#it worked on me 😔💔🤚

[ruffgem]

Someone in the rbs of that “have you heard this album” islands poll said they were intrigued to listen bc of the album cover ngl thats the only reason I agreed to listen to the unicorns with my dad when I was a kid bc the album cover slapped 😔🤚 the power of nick thorburn putting a funny drawing on the cover

#I was such a dick I would not listen to any music #with my dad #out of stubbornness #but I was in my cartoonist era so #when my dad was like look at this album cover #it worked on me 😔💔🤚 #that was the biggest W of my dads life he will not let me forget my ‘I hate music’ era #I’ll be like ‘I’m gonna go play my bass’ and he’ll be like ‘ur welcome…… for making you see the beauty of music ten years ago’ #LIKE OMG let me live ………. #(jk it’s funny) #he does the same thing with my brother and nirvana #lmfao

[moonjxsung]

Good morning my favorite star and favorite hanji girl and my wife te quiero mucho amor!! I hope today treats to better mi corazón -love your hyunjin girl 😚

Last night was every where I was bombarded with overwhelming questions about lolla and it was making me realize a lot and I’m not even sure if I can go now 😭😭😭 but I’m really hoping I can.

I also can’t hear from my right ear that’s totally great😭

-🩶anon

NOOOOOOO oh my god I hope you can still go! ☹️💔 concerts (and especially festivals!) are so much planning sometimes I forget it until after I book my ticket and by then it’s just ten times the stress. When I bought Blackpink ticket for their tour last year, my sister and I didn’t talk about anything pertaining to travel or hotel or anything we literally just bought the tickets and then 2 weeks before the concert we realized it was impossible to fit the travel for the concert into our work schedules and we had to sell the tickets 💔 I’m still so sad about it (Rosé my wife 😔🤚) but I hope you’re still able to make Lolla!!!! Manifesting you can still go ☹️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

ALSO NOT THE EAR INFECTIONNNN I am the biggest baby when I get ear infections oh my god they bother me so bad I cry for a week straight when I can’t hear out of one ear it’s so embarrassing. Get well very soooooon my love, I love you so much !! 💞💓💖💘💕🩷

#🩶 anon #ask

[tyonfs]

HAII MY LOVELY ALICE! how r u 🤗

sorry i’ve been ia partied way too hard during spring break </3 little life update tho the gas station near my apartment which is not rlly near my apartment it’s like 3 miles away but like the guy who works the register has been flirting with me everytime i go and just yesterday he was like “oh you again?” like 😹😹😹😹😊😊😊😋😋😋😁😁😮😹😹😁🤔🤗🤔💔😭😭😭😭🫶🫶🫶😹😹😹😹😹😹😁🤔😁😊😋😁💔 pls i want u! it’s like flirty banter and i’m UP. i feel like such a hot girl bc i’m talking to this girl and flirting with this guy like omg 🤭🤭🤭 also yes you should so visit dallas 🙏🏼🙏🏼 i go to a uni that’s liek 6 hrs way from dallas but it’s so fun to take a road trip with my friends and stuff! another question do u live in the states bc i swore you lived in the uk 😭😭?enough of me! how r uu what’s ur little life update? is s2 of bitch hunters confirmed bc if so i’m UP same with hunger games au. about about colleen hoover i hate that woman she’s so annoying 😭😭 like actually irritating her books r really not that good. nowadays a ton of writers r actual weirdos online and offline.

SORRY THIS IS SO MUCH I GOT SIDE TRACKED AND JUST RAMBLED 😭😭 - 🎀

hihi 🎀 anon here i am catching up on asks :'))

i'm glad you had a fun spring break !!! also did anything happen with the guy at the register since?? :o flirty banter is soooo FUN i hope you bag him >:) i should have gone to the dallas show for tds2 fr 😡!!!! but omg i doubt any of my friends would wanna drive that far 😔 one day tho !!

also yes! i'm in the us NOT THE UK LMAOOAOA IM NOT BRITISH 🤚 s2 of bitch hunters has been teased and is currently in the works 😩 and as for the hunger games au .. i do have 8k words written and im reading the ballad of songbirds and snakes rn 🤧

LMAOOAAO i despise colleen hoover and what she's done to the reading community 😭 !! the glorification of such toxic relationships my god...... how will we undo her mess </3 ALSO DONT APOLOGIZE I LOVE READING THROUGH YOUR ASKS <33 i hope you're having a wonderful day btw!! 💕

#asks #🎀 anon

[kitwalker02]

Tate Langdon drown me in a bathtub so I can die young, hot and loved challenge. Okay go.

