#in a way that doesnt look stupid

[ghostespresso]

staff logging on to tumblr dot com today

#staff sweetie i Promise you an algorithm would kill this webbed site #changing the way reblogs look/work would Absolutely kill this webbed site too #this is a Blogging Platform i dont want it to be like tiktok or twitter jesus #if you NEED to change something literally listen to the the Tumblr Users you pretend you cant hear #if money is what you need make your userbase Happy and you should be fine #the shop is fine blaze posts are fine ad free subscriptions are fine but dont get rid of shit that Works For You in favor of making money #someone really laced up their clown boots today im. so tired staff please dont #tumblr staff #EDIT: staff updated their original post to say we were all misunderstanding but #that doesnt stop the post from being stupid #the whole post was worded for Investors and then presented to the userbase #if you say 'we have big changes planned!' and dont put in the 'as options' its Your Fault that people read it as 'were changing everything' #staff isnt stupid. they know how they Should have worded it better than what they did #so yeah. someone Did lace up their clown boots before they hit post #edit pt 2 lol for the record i dont think tumblr would actually go through with all their changes in that post #they know how the userbase is and there are A Lot of us #i just dont like how? idk. condescending? the post sounded #and out of every place on the internet being being burned alive in the name of money #tumblr is the one place i know enough about to be Actually mad at lol #ive really liked some stuff staff has done in recent years #but talking to your userbase that way wasnt one

[wikoymi]

stiff ahh pose but crazy how its taken me Seven Months to draw a nagito that looks even somewhat remotely close to how he looks in my head. Big day

#nagito komaeda #sdr2 #danganronpa #danganronpa fanart #komaeda nagito #fanart #art #finished #wikoart #ok im just gonna rant about how he looks ive done this before in ts but #Hair. ok you guys know those like cheap ass wigs that have been crimped or wtv you call it. Nagito #Not like the shiny plastic ones but like. The ones that have been really brushed up? i dont know it just feels very coarse i guess #not in the way that he doesnt like wash his hair bc he def does but thats just how his hair is #his mullet type thing is so important to me i can never really translate it well into my art #i got it here tho so. :33333 #other important nagito design aspects because i love him a lot #back profile. big ass hood. semi baggy jeans. stupid eyelashes. the fold on the back of his jacket like midway down where it like goes out #the WALLET CHAIN. #the 55 on the back of his jacket #i just really like his jacket. its so ugly #wide ass shoulders #freakishly tall #i know hes only like 5’11 but you know thats still like a foot taller than me hes freakishly tall to me #bony hands #hes such a freak #i love him so much #his skin is def dry as hell #sandpaper #anemic so hes like freezing to thr touch #COLLARBONES

[silly-chiroptera]

dumbfuck

#dsaf #gmod #dsaf dave #dsaf dave miller #he doesnt know how to rocket launcher #THIS IS SO STUPID i keep giggling at the way his ragdoll looks whenever i die in gmod

[soldier-poet-king]

I can just....go buy new stuff??? And my mother can judge but she can't stop me???? I can buy new pillows frequently BC my fucked neck and jaw and I don't have to stoically suffer to save money or whatever hero martyr complex she insists on making us all endure??? I can buy new tank bras that are both comfortable and don't make my brain scream even tho I haven't worn my current ones to absolute shreds yet??? And she can't stop me??? Her disapproval won't actually make the world end even if it feels like it will??? I can inhabit my body in ways that do not create mental or physical pain by spending (a tbf not even that much amount) of money???

WHACK

#the duality of fran #anyway this sounds sad but i am actually well #this is like!!! oh??? i can do things??? #it sounds stupid. im a well educated adult with a good job. ofc i can do things #AND YET. AND YET!!!!!! #anyway gonna go buy pillows tonight probs or for sure this weekend #and i tried the crop tank bras from understance holy shit i am never wearing anything else ever again #it is like. crop top tank top meets sports bra #i am SOOO comfortable and it doesnt look a way that makes me hate my shape

[chilpilled]

sighs. anyways i think chil is a sloppy drunk who gets very affectionate and talkative and laios likes to go out drinking with him but drinks a lot less so he can keep him out of trouble and make sure he gets home safe. u already know where this is going. chil struggles with being emotionally open but thats fine because hes already told laios how much he cares about him dozens of times before, he just doesnt remember <3

