#im v drunk

[miffyangel]

time cast a spell on u but u won’t forget me!!! i know i could have loved u but u would not let me! i will follow u down til the sound of my voice will haunt u!!!!!!!! u will never get away from the sound of the woman that loved you!!!!!!!!!!!!

#im v drunk #and i love fleetwood mac stevie rly did her thing

[avaelangel]

Marie is an emotional drunk.

LiMoreau blurb. I thought, since Jordan has tolerance towards most abilities in terms of combat, they also might have an inhuman tolerance to any substance. Or spice, but this is another story. Anyway, Marie doesn't have than kind of tolerance, even though she might be able to control how a substance will affect her bloodstream.

Dimmed lights in Jordan's room would have been a good start to an intimate atmosphere, if Marie wasn't beating her partner in Mortal Kombat. It was newbie's luck consistent of smashing buttons and learning their position without looking down at the controller. Marie was torn on Jordan letting her win or at least letting her down easy. They did show her the ropes and activated the fatality the first moment they got. ''So not fair!'' Marie nudged laughing Jordan, that even fell over to make her feel better, while Sub-Zero showcased Mileena's crushed head on the screen.

''Sorry! Couldn't resist,'' they nudged her back, but much softer, ''Do you want a beer? Or like a gummie or something?''

Their thoughtful gaze and Marie's complete unfamiliriaty with all things perspective-altering. But she squinted, sighed and noded.

''A beer, please. Do you really have a fridge there?'' Awkwardness was overcome with curiousity.

Jordan laughed again, getting off the floor in front of the TV.

''You know NOTHING about me,'' that earned them an eye roll.

''To be fair, we are sitting in the dark of your...'' Marie trailed off, feeling Jordan's eyes on the back of her head, ''Very nice room,'' Jordan let out an exaggerated sigh, still smiling. They did clean! Very fast, because they ran back from class to get here before Marie.

''I do mean it, though,'' she said, when Jordan sat back down with with two bottles of beer. They opened one, handing it to Marie while feigning seriosness,''I like your room. It looked lived it. If it weren't for Emma, my room would look like dungeon,''

Jordan smiled in a way that made Marie want to look away. It made her feel too special. The way their eyes sparkled, their soft head tilt that made their nicely curled hair fall on the side of their face, but not too much to be a nuisance. Marie managed to take a huge sip of beer to stop herself from gawking.

''You'll get to it. I could get you a fluffy duvet to compete with Emma's. Maybe a plushie?'' Jordan, seemingly, only now remembered about their beer and opened the bottle.

''Make it the pinkiest and the sparkliest one, please. I want to be a worthy opponent,'' Marie chuckled turning to the screen.

''Deal,'' Jordan was proud for the idea to dim the lights. Because they felt their ears burning a bit.

Marie stuck to Mileena and nearly knocked down her beer, desperately trying to get to a fatality of her own. When she finally did, she watched in awe when Mileena became a flying murder spinning circle that eviscerated Jordan's D'vorah.

''Mileena wins!'' Marie threw her hands in the air, ''Finally!''

Now it was Jordan's turn to look at Marie in slightly offended astonishment.

''How dare you! It's not even the forth time and you won!'' They sounded fully upset, but they watched Marie intently. Jordan felt so happy that they got her this moment of joy from a video game. And then she laughed all her breath away, she swayed towards them and Jordan changed to reach a hand around her shoulders, while she finished her beer in a final sip. They both haven't noticed how easily their bottles got empited.

'Wanna go again?'' Jordan nearly stattered, looking into Marie's eyes.

Come on. You already kissed.

They didn't have much time to chastise themselves for being soft. Marie nodded eagerly.

''Yeah! I want the yellow one now,''

''Which yellow one?!''

Marie ment Scorpio and she also remembered his name. Another win went to her, Jordan sulked less each time, still enjoying full on weirdo screams of the victor. It was exhilarating to be liked by Jordan in any way, but sometimes just being slightly annoying was the most delicious thing of all. She knew with all of her heart that Jordan feels the same. They were almost competetively annoying. Also very cool, and strong, and...

''You are so beautiful, by the way,'' Marie felt warm and wobbly, but she didn't mind. Jordan stopped before loading a new fight. Their brows slightly furrowed, they couldn't quite pin point what was wrong.

Marie was actually tearing up.

''Are you crying because of my beaty?'' Jordan put away their controller, turning to face Marie.

''No,'' she giggles, wiping her eyes prematurely, ''Well, yeah, kind off. I think I got so happy with you that I went the full circle,''

''Awww,'' Jordan tugged her closer, wrapping their arms around her, ''You are such a light weight,'' but when she hugged them back, pressing her face to their chest, Jordan felt drunker than ever before. They weren't expecting to feel as tender as an uncooked stake today.