#tate langdon #i went and saw kong vs godzilla today and left early cuz there was a legit crackhead next to me #and we accidentally went out the fire exit- #but on a positive note i saw a really hawt guy working there. #his eyebrows reminded me of volunteer boys😔🤚💔 #ootd

[sakurayumeno]

Anon.... you literally listed all the people I simp for 🥺 but then again I simp almost all of the characters 🤡

Part 1

Part 3

Reacting to S/O Smacking their Butt (part 2)

Demi

Bae smacks you 😳

Demi’s had people do that to her when she worked at her bar and that was what she would do in response. Now she does it out of reflex

She apologizes so much but stops once she realizes what just happened, that’s when she turns red

Girl got cake AND curves. Her butt is not BIG big, but still noticeable, you know?

Really into it. She thinks it’s cute to do and actually wanted to do this with her future lover years ago, but it’s been a long time since then, so she just forgot. Yeah, that’s the reason, totally wasn’t hella shy to ask you about it 

That being said, she is not at all shy about smacking your butt once you let her. She’ll do it in front of the other survivors if she wants, they can’t really do much other than saying it’s weird. She is living out her dream, no one will stop her now 😤🤚

Smacks your butt pretty lightly, and instead of doing that ‘one and done’ type thing, she does like 2-3 quick taps

Do it to her again and she’ll do this cute little giggle along with a sweet smile 🥰

Jose

Do it, I dare you. You’ll break him

This is literally one of the only ways to make him blush. He can’t be caught slippin’ with his professionalism

“H-how indecent, s/o!” what a hypocrite in the end smh 

He’s like the “You may spank it. Once.” meme. You gotta REALLY convince him to let you do it bruh i keep comparing this man to memes i gotta stop 😩

Surprisingly but also not surprisingly has a squishy butt despite sailing being a work out for him. Not surprising because he doesn’t do that anymore and because of this main thing. Alcohol 😔

Do it too much and he’ll get mad. Not at you, though, but at how flustered he gets from it

Jose is a gentleman 💖 Smacking your butt is NOT a part of that. So no, he won’t do it back to you at all. And please don’t do it to him in front of others, you’ll embarrass him so much and he’ll smoothly move your arm to his waist as he does a little side hug thing with you

Jose’s drunken state is wild because his hands are all over you, including your butt. He mostly just holds it to bring you closer to him, but when he’s feelin’ spicy aka you remind him that butt smacking exists,,, he still won’t do it, I’m sorry- 

JK he loves it sm that he’s addicted. He smacks your butt hard enough to make a sound, that’s for sure. He’d be ashamed if he knew that side of him

He doesn’t actually use his metal hand to smack your butt because he can’t feel yo cheeks on it 🤪

Kevin

Let’s be honest, he’s been wanting to do this with you if he hasn’t done so already

Does a little gasp in happiness when you smack his butt. He views that as a confirmation to ask you if he could do it back

“Darlin’... I didn’t know you knew about that stuff... canipleasesmackyourbutttoo-”

The reason why he didn’t ask you about it before was because he didn’t want to make you uncomfortable. Can’t make his lover feel that way ❤🤠

Square butt. All I’m gonna say

Nah but for real tho, it’s square, but it’s kinda weird. It has that downward curve where he’s kinda flat at the top, but thicc at the bottom 

He’s lucky he got them quaint cowboy chaps because without them, he would look cakeless 💔

He is nice about the way he smacks your butt. It’s rarely ever hard, but don’t get me wrong ‘cus it’s also not extremely gentle. More so like Eli, gentle with force

The type of person who would go “You see that ass? It’s m i n e.” whenever he smacks it in front of someone

Doesn’t react much after a while. He’ll acknowledge you, but he won’t go all ‘ara ara hentai blushes’ like some others 😳

