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mobius-m-mobius · 6 months
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#my man was NOT subtle 🤣😉
+ bonus: message received 😅
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marsbotz · 1 year
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maybe its already too late for me
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|| The Salesman || NSFW Alphabet
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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
The Salesman its a gentlemen. He will ask what you want. A shower, cuddles, water, food? Everything? In what order?. He will also ask if you had a good time or if he was too rough.
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
His: Hands. He likes them cause they are bigger than yours, likes to tangle them on your hair and with your own hands.
Yours: eyes. He is someone who reads people easily, and your eyes alwas gives away what you are feeling.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
Big fan of cumming inside you, the Salesman its rather antiquated when it comes to where he should end. He likes to feel your tummy getting bigger with his cum. This mean he will cum and stay inside you till he can go again so he can fill you up again and make you feel fuller.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He loves when you wear skirts. Has a thing for them.
Its easier to push his hand down between your legs and teas you with that evil smirk, enjoying the feeling of growing wetness you end getting. Will ask you to sit on his lap when you use them or let a pen fall and ask you to get it for him so he can get a look at your ass.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Oh, he knows for sure what he is doing. He is handsome and has been handsome all his life. His experience its a big one. Dont be afraid to ask him something if you are inexperience yourself or if you are a virgin (he will melt if you are). As experience as he is, he knows how important its to talk about what someone wants to do during sex. And he talks about sex like the most casual thing in the world.
"So, would you like that position you were watching in that one movie the other night?"
Him: drinks tea
You: burst tea out
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
Any position will do for him, it depends on his mood. If he is feeling more dominate, then its dog style, mating press or having tied you up. He likes you to ride him looking at him too. When he feels more loving and gentle, the usual position will do. He likes to look at your eyes while you two do it.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
Not goofy he is serious when it comes down to sex. Likes to pay attention to you, your expresions, sounds, everything. He also takes note on what you like the most or what position is making you feel the best.
Very well groomed. He likes to be clean and that includes the hair of his genitals. He also believes you will enjoy sucking him off like that.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
As i repeat myself, it depends.
Its a solid 50% and 50% loving and a wild animal. But he wont ever do something you dont want.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
Does not like it but sometimes he cant help it. Specially if he has to be away from you for too long because of work.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
• Degradation
• Chocking
• Size-kink
• Dom/Sub
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
Any place at his house. Really, the one thing he wanted to do when you first moved in was to have sex with you on every surface he had. He said that way, he would look anywhere in the house and remember you (and how good you felt around him and your moans) he basically gets you blushing hard.
He does not like to be seen unless its to prove that he owns you and no one can touches you or see you. No problem at touching you in a train ride or in a restaurant.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Almost anything. You can be kissing him casually for either welcoming him back or sending him off to work and he has you pinned against the wall in a instant.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Wont ever share you.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
He is a giver.
Loves to have you sitted on his face and overstimulate you with his tongue. If you try to move away from him and he is still not done then he forces you to stay down on his face.
P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
80% of the times he prefers to be fast and rough. He knows you can take it and ends being so proud of it.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
He likes them till a centrain degree. Since sometimes he ends havig you before going to work he cant say he dislikes them, but sometimes they are too short and you or him dont cum. He hates these moments and will assure you for the rest of the day by texts how good he is going to make you feel later.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
He is very open to anything you have to offer to do. Just ask him, he is very casual too so he may ask you something at random times.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
Thanks to his physical training for his "work" he has a great one. Its a nice suprise the first time you two went for three rounds without stopping.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
He does get you some but has the rule that if you use them then you must send him a video or pic. And trust me he will know if you used them and did not obey his rule.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He does like to do it from time to time. If you were a brat or broke his toy rule then you must beg to him to let you cum.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
LOW. He only groans but other than that, nothing.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
Even if he does not like it, he would fuck you in the station he works so he can see the wall and remember you two cumming together there. (he did finger you on the bench so thats his favorite spot too).
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
Hands down, has both, its large and big. You will have problem adjusting to his size at first and even after many times together you still struggle (he loves it).
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
He knows how to control himself in public but its rather high. Lets say a 8/10. Sometimes its just the carnal need, he gets frustrated at work sometimes and ends thinking about you, getting aroused. When it comes down to loving sex then he is still high on his need but will focus more on you.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Depends when you two had sex. If it was after one of his long days at the station then he would fall asleep quickly (but only after making sure you are well take care off).
