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agendabymooner · 2 months
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yapping and lacking ! pato o. x ofc (filo!mclaren admin!ofc) - pt. 2 of caught ‘em lacking
summary: diwa, after her mishaps at the mclaren instagram account during the austin gp, finally moved on from it.
but not far from it as the f1 winter break began and her job as the social media admin continued on by producing a podcast, unintentionally having her relationship with pato debunked by fans and… getting called poor by lando? who knows.
mentioned pairings: oscar piastri x ofc (paloma), carlos sainz x ofc (magda)
content warning: humour, highly recommended to read first part and oscar piastri’s smau for more information about paloma, private accounts, cursing, smidge of filo humour (reparations), flirting, podcast teasers 💀
note: you’ll see that the dates say ‘1/30’ and that’s because i had this since january bahaha enjoy xx
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landonorris posted a story !!!
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mclaren posted a story !!!
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lovelytsunoda · 9 months
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mess is mine // colton herta (instagram au)
summary: colton and his girlfriend have always kept their relationship lowkey. but when they both seem to disappear from the internet, fans begin to worry.
warnings: mentions of severe anxiety!
pairing: colton herta x female reader
listen to ‘mess is mine’ by vance joy for best experience!
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coltonherta all the love songs in the world can’t hold a candle to the way that I love you ❤️
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yourusername 🥹🥹🥹
yourusername I love you. Thank you for sticking with me ❤️
user5839 can someone catch me up? who is y/n? who is this beautiful woman who only has 170 followers?
-> user291 she’s coltons girlfriend! they’ve been together for two years, and she likes to keep her life private from the fans. she’s been on some of his livestreams before and sometimes shares small parts of her life with us! she’s studying copyright law and plans to work in the publishing industry.
davidmalukas I thought you did write a song about her?
-> coltonherta not one I’m letting the rest of the world hear. that’s song is for y/n’s ears only 😊
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indycargirlfriends y/n y/l/n seen entering the indianopolis motor speedway this morning ahead of this weekend grand prix on the ims road course. the girlfriend of andretti driver colton herta has been noticeably absent this month during the open test for the upcoming Indy 500 race, and her strange behaviour over the past few race weekends has been the subject of much debate.
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magicmalukas she looks pale…like a lot paler than normal…and has she lost weight?
andretitty have you ever seen y/n wear sweatpants? every time she’s been at the track she’s either been in jeans or a sundress
user3619 as someone who’s in indianopolis rn I can confirm that she doesn’t look very good. coltons been fussing over her all morning, and he’s only left her side when he was contractually obligated. it’s almost like he’s scared to leave her alone
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coltonherta Everybody talks about the magic of love and how wonderful being in a relationship and finding your person is. But they don’t talk about is how unglamorous showing up for your partner can be, how sometimes, you want to tear your heart out of your chest when you see the pain that your loved one is in.
Y/N has struggled with severe anxiety and panic attacks since long before I knew her. Over the past few months, her condition had taken a nosedive for the worse. She found it increasingly difficult to get out of bed, and her intrusive thoughts made her scared to be left alone. When I came out to Indiana for the 500, many of you noticed that she wasn’t with me. She flew back home to the town where she grew up and spent time with her parents, time she was trying to use for recovery. Even though I told her that she didn’t need to come out for the two races in Indianapolis, she has always supported my career as I have supported hers.
The 500 weekend was the final straw for her. She felt on edge and overwhelmed, and struggled to enjoy a race weekend the way that she normally did. That night, I sat down with my dad and told him that I couldn’t do this any more. That I could not keep putting her through this. That I would not compete in another indycar race until I knew that she was okay.
We’ve spent the past three weeks in Maine, where we’ve focussed on reconnecting with each other. I am very pleased to announce that Y/N is faring much better. While she may never be fully ‘recovered’, I can now see the smart, funny, lovely girl that I fell in love with. Assuming things stay in this positive, upwards trajectory, we will both see you in Mid-Ohio
Peace out,
Colton and Y/N.
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kyle_kirkwood Send y/n my love. Rooting for you both.
