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[sgdlr-incorrect]

Cheng Xiaoshi: Okay, truth or dare? Lu Guang: Truth Cheng Xiaoshi: How many hours have you slept this week? Lu Guang: Lu Guang: ...Dare Cheng Xiaoshi: Go to bed. Lu Guang: I don't like this game.

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[totheslaydogs]

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[rubilune]

Cheng Xiaoshi: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play?

Lu Guang: Did you just make that up?

Cheng Xiaoshi: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once.

Lu Guang:

Cheng Xiaoshi: A really long fortune cookie.

Lu Guang: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.

Lu Guang: *waves his finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*

Lu Guang after seeing Cheng Xiaoshi die once again:

Cheng Xiaoshi: Why is Qiao Ling making me do the dishes again? You haven’t washed them in a week, Lu Guang!

Lu Guang: It’s because I’m Qiao Ling’s favorite.

Cheng Xiaoshi: I hate you.

Lu Guang, also known as a universe destroyer for his 100% platonic bff: Why would you wanna save the galaxy? It's full of idiots anyway.

Cheng Xiaoshi: Because I'm one of the idiots that lives in it!

Lu Guang: Are you sure

Cheng Xiaoshi: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Lu Guang: It was me...

Cheng Xiaoshi: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

This could work either way but I have you know what in mind

Lu Guang: I have an idea.

Qiao Ling: A good idea?

Lu Guang: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Lu Guang after deciding he's not going to be left hoeless

Lu Guang: How do you tell someone that you wanna have sex with them in a polite way?

Cheng Xiaoshi: Excuse me Mx. Would you give me the honours of indulging in sexual activities with you?

Qiao Ling: What the fuck is wrong with you two?

Cheng Xiaoshi: Now, if I may speak for good-looking people everywhere...

Qiao Ling: Only as their rodeo clown.

In my defense all I'll say is that they are so siblings, your honor

Someone irrelevant, to Qiao Ling: Look at you! All cute and small! I could just eat you up!

Qiao Ling: *proceeds to kick them in the shin and run away*

Lu Guang, walking past: Rule number 1, don't call Qiao Ling cute or small.

I support the feral and armed with medical equipment Qiao Ling Agenda

Qiao Ling: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Captain Xiao: Wasn’t Cheng Xiaoshi with you?

Cheng Xiaoshi: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Cheng Xiaoshi: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once (several times) and it offends me.

Is the following one in character? No did the idea make me laugh? Yes.

Captain Xiao: *double checking supplies in the boat* Compass. CB radio. Sunscreen.

Qiao Ling: Hot dog costumes!

Captain Xiao: I’m sorry, what?

Qiao Ling: You know, in case we get lost at sea, and one of us, probably Lu Guang, goes mad with hunger, we’ll put these on. Lu Guang hates hot dogs, so they probably won’t eat us.

Captain Xiao: Are you saying that Lu Guang would rather eat us than hot dogs?

Lu Guang: I do hate hot dogs.

Qiao Ling: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.

Cheng Xiaoshi: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!

Cheng Xiaoshi: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward.

Lu Guang: I’m worried about you.

Cheng Xiaoshi: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?

Qiao Ling: Strong.

Captain Xiao: Weak.

Lu Guang: An idiot, is what your are.

Lu Guang: And here we see Qiao Ling and Cheng Xiaoshi in their natural habitat. Texting eachother variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make eachother laugh.

Qiao Ling: Gaelic bread.

Cheng Xiaoshi: Grueling brad.

Qiao Ling: Ha ha, glamorous beans.

Sibling behavior

Qiao Ling: Seriously, all you do is bitch.

Lu Guang: I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation.

He actually does

In my mind Captain Xiao is actually now their parent

Captain Xiao: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.

Captain Xiao: Ask me to kill for you.

Cheng Xiaoshi: ...First of all, calm down-

What I will always love about this man is he didn't even know them for more than a couple times and yet he never hesitated on helping them

Cheng Xiaoshi: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Cheng Xiaoshi: And I started thinking.

Cheng Xiaoshi: Like, it was just trying to get food.

Cheng Xiaoshi: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?

Captain Xiao: Are you ok?

He isn't

Lu Guang: We all have our demons.

Lu Guang, grabbing Cheng Xiaoshi: This one’s mine.

And he isn't letting go

Cheng Xiaoshi: I regret nothing!!!

Lu Guang: I regret everything!!!

*insert the same old joke*

Cheng Xiaoshi: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Lu Guang!

Lu Guang: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

Lu Guang after the 3rd time travel:

Qiao Ling: You need a hobby.

Cheng Xiaoshi: I have a hobby!

Qiao Ling: Fawning over Lu Guang isn’t a hobby.

Cheng Xiaoshi after calling Lu Guang handsome for the 100th time

Qiao Ling: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I’m falling asleep already. “Cowards” on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.

Here I am again with my feral Qiao Ling agenda. I regret nothing

Cheng Xiaoshi: Lu Guang, you’ve tried 37 times and you’ve failed every time. Give it a break.

Lu Guang: DO I HEAR “FIRST TRY PART 38?”

I don't even have to repeat the joke do I?

Cheng Xiaoshi, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the FUCK??

Cheng Xiaoshi, buckling the banana up: Fucking buckle UP, it’s the LAW!

Tbh, I don't think he'd ever get a driving license in the first place, it would be too much of a hazard, but it is nice to dream

Captain Xiao: What's the most efficient way to burn calories?

Qiao Ling: Exercise more!

Cheng Xiaoshi: Set yourself on fire.

Lu Guang: There are two kinds of people.

Captain Xiao: *shatters a window and climbs through it*

Captain Xiao: *turns around and helps Cheng Xiaoshi through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Cheng Xiaoshi.

