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creelby · 1 year

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this is a mix of different fandoms because i couldn’t decide what to do but whatever.

TMR: thomas: im 10 times funnier than you and 10 times sexier than you. gally: but 10 x 0 is still 0. thomas: jokes on you, i can’t do math.

ST: mike: are you a big spoon or a little spoon? max: im a knife. lucas, from across the room: she’s a little spoon.

RWCH: jamie: don’t worry, i have a few knives up my sleeve. lottie: i- i think you mean cards? jamie, pulling knives out of his sleeve: i do not.

CORNLEY DRAMA SOCIETY: dennis, texting robert: help!!! im being kidnapped!!! robert: where are you? dennis: in a car with a strange person. help!!! robert: okay, i’ll call chris. chris, answering robert’s call: hello? robert: where’s dennis??!! he told me he’d been kidnapped! chris: what do you mean? he’s right next to me- chris: chris: i’ll call you back chris, to dennis: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!!! dennis: WHO ARE YOU??!!

SUPERSTORE: garrett: hey, dina, whaddaya call a fish with no eyes? dina, instantly without looking up: myxine circifrons. garrett: garrett: fsh.

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darthvadersinhaler · 1 year

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Store Worker: Would a Mr. Jamie please come to the front desk?

Jamie, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker *points to Raphael and Percy*: I believe they belong to you?

Raphael and Percy, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Jamie: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-

#jamie volk #raphael wilcox #percy butter #we deserved more of them #ellie wolf #lottie pumpkin #the rosewood chronicles #rosewood chronicles #they're my favorite friend group <3 #undercover princess #princess in practice #the lost princess #princess at heart #rwch #princess ever after #incorrect quotes

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maradovan · 2 years

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Raphael: do u think the Weeknd is hot

Ollie: how the fuck should I know go check ur weather app

#raphael: *dies*#source: twitter #olliel #raphael x ollie #ollie x raphael #raphael wilcox #ollie moreno #rwch #the rosewood chronicles #the lost princess #incorrect rwch quotes #incorrect rosewood chronicles #incorrect rosewood quotes

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rosewood-fangirl · 4 years

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*Ellie and Lottie playing hide and seek*

Ellie: *attempted sultry voice* I'm going to find you.

Lottie:

Ellie:

Ellie: That came out a lot more murder-y than intended.

#rwch #the rosewood chronicles #incorrect rosewood chronicles #rosewood chronicles #lottie pumpkin #ellie wolf

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rosecolouredsecrets · 4 years

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sayuri: we’re going to put fairy lights in our room

miko: that’s disgusting

sayuri:

miko:

miko: do it

#anastacia alcroft #lmao #ellie wolf #incorrect rosewood chronicles #jottie #rosewood chronicles #rwch memes #jamie volk #rwch #lola and mickey

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escapinghades · 3 years

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One thing to know before reading the rosewood chronicles is that everyone in the series is gay

unless you somehow prove that they are straight

but that’s impossible

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khneltea · 3 years

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Hawkmoth: you'd betray the whole cause for that spoiled bitch?

Chat Blanc: Yes, because she's MY spoiled bitch

#mariblanc #marichat #marinette dupain cheng #marinette #miraculous ladybug #hawkmoth is a flithy casual #hawkmoth #incorrect quotes #miraculous lb incorrect quotws #ml incorrect quotes #source: rosewood chronicles

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holy-chocolate-biscuit · 3 years

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Claude: What’s the easiest way to steal a man’s wallet?

Ingrid: Knife to the throat?

Julius: Gun in the back?

Haru: Poison in his cup?

Jamie: You’re all horrible

#source: six of crows #the rosewood chronicles #rwch #connie glynn #incorrect rwch quotes #claude wolfson #ingrid #julius #haru hinamori #jamie volk #pah spoilers

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wannabe-anastacia-alcroft · 3 years

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so anyway

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eleanorwolfson · 3 years

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Ellie: Lottie, we’ve known each other a long time, right? You’ve come to respect me?

Lottie: Sure.

Ellie: Well, get ready to stop.

#source: community #incorrect quotes #ellie wolf #lottie pumpkin #lollie #undercover princess #princess in practice #the lost princess #princess at heart #the rosewood chronicles #rosewood chronicles

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rosewoodconch · 3 years

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Rwch Characters as quotes I've said/overheard:

Lottie: my dad started a gambling ring in sixth form

Ellie: ahhh, but a pretty witch that could crush me

Jamie: It's a nightmare living in my body with my brain, I hate this. I want out

Ani: Anyways my main view is what the f*ck?

Raphael: Sad vibes today, which is a shame cos I look adorable

Saskia: I hate it, I'm brushing my hair with a knife

Lola: uwu or else

Mickey: We’re gonna be like labradores

Percy: we're amxious beans we know nothing

Binah: Books before boys because boys bring babies

Bonus:

Ingrid: Yeah that's me I'm a crow

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creelby · 10 months

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incorrect olliel quotes for my sanity

raph: it’s dark in here ollie: don’t worry dude i got this ollie: *stomps feet* ollie: *sketchers light up* binah, picking up ollie and raph: so how was today? ollie: it was great! raph: yeah, we almost got surprise adopted! binah: huh? ollie: he means we almost got kidnapped. binah: oh, k. binah: WAIT, WHAT?

ollie: i wanna wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. raph: i wake up at 4:30am. ollie: ollie: i want to see you at some point everyday for the rest of our lives.

#incorrect quotes #olliel #rwch #incorrect rosewood chronicles

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maradovan · 2 years

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Anastacia: Damn I'm in a bad place rn

Anastacia: Not mentally. I'm just in Maradova with Ellie's family

#source: twitter #anastacia alcroft #ellie wolf #princess in practice #rwch #the rosewood chronicles #incorrect rosewood chronicles #incorrect rwch quotes

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fandomwitch13 · 3 years

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*During gym class*

Saskia: Wow Lottie, I didn't know you could run that fast