#it did not help

[keter-class-anomaly]

Made some art for the ranbrand reveal :]

Teehee

@ranboolivesaysstuff

#ranboo #ranboo fanart #leo's batshit art #digital art #r800 #r800 fanart #ranboo live #ranbrand #I can’t decide if I like this or not #I did NOT cure my art block though #with this #it did not help #it was fun though

[bigbutchgothgirl]

Yk that feeling when you see a tweet and you feel the need, the primal urge to edit it? and you're too sleep-deprived to think twice? yeah yeah

#destiny 2 #destiny 2 shitpost #immaru #savathun #i made this while drinking a heinously strong coffee to try and wake myself up #it did not help #i should not have been allowed access to GIMP

[hisnamesdylan]

“Don’t let life define you. Life can pass you by, beat you up, stress you out. It can also give you a reason to live. A reason to smile. A reason to get up in the morning. Life is meant to be lived. One thing or another along the way will probably make living that life hard. Almost impossible at times. But when I feel the warmth of sunshine. When I hear the sound of laughter. Or try something new and amazing. Whether I end up liking it or not. All those things. They make it worth it. I don’t always see that. Don’t always feel it. But it’s there. It comes and it goes. And I always look forward to finding it again. Life was made to be experienced. And I’m not going to let an image of what’s expected of me stop me from living it. From experiencing it. So don’t let life define you. Just live it.”

—me

#no one asked #but I was feeling sentimental #life #idk #advice if anyone wants it #quotes #advice #positivity #live laugh love type of stuff #white girl aesthetic #obviously this can be for whoever #do you guys check the tags? #whoever or whomever? #I have not once in my life used the word ‘whom’ #anyway #why do I feel like it should be ‘whomever’ in this case? #this can be for whomever #english is my first and only language #(currently anyway) #but grammar is not one of my strengths #I looked up the definition #it did not help #when did school fail to teach me grammar #is this something I can blame on the school system? #or is this one on me?

[starlightshadowsworld]

Dark Jason Grace would look his dad in the eye as said God yells at him for disrespect and proclaim he's an atheist.

#dark jason grace #Despite being on opposite sides #And having no idea what's going on #Percy snorted #It did not help #heroes of olympus

[babymorte]

80° weather calls for a salted caramel cold brew

#we went to the course since there’s shade #it did not help #and the cross way is blocked so I couldn’t even go to the bridge

[smilekid]

i guess “terf bangs” is not a universally known phrase because i asked my hairdresser to avoid giving me them and she just smiled confused at me and it was extremely awkward because then i tried to explain what terf bangs were and i just made it worse

#i also included pictures in my explanation #it did NOT help

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

Just finished 2x06 of The Bear

#jesus take the fucking wheel #the bear #the bear fx #i watched this in two parts to make it easier to digest #it did not help

[conspiracyofequals]

^this happened to me

#yelling #it did not help

[scarletwix]

It's 2:15 and I have to get up for work in 4 hours what's good

#sleep? i dont know her #narrations #just spent 2 hrs tryin to exhaust my eyes by reading random chapters of a fic i follow #it Did Not Help #been thinking about post-sanctuary tlrh stuff. rotating it. considering Some Things

[theprissythumbelina]

In terms of indescribable horrors I have to share

I met a very large black spider the other day. this was not the horror. The horror came several minutes later as I heard soft crunching sounds, and turned to see the resident barn cat, crouched over the spider, eating it.

Perhaps as some sort of cosmic retribution I had a dream today in which my barn was home to not just horses but also massive rideable spiders. Yes the risk of being eaten was there. this was not the horror. the horror was, upon unloading the spider I was riding, I then dreamed I laid down in a stall and my spider steed cuddled up on my lap.

#I woke to something very real cuddled on my lap #thankfully it was my cat #I did try to save the spider #it did not help #I feel like since I was not eaten by the dream spider that perhaps the spirit of the real one is grateful for my attempt at saving it #the problem is that I don't really want to have spider dream at all #so even in being grateful I am being traumatized #not writing #tw: spiders

[madbadash]

Hi Ash!!! Sending you some for the oc ask game! Feel free to apply to any of your beans but was thinking of Jessie!

🎮💯💘

Oooo! Thanks Bloob!! I'll throw in a free Jamie! No charge, cuz I know you like him 😁😁😁 (sorry this took 8 years Jessie is so underdeveloped)

🎮 VIDEO GAME CONTROLLER — what are three of your oc's favorite hobbies

Jessie-

Baseball, very obviously. It's the sport he plays at school but he's pretty passionate about it.