Cheng Xiaoshi: Okay.

*out grocery shopping*

Lu Guang: *takes a free sample twice*

Lu Guang: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.

I find that to be a bigger crime than breaking the entire universe tbh. At least in that he hasbhis homosexual tendencies to back him up

Captain Xiao: How do you type so fast?

Cheng Xiaoshi: Anxiety.

Lu Guang: What do I get?

Cheng Xiaoshi: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.

Lu Guang: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one.

Cheng Xiaoshi: It won't be me.

Lu Guang: I'll get my coat.

The joke will never get old will it? (It has, like 4 jokes ago, but I'm so unfunny I can't think of another one)

Qiao Ling: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test!

Cheng Xiaoshi: Ok, Qiao Ling, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918?

Qiao Ling: 1917.

Cheng Xiaoshi: ...You're ready.

I love them a healthy amount

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[link-click-incorrect]

Cheng Xiaoshi: Let me get this straight, more like let me run something bi you.

Qiao Ling: Let’s pan this out.

Lu Guang: I’m gay.

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[incorrect-link-click]

Cheng Xiaoshi, throwing his head into Lu Guang’s lap - Tell me I’m pretty! Lu Guang, absentmindedly stroking his hair - You’re pretty fucking annoying.

#this is 100% their dynamics #link click #shiguang daili ren #shiguang dailiren #incorrect link click quotes #incorrect quotes #lu guang #cheng xiaoshi #shiguang

[qadzikin]

In the gc...

Cheng Xiaoshi: sapnu puaS. Lu Guang: What?? Qiao Ling: What language is that. Cheng Xiaoshi: Turn your phone 180 degrees. *Cheng Xiaoshi was removed from the groupchat*

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[legendofzoodles]

I thought Time was the straight main to the chain's shenanigans but in reality he used to be just like them and so doesn't personally see anything really wrong with their behaviour.

However where he's matured into simply acknowledging the outsider 'normal' view, Warriors internalised it before even donning the hero's scarf and has always been too conscious of how he's perceived.

I think I've said it before but Warriors didn't have a traditional adventure like the others, cities and towns aren't just pitstops for him so he respects infrastructure and social decorum. Plus he's used to minding his reputation and maintaining his perfect image. Whereas most of the others had the freedom to act pretty much like cryptids, showing up out of nowhere, spawning local legends and then disappearing after doing only slightly more good than harm.

Even without that pressure Warriors is still holding himself to that standard and even extended it over the others. Had they actually done something weird Time would've have called them out on it, but he didn't in this case because a bit of parkour is like...fine? It's really not that big a deal. They didn't break anything. I just find this aspect of the Captain's character interesting.

Art credit @linkeduniverse :)

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[the-dormant-ocean]

Cheng Xiaoshi, jokingly while filling legal papers: Maybe we should just get married. It would be easier. Lu Guang, slamming a piece of paper on the table: Okay, sign here. Cheng Xiaoshi, stunned: Lu Guang, is this a marriage certificate? Lu Guang: Yes, you just have to sign it. Cheng Xiaoshi: Where did you get it? Lu Guang: It's easy to get one don't worry about it. Cheng Xiaoshi: For how long did you have this? Lu Guang: Does it matter? Cheng Xiaoshi: Why is your name already signed? Lu Guang: Do you want to get married or not?

#Lu Guang is secretly very intense when it's about CXS and you can't tell me otherwise after S2 ep12 #He had this certificate with his name signed for such a long time #Xiaoshi is a little freaked out bc they weren't even dating when that happened #link click #shiguang daili ren #shiguang #lu guang #cheng xiaoshi #incorrect quotes

[juthemagicalclown]

cheng xiaoshi : i'm seeing someone

qiao ling : as in a partner, a therapist or hallucinations?

cheng xiaoshi : *looks at lu guang who traveled back from the the future to save him and teach him to travel back in time while offering psychological and emotional support through it, shining new light and hope upon his dark sad life, and establishing an ambiguous friendship with romantic undertones*

cheng xiaoshi : i will find out

#it's based on theories but still #this is funny to me #link click #shiguang dailiren #shi guang dai li ren #时光代理人 #link click incorrect quotes #link click theory #link click hc #incorrect quotes #cheng xiaoshi #lu guang #qiao ling

[incorrectlinkclick]

Cheng Xiaoshi: Lu Guang! Time to get out of bed, the sun is up!

Lu Guang: So? It's not like I need to photosynthesize or anything.

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[incorrectyuuriboys]

Charlie: In the same way that magic cannot be magic if it is perfectly understood, people can only be hot if they look a little weird.

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[sgdlr-incorrect]

Lu Guang: This is such a bad idea. Cheng Xiaoshi: Then why are you coming along? Lu Guang: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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[huneyseven]

Mc: Do you have anything nice to say about Yoosung, Saeran?

Saeran: I've seen shorter people.

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[junye8]

Oh I fucking wish too

Please don't be dead

A mood on this season:

That's definitely you, Cheng Xiaoshi

Ahaha ahaha :))))

Idk it fits their photo theme

#link click #incorrect quotes #时光代理人

[link-click-incorrect]

Qiao Ling: What if trees cried because we started eating their fruit because their fruit are basically their babies. So every time we eat an apple or something, we're eating a tree baby.

Cheng Xiaoshi: *slowly backs away from the fruit bowl looking stricken*

Lu Guang: *not looking up from his book* We’re eating their ovaries, actually.

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[incorrect-link-click]

Lu Guang - So, I’m in love with Cheng Xiaoshi. Xu Shanshan - Cheng Xiaoshi? Like our Cheng Xiaoshi? Lu Guang - Yeah. Thoughts? Xu Shanshan - And prayers.

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