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#enha incorrect quotes
minhosimthings · 7 months
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Heeseung: Hey what's a good way to say 'Im dying on the inside' but in poetry?
Jungwon: I may look like a calm ocean, but all of a tsunami's waters are raging inside of me.
Niki: Outside I skrt skrt but inside I hurt hurt
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kangnina · 2 months
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Interviewer: Describe yourself in a few words.
Jake: Head be genius. Dick game be the meanest.
ENHA: ....
Jake:
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kikitulips · 13 days
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ꢐ Sunghoon ꒰ ꒰ enhypen ꒱ ꒱ lockscreens ♡
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nmixxedquotes · 3 months
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Jake: I love you guys, you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me
Sunghoon: we’re the best thing that’s ever happened to you?
Jake: yes
Jay: I’m starting to feel a little sorry for you
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elsawr1tes · 9 months
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Jay after Jungwon’s GQ photoshoot: The first thing I look for in a man is his heart
Jay: It’s not my fault his tits are in the way
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incorrectenhypen · 5 months
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Riki: You have to apologize to Jungwon hyung.
Sunoo: Fine.
Sunoo: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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incorrectenhabts · 29 days
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riki: can i tell a joke?
heeseung: go ahead
riki: why can’t dinosaurs clap?
enha: lol why
riki: because they’re all dead.
heeseung: sunoo tell a joke-
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maimurachulsoo09 · 1 month
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Sunghoon: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Jay:
Jay: Sunghoon, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Sunghoon: * Sips coffee from bowl*
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nikiizqn · 8 months
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Heeseung: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Jake: You and me!!!
Heeseung, tearing up: Okay.
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chaotickpop · 26 days
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Jake: What's it like being tall?
Sunoo: Is it nice?
Jungwon: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Ni-ki: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.
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minhosimthings · 6 months
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Jay: How was the honeymoon?
Heeseung: Jake got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.
Heeseung: He said "good luck trying to return me without the receipt".
Heeseung: I love him.
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kangnina · 1 month
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Jake: I think the barista wants me.
Heeseung: What did she say?
Jake: She didn't say anything. But she did that thing with her eyes when she made my drink.
Jay: ... blinking?
Jake: Morse code for "one-way trip to pound town."
Jungwon: No.
Jake: Gonna play with her sweater puppies while I dog pound her.
Sunoo: STOP.
Jake: *barks excitedly*
Sunghoon: Everyday it gets harder for me to admit that I know you.
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ikemenmole · 9 months
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*enha and txt family meet*
yeonjun: *screams out of annoyance*
beomgyu: *screams to assert dominance*
taehyun: *screams to restore order*
hyuka: *recording and screaming dolphin laugh*
soobin: *sighs and turns around*
soobin to jungwon: these are my kids
jungwon: *looks at passed out enha and nods*
jungwon: relatable
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nmixxedquotes · 3 months
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Jay, talking about Jungwon at 3am: he could kill me and i would thank him
Sunghoon, trying to sleep: yeah, i would thank him too
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encorrectenha · 1 year
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Hoseok, when he sees Jungwon: hey bub, how's that cactus Namjoon gave you?
Jungwon, sweating profusely: g- green?
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sillylittlestan · 6 months
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ENHA CRACK PACK‼️
Use these in the group chat to INSTANTLY win any argument
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