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matchesarelit · 9 months
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Squid Game Masterlist
*= suggestive (minors dni) ** = smut (minors dni)
Squid Game
Guards
Writings
Big ol' softy (Part 2) (Part 3)
Soft!Guard helps reader escape softness ensues
Seamstress
Acting as the Frontman's PA, and when you have to lead a group of guards you have to teach a lesson in respect.
Chef
Acting as the Frontman's PA, and when you have to lead a group of guards you end up having them all hanging off your every word.
Bridge Engineer
Acting as the Frontman's PA, and when you have to lead a group of guards you end up having them all clinging to you like koalas.
Commands SChMeScHmAnDs
All of the guards being commanded to keep their distance from you, the designer of this year's game rooms as you paint and plan and decorate, but they can't help checking on you.
Fighting
Sang-Woo
Writings
Mixed messages
Feeling insecure about your relationship with Sang Woo because of the mixed messages he keeps sending you.
The Salesman
Writings
Train Platform**
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ladyqueendrag · 7 months
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“How About You Use Your Body To Pay?”
Part I
Squid Game The Salesman x OF f reader
This is an expansion to the Drabble I wrote
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Pairing: The Salesman x OF Reader
Rating:NC-17 but this chapter doesn’t have the sexy part yet 😩 bare with me, you sexy assholes, you!
Warning: smut, stalking, blackmail, dubcon, The Salesman being a sexy creep, reader is an OF girl so ya know, dirty talk, oral, a slap, just dirty, you guys, it’s just filth.
Summary: The Salesman was told to pick the next player… And he messed up badly.
You play the game and win. That’s all they have to do. Play. And just maybe win.
“Good luck.” Said the Salesman to himself in a smug way as his eyes skimmed the streets of Seoul. He was looking for a particular face in the crowd. Your face. He was given a list of names of those down on their luck. And it was finally your turn to play on his list.
He sat down on an empty bench and opened his briefcase, looking at the picture of the girl he was searching for. Your face. He wasn’t going to admit it; quite frankly he wasn’t allowed to admit it, but the second he saw your picture, he felt a little flutter as his eyebrow cocked to the side and a quick tightness in his slacks.
He knew your face, your place of employment, and where you liked to hang out. That was more than enough for him. And if the worse was to happen, he had your home address as well.
He put your picture away in his briefcase and made his way to the foreign bookstore he knew you worked at. The small chime on the door dinged and he heard a soft voice. “Welcome.” A soft women’s voice said in a heavy American accent.
Bingo. He found you.
You never took your eyes off the task at hand, even when greeting customers. You were too miserable to be courteous. You were a struggling woman in the heart of Seoul trying to get by; you moved to South Korea with the prospects of being close to your friends and getting a good job where you didn’t struggle paycheck to paycheck. And then all of that went to shit. After borrowing all the money you could from friends and family back in the states, you picked up a job at a small book store. But that’s wasn’t enough. Not nearly enough to make ends meet.
What is a girl to do who’s shit out of luck and can’t catch a break? You did what you would hope no one ever would find out; you became a camgirl and did sex videos to make money.
You became numb to your schedule. Bookstore for the majority of the day, then rush home and turn on that camera and get naked. Quite frankly in the beginning you didn’t mind it too much. Other than the occasional paranoia of someone you care about finding out what you do, your sex drive made the humiliation tolerable.
You were throwing your usual pity party as you got on your knees and started to sort out books by alphabetical order, not realizing the pair of eyes that were watching you closely. You self-consciously tugged at your mini skirt and pulled up your tight blouse, knowing better you should have packed an additional set of clothes and not worn your “other job’s uniform” to work. But you didn’t have the time today. You never wore such an outfit to the bookshop but you were strapped for time and your work slacks were in the wash.
“Pardon me-“
“AHH!” You screamed and dropped the books as you turned around on your knees, glasses almost falling off your face.
The man in front of you in a suit and tie gave an amused look, smirk plastered on his handsome face as he took a step back.
“Forgive me, I didn’t mean to startle you.” He said as he squatted down to retrieve a book that made its way in front of him. Your cheeks flushed and you adjusted your glasses as you took in the gorgeous stranger in front of you.
“Oh, it’s quite alright, I startle easily, I think.” You said, trying to push past the embarrassment as he handed you the book in his hand.
“Well, try not to. It’s not like you’re alone here.” The man said as he smirked, knowing full well she was in fact alone today in her day shift.