#idv #identity v #idv x reader #identity v x reader #idv barmaid #idv demi #demi bourbon #demi bourbon x reader #idv first officer #idv jose baden #jose baden #jose baden x reader #idv cowboy #idv kevin #kevin ayuso #kevin ayuso x reader #idv headcanons

[cyancherub]

SUKUNA EDITS U SAY ??? 😈 ….. the way i have so many favorited tiktok edits LMFAO + twt bookmarks but these ones are my favs huhu >:) i can send more btw lmk 🤝 i hope the links work 💔

one — THE WAY THIS ONE DRIVES ME FERALLLLL

two — when h-he,, the sm-smirk

three — t-the tongue….

four (this is fanart) — this one makes me go 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 i wanna be held until his cum is dripping out of me like this :(( <//3

SORA OH MY GODKJSDJFKHFJDF..... THANK U FOR THESE THEY WERE ALL SO GOOD but the second one is my fav IT WAS SO CRISPY ,,,, AND ITS HIS VOICE THAT ALWAYS DOES IT FOR ME ITS SOOO..... MMFHJGFHG moans i want him.... AND THE FANART. PLEASE. i will not rest until this man is rocking my shit 😔🤚

(MORE U SAY??!?!? i would not object.....)

#to cherub #👼 sora

[koishua]

Hiii, here to tell you that I'm (surprisingly) still alive 🤭🤭 He's a handful when his mother enters the house, but as the majority of the time we're alone he has been actually behaving better than what I expected.

Finally I'm not staying for a month, I'll be going back this weekend, but I'm *thinking* 🤔 of coming here to study (there's better chances than at my country), the only thing taking me back is having to learn another language 😩😩 they all say I'll learn it quickly but I just don't like languages 🤧

It's actually really cold here but I don't go out more than to take my cousin to school so no problemos, thank you <3

As I've been really unoccupied these days I started a drama called Law School and I'm currently obsessed, but I'm planning on watching All of us are dead after 👀

Besides, apparently even if my other friends are studying they appear to be free everyday for an anime hangout 🤔 (but who am I to reject?🤷🏽‍♀️)

I end up sending such long asks bc I accumulate so much info 😔... But please do tell me, how are you baby? Elaborate as much as you want. Seen you've been feeling under the weather, hope you're feeling better, I gotta work those reconnections to my good vibes, seems they aren't reaching you 👀✨✨

Have a great day tomorrow (today?) bubs 💕 - 💐

well hello there miss 😭 i kinda wanna ask why you're up so late but then again that would be hypocritical of me so i'll stay quiet bahaha it's so nice to hear from you again and im so glad to see that you're still all intact 😩 i'd be going back home asap too lmao also ooh studying there? i have heard that it was quite nice there but yeah the language problems </3 what do you want to study anyways?

that area is freezing istg im just glad that where i stay, it doesn't go lower than -10° c or else i would literally die of hypothermia or something regardless of how many layers i have on 😶 they call me michelin man on the streets smh

OMG LAW SCHOOL AS IN THE ONE WITH THE GIRL FROM ITAEWON CLASS?? or did i mix things up? anyways!! all of us are dead is SO goddamn good oml korea really has apocalypse movies down like man train to busan, happiness, this. all of them are *chef's kiss* ugh

any animes y'all are watching other than the new aot season? im gonna start this new badminton anime and it literally looks so good and the animation is PERFECT 😭 i think i'll enjoy it a lot like haikyuu since i actually used to play for a team too so that's nice 😩

also no worries i love your asks!! i just like talking to you in general haha as for me... idk man things have been all over the place but we're getting there ig 😔🤚

my mental health has been jumping everywhere every two seconds lmao it didn't seem too bright for me last night and im just glad im still here and breathing tbh 💀 i DID transfer schools again though so ig leaving my old school has helped me regain some sort of stability? (we are just going to ignore the fact that most of my issues are probably BECAUSE i had to move schools every six to ten months the past ten years 💀)

good news tho omg i am getting better at italian 👏it's similar to spanish, yes, but the speed and the way things are pronounced while natives speak made it difficult for me at first but bless easy italian bc it literally is my saving grace 😭 ive been binging their videos the past week while under quarantine no thanks to my siblings bringin covid back home with them lmao

i had the biggest urge and inspiration to paint something yesterday, but i ran out of the necessary paints and it pained me greatly that i was stuck inside till next week 💔💔 BUT‼️‼️i ordered A Thousand Splendid Suns, champion (marie lu) and They Three Body Problem and im so so excited to read them oml i read cixin liu's The Wandering Earth over and over so many times and am now in the process of reading all of his other books starting with the three body problem haha

i really recommend him if you like reading sci-fi‼️‼️and that's it from me <3 take care and stay safe >:(