He's absolutely a Candy Crush player. It's super goofy but he's like hard core addicted to it. Completing the levels really fucking pumps that serotonin.

Goofy as this is, Being with Daisy. He loves being around her, he loves thinking of date and gift ideas. She is often pacing around in his mind about 40 percent of the time. Although being around the SNG in general is a good way to hang out.

Jamie-

Watching TV. Look man, if I can say one thing it's that Jamie is consistent. And they fucking LOVE watching Bonnie's show.

Weirdly enough butchering. When they're doing their job it's quite a therapeutic experience for them. They spend a lot of the time venting to the body in front of them, mostly about their dysphoria.

Thinking about it they'd also probably find cooking enjoying, but like... That might just be my brain being like "butchering human's? Cannibalism, Hannibal time"

💯ONE HUNDRED POINTS SYMBOL — share three random facts about your oc that others may not know.

Jessie-

I made up the idea of Daisy's boyfriend back when I first made her for a theater class. I had to do a monologue in character and I filled it up with horror references, I even referenced the Sawyer's! But the catch was that she was supposed to be rambling to her boyfriend, who was dun dun dun ALREADY DEAD!!! Jessie as a character came later but I still think he would be the first to die, sacrificial lamb kinda deal.

This is more Trivia for the SNG in general but I mean... He's apart of it.. It counts. The SNG basically exist in a kind of multi verse? I plan to make a story focused on each of them. Michelle's is a Horror Movie, Alvin's is a romance, Clementine's is maybe a Spy/Mystery? Jessie's story should probably be a Sports one but also I am very much NOT a sports fan, so I'll have to work it out a bit more

I never posted the one doodle I did but I went to watch Back to the Future with goats and I think Jessie would be a wonderful Marty Mcfly.

Jamie-

I have shared this once before but I've always wanted to give them a hamster for a pet. It just... Fits??

They were mainly inspired by Bim Trimmer, a Markiplier character who is obsessively in love with YouTuber Matthias, so if you watch the skit "Hire My Ass" you'll see a lot of similarities

I have a friend who kinda ships Lev and Jamie, and honestly after learning that I have spent a lot of time thinking about their dynamic, and that it might change wildly.

💘 HEART WITH ARROW — what and/or who do(es) your oc consider the most important to them?

Jessie- as cliche as it is Daisy is absolutely one of the most important people in his life. Her and Dean are so very very important to him and he loves em so much.

Jamie-Oh Bonnie, Bonnie a million and one percent. They often claim that Bonnie is the one that 'got them into show biz' even though he is very much not in Show Biz. Their main motivation for basically everything is her. She's why they get up, why they kill.

#ash speaks!!! #ash's beans #jessie #jamie #my moots #tumblr moots #blue😊 #my god i have had this in my drafts too long #ive been listening to Jessie's girl on repeat to try and get inspo for jessie #it did not help #because that song is not about the mentioned jessie in the slightest

[meanderfall]

me: my GOD i feel terrible ive done nothing all day

also me: *did all my laundry and actually put it away afterwards, vaccumed, cleaned my bathroom, washed my dishes, baked two different desserts, washed THOSE dishes as they were being done, took out my trash and recycling, actually ate two whole meals*

me: absolutely nothing

#i can only assume its bc none of those actually provided me with serotonin #ive been adhd bored and restless all day and it's starting to make me depress #i did all this stuff under duress #it did not help #but hey! future me will have less work to do #and will be less stressed #so that's something i guess

[atlantic-riona]

today was a meh day and I made the mistake of reading a depressing edgy book :/

#do not do this #it did not help

[ariavitiellos]

Me: I'm having an emotional and hard day

Also me: oh I should look at the new headstone proof for my mom that will certainly help

#update #it did not help

[charliedaltonspartner]

wow i can't believe life is actually getting better what nobody ever told me it would especially not the internet and if they had i would have totally believed them because im so trusting and usually understand that my perception of life can be only temporary and does not have to be universal.

#but yeah thanks #thanks for warning me #it did not help #but at least i can say i missed the signs #which i really did not i jump right into them and crashed #lol #mental illness #but recovery

[sunbentshadows]

Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?

Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".

My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.

#information death of the internet etc #legit this has been SO SO helpful #shout out to mastodon infosec server for this one #before 2022 we did not really have the AI-content-farms because. the tech did not exist to the public. #and you can knock back the date if need be #obviously this does not FIX the problem but #me.txt