Someone happily commenting on one of your 10 year old fics from a mostly dead fandom posted on an even older fanfic account you don't check anymore is the equivalent of when you meet someone in the grocery store who clearly knows you but you don't know them.
"Hiiii I love this line so much! And this fic is so cute!"
"...Yes! That line. From... my fic called *checks title, remembers nothing*. I definitely remember writing that line. It... just came to me. In... a way that was clever."
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we just had a 4.8 earthquake and now the dog won’t stop pacing and the cat has entered the void 🫨
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whyd i have a nightmare of going into labour…. god forbid . I REBUKE THIS ENERGY
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Would you ever induce whilst you're full of dildo? 👀
NSFW (light hearted & not in depth)
So I just tried this and I sneezed so hard that it shot right out of me😂
I’d definitely be open to doing that!! I just have to figure out the logistics of it because having a dildo shoot out of you while sneezing is certainly an unpleasant (yet funny) surprise!
I did get an audio of it and I’m tempted to post the cursed thing but idk lol
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Random confession that nobody asked for:
Yes I did develop a crush on Nick Cage as the Ghost Rider when I was like 9. No I regret nothing. And yes, I am unwell. :)
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cried for the first time since may today. most of the time im just pretending im ok, but today after talking to my therapist for a little bit, i was taking to my behavioral specialist, and just like broke down and felt my feelings for once.
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they should make shopping for cables easier i think. there should be a service where you pick the ends, you pick the length of cable, you pick the like. color and texture of the cable (shitty plastic, nicely woven, bare metal, whatever) and then they make it and ship it to you for a reasonable fee
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based on my experience of getting kicked out of every casino on the strip while having arcade follow me around like a child forced to watch their parent go bankrupt
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After months of research and development and market testing and perfecting the first item I feel confident selling online, I have realized... that it is an incredibly niche item that only a specific subset of absolute nerds would want to buy, and I will have to do a ton of explaining the basic idea over and over again before people generally get what it is I'm even selling. RIP me
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I know some dickheads have now decided that Judaism is the "bad, violent, terrorist religion" and Islam is the "good, peaceful" one, which is only to be expected of white people, but how much of an issue is it currently? Like I've seen some USAmericans sharing how the Islamic faith shapes Gazans values and perseverance (good) except with that distinct white hippie "I'm about to imprint on this like the world's most racist duck" vibe (bad), but I didn't think they're already turning on Judaism in numbers.
Do they realize that Christianity is also the same kind of comfort to Christian minorities in Asia and Africa? That it was Buddhists that genocided the Rohingyas in Myanmar and Tamils in Sri Lanka? That Hindu fundamentalists are even now trying to ethnically cleanse Muslims in India? How Hindus and Christians are terrorized and persecuted in Pakistan? That Muslims have a history of persecuting and ethnically cleansing Jews too?
Really tired of asking y'all to be normal about people's religions man. There's no religion that's inherently violent or exceptionally peaceful. It's just like any other ideology that becomes a weapon in the hands of ethnic power. Interrogate power, not religion, and respect people's belief systems insofar as they aren't in your business.
Edit: I've amended the "long history" of Muslim persecution of Jews because it might be misleading in the current political climate. Zionism and antisemitic Arab nationalism are twin births resulting directly from Christian colonization, and Islamic empires tended to actually be more tolerant of other religions compared to Christianity, especially Judaism, which was considered a sibling religion. Antisemitism wasn't ideologically entrenched in Islamic tradition. It's simply that ethno-religious power will lead to ethno religious domination and intermittent cleansing of minorities, and Islam is no exception. Humans be humaning always.
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once i was in a creative writing class in college, and in a bit of humor i wrote the line:
"Um," I said, eloquently.
And my teacher was so adamant that I had to remove it because "um is not an eloquent word, so it makes no sense" and i was like my brother in christ it's called Irony
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