“Oh, well I actually am today.” You said as you placed one book on top of the other, your cheeks feeling like they were on fire.
“What? You are?” The man bullshitted in false pretense and even let out a small tsk. “Well, I do apologize for startling you, ma’am.” He gave a smile and held out his hand to you. It was only then that you realized you were looking for support to stand up from the ground. Could this get anymore embarrassing?
You took the stranger’s soft hand and stood to your feet, smiling back until you heard a small pop.
More embarrassing? Well, it just became absolutely, painfully humiliating.
His eyes went wide as he narrowed down to your chest. A button had popped off your top, revealing the top of your breast and the lacy red bra underneath. You slowly looked down at yourself and then brought your gaze up to the man’s surprised face.
“Well, now that I have made a complete and total fool of myself, twice, I’m gonna go back and do my inventory before my skirt falls off or I throw up.” You gave the gentleman a bow and turned around, wanting to drop dead at that very moment.
“Oh, miss, I don’t scare easily. At all.” You turned around, holding the books to your chest like some school girl talking to her crush.
“Actually… I was wondering if I could talk to you for just a second.” He said while slipping a hand into his pocket and placing his briefcase on the floor.
Your eyes went from the briefcase to his face a few times. “Sorry, we’re not soliciting anything at the moment, sir.” You said, pushing the glasses once more up your nose.
He grinned again and you felt your pussy spasm. What the fuck, bitch? Why are you so quickly smitten by any handsome man that shows you interest? But there was something about this man… This Salesman?
“You know, I get that a lot… But I would love to steal a moment of your time.” You bit your lip at his words, your high heels tapping against the tile floor loudly.
And the Salesman couldn’t help but to take in your figure, feeling like a fucking perv at that moment.
“I… I’m-I’m so sorry, I really need to get back to what I’m doing but if you have any questions about any book…” you started to turn around, starting to feel a bit nervous but his voice made you stop on your track.
“There’s no one here… Y/N.”
Your eyes went wide and you were struck with fear. You did not own a name tag for anyone to know your name. What. The. Fuck?
You slowly turned on your heel, removing your glasses and you felt your heart pounding in your ears.
“… Who are you?” You said in a shaky voice. And of course, that caused the man to grin wickedly.
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“You want me to do WHAT, now?!”
You both were sitting on a desk behind the bookstore, your feet tapping once more as you listened to this man’s ridiculous words.
“I’m asking for you to play a game with me.” He reached into his suit pocket and pulled out two envelopes, a red one and a blue one. Why the hell was this man smiling so damn much knowing he was scaring the fuck out of you? And why did he have to be so fucking handsome?
“For money?” You asked, earning a nod from him.
“Against you?” And that earned another nod from The Salesman.
Your eyes went from the envelopes to his eyes, your breath caught in your throat. “What’s the worse that can happen, Y/N?” He asked, cocking a brow as he tilted his head slightly.
You swallowed hard, silence filling the store for a moment.
‘It would be so easy, Y/N. And you can give up your second job.’ You thought deeply for a second. A shaky hand reached up to his, slowly inching up to the red envelope when you stopped yourself.
“… No. No, thank you.” You said and stood up, fearing the worst about this game and where it would lead.
That took The Salesman by surprise and he gave you a confused look.
“Aren’t you sick of working in a bookshop, living paycheck to paycheck with no end in sight?”
So he didn’t know? About your second income? What a fucking relief!
“Actually, sir, I don’t live paycheck to paycheck. Not anymore. Thank you for your offer, but I’m gonna have to respectfully decline. Now if you’ll excuse me…”
‘Second income? She doesn’t have a second income.’ He thought to himself as he placed the envelopes back in his chest pocket.
“There’s no need to lie, Y/N. I know this is your only source of money and you need it badly.”
There was a switch in your brain the second you looked up at the old grandfather clock. It was time to clock out and go to your second job. It was as if another personality took over your body and you slowly turned to face him, a sensuous look on your face as you started to approach the Salesman.
Now it was his turn to swallow hard as he gave you a quizzical look. You strutted to him, hands at your hips until you were inches from him, and then you trapped him against the desk, hands slamming down on each side of the desk.
“If only you knew.” Your voice changed, your nose just a hair away from his and his eyes went wide.
“Wait, what are you doing?” He asked as he pulled back away from you.