12willpower This is what real love is like. I know better than most what you’re going through, and I know that Y/N couldn’t be in better hands. Keep your head up, and I’ll see you in Ohio.
yourusername Forever thankful to have you by my side 🫶🏻
andrettiautosport ❤️❤️
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clemswrld · 9 months
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living for the indycar content!! can I request a colton herta ig au with like a private but not secret sorta thing where the reader is like out of the public eye and just love laugh loving in her relationship 🥺 he’s my favourite california dweeb I actually love him so much
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THE GOOD I’LL DO — ★ CH26
the one where he’s completely smitten with her and it shows through his posts
ok so i don’t know much about colton but i tried my best and i’m sorry that it’s so short🫶
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coltonherta • liked by yourusername and others
happy valentine’s day to the coolest person i know 😎
user3 that’s a lot of sunglasses
user7 looking cool you two😎
user5 wait colton has a gf?!
user4 yeah but they are incredibly private
yourusername ❤️❤️
yourusername nobody can compete with my collection of shades
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4 years ❤️❤️
yourusername i love you but why would use these photos😭
coltonherta why wouldn’t i use my favourite pictures of you
user6 the last picture is a mood
user3 oh to have a relationship like this
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coltonherta • liked by yourusername and others
happy birthday to the most amazing girl ever!!
user4 why is there two cakes lmfao
user2 i have so many questions about the third pic…
yourusername i love you so much
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taglist: @lovelytsunoda (aka the og colton girlie) @love4lando
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minkyungseokie · 23 days
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Pato O'Ward; PO5
Autosports Masterlist | Main Masterlist
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⎆Written
There's nothing yet...
⎆Blurbs
There's nothing yet...
⎆Smau
There's nothing yet...
⎆Series
There's nothing yet...
⎆Moodboards
There's nothing yet...
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chriss-club · 10 months
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for mental health purposes, I’m choosing to ignore lissie’s last slide on her recent post
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fire0nfire · 10 days
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king of my heart | smau
pairings: lando norris x fem!reader | pato o'ward x fem!reader
summary: y/n is an F1 content creator loved among the grid and the fans, and more than one person ships her with lando due to how close they've always been. but when y/n goes to her first IndyCar race, the last thing she expects is being involved in rumours with another mclaren driver.
warnings: love triangle? kinda.
author's note: i might turn this into a mini series but i'll see how it goes. btw english it's not my first language so if there's any grammatical error please let me know so i can fix it, ty🧡 now enjoy!
part 1 | part 2
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[caption 1; it's indycar weekend in Long Beach, babyyyy!] [caption 2; time for practice and snacks🌞]
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patriciooward
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patriciooward INDY500 colors and back in the streeetz🤩
user1 lookin' goooood🔥
arrowmclaren it'll look even better with confetti covering it😉 user2 admin knows a win is coming!! 💪
user3 Este es tu año, cabrón! VAMOOOOS 🇲🇽
user4 is it a requirement to be handsome to drive in mclaren? cause daaaamn
user5 same girl, same
yourusername black is the new papaya fr 🔥 can't wait for tomorrow!
patriciooward hopefully you'll be wearing #5 user6 OMG?!?!!!??? yourusername can't show favoritism! i'm a professional, sir patriciooward it can be our secret then 😉 user7 OH MY- HELLOOOOO? user8 landonorris come get your girl bro!!! user9 omfg mr o'ward i wasn't familiar with your game user10 y/n sweety, wrong mclaren driver landonorris 🤨 user11 she really said i want a mclaren, don't care which one😭 user12 and she's so real for that
user13 let's goooo Pato!! 🦆🧡
user14 y/n and pato's exchange?? NEW SHIP HAS ARRIVED!
user15 i feel like i'm betraying my roots but pato and y/n would be the it couple fr user16 SO TRUE user17 pato and lando deserve sooo much better.
user18 NOT LANDO REPLYING TO THE COMMENT 😂😂
user19 f1twt is about to have a blast with this one 🍿 user20 they already have #teampato and #teamlando hashtags going on 😭😭
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[caption 1; preparation for ✨qualy day✨] [caption 2; that's how you arrive in style]
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yourusername First IndyCar race ✅ can't explain how incredible this weekend was! I’ve had the pleasure of chatting to so many cool people, discovering so much about this series and meeting so many of you! 🧡 can't wait to show you everything soon 😘
user1 what a babeeeee 😍
frosenqvist so great to meet you! hope you come to another one again soon! 🏁
arrowmclaren we second this! user2 she's an indy girl now 😎 tkanaan especially after all the fun we had last night😜 yourusername oh i'll definitely come back for more races (and parties ofc🙊) user3 she's part of the family now! love to see it user4 mclaren team 🤝 us: being in love with y/n
user5 PATO INTERVIEW??!! WE WON
lissiemackintosh so happy to have met you!! 💖
yourusername can't wait to see u again 🥹 user6 MY FAVES 🤩🤩 user7 girls supporting girls 💞 user8 we need a colab!
