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#incorrect sasunaru qoutes
speerlyswhore · 1 year
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Altan: What's your type?
Chaghan: black hair, red eyes, dumb
Altan: wow that's specific, do I know them?
Chaghan:
Chaghan: did I mention dumb?
Altan: yea, why?
Chaghan: just making sure.
Altan, later that night, waking up mid sleep:
TIGERS TITS HE LIKES RIN
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blankperiodssn · 3 years
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Sakura: *sneezes*
Sasuke: Bless you
Naruto: *sneezes*
Sasuke: *Already wrapping Naruto in blankets and feeding them soup* Oh my god, are you sick?! How could this have happened?! Be careful next time!
Kakashi: *sneezes*
Sasuke: Oh my fucking god shut the fuck up
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ganour-is-here · 5 years
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Sasuke: I'm gonna end this right here and right now.
Naruto: *Moving forward and making UwU face*
Sasuke: Aah.... What are you doing??
Sakura: *UwU*
Kakashi: *UwU*
Sasuke: *freaking out* What are you guys doing?
Naruto: We are making com bak tu ush saske Face.
Sasuke: it's not going to work dumbass.
Sasuke: *face slowly changing* wha..ts.... happening!!!!
Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura and Kakashi : UwU
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blankperiodssn · 3 years
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Naruto, to Sasuke: Wanna fight pretty boy??
Naruto: -Not that I actually think you’re pretty!
Naruto: I’m only calling you that because it is a generalized compliment that’s used on you often so by using it I will be turning it as a personal insult that only I, amongst everyone in this entire world, am allowed to use
Naruto: No one else, just me!
Sasuke:
Everyone else within a 5-mile radius:
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blankperiodssn · 2 years
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Naruto: Sasuke has been staring at me for a while now, do you think he likes me?
Yamato: …
Yamato: This is your fucking wedding
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blankperiodssn · 2 years
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Naruto: Hello there~
Sasuke: Hey
Naruto: Seductively looks at you
Sasuke: Did you just say that outloud?
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blankperiodssn · 3 years
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Sasuke: I’m under stress… I’m under pressure…
Sasuke: The only thing I’m not under is Naruto which is a damn shame to be honest
Naruto:
Everyone else:
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