“I make more than you probably do, sir. Way more… And you don’t wanna know. Trust. Me.” Your nails dragged against the desk and you pulled away from him, leaving the Salesman with confusion and a hard-on he wasn’t expecting.
“Now, lock up!” You threw the store keys at him, his hands barely catching them as you stood tall with dripping sexuality. “I trust you to have a goodnight, dear sir.” You grabbed your Louis Vuitton from beside the desk and strutted away, slamming the front door. And he was so damn confused. A second form of income was not at all in your file.
“Well… That’s a new one.” The Salesman thought to himself, eyes moving rapidly in confusion.
‘She’s lying. And I’m gonna make her play the game. One way or another.’
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whorror-barbie · 2 years
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A good lesson in fucking (au! Virgin! Ceo! The Salesman x Bimbo! sugar baby! Fem! Reader) (part 1)
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general series summary: you find out your sugar daddy is a virgin and you would love to help him explore his sexual desires
Warnings: nothing explicit at this time, maybe some suggestive language and sexual themes. this fic is 18+, so you've been warned.
A/n: I just wanted to write about an older handsome man whose a virgin( so literally a 40 year-old virgin lol) and btw I'm giving him the name Seok-woo again, so I'm not always calling him the salesman, so I hope that's fine with y'all. Enjoy :)
P.s: I have an AO3 account under the name whorrorwritings, part 2 will be up on there by the time I post this part on here, if you can't wait head over there and read it if you want to!
"Wait, you're going over to his house?! You don't even know him" that is the sound of your distressed friend on the other side of the phone.
" Oh, will you stop worrying. He seems like such a nice guy " you open up a pretty pink box to see a really cute yet sophisticated dress. "Honey, just because he buys you stuff, doesn't mean he's a nice guy." She tries to reason with you as you're trying on the dress he wanted you to wear for the meetup, It hugs your curves beautifully as you look at yourself in the mirror. " I mean, you told me you don't even know his name or what he looks like, what if he's a serial killer..you never know" she continues and let out a sigh as you're still smiling.
"Look, I get your concerns, but I'll be fine, and besides it doesn't hurt to meet the guy who financially supported me for 6 months when I was settling here" you do not really understand why she's so worried. sure she has a point, he's seen only ever seen you and your body online multiple times, but don't know a thing about him. Finally, you hear her sigh coming from the other side of the line. "I know you're not going to listen, but please be safe and text me if you need anything, I'll be there so fast I swear" you giggle at your worried friend. " I'll keep you posted, I'll talk to you later, bye, " you say cheerfully and you both hang up. You are fully ready, now it's time to leave for your date.
30 minutes later, you arrive at his beautiful home by a car he sent out for you. Looking around and starting to approach the home, you're regretting this with every heartbeat as you walk closer. what if your friend is right? What if he does murder you? There is no turning back now. you ring the doorbell anyways, waiting until you are greeted by a tall, handsome man at the door.
"hey, miss it's finally nice to meet you," he says so kindly, you look into his eyes and it was love at first. You were not expecting this gorgeous man to be your sugar daddy, but you definitely were not complaining at all. In a matter of seconds, you were already planning a wedding, and having a family with this man "are you ok?" You look up at him "oh sorry" as you enter his home.
Inside his home is beautifully furnished and spacious, but that is to be excepted from a rich CEO. "I must say you're as gorgeous in person." he says with a bit of nervousness in his voice as he's scratching the back of his head "oh, why thank and you're quite a handsome gentleman." You giggle slightly which makes him arrange his tie at your response, he seems to be feeling hot?
" by the way... my name is Seok-Woo... I don't think I ever told you my name before..umm ever" he laughs nervously. "Oh, Seok-Woo? what a nice name." You smile brightly. The two of you are just standing there in awkward silence for a minute as you look up at him with your pretty eyes, and he starts to look around out of nervousness.
"so..um did you eat anything yet? I can umm. set something up" he asked you politely. " Oh, sure I can go for a snack" nodding at him. "Ok, I'll be right back then" he bows slightly then heads into his kitchen.
While he's doing that, you start to wander around his house looking at the beautiful paintings that hang on the walls, taking in his decor. making your own journey around his house until you see a door slightly open to a room, begging for someone to enter it. The curiosity is killing you, so you go inside to check it out.
upon entering, you see nothing but a bunch of half-naked anime figurines on his shelf against each corner of his walls, and you look in awe "wow, what a cute doll" you let out a ditzy laugh, holding one of the figurines in your hand as you inspect it ''wow, she's very curvy" tilting your head then look at your own body." what else does he have in here?'' you proceeds to look around when you spot a stack of hentai mangas and so you pick it up to read the title.
