? There are some easy steps to take and they just take moments a day. Please don't email me and tell me youre too busy to do this because of your special situation everyone can find the time to take 15 minutes a day and maintain their home in stages. If you cant, then I'm going to brashly suggest that you re-evaluate your schedule and determine what IS more important than maintaining your home for your family.

Maintaining the Kitchen

Daily, put dirty dishes in your dishwasher or dishpan under the sink. When either is full, do the dishes. If you run your dishwasher while youre asleep at night, youll pay lower utility rates and the dishes will be cool and clean in the morning ready to be put away. Run a rag with the cleaner of your choice over the counter tops and tabletop once a day. This will take you just moments, yet will help keep your kitchen organised and neat. You dont have to scrub or take everything off the counters, just wipe where you've cooked or eaten. Clean your sink daily. Scrub it with a soap pad or use some window cleaner and a rag if your sink is clean, you're less likely to let dirty dishes pile up in it. Sweep your floors once a week. Just take a broom across it and get the big crumbs. Then run a damp mop over it to get the weeks dirt washed off you don't have to shine it, just a damp mop (the type is your choice).

Maintaining the Living Room Areas

Pick up the papers that land on your Flat Surfaces and either throw them away or file them appropriately in the study every evening. If you are diligent about keeping the papers picked up, your room will appear much more organised and clean, even if you haven't done any deep cleaning. Dust once a week run your duster over the flat surfaces. Its a 5 minute job that will make a large dent in your room(s). Vacuum once a week. Don't move furniture or pull out the crevice tools, just do the middles where you walk. 15 minutes, max. Take your glass cleaner and go over the TV screen and any other glass that collects fingerprints once a week. 3 minutes, tops. Just doing quick and easy tasks gives you the push to get started. Thats the key when it comes to staying organised. Once you get going, things get done!.. Lets keep going.before you realize it, you'll be giving Martha Stewart a run for her money.

Maintaining the Bathrooms

Take some window cleaner and a rag and squirt the mirror just where its gotten toothpaste spray. Dont do the whole thing thats a waste of time and cleaner. Just hit where its dirty. Use a quick swipe of a rag with cleaner to wipe out your sink and faucet from the toothpaste and shaving cream residue. This gunks up a clean bathroom quicker than anything else. I use one-half of a disposable (flush able) bathroom wipe one half is enough for the counter, sink, and one other area of my choice. I typically choose a part of the toilet, and that way the whole toilet is cleaned by the weeks end. Swish out the toilet bowl with a quick flick of the brush. No cleaner is necessary. Were just doing some easy maintenance here. When you shower every day, take your pouf or wash cloth and use some of the leftover suds from your cleanser to wipe down the sides of the shower or tub. It takes a minute to do, but it will prevent having to bend over the tub and scrub it out periodically. Once a week, sweep your bathroom floors and catch the hair that collects there. Thats easy enough, right?

Maintaining the Study

Don't put papers on your desktop to just collect. When a bill comes in, put it in the bill-organiser on your desktop or pay it immediately and put it in the mail. The same with other mail and paperwork. I open the mail right over the trash can that way, whatever is garbage doesn't collect on my desk, but hits the circular file immediately and its out of my hair. Consider having a cross-cut shredder in your study for shredding pre-approved credit-card offers. Most identity theft takes place when information is gathered from credit card applications that were stolen from the trash. A shredder is a worthwhile investment. Dust your bookshelves once a week. Run your duster over the area between the ends of the books and the edge of the shelf. Wipe down your monitor weekly with window cleaner and a rag. Thats it. Print this info out and hang it on your fridge if you like. You'll find it easier to remember the little tasks that need doing, and youll be reminded that its just going to take a few minutes each day to maintain your organised household! Finally, the last stages of maintaining your organisation¦ and you thought this section would never come!

Maintaining the Laundry

I recommend doing laundry daily, depending on the size of your family. If you have at least 3 kids, do some every day. For example: baby laundry is handled differently than adult laundry. You shouldn't use fabric softener for baby laundry, but its fine to use with adults clothes. So choose a day to do only baby laundry. Choose a different day to do adult laundry. Do your oldest child's laundry on a given day (maintain that day on a weekly basis), your next child™s laundry the following day, etc. If you keep up on it, it wont become a Mt. Vesuvius and overwhelm your home again. If you find laundry tedious, sort and per-treat while you're watching TV, for example. It takes moment to pluck a piece of clothing out and check it for stains, squirt it with per-tr-eater, and then put it in the dirty basket, ready for the wash. Folding can be done the same way. Once its folded, I recommend putting it on the recipient™s bed (not in the basket). This way, it must be put away before retiring for the night and you won™t live from a laundry basket full of clean clothes. If you have things that need ironing, do it when the laundry is clean and hang it up. Be done with the task and make sure that clean, ready-to-wear shirts or blouses are smiling at you when you walk in the closet in the morning.

Maintaining Your Sanity

This is easier said than done, I understand. But what I™ve discovered is that if you put your home on a schedule, things won™t overwhelm you. You™ll know that vacuuming will be done on one day and that laundry will be done on another. You™ll not resent walking in to the bathroom, because it will make you smile to see a shiny sink when you turn on the light. And you™ll know that YOU are special enough to have a clean bathroom, not just the company that comes to visit. You™ll have peace of mind knowing that if a package comes to your door, you won™t kill yourself getting to it and won™t be ashamed to throw the door open for the UPS guy or mail carrier. Most of all, you™ll have the appreciation of your family, and you™ll know that you™re setting up good habits for your children to observe and repeat in their own homes. No matter what the Master-card ads say, THAT is priceless..   Read the full article

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Cuisance was promising, but I think it was quite obvious Kramer was missing in the second half - defensively completely disorganised. You can tell that he 1) organises the team tactically 2) covers *a lot* of space - sooo much room for Stuttgart, suddenly!! But Tobi Sippel did such a great job! That's one calm dude!:) (Btw I'm really hating all the "what? They killed the Terminator?" jokes about Kramer on twitter! I mean it's great how he keeps on fighting etc., but hallo? Head injury? Serious?!

both sides were quite ragged by the end of the match but yeah definitely missing chris just sitting there in dm help run down the clock esp in those last like 10 minutes

yay for tobi keeping yet another clean sheet for us!! that was a scary moment when he nearly showed a bit too much of the ball to the stuttgart player

yeah im really excited to see cuisance develop he did bring a lot of freshness to the team in the beginning of the second half, n some of his passes were sublime!! i dont think he’s necessarily a direct substitute for chris tho so yeah idk it’s kinda difficult defensively when a dm is replaced w someone who’s a bit more attack minded

dude those jokes smh like it just trivialises the severity of head injuries and how they should and need to be treated in the sport especially when we already saw how bad it got when he got the concussion in the wc final before people actually took notice and brought him off 

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