#laios is in the absolutely insane position where chil looks at him and is like. ur hair looks less messy than usual. did u brush it for once #and just yesterday chil was shitfaced and telling him hes the most beautiful person on the planet. etc #i dont think laios would ever take advantage of it either which is like. so important to me #laios doesnt ply him with drinks or anything chil just gets wasted either way and laios is like hey should u maybe slow doen? and chil is #no. you beautiful stupid piece of shit #i think if he drinks enough hes like the mix between a drunk partygirl and when old men get really emotional. hes both #slutting it up between heartfelt moments of sincerity #etc

[sonknuxadow]

now that sonic prime is over im even more confused about people insisting that its canon and will tie into the game timeline somehow and its place in the timeline will be clear by time the show ends . like all the little contradictions that make it hard to believe this is the game universe aside. theres no undeniable in universe evidence that this is the game canon and not just a separate universe thats more faithful to the games than any of the other sonic tv shows are. and theres also no hint to where this would take place if it was canon aside from shadow and rouge being there but that doesnt really narrow it down much . this whole situation is just confusing and weird

#sonic prime #sonic prime spoilers #tagging because i will go into spoiler territory a bit but i saved it for the tags so people could look away if they forgot #to blacklist the spoiler tags or whatever #anyway i guess it doesnt Really matter. because with the way it ended the events of the show dont affect game canon too much #and nobody but sonic (and possibly shadow? his situation is weird im not really sure if he remembers. but i hope he does) #remembering the events of prime would work as an in universe explanation for why prime is never talked about or referenced at all #but idk. the insistence that its 100 percent canon is still weird . for all the reasons i said already #ngl i was worried that there would be an absolutely shitty ending that makes some stupid pointless change to the game lore #but that didnt even happen and its still not clear where this would take place if it was canon hello #i probably wouldnt even care about this at all if people didnt keep trying to convince me it was canon and that its place #in the timeline would make sense by the end but that is what happened and that is why i cared #whatever

[wormonastringtime]

perfectly average glass of water

#ok look this is stupid but i rlly do love the idea of lupin's cartooniness showing in the weirdest ways. like. lupin can fit so many things #in his jacket pockets right? and he has them specially tailored so it would make sense if he had modifications for extra pockets and whatnot #BUT sometimes there are things he could have on him that are just ridiculous. like sure you could have him take out a large hammer or #whatever. but could you imagine like. meeting some guy who seems a little off but you ignore it and then suddenly hes holding a perfectly #average glass of water? no lid anywhere. the water is chilled. theres an ice cube in it. but theres also no condensation on the glass. #it's like it was just poured but you didn't see or hear it being prepared. it's just. here. and the weird guy doesnt comment on it at all. #it would be genuinely bizzare. anyway. i thought that would be funny lol didnt mean to drag it along in the tags #my art #doodle #digital art #lupin iii #lupin the third #ms paint

[maskyartist]

thinkin about crystal clay au again (as usual belongs to @warning-heckmouth OKAY LETS ROLL)

like...yknow how Floyd n Branch got a connection? theyre like THE brothers for each other? and we can assume the eldest got really connected so JD and Bruce are a pair

so i was thinkin who works with Clay, and while i love his dynamic with JD and their sorta bittersweet brotherly love, im givin it to Bruce because i just...i KNOW Bruce was the gentle brother in comparison to JD.

its like having a "fun dad" and a "working dad". John Dory was always pushing for rehearsals and practice, dragging Clay away from his books n such to do their shows. hes fun for everyone else but not for Clay i dont think

but with (Sp)Bruce I feel like they actually get along in their own "older brother/baby brother" way.

i can just see it in my head so clearly,,,,Bruce readin to Clay when they were younger, Clay helpin Bruce in the kitchen with baking n cookin when JD wasnt around, Clay liked structure and Bruce had that instead of JD's wild schedule of work that's fun for everyone but him (from how it seemed)

also dont think i forgot that pound we got in the movie that smooth handshake??? no way in hell that wasnt a constant in childhood like Clay looks at JD and says "John" Clay looks at Bruce and is immediately just "OMG THATS MY BIG BROTHER WHO I LOVE SO VERY VERY MUCH-sup bro" LIKE LISTEN-

#masky says #dreamworks trolls #trolls clay #trolls bruce #trolls spruce #trolls band together #crystal clay au #ITS A LOTTA TAGS I KNOW BUT IM VOUCHING VIOLENTLY FOR MY BRUCE + CLAY VIBES #the idea of post-bottle Clay waking up to seeing his brothers #mf doesnt even spare a glance at JD just looks right at Bruce like 'it hurts...' #AND THE WAY BRUCE DOESNT HESITATE TO HOLD HIM LIKE RAAAAA I FEEL STUPID CRAZY INSANE #fuck that earlier fic i made i didnt understand the clay bruce dynamic JD can have his own adventures into angst #im on the LEAST popular brothers tonight and its gonna be EVERYONES PROBLEM