''I am really glad you don't hate me anymore,'' Marie murmured and shifted her face, so her tears wouldn't stain Jordan's shirt.

''You are very hard to hate, even for a hateful dick like me,'' they were totally joking, but it made her worry.

''Nooo,'' Marie raised her head and shook their shoulders, suddenly, ''You are so much more than just a dick. Shit, sorry, no. I mean, you are great. You so beautiful, you can literally slay a dragon and carry me like a princess. I mean, I had dreams, but I don't have that much imagination to dream up someone like you,'' she sniffled, another tear falling down her cheeck.

Jordan wiped it without thinking and quickly hugged her again, now much stronger. They couldn't stop blinking, their face hot and their heart heave and light at the same time. To be honest, changing into their impenetrable self didn't do shit. They stil were crumbling, because for some reason, somehow, they ended up with Marie as their girlfriend.

''Did you have a favorite princess?'' Jordan asked in a quite voice.

''Yeah. Mulan still the best,'' Marie was hugging them with all her strength.

''She wasn't exactly taken by a dragon,'' A smile spreads on Jordan's no longer trembling lips.

''Shut up. You know what I meant,''

They look at each other for a moment, hands touching at least the smallest amount of skin. Moving into the kiss was incredible natural, even though Marie grabbed onto Jordan's shirt, giving the moment a more dramatic flare. When they both pulled away, both sighed.

''Want watch Mulan?'' Jordan asked, then adding, ''I had a katana when I was a kid because of her,''

''I might cry more,'' Marie warned, averting her gaze.

''You are not getting another beer, then,'' Both laughed.

Jordan will be salty about ending gaming on Marie's win. It will lure Marie into playing again, so she could win more. It will be another nice evening and a night, maybe even weed-infused. But for now, they snuggled into Jordan's bed as the movie started. Almost putting their head on Marie's chest, Jordan pulled away, reached their hand under the bed and took out two full bags of chips Marie had never seen before.

She judged them so hard in this moment.

''I'm moving in with you,'' she said bluntly and shook her head, wraping a hand around Jordan's waist.

''I kick in my sleep,'' they retorted with a smirk, opening a bag of puffy tofu chips.

''I lived with worse,'' Marie shrugged and took one, cursing at how tasty the chip was. They legit could camp out in Jordan's room and never go out. But she stayed silent, putting her cheek on Jordan's head that was on her shoulder.

#marie moreau #im a sad drunk myself #jordan li #jordan x marie #mariejordan #limoreau #fluffiest of fluff that i've made #gen v #i just need to feel #i hope it's a nice enough thing to bring to the tags on those two #i also can't find the only kind of tofu chips there was and i'm sad

[familyabolisher]

ok ideologically the menu just completely thoroughly sucked, i think we all know that, but what also sucked is that it just wasn't even remotely scary or eerie or even uncomfortable. i am like not great with horror films, i am unsettled pretty easily, and i felt absolutely fucking nothing throughout the whole thing. Which is how u know it's very bad

#.txt #sorry im drunk im just Poasting #i LIKE horror but it scares me v easily! i am v easily got! #good in many ways. one of which being a gr8 litmus test for when a horror film sucks ASS

[connorconsumestrousers]

coworker au by m_pils_ on insta !!!

another comic bc my brain is exploding rn /pos

#i really love this au tho its so sweet #but also funne and can be v angsty #in which i made this #bc i like this scenario #okay so this scenario is Stanley doesn't approve of getting drunk or using cigarettes when stressed #he introduces MUSIC !! #bc music is mu destresser and im projecting #fanart #gay #the stanley parable #the narrator #tspud #comicart #mini comic #tspud narrator #the stanley parable fanart #stanley parable #tspud stanley #au fanart #remember this au is by m_pils_ on insta and twt !!! all credit of the au and character designs go directly to them !!

[panmixia]

I posted astobean but I think some of you guys wanted to see this

#🌌 #arjuna fate #cheated angle and all but he really is almost as long as my couch lmao #took a week bc i was waiting for the pillow to arrive #KIND OF A BITCH TO FIND ONE IN THESE PROPORTIONS BTW. #anyways hes um. p much as tall as he is in canon. #ill get better pics in the morning. sorry for the mess i go home only to get drunk n sleep rn. tomorrow ill clean and again take nicer pics #for now.........as a [REDACTED] im v happy #(redacted is nothing bad just embarrassing)

[starbandit]

send me horny thoughts and ill turn them into drabbles

#im drunk pls i need this #jungkook smut #taehyung smut #v smut #jimin smut #namjoon smut #rm smut #hoseok smut #jhope smut #suga smut #yoongi smut #jin smut #seokjin smut #bts smut

[juniperberries-canisroot]

Why is there no vodka in Skyrim?