landonorris y/n get out of there. That's not your family!
carlossainz55 y/n please hurry, the kid has missed you maxverstappen1 y/n please hurry, we can't stand him anymore maxfewtrell y/n please hurry, he gets whiny when you're not around alex_albon y/n please hurry, oscar is about to commit crime oscarpiastri that is correct, so please y/n hurry landonorris when i asked y'all to back me up, this is NOT what i meant 🙄 yourusername if it helps at all, i've miss you all 🫶 (except Lando) landonorris i hate y'all fr user9 this is the kind of content i pay my internet bill for 😂
user10 literal queen 👑
user11 she couldn't become lando's wag so now she goes to indy to try to find a man lol such a clout chaser
user12 girl stfu she's literally just doin her job user13 try not to sound so bitter next time 💋 user14 get a life, hater
user15 MOTHER IS MOTHERING
user16 i don't think we're talking enough about that last photo
user17 RIGHT?! Y/N X PATO LET'S GOO user18 nah y/n x lando >>>>>>>>
patooward Indy looks good on you 💯 i wonder who took that amazing first pic
yourusername credits to you, amateur😘 user19 you can't convince me they're not flirting user20 i truly don't know if i wanna be pato or y/n... i only know i'd hate to be lando rn 😭 user21 y/n and lando are the endgame user22 Y/N X PATO TILL THE END
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[caption; safe and sound where she belongs]
sooo.... y'all want part 2?
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moviecritc · 11 days
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masterlist 🫧
F1, F2, Indycar ・゚☆
carlos sainz
easiest conversation — strangers to lovers
max verstappen
on the edge — established relationship
oscar piastri
from the start — series, childhood friends to lovers
mick schumacher
a night to remember — one night stand, strangers to lovers
daniel ricciardo
coming soon!
george russell
old habits — post break-up, angst
lewis hamilton
coming soon!
alex albon
coming soon!
logan sargeant
coming soon!
kimi raikkonen
coming soon!
pato o'ward
deaf, blind and mute — secret relationship, smau (ft. david malukas)
david malukas
coming soon!
oliver bearman
coming soon!
kimi antonelli
coming soon!
charles leclerc
coming soon!
nico rosberg
coming soon!
f1 polyamory
captions — carlando x reader smau
Other fandoms ・゚☆
top gun
drunken monologues — nick 'goose' bradshaw [enemies to lovers]
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tomorrcwz · 2 months
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★ . . . 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐈 𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐃 — 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒
a list of short blurbs, headcanons and smaus describing the friendships with the individual drivers of formula one to three, indycar and more. i take requests!
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f1 — current and former drivers
˗ ˏ ˋ alex albon : night market
˗ ˏ ˋ logan sargeant : build a bear
˗ ˏ ˋ yuki tsunoda : cooking lesson
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indy car — current drivers
˗ ˏ ˋ jaimie chadwick : beach day
˗ ˏ ˋ marcus armstrong : museum fail
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f2 — current drivers
˗ ˏ ˋ clement novalak : window shopping
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cartierre · 11 days
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bestie while I was falling asleep I got the best idea for a Miles Teller x indycar driver reader smau and I’m so excited to write it!!! I can’t wait for you to see it
aaahh i'm so excited and can't wait!
because of your comment under one of my posts someone also requested a miles teller smau here as well hahaha. see the impact you have!
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agendabymooner · 5 months
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caught ‘em lacking ! pato o. x ofc (filo!mclaren admin!ofc)
summary: diwa j. arellano was mclaren racing’s social media admin who got along well with the drivers— and the fans love her banters despite not knowing who she was. but what if her slip up leads her to pato o’ward’s noticing her?
content warning: use of explicit language, features oscar piastri x ofc (lomi san pedro), mclaren boys x ofc banters, text messages + posts, accidental post
note: pato in an f1 car 💗🫶 so here’s pato in austin. enjoy xx
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lomisanpedro that man has a gf btw 🤧
mclaren ong 🙏
arthur_leclerc wombat bf 😭
georgerussell63 get yourself a man who looks at you like how oscarpiastri looks at landonorris 😂
mclaren 😭😭
user1 MCLAREN ADMIN IS CLOWNING OSCAR AGAIN LMAO
oscarpiastri you are so next in my list 😐😐 liked by mclaren
mclaren of the best people ever?