[redysetdare]

I'm sorry but lmk not being clear on what MK knows about monkey king is sooo frustrating. He's some how his biggest fan who knows so much until the story requires him to have never known anything and it's like... why did you set him up as a monkey king fan it then just decide "actually he doesn't know shit" bro grew up to adulthood hearing stories and somehow knows Jack shit about the guy he supposedly fanboys over.

#text #monkie kid #tbh sounds like most lmk fans who never touched jjtw #but auuughh its so annoying to have that part of his character thrown out for plot #its not even a 'what he was told was wrong' #HE NEVER SAYS 'wait i thought it went like X' #He just straight up doesnt know shit about anything suddenly when the plot requires it #which is basically the moment macaque fucking shows up #this is one reason i hate that they dont actually tell us how much of the past is known and what the source is #monkey king is popular. is jttw real? u cant say 'tge past isnt what it seems' when we r never told the past #the show does jackshit to give us a timeline n jack shit to tell us what the world believes #so any changes they make to the past are usually annoying snd stupid and treated as such big reveal #when we had NO REASON to think things ever happened any other way #because they never fucking set it up with the world building #not to mention a majority of changes lately have been 'look at how awful wukong is actually' #completely ignoring his arc in jttw like thanks i fucking hate you #anyways

[hewwio]

#ive rewatched gonzo yesterday #gonzo hellsing #hellsing #seras victoria #i love the amount of attention paid to Seras #also all of her iconic looks! #ovas are nothing style-wise compared to the gonzo tbh #so i dont understand people hating on it; like it is even good that is doesnt follow the manga frame by frame #sure some moments were really stupid but the first half is so much cooler #idk despite all the silly stuff it feels more mature than the ovas #also i have a feeling that the rest of millenium as they are would seem kinda tasteless in gonzoverse #funny that at the same time millenium is like the only thing that interests me in the ovas ughhh #i wish i could make deep art analysis and stuff but my brain won't work that way #upd as ive re-read it a minute after posting: #maybe ovas are not 'nothing' but they surely arent as stylish #especially if we're talking about soundtrack; ive seen people saying ova has a good one but.. #well i do too like Carl Maria von Weber but they didn't even include the best part of the opera (Jägerchor) duh

[lokh]

FINALLY ANOTHER LAIOS/SHURO ENJOYER!! ppl love toxic yaoi until one of them is actually mean and jealous of the other🙄

ITS YOU AND ME AGAINST THE WORLD

#AJAJDHDJD I DIDNT THINK IT WAS.... TOXIC #certainly that wasnt the dynamic i was enjoying 😭😭😭 i just like the idea that #after all the genuine annoyance and negative feelings #shuro realises what we all already knew. laios and falin literally the same #at least in the sense that he has the same traits that shuro finds attractive in falin #just.. slightly to the left and apparently enough to make a massive difference #i guess it kinda is You wanna fuck me so bad it makes u look stupid #even laios realises it in the magic mirror extra he says Well why DOESNT he like me #i also like insects (irt what made him fall in love with falin) #THERES NOT EVEN A SHIP TAG I HAD TO COME UP WITH IT. ME #AND THERES NOTHING IN THERE (YET) #LAISHURO FOR EVER!!!!!! #ANON #ASK #HAVE A NICE DAY KEEP FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT #shuro also is in the interesting spot of being disliked for . getting in the way of a ship LMAO #at least thats what im perceiving the lack of interest as being due to

[theceaselessidiot]

ok we've talked about how robin looks at nancy, but can we please talk about nancys reaction to robin getting in the boat?