"Super big titty sluts xxx" you say out loud to yourself then open up the book to flip the pages, and you see some very lewd images which makes your face feel like it's on fire, it was nothing but big titties everywhere, and dicks going in every hole. "The pages are stuck together? I wonder why?" As you try to continue to read the manga, figuring out the storyline.
"Hey! Why are you in here?" You jump so hard, dropping his manga and figurine in the process " Oh my god, I'm sorry! I was just waiting..and and I.." your face still feels so hot at what you saw. Wow, he's into some freaky stuff you thought. when he sees you drop his figurine, he wanted to lose it on you, but he remains calm. those figurines are his prize possessions, he's paid a pretty penny for all of them.
"Oh, well... please don't do this again." He says softly as he goes over to pick up his figurine and carefully places it back on the shelf, he looks over her to make sure you didn't mark her up " Umm.. so you want to watch a movie together?" his attention on you now, nodding your head yes as you leave out of his very interesting room.
😳
10 minutes into this suspense drama, it's pretty good so far. You start moving your body closer to his to rest your head on his shoulder. You can feel him put his arm around your arm awkwardly in response. You sigh of relief, looking up at him into his eyes, but he looks away fast.
"Are you enjoying this movie, babes?" You giggle as you feel him trying not to look down at your cleavage . " Umm...yeah..it's good.. how about you? do you like the film?'' He asks, trying to focus his attention on the movie. " I mean it's definitely interesting, but I'm more interested in you, Seok-Woo" he can feel himself getting hard at your voice alone, you're as sexy as the women he sees in the hentai on his computer screen every night.
"how about this?" You straddle his lap, facing him. you're feeling his boner twitching in his dress pants" oh wow, I can feel how big you are, impressive." you giggle with the motion of your boobs jiggling and he looks nervous, though he is enjoying the view. "How about we have some fun? I at least owe you for taking care of me" You wink at him then proceed to kiss on the crook of his neck as you grab his hands so he feels up your ass, but he doesn't squeeze it. you're grinding on him and moaning like a needy whore into his neck. Seok-Woo's eyes are closed while grunting under his breath, focusing on feeling your pussy lips with his tip. this is the perfect scenario that he's been dreaming about, he might cum from this alone.
You reach for his belt to remove it, but his hand stops you in mid-motion. Surprised, you look up at him and his facial expression is reading regret it seems "Stop, Hun" he says out of breath. " Not now" he looks down. Feeling confused, but You get off of him, and sit back down on the couch, this is very awkward now. "I'm really sorry, Seok-Woo...I hope I didn't offend you" did you read the room wrong? Is he not into you like you thought he was.
"you should leave" he simply says which was another dagger to your heart. grabbing your purse as you get up to leave and he follows you to the door. "Text me to let me know that you got home safely... and oh I'll be wiring your weekly allowance to your account tomorrow, have a good night," he says then shuts the door in your face, not giving you a second to respond.
Tears start to stream down your face. You're feeling horrible and embarrassed. that's when your Phone is ringing off in your purse so you check to see that it's your friend, Hong-Ga young again, so you pick it up.
"Oh thank God, he didn't murder you," she says but then she hears you sniffling. "Oh..what's the matter? Are you alright?" Her voice sounds very worried, and you try to keep your composure. " Yeah, I'm ok, Ummm can you pick me up?" You wipe away the tears with your sleeve. " Of course! I'll be there in a second" she says hastily. Both of you say your byes then hang up the phone.
While you are chilling on his steps with your morbid thoughts clouding your mind. a big raindrop falls on your knee, and out of nowhere rain starts to violently poor down. With no umbrella in sight, you're all drenched now, can this night get any worse? You just need to bundle up in a blanket and forget about this night that ever happened, hoping everything will be better tomorrow.
