Sasuke: When are you coming home?
Itachi: I won't be, I'm under arrest for double homicide.
Sasuke: Mum and dad aren't home yet.
Itachi: Yeah, about that...
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Sakura: Sensei? Are you OK?
Kakashi *lying face down on the grass*: Oh, yeah, yeah. I've just momentarily lost my willing to live.
Kakashi: It'll go away in a minute
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Ino: Is Shikadai awake yet?
Temari: Oh no, it's still nap time, but he'll be awake soon.
Ino: And where's Shikamaru?
Temari: I said it's still nap time.
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Sasuke: You're giving me a sticker?
Sakura: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying me-wow!
Sasuke: I'm not a preschooler
Naruto: I'll take it-
Sasuke: I earned this, back off!
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kakashi: everything will be okay so long as we’re all together :)
sasuke: i’m leaving the team
kakashi: :)
sakura: i have to leave to train with tsunade
kakashi: :)
naruto: i’m leaving the village to train with jiraiya
kakashi: :)
kakashi: haha things are not okay!!
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Iruka: Kakashi-sama!
Kakashi: drop the sama
Iruka: you still call me "sensei" tho...
Kakashi: you'd like to be called by your name by me? are we this close, Iruka?
Iruka: ...are we, Kakashi?
Kakashi: *gay panic inside* if you'd let me
Iruka: *gay panic inside* come pick me up at 8 pm
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Hinata: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Naruto: Um...Neat.
*later*
Naruto, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Sasuke. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Sasuke, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Naruto. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Sakura confessed her love for me?
Naruto: Didn't you thank her?
Sasuke: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked her.
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sasuke: Kakashi-sensei is late again.
sakura: how’s that possible? i called him at 8 o’clock this morning pretending it was 11.
sasuke: i printed a fake schedule saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon like we usually do.
naruto: i set his alarm clock to say PM instead of AM.
sai: i think you guys may have overdone it.
kakashi: *bursts through the door* WHAT YEAR IS IT?!
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Sasuke e Naruto
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Yamato: Iruka-Sensei kissed you?
Kakashi:
Yamato: And you said "Thank you"…?
Kakashi: Yeah.
Yamato: Well, that was very polite of you.
[Meanwhile]
Iruka: "Thank you"?!?! WTF DOES THAT MEAN?
Anko: He’s stupid, Iruka, you know that.
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kakashi the type of person to blush when you guys accidentally touch hands bcs he's so fucking touch starved
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Kakashi: My kids are doing great
Kakashi: Naruto is travelling the world with a sanin
Kakashi: Sakura is learning to fight like the Hokage
Kakashi: And Sasuke has joined a cult!
Kakashi:
Kakashi: As a high rank
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Temari: That's ridiculous, Shikamaru doesn't have a crush on me.
Kankurou: Yes he does.
Gaara: Yes he does.
Shikamaru: Yes I do.
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Naruto: how am I supposed to ask Hinata on a date?
Sasuke: don’t. Just be like me.
Naruto: I’m not going to ask her to travel with me and then get her pregnant idiot….
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sasuke: what the fuck is wrong with you
naruto: look if you’re trying to tell me you don’t like me i’d prefer you just say it
sasuke: i’m obsessed with you actually you mean everything to me
sasuke: but seriously what the fuck is wrong with you
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