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lomisanpedro kuya kim headass 💀 liked by djarellano
djarellano i h8 u sm 🤧 this was your idea bitch
oscarpiastri when they start talking about filipino stuff most of us don’t have any clue about 🤭🤭 liked by djarellano
patriciooward having fun with united states then? 😂 liked by djarellano
djarellano not my first rodeo in the states (haha get it- rodeo bc texas)
landonorris yes bbg put on your clown shoes 🤧🤧
djarellano lando fuck off 😩 fr
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user1 GIVE HIM AN F1 SEAT
user2 my booooy- that’s my boooooy
landonorris jumping up and down rn (not me)
user3 it’s okay lando we know you’re talking about admin
oscarpiastri giggling and stuff rn (not me)
user4 rip admin— cause of death: catching strays from her own employers 🤧
patriciooward hyped to be here! liked by mclaren
mclaren girl me too 🤧
user5 admin you’re not using your main acc
mclaren did i stutter
user5 i- okay
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mclaren posted a story!
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♡ moony’s reminder 🅶 (general): @hiraethrhapsody
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lovelytsunoda · 5 days
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life in the fast lane // miles teller
summary: the life and times of trailblazing indycar driver y/n y/l/n, and her celebrity husband, miles teller. in the weeks leading up to the indy 500, the pair have a very special announcement that will alter lives forever.
pairing: miles teller x andretti driver! reader
author's note: its hard to write an smau about a man with no public instagram account lemme tell you that real quick-
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y/ny/l/nteller just posted!
indianapolis, indiana.
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y/n/y/l/nteller indiana never felt like home to me until i had you on the open road.
indy tests start monday, and we are officially one month out from the five-hundred. let's do this, indiana!
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valkilmer you got this kiddo! we're all rooting for you!
-> ynylnteller 🥺🫶🏻 love ya Val!
kyle_kirkwood i have known your husband for four years now and he still looks awkward in every single photo that gets taken of him at the track. how does he do it?
user babe come home, the children miss you?
-> y/n/yl/nteller miles and i don't have any kids (yet)
ashleynewgarden shocked we got through that dinner without josef and miles singing beyoncé at the karaoke bar
-> josefnewgarden that happened ONCE. I wish miles had social media so he could help me defend these accusations
-> y/n/y/l/nteller take it up with the hubby, not me
user does she look like she’s out on a bit of weight?
-> user it’s probably muscle lmao she’s an athlete bud
patriciooward most photogenic couple in the paddock!
monicbarbaro booking my flights rn
-> ynylnteller girls weekend here we come!
y/ny/l/nteller just updated her story!
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ynylnteller just posted!
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ynylnteller god I’m going to miss all of this
*this caption was deleted*
ynylnteller days like these 🫶🏻
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user did anyone see the original caption?!? where is my girl going!
stingrayrobb thanks for making my nieces day so special! she looks up to you so much and she spent all day talking about how awesome you were. thank you and god bless!
-> ynylnteller your niece was an angel, it was my pleasure!
coltonherta your straight line speed this morning was absolutely incredible. are we thinking an andretti 1-2 is in the cards this weekend?
-> ynylnteller absolutley! let’s get it!
glenpowell everyone is talking about straight line speed and I’m just amazed that you can balance on the tires like that-
-> ynylnteller it took five years of practice to be this good glenn
ynylnteller just posted!
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ynylnteller as much as it pains me to say it, the todays Indy 500 will be the end of my 2024 season. while I’m upset that this season is coming to an end prematurely, I am also beyond excited. if the pictures above didn’t give it completely away (and my husband was able to keep his mouth shut all weekend), I am beyond overjoyed to announce that miles and I are having a baby! we tried to keep it under wraps for as long as we could, but as of the next race, baby teller would be too big for me to race without hurting them or myself,
while I won’t be on the track itself for the rest of the season, I couldn’t give this place up if I tried. Instead, my car will be driven by the amazing callum_ilott and I will be joining my bestie jameshinchcliffe in the commentary box.
when I was little, I only had one dream: to be a race car driver. but as I got older that dream began to change, and I realized all of that meant nothing if I didn’t have anybody to share it with. I wanted a family.
We are so excited for this new chapter in our lives.