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agp · 6 months
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"BOTH TOILETS!!" screams the time traveller from the future where those words conjure a dystopian space full of comedic potential
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muchmossymess · 4 months
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free-for-all-fics · 11 months
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Squid Game prompts and thoughts. Yeah, I know this fandom may be dead, but these are old and have been sitting in my notes app for a long time so I figure I might as well share them here anyway. Maybe it’ll be revived at some point with season 2, who knows. If anyone is inspired by or uses these, pls tag me. I’d love to read it 💜
1. Since In-ho gave Jun-ho a kidney, what if you, In-ho’s spouse, have an unspecified life threatening disease but couldn’t afford treatment. You’re the motive for In-Ho becoming a dirty cop who takes bribes and later entering the games. After winning and becoming the Frontman, he secretly transfers you to his private quarters on the island while you’re cared for; mostly bedridden, closely monitored, hooked up to tubes and wires with all the medication you need, etc. Maybe you’re put in a medical coma or are otherwise in and out of consciousness/disoriented and lethargic. He spends years using his resources and power as Frontman to cure you. Even if he keeps you sedated to take that edge off reality and make things sort of a blur for you. So you’re in an almost constant stupor where you think you’re dreaming even when you’re awake, etc. He’d try to keep you in the dark about the games and what he does, but what if you know more than you let on? What if Jun-ho inadvertently found you while snooping in the Frontman’s private quarters during his investigation into the disappearances of both you and his brother? (Ep. 5 & 7)?
2. “Isn’t the idea supposed to be ‘you saved my life, now I owe you a debt’?”
“Nope. You saved my life, now I’m your problem.” With either Salesman or Frontman.
3. It’s been a few weeks since your (relative, friend, neighbor, you choose.) went missing. You hear a knock on the door. As you open it, you realize that the man in front of you is not a typical solicitor or salesman. Before you can say anything, he says, “They said you’ll pay the debt.”
4. He’s one of the best recruiters for the games. A mastermind of persuasion and manipulation. He could sell rocks to jewelers, woo any man or woman, and even get away with murder. Until he meets you, his match: The most obstinate, unyielding, stubborn person whom he’s ever encountered. Your personal records tell him you’re not in the best of situations, and yet you’re not falling for any of his tricks or games. There’s nothing you seem to want or need that he can offer you. You keep turning him down, declining everything he claims he can give you, totally uninterested and not falling for any of it. But that just makes you all the more intriguing to him. As frustrating as you are, you’re a challenge. And neither of you are ones to give up easily. Maybe he won’t recruit you to play in the games after all. Maybe your resolve to resist temptation shows him you have potential for something even greater.
5. You’re one of the most aggressive salespeople alive; you steal money from your “customers” but leave an item they want, of equivalent value, behind. You’re threatening the Salesman’s “business” by taking away his “customers”. He has to decide what to do about this. Would he try to get you out of the way? Or Perhaps you could be a useful “business” partner?
6. The world’s most arrogant salesman meets the world’s most ignorant customer.
7. In-ho and Salesman, or In-ho and Jun-ho prompt: After years of struggling to pay off your college tuitions, all your debts are taken care of. Relief grows into suspicion when you come home. An unfamiliar black vehicle is parked nearby. Two men in expensive suits stand up when you enter. How did they get inside? “You’re not an easy person to track down. You know that, right?”
8. You’re behind on payments. A salesman recruits you to do a “housekeeping” job to clear your debt, handing you a card. His “colleague” (The Frontman) will act as your benefactor if you accept. It isn’t until you’re kidnapped and wake up on an island that you find out your task is to act as a forensic cleaner. You’re expected to wash away, disinfect and sanitize every game’s messes, removing all traces of murder and death after bodies are disposed. Not a drop of blood in sight. No human matter or fingerprints left to be found. You haven’t officially met the Frontman, but from what guards have said, you don’t want to know what would happen if he found out you missed a spot. The pink guards and surviving players leave you alone to do your job at the end of each game. But something is wrong. It feels like someone is still there, watching you at all times. What’s also weird is you’re assigned a room close to the Frontman’s quarters and kept separate from the other guards. He doesn’t trust the other guards to leave you be. Basically, you’re the only masked guard who’s a woman during the games. In-ho and/or the Salesman is interested in you and purposely sought you out. What happens?
9. You’re deep in student debt with no hope to pay it off in your lifetime, so you do the logical thing: Fake your death and move to South Korea to live an inconspicuous life under a new identity. The bank can’t really do anything since you’re “dead”. All your paper/online trails have been expertly wiped. So you thought. Some years later, door-to-door salesmen in your area start asking to be let inside. You know that’s not how salesmen do things. Something’s up. This prompts you to move around the country, never staying still too long. Seoul, Busan, etc. you’re on the move the second you feel they’re onto you. Until a man in a gray suit enters your train compartment and slides the door shut behind him. He sits next to you despite there being empty seats. His polite demeanor becomes unnerving. Small talk becomes invasive. He asks rhetorical questions - already knowing everything about you. He’s backing you into a corner. He opens his briefcase to display damning evidence detailing your “past life”, a sly smile on his face. Well, shit. Can’t run or hide on a moving train. And it’s a non-stop trip that will take a few hours. What do you do now?