Vodka is made from potatoes, which do grow in Skyrim's climate (in game). Yet there's mead, which made from honey, water, grains (Google says hops but let's assume they use wheat to make a more beer like honey mead). Google also says you can add spices and berries to it. There is a juniper berry mead in Helgen after you go back, Vilod's special blend (rip Vilod).

Ale, a beer, which is made from hops, malts, water and yeast, but let's assume they use wheat since wheat is still a grain and common for beer.

Then there's wine, which I'm pretty sure is imported from Cyrodiil since their climate is better for growing stuff like grapes. Sure Skyrim-ians could make wine from snowberries and juniper berries, but we don't really see that. Evette San makes a spiced wine but other than that I think it's safe to assume wine is imported, just like apples. No one seems to mention liking wine and beggars ask for ale or mead, beers.

Yet, there's still no vodka or drinks that contain vodka. Skyrim-ians don't seem to like heavy alcohols like rum, liquor, whiskey, brandy, ect... and seem to prefer 'lighter' alcohols, esp mead since it's mixed with honey. Vodka is a 'light' alcohol and Skyrim does grow potatoes in their climate, so why no vodka?

#welcome to another episode of 'analyzing small weird details' Im your host #Skyrim #Elder Scrolls #Elder Scrolls V #tes #tesv #if I lived in Skyrim I woukd be that one outlier that drinks wine #I dont drink beer and heavy alcohols mess me up #and I dont mean get me drunk I mean somethin else #vodka seems to be the one alcohol my body tolerates now #but theres none in Skyrim so wine it is

[aristotels]

i dont think any of you will know the massive amount of self-restraint ive just shown to not be a cunt like i should get a honour medal or something they should build me a statue they should introduce a global festival in my name. writing a good clapback n then not posting it is so hard not everyone can resist this temptation. But i can

#im also v drunk

[sharmoota-job]

cursed old man yaoi pile (north yankton edition)

lester has insomnia but it doesn't stop him from entering the Cuddle Zone

(this was actually based on a whole ass gta v au dream i had,,,i think ive mentioned it before but i havent like. posted the full sypnosis ofthe dream huidsghduh. ive just been calling it "that one dream au" irl. tl;dr cash depot job never happened)

#i dont even know what to say. im sorry #old man yaoi #grand theft auto #gta v #grand theft auto 5 #grand theft auto v #trevor philips #lester crest #michael de santa #brad snider #michael townley #this was a 10 minute doodle from a night i got super drunk. im so sorry #that one dream au

[2beer]

#im drunk rn i can give a speech about how much i love this show #ntbts #nirvana the band the show #matt johnson #v

[pinkydude]

“AH! An-and then! And then-- “ “And then Jackie accidently set off the alarm? “YEAH!” “You already told me this one! C’mon squirrel, you only had three beers!”  “Miiiich! S-stop- it’s my.. second bottle--” 

Gonking around with the man that saved your life, whom you start to grow really attached to.. who turns your stomach into butterflies and make your heart race 💕

Worked with @gino77gino for the third time and GOD. It’s absolutely GORGEOUS again! 😫😭😭 I love it so much- thank you thank you for capturing my men being soft and comfy together again! 🧡

#Cyberpunk 2077 #Mitch Anderson #Valentin Da Silva #Aldecaldos #Male V #OTP: High Voltage #Gino77 #Comm Art #Fav #SOBBING AT THIS #Im OBSESSED #THAT BACKGROUND YOOOOOOOOOOO #THE FIREEEE #The LIIGGHHTS #ILGHUEZHU #THE LIL DRUNK BLUSH ON THEIR FAACES MCMOONNN #okokokkoOKOOK THIS This took place in California right-- way before they got together and all #lil gonks crushing on each others LIKE- Val is the first to fall fullon #Mitch growing slowly but surely aUHGIEZHUI #the kind of moments where they laugh too loud #they stare at each others eyes for too long #they grab onto one another and it feels Warm and Right #comfortable and without any kind of filters #AAAAAAAHHGFHHH GHFHFH

[semercury]

Started using the DBD stats tracking website and I'm sooooo obsessed. I fucking love numbers and percentages. Fuck yeah!

#stuff sarah says #im drunk btw #or v tipsy #idk. i used to consider drunk blackout and thats probably not accurate #im ju5sy bubbly #but i absolutely shouldn't drive u kno? #anyway. numbers!!!!!!!!