Lots of love,
Miles and YN Teller xx
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scottdixon I’m so happy for you, darling! that baby is going to be so loved and so cherished. please pass my congratulations on to miles as well!
-> ynylnteller none of this would have been possible without you, so you’re the real hero here!
user mother is going to be a real mother now!
valkilmer congratulations yn! if you and miles ever need anything at all, you know where to find me (or mercedes and jack)
-> ynylnteller thank you val!! ❤️
glenpowell I am going to be the best godfather this kid has ever had
-> ynylnteller first of all who said you were the godfather?
-> coltonherta yeah it’s gonna be me actually
-> ynylnteller actually it’s going to be neither of you
-> coltonherta but why? I’m already a great uncle?
-> glenpowell yeah so am I!
-> ynylnteller everybody be quiet or we’re making Val the godfather -Miles
-> coltonherta you’d pick the old man over us?!?
-> ynylnteller he *is* less annoying
ashleynewgarden so pleased for you both! this will be your next great adventure! kota is looking forward to having another little buddy to hang out with 🫶🏻
callum_ilott I promise to take good care of the car! rest up and relax over the next nine months, god knows you might never sleep again
user miles is becoming a dilf!!! miles teller is becoming a dilf!!!
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moviecritc · 9 days
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deaf, blind and mute ⋆ pato o'ward (ft. david malukas)
pairing: pato o'ward x teammate!fem!oc, david malukas x teammate!fem!oc (platonic)
tropes: secret relationship
summary: pato, david and mía have to do a challege together for the media day and they ended spilling that pato and mía are dating
warnings: chaos, partial smau
a/n: english is not my first language, sorry for the mistakes and poor storytelling.
masterlist | wattpad | letterboxd
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The Arrow McLaren team knew Pato and Mía were sentimentally involved with each other for a long time. When they informed them about it they'd been dating for almost ten months and it's been four month since that meeting. Back then they agreed that they'll keep their relationship private so it doesn't interfere in bussiness and to mantain the team image. Also because of Mía being and dating a driver, she was afraid of losing credibility.
Privately, Pato and Mía were the cutest couple for all of their friends. They met on karting when they were kids, then they reunite many years later in McLaren's Indycar team. They were together in the same team for five years as friends before they started dating.
At that time, Mía was feeling down because she didn't like any guy. The only masculine contact that she liked was Pato's, and thanks to some friend's advice she realized that it was because she was in love with Pato. Meanwhile, Pato had had a crush on Mía for the past five years.
And now they were doing a silly challege for the Arrow McLaren media team because of the upcoming season. Oh and David Malukas was also around.
"Hey guys, it's Mía," she waved at the camera with a smile.
"This is David," he scrunched his nose and imitated Mía.
"And I'm Pato," he said. The team put David in the middle so Pato and Mía didn't get handy all of a sudden. "And we're here to do the deaf, mute and blind challege. Were one of us is going to be deaf, other blind and other mute."
"And we're also baking a cake for the Arrow McLaren anniversary," explained David.
"If that's not enough, they're going to ask us questions once in a while," Mía said, with a smirk. "And all of us are going to be able to answer them
"But that's a lot of work..." David complained.
"I know," Mía whispered.
"Alright! Let's get into work, mates," Pato clapped his hands.
Mía quickly move to his side, messing the organization the team made. "How do we distribute them?" she rubbed her hands together, watching the tape, headphones and band the team got them.
"It looks like a weird sex kit, don't you think?" David said.
"Oh my God, Dave!" Mía exclaimed, hiding a laughter. "You're going mute."
Mía handed him the tape and he gave her a bad look.
"I'll take the headphones," Mía smiled triumphant. "You guys received my playlist, right?"
Mía looked around into the backstage, receiving a nod from their media manager Vic.
"I'm too cool to be mute," David complained.
Meanwhile Mía helped Pato tying the band around his eyes with a silly smile.
"Okey, we're ready," Pato said, after Mía made sure he couldn't see anything.
"Give me a banger, Vic!" Mía said, almost shouting. They started playing Cruel Summer and she sang along from the very first verse.
Pato tried caught her attention so Mía could read the recipe for him. He knew it would be a bad idea to put headphones on her girlfriend.
"Mía!" he didn't shout too much, but she kept singing. "MÍA, I NEED YOU TO READ THE RECIPE OUT LOUD,"
"EH?" she also started to scream.
"THE RECIPE," Pato kept shouting.
"THE RECIPE?"