10. Being In-ho and Jun-ho’s younger sister would include, before and after In-ho’s entered the games? Or maybe a fic where you’re their younger sister and unknowingly in a relationship with the Salesman (as in, you don’t know what exactly he does for work and are in the dark about your eldest brother’s involvement with the games. Your other brother doesn’t tell you much, if anything, about his investigations into In-ho’s disappearance, claiming the less you know the safer you’ll be. To you, your eldest brother is still missing after so many years and Jun-ho is still trying to find him. You haven’t heard from either of them in so long. Recently, Jun-ho has stopped responding to your messages. Now you’re getting worried. You may have to go out there and find your brothers yourself, to hell with the risks.)
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mattzerella-sticks · 1 year
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Bring back a Hal Jordan who starts a series of new jobs and fails at them as he tries to readjust to life on Earth.
Uber Driver Hal Jordan.
Fabletics sales person Hal Jordan.
Marijuana Dispensary Customer Service Representative Hal Jordan.
Barista Hal Jordan.
And more.
We can put this man through a host of situations.
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notthestarwar · 9 months
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@dukeoftheblackstar He's like my pet rock. I'm putting that man in situations. I'm taking him out of situations. I'm giving him opinions about vegetables. I'm having him eat vegetables in space because I think its funny. I'm having him give up valuable storage space so he can carry vegetables wherever he goes
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like many spicy-brain children i had that thing of reading way above my level but also just fundamentally not understanding how the world works, so when i was like eight and reading dracula for the first time, i had absolutely no idea what a solicitor was
however, i HAD seen all the signs on doors saying "no soliciting"
and this led me to deduce that our friend jonathan was just. an incredibly determined door-to-door salesman
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volcanogal12 · 10 months
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there’s something a little more impactful for Gabe 1′s fight music for me for some reason compared to Gabe 2′s (both are fire though don’t get me wrong)
I think the reason Gabe 1′s music is a little more impactful is because it feels so impersonal, like this is the song that plays whenever he smites some random hooligan rather than a scampering robot who Won’t Fucking Die.
I know that sounds a little odd to say that something so impersonal leaves more of an impression but it makes the Gabe 2 fight so much better since the music is definitely a little more hectic and personal as is the fight itself.
If you really think about it it’s kinda like if a salesman came up to your door, and you just threw the thing he was selling into a garbage can while he’s telling you about it yknow. and then the salesman proceeds to beat the shit out of you.
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If the squid games fandom is still alive pls send me request 😔💞
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steakout-05 · 7 months
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he's such a sad little guy i love him a lot :) so funny how he immediately went from Australia's #1 most saddest soppingly wet little man you've ever seen, to blowing up a lab and stealing their assets every Tuesday morning for Shits And Giggles™
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ladyqueendrag · 6 months
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Teaser for next chapter!
(This gif was too perfect to not use)
He had you by the neck, your heart racing as you dug your nails into his expensive suit and you could feel his breath against your ear.
“So what body part do you want? An arm, a kidney? You wanna Saw me like the movies?” Your voice was shaky and your Korean has never sounded so pathetic. In fact, the fear ripped you in half, you weren’t even sure what language you were speaking.
“You’re trembling.” The Salesman whispered into your ear, completely ignoring your question.
“Just how afraid are you? Would you do anything to save your life?” He squeezed your neck slightly tighter and you closed your eyes, trying to not think of all the things he would do. Knock you out and chop you up? Slice your skin off slowly? Use your body for his own pleasure?
“Please… I’m begging you, don’t-“ you couldn’t finish your thought, a surprised gasp leaving your lips when his hand slowly pushed your skirt up and started softly stroking your thigh.
So this was for his pleasure.
Your eyes snapped open in surprise when that same hand found your ass and he squeezed it as his lips found your neck, giving it an open sloppy kiss.
“You’re gonna pay me your debt while I ruin you.”
You didn’t know if it was fear or lust but your pussy tightened and your panties immediately became wet.
GIF by @gifsbykinkykatbitch
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