for anyone who’s seen the man from u.n.c.l.e, napoleon solo and illya kuryakin are the epitome of ‘you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up’ ‘you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid’ tell me i’m wrong
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comprehensive unhinged, shrimp emotion evoking, definitely not fully human music artist alignment chart
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now people are gunna be on about ‘percy jackson renaissance’ bold to think i ever stopped being in my pjo era actually
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i just wanna say i love joey batey (x)
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fellas is it gay to ask your bro what he thinks of your new skintight leather shirt while pulling it down to hug your body
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jaskier: what if…we fucked…and fell in love..and never left each other again… aha ha, just kidding… unless..?
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geralt: *takes out swords immediately as jaskier calls his name, smiles when calanthe mentions jaskier, goes with jaskier to the feast to protect him, is willing to give yennefer anything to heal jaskier*
me:
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‘i really enjoy the amazing devil and there are so many lyrics that stop me in my tracks that i feel in my soul and get stuck in my head’ and ‘what on earth are they fucking talking about’ are sentiments that can and do coexist
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geralt: yeah, we’re best friends, but i’d fuck you if you asked
jaskier: what?
geralt: what?
yennefer + ciri, absolutely completely fed up: he said he’d fuck you if you asked
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geraskier isn’t canon to YOU. i know them personally and they’re married
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listening to music and thinking of Characters
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