"YES!" Pato almost jumped when Mía got it right.
David looked at the camera, sick of the couple.
"NICE!" Mía said and handed Pato the paper so he could read it. "Oh, wait."
Mía read him the recipe trying to control her voice while David had a long face because of not being able to talk.
"Alright," Pato felt around the table, preparing to bake. He search for Mía. "MÍA, I NEED YOU TO GUIDE ME TO MAKE THE CAKE."
"YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT, BABE, I CAN READ YOUR LIPS," she nodded with a soft smile.
None of the couple notice the nickname, they must've been used to it. But David looked to Vic quickly, with a scared glance.
"Ok, guys, hand me the butter," Pato extended his hand and Mía had the impulse to lick it. She controlled herself for the team's sake.
"THE WHAT?" she shouted again.
David made space for himself and gave Pato the goddamn butter. Mía looked at them with disgust.
"Why has to be Pato the one to do everything?"
"Because you'd fuck it, hermosa," Pato said, vocalizing slowly so Mía understanded every word.
She gasped but not as loud as the media team after Pato's word.
"Get the fuck out of my way," Mía said, decided to make the cake once and for all. "Dave, let's do this together. Oh, I love this song."
Mía got distracted and started singing No Scrubs.
"Ok, guys. It's time for the first question," Vic said, trying to control everything that had been going on for the whole challenge. "And, please, get Mía's attention."
Both of the guys stared at Mía dancinc in the back and singing along. Pato tapped her shoulder, only to Mía singing it straight to his face. Pato didn't even try to pretend that he despised it. He just stared at her with loving eyes.
"No, I don't want your number. No, I don't wanna give you mine," Mía sang horribly but Pato couldn't stop looking at her.
"Oh my God, guys!" David peeled off the tape from his mouth, his expression fed up. "Hide it a little more, idiots."
Pato stopped laughing and turn his head to David, even though he couldn't see him. He raised his band a little to look at Vic and see what they were doing now.
"WHAT DID HE SAID?" Mía gave Pato a scared stare and took off one of the headphones. "What is going on?"
Mía talk only to Pato, almost whispering. Pato give Vic another glance and she just shrugged her shoulders, downplaying importance.
"Jus Dave being stupid," Pato explained and looked at David rasing his eyebrow, he nodded.
"Oh, nothing out of the ordinary then," Mía smiled and put her headphones back on.
"What was the question again?" Pato said, before giving Mía a loving stare.
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mia54 you're married??
mia54 that girl is super cute you must be a lucky man
patriciooward i'm actually forced to be her bf soo mia54 bad for you
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user5 FINALLY
user2 do we have to pretend we didn't know or how?
mía54 pretty boy 😘🦆
patriciooward lover girll 😍
user4 OK COUPLE GOALS
user3 i'm taking a bath with a toaster real quick
davidmalukas pato ur my fav wag now 🤩🤩
mia54 he's so housewife core 🥰
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one direction series
social media companions for the series that started it all!
night changes (lance) kiss you (lando) baby we're perfect (yuki) take me home (mick) made in the a.m (alex)
katy perry series!
social media companions for the wilder, kitschy series
starstrukk (zhou x vasseur!reader) shut up and put your money where your mouth is (oscar x reserve driver reader)
tasia's birthday celebration
a collection of smaus to celebrate my birthday!
lance stroll || mick schumacher || clement novalak
the ‘welcome to wherever you are’ verse
standalones!
standalone smaus that tell a self-contained story!
silver rain (george russell x j-actress reader)
lonely bitch (daniel ricciardo x ex-disney rockstar reader!)
book lovers (lance stroll x author reader)
mess is mine (colton herta x private reader)
pumpkin patch proposal (mick schumacher x fiancée reader)
couples costumes (clement novalak x micro-influencer reader)
hounds of love (yuki tsunoda x normal girl reader )
castle on the hill (lando norris x youtuber!reader)
it’s beginning to look a lot like christmas (oscar piastri x student!reader)
merry and bride (charles leclerc x fiancee!reader)
jolene (logan sargeant x parton! reader)
my sloppy new years kiss (liam lawson x piastri!reader)
the joshua tree (george russell x u2!reader)
tell it to my heart (jenson button x 2000s icon!reader)
welcome to wherever you are (lance stroll x hutchence!reader) (part two)
warzone (zhou guanyu x pro boxer! reader)
life in the fast lane (miles teller x andretti indycar driver! reader)
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