#she looks so surprised but also kind of stunned and impressed #like she can't believe that robin would choose to forgo steve's hand and just do it her own way? #like i feel like robin has sensory issues and doesnt like being touched #but nancy doesn't know that #the way shes looking at robin is just her thinking: oh my god shes a weirdo; shes adorable...wait...what??? #i really want to write fanfic about just this moment #also sry for the shitty gif quality i am to stupid to color using gimp and i really wanted to talk about this moment #nancy wheeler starting to fall in love little by little #ronance #stranger things #my gifs

[skenpiel]

and here is the line that made everybody mischaracterize kanaya until the end of time as some sort of Fancy Regal Lady who Drinks Tea and not a Complete And Utter Maniac. she literally talks like papyrus like wtf

#just bc shes autistic and puts in a lot of effort to communicate 'normally' doesnt mean shes a calm and collected elegant vampire chick -_- #people forget. people forget so easily #also i only realized this during my reread but she literally does talk like papyrus. like if i imagine him saying her lines it just works #its their shared autism swag that makes them add. just a few words too many #which is awesome btw i do that too ^__^ #i alwas feel like i like. have to add as many words as possible so theres no risk of misinterpreting what im saying #like i want it to be Absolutely Clear what im trying to say so i say way too much in one sentence #also i like when people make papyrus' dialogue in ut fics Look Like This bc it reminds me of kanaya ^0^ #so anyway tl;dr neurotypicals who cant read ruined the fandoms perception of kanaya. and rose also except thats for a different reaosn #(read: she doesnt WANT you to know shes actually insane and stupid) #so its funny when ppl mischaracterize her in her favor like. congrats you fell for it

[infizero]

ok after listening to the english version of the death note musical....... unpopular opinion i think but i actually prefer the japanese version? dont get me wrong, with some of the songs i do think i might like the eng version more but..... idk i like the lyrics of the japanese version a lot more? and obviously i only know them via a translation but i know for a fact that the entire focus of certain songs are different between versions.

like in the english version of the game begins, L is talking about his strategy to track down kira. but in the japanese version, he's more so talking TO kira directly and saying that he's going to take him down from his "god" status to hell. or mortals and fools, which had a wholeee different vibe in the japanese version being called like a cruel dream. and uhhhh am i insane or was rem's song before she dies an entirely different song? cause in english it was like a sort of generic love song that was pretty chill considering the context, while in the japanese version it was this superrr melancholic and striking ballad she sang while floating around misa.

idk but i really do think i prefer the japanese version. but the og english version is good too!!! i really liked hurricane and the way it ends in particular

#in ''the way it ends'' btw light saying to L ''i've always stayed a step ahead; but you were with me all the way'' almost made me cry WHATTT #WHO MADE HIM FUCKING SAY THATTTTT THATS SUCH AN INSANE LYRIC #but anyway yeah i think i prefer the jp version a good amount #another thing was um. and this might be a stupid thing to be weird about but. L's actor was too passionate for my tastes #<- that sounds insane but if you know anime L you know what i mean right. like hes pretty reserved #and i felt in the japanese production i watched L's actor there was still a great performer and singer like putting work into those songs #while still keeping that air of L being more reserved and like. flat almost? i feel like the guy playing L in the eng version was too much #like ''im BELTTTINGGGGGG HOW IM GONNA FUCKING CATCCHHHH KIRA!!!!!!!!!!'' like bro calm down...... #ITS A GOOD PERFORMANCE it just doesnt read as L to me. and like thats fine whatever its an adaptation #but also in the japanese version they still did that adaptation while making L feel more like himself. so idk man #but anyway I WANNA SEE THIS NEW LONDON PRODUCTION SOOOOOOOO BAD #IVE SEEN PHOTOS AND IT LOOKS SO GOOD THE SET IS SOOOOOO COOL LOOKING OML #i need to see this musical live at SOME point in my life. pleaseeee can we get a north america production after this #serena.txt #death note posting

[bootlegfrank]

Still hate it when people call Gerard a girl only in context when he had long hair btw. If you're going to babygirlify your fav at least do better than perpetuating gender stereotypes.

#have you seen those pics of him at college with his short bleached hair #the messy red danger days hair etc etc i could go on #gerard is so girl and not just when he has shoulder-length hair #do better. commit. feminise that man even when he doesnt fit your stupid 'girl look' #gerard way #i dont know where this came from honestly sometimes things just spill over #discourse #tagging it cuz yeah #text

[im-smart-i-swear]

diversity win! your evil clone has pink hair and pronouns now

#vld #kuron vld #vld kuron #clone shiro #everyone look at my favourite stupid dumb guy pretty please #theyre not a man and not a woman and if youd ask for clarification theyd say theyre nonbinary for simplicitys sake #but. in reality i think buddy doesnt really like labelling themself #for them picking a set identity feels way too restricting. theyre just doing whatever #they dont care #they have a fuck ton more importrant things to care about than what label defines their gender best #so like.. they are nonbinary. but also not really???? they dont give a fuck honestly i think #good for them i guess! #my art #my funky guys