[jamiethebeeart]

(Ref/insp: 8eyestheband on youtube/tiktok - the conversation mashups and the song association game) supplemental info/explanation in the tags

#spinnerdabi #mha spinner #dabi #dabi todoroki #shuichi iguchi #bnha spinner #bnha #mha #people in the comments of their videos keep talking about how they look at each other/ship them and I of course went “how can make this lov #which spiraled to “who do i think would/could sing with spinner on camera” and went not shigaraki (rip) and landed on dabi #i cannot defend this because its purely based on gut feelings #(im not a spinnerdabi shipper but this just fits for me... i may or may not draw more for this au) #so! conversation mashups: take two songs and “what if they were a conversation” so its a back and forth mashup #im obsessed with the i will wait/dial drunk and this town/stick season ones. #the song association game: person gives a one word prompt and they have to think of a song with that in the title and sing it #first to think/sing a song with that word gets the point #anyways i feel bad for them :/ so many ppl in the comments are talking about them romantically and im like Stop It!!!! those r real ppl!!!! #but the premise of band members falling in love with one another and balancing that with their public image? obviously v v v good au fuel #i even made band au stuff back when it was popular on mha cosplay tiktok (with aizawa) and now im revisiting it :))) #in this au im imagining shigaraki as aro/ace (just because) and handling the behind the scenes stuff. lighting. camera. social media. ect. #these tags are a mess lmao #do you guys see my vision? do you get it? #im planning on a toga duet one rn #(now i hear ya: why not compress? well :) i feel like he'd be a prev boy band member turned solo artist. v flashy v performative) #toga would def be an online singer (lots of covers. lot of gay/bi covers of straight songs. some original stuff. maybe some makeup videos?) #oh! she'd pull uraraka and deku in for a make over. thatd be v cute. she'd have 2 persuade both of them and uraraka would be quicker to agre #idk where twice would fit in. magne would be a makeup artist (for her? or other ppl? idk but she'd rock a social media platform) #mustard? i feel like he'd be a minecraft streamer or smth #kurogiri would somehow be teamed up with compress from time to time. #not to get too korean drama-y but afo feels like a management company person? he's got a spotty track record w recruits tho so hes a lil sus

[hella1975]

me and my (also bi) flatmate were talking about date guy last week and out of nowhere she goes 'if you get a boyfriend im gonna be so annoyed we haven't even done anything gay together yet' and like i laughed it off but i keep remembering it bc we dont have a flirty friendship AT ALL like even in the moment it came WAY out of left field and im just here like hold on was gay shit ON THE TABLE??? NO ONE TOLD ME

#furious #you know that tiktok audio that's like 'i am not trying to seduce you... would you like me to seduce you?' #and it started off as a smirky flirty thing but the gays and neurodivergents #latched onto their own interpretation where it's more like #'wait.... did you WANT me to seduce you?' #i feel like that rn #like me and her have a very hateful relationship LMAO the only time we're ever nice to each other is when we're drunk #which is so funny bc she is actually one of my favourite people and she's told me im one of hers #so we go from sober and 'i literally despise you i cant wait to live without you next year' #to drunk and 'DONT GO TO AMERICA FOR YOUR PLACEMENT DONT LEAVE ME HERE' lmaooo #so being NICE is odd for us let alone being FLIRTY #like she said it and even when i didnt even consider the repurcussions i was like 'idk how to respond to that' #bc i have a hundred mean responses ready and waiting for her but NOTHING to respond to that with #like i literally said 'as if you'd be my type' but it just didn't hit as well bc she was being NICE/SUGGESTIVE #UGH IDK #like i dont fancy her like that btw and i dont think she likes me like that either it's v much platonic #but bisexuals will be bisexuals i v much think it's part of bisexual culture now to just hook up with any other bisexual you find #hella goes to uni

[yellowvixen]

Can I just say I love metal sonic SO MUCH 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

#sorry im DRUNK and i love my gf and i love metal sonic #full of love and im v tired and wheee <3 #vixentalks

[soldier-poet-king]

Can we have ONE extended family Saturday dinner w/ no politics, religion, pride flag discourse PLEASE

#franposting #SAVE ME #ohhh girlies i am IN to my cups #also like we just got a new archbishop #who is by everyones judgement very liberal very justice oriented v much like the current pooe #pope* #our old archbishop was. hm. well. he wasnt a man of the people lets say #he v much stood on principle when it came to formalities of hierarchy and travelling with an entourage #he was not the type to roll up his sleeves and wash dishes with the common folk #anyway. this came up. i voiced my support of the new guy #hm. a mistake. why do i ever open my damn mouth #and then my father complaining about learning abt other religions. like. oh my god. are u fuckin stupid #if you genuinely believe your faith is correct learning about other peoples shouldnt be a threat #not even going a universalist route just like a . maybe everyone has a little piece of god in them seeking good #and maybe there is beauty everywhere #anyway. im >:( not drunk enough for this #(ie. not at all. ive had half a glass of wine) #and i cant even escape home bc bro1 is moping being an ass #bc i think???? he broke up with his gf??? and i dont want to intrude or hell get abgry #like im sad for him but also like. for years ive been asking why shes dating him #hes lowkey mean and selfish and apathetic toward everyone not himself or his friends and rude so #ughhhhhhh. AND my hip is in the Agonies today