#💐 anon

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[koishua]

lmao I wish I was on a break 😭😭 Right now... I wish I was studying so I didn't have the pressure of finding a job 😔

Okay so last year I graduated from a higher education, idk the equivalent of studies but to put it shortly, now I have a degree as a diagnostic imaging technician (basically I do MRIs, CT scans and x-rays). I've been searching for a job for half a year now, but it's really difficult as they require years of experience and I just have a few months.

So... ig I'm in a continuous existential crisis, pls I'm talking seriously when I say I wish I was studying so at least I wouldn't feel like I'm not doing anything with my life 😩😩

👁️👄👁️ Sorry, it's just that everytime someone asks me what I'm doing with my life I get war flashbacks

Anyways... How was your day? 🤭 - 💐

woah that's so cool what 😳 i hope you find a job asap istg job requirements are so ridiculous sometimes like yeah you need xyz amount of experience to start working but how can you start getting that experience when no one is willing to give it to you 😭🤚

you'll catch a nice one soon, i know it! don't worry :( bahaha pls i would like to tell you not to stress about it too much but i understand how that must make you feel :') keep your hopes up im rooting and praying for you ✊

my day was extremely long :') you must have seen me posting hate comments about school and the education system already 💔 i am an incredible foodie so not eating anything from 6 pm last night till today's six pm really made me feel so mushy and even more tired than usual 💀 never gonna be skipping breakfast at home again bc i hate spending money on food outside so i just omit it entirely until i get home 😭✊

#i will spend 20 euroes on a pen but not even 4 euros for a pommdöner and i will stand by this till the day i die probably 🚶 #💐 anon #tw: food mention #tw: food

[koishua]

i made you tear up? :’( well now that made me tear up SKDJS ooo but i know what you mean about uptight classmates,, this year i’m in a new class (i take almost all of my lessons with my homeroom class) and i feel like everyone’s so uptight too 😭😭 or maybe it’s just cuz i’m too shy 🙈 but like being in their presence drains me too esp since in my grp i’m the one leading the discussion but no one replies/is paying attention to me speak 💀 i’m just like so done aft the day

wow knowing at least one person in every school? that’s,, a lot of people HAHAH i could never 🤚 but also you transferred schools many times right? still, i’m glad you have good friends there! or else it could get pretty lonely 😔 i currently survive in my class bc i have two other classmates who were in my prev class too,, we were quite chill so now we just spend the most time w e/o HAHAH

oh no and your poor teacher </33 poor thing LMAO having to send a student away when they just came and bc they tested positive for the one of the shittiest things to ever exist on earth rn (read: covid)

i’m glad you’re feeling better now! continue to take care of yourself, and i just know you’ll get better real soon ^_^

also will you kill me if i don’t know who calcifer is— but it’s? he’s? they’re? VERY CUTE!!!

- school anon

:< stop you're so cute

groupmates who let you do all of the work/talking sucks, so i get that too :( i hope everyone grows more comfortable towards each other and that they start respecting your efforts istg 😐 having some familiar faces around is awesome, so im glad you got your two friends you hang out with now!! but yes, i do know quite a lot of people 💔 having an honest to god more amount of connections than i have functioning braincells (though most of them i wouldn't call close friends haha)

im so sorry for replying to this a little late, but yes tyty!! am currently reading A Thousand Splendid Suns and feeling so many emotions all at once </3 AHHH YES SO CALCIFER IS A LITTLE DEMON THAT POWERS HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE (also coincidentally the movie's name btw hehe)!!

oh and uh here we have a depressed howl ↓ for reference 😭

i love watching studio ghibli movies. they bring me soft warm comfort that i can never seem to get anywhere else. do you have something similar to that?

#ii. ( pt ) —! anon asks. #on a scale of horrific to brilliant... how would you rate it if i tagged your asks as #school anon #🏃