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incorrectenhypen · 2 months
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Sunghoon: Do you want to know your gay name?
Jake: My... my gay name?
Sunghoon: Yeah, it's your first name-
Jake: Haha. Very funny Sunghoon-
Sunghoon: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Jake: Oh- oh my god.
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encorrectenha · 7 months
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Sunoo: what is your job?
Sunghoon: beach
Sunoo: what?
Sunghoon: beach
Sunoo: no, what's your job?
Sunghoon: it's beach :D
Heeseung: let him be, he's had too many jobs that his brain isn't functioning
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kangnina · 2 months
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Interviewer: Describe yourself in a few words.
Jake: Head be genius. Dick game be the meanest.
ENHA: ....
Jake:
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nmixxedquotes · 2 months
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[ENHYPEN incorrect quotes using university student convos/vibes]
Heeseung: yo give me one hour of the week where i don't have to worry about the next hour
Jay: standing up right now is a waste of energy
Jake:i don't even know if this apple gives me the nutrients. it could be fake. imma take this croissant tho
Sunghoon: i've done one problem in 2 hours. *stares in disbelief*
Sunoo: you can find me at the highest level of the library. please and thank you.
Jungwon: discussion posts give me green text vibes
Niki: *rips syllabus*
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minhosimthings · 4 months
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Sunghoon: It's nice to know you're wanted isn't it?
Heeseung: yeah it is
Jake:
Jay:
Jake and Jay: NOT BY THE FUCKING LAW IT ISNT
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elsawr1tes · 9 months
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Jay after Jungwon’s GQ photoshoot: The first thing I look for in a man is his heart
Jay: It’s not my fault his tits are in the way
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myboyfriendjake · 7 months
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jake: what do you call a sick eagle? jay: what? jake: ill-eagle... haha... get it? jay: *rolls his eyes* jay: what do you call an annoying aussie? jake: what? jay: jake jake: :(
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incorrectenhabts · 27 days
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riki: can i tell a joke?
heeseung: go ahead
riki: why can’t dinosaurs clap?
enha: lol why
riki: because they’re all dead.
heeseung: sunoo tell a joke-
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iandiareisland · 1 year
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Niki: Hi, sorry I’m late. Broke down on the way over here.
Sunoo: Oh no, what’s gunna happen to your car?
Niki: My what?
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maimurachulsoo09 · 1 month
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Sunghoon: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Jay:
Jay: Sunghoon, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Sunghoon: * Sips coffee from bowl*
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luxurystark-jackson · 9 months
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incorrectenhypen · 2 months
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Sunghoon: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?
Jay: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?
Sunoo: And you just ran away?!
Sunghoon: I didn't expect him to flirt back!
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encorrectenha · 9 months
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[Jay and Sunghoon working as part-timers with Shuhua]
Shuhua: Where’s Sunghoon?
Jay: Around.
Shuhua: Around?
Shuhua: You don’t have any idea, do you?
Sunghoon, at customer service: hi, I can't find my colleagues
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kangnina · 1 month
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Jake: I think the barista wants me.
Heeseung: What did she say?
Jake: She didn't say anything. But she did that thing with her eyes when she made my drink.
Jay: ... blinking?
Jake: Morse code for "one-way trip to pound town."
Jungwon: No.
Jake: Gonna play with her sweater puppies while I dog pound her.
Sunoo: STOP.
Jake: *barks excitedly*
Sunghoon: Everyday it gets harder for me to admit that I know you.
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nmixxedquotes · 3 months
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Jake: I love you guys, you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me
Sunghoon: we’re the best thing that’s ever happened to you?
Jake: yes
Jay: I’m starting to feel a little sorry for you
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minhosimthings · 5 months
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Enhypen's reactions to being stabbed with a sword
Heeseung: "Can I keep this orr..."
Jay:"Oh, okay. We're doing this."
Jake:"This is really awkward."
Sunghoon:"What did I do this time?"
Sunoo:"Did you just try to stab me?"
Jungwon: "A gun would be more useful."
Niki:"Dude."
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