Jade was always odd
Middleman's Love decided to go full-clown on us, but . . . Jade was always living in another BL in Bed Friend.
And the man was always a mess.
That was the first episode of Bed Friend! The man has always been quirky. Hell, he snort-nose-bubble cried when King picked out the ring for Uea!
This fool is a believer in everyone being in a relationship because he is an innocent angel who still believes in fake shit like Santa and soulmates.
He is eccentric and is going to drive everyone crazy next week with his love for karaoke because he has never been capable of reading the room.
He likes doing random corny stunts like posing as a mannequin while waiting for his pharmacist because like a 54-year old dad, he thinks it's super funny.
Hijinks and shenanigans are this man's specialties.
Which is why his best friends are Uea, who needs some light in his life, and King, who finds his kooky behavior endearing.
Jade's watch was snitching on him, yet he was thinking, "I'm gonna match-make the hell out of the interns!" He is operating off of one brain cell, and it's being stretched thin between his friends, his job, and his family.
Y'all let my man live!
I don't call them Yellow/Orange Oddities for nothing!
THEY'RE ODD!
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Arya: Dad! I overheard people talking about killing you! They said one hand had already died, so why couldn't another?! They also said something about a bastard and a book? Oh and the fat one mentioned a princess being pregnant!
Ned: *Knows that Jon Arryn was murdered, knows about and has been going over the book that Jon was looking through before his death, just went to see one of Robert's bastards that Jon had also been to see, and hears about Daenerys being pregnant from Varys literally a few pages later* I'm sure this means nothing, I'm not going to give this any further thought.
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I saw a post awhile ago about someone saying they wanted to be a woman with no boobs and a penis and like...I’m sort of agender (gender just doesn’t resonate with me in any way) but I’m afab and boy howdy I’d LOVE to have a penis. Do you KNOW how much easier that would make it to hike and camp with OAB? Every time my dad or brother are just like “hey brb gonna water a tree” I seethe with jealousy. I want a penis just for ease of peeing please. I have no idea how to tag this.
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Okay, y'all. I had An Dream (TM) last night that I need to run by you, because, in short, What the Fuck Was Actually Going On. I Need to Know.
It started in a weird rundown Target Starbucks, where I had somehow been hired to work/cover someone's shift for just one day and was convinced that I had worked before in the waking world (i.e. not in dreams). I also seemed to be aware that I was dreaming and was discussing how weird it was that you remember things and histories in dreams that haven't happened in real life, that it looked awfully familiar to somewhere I had been before and where I was convinced that I had worked (for the record, I haven't, though I have worked at similarly crappy kiosk Starbucks and Mmm No Thanks).
I got a strange order for an excessively complicated drink from a customer I didn't see. The lights went out and I couldn't find any coworkers. Then someone appeared, gave me a book with a diagram on the cover and a wad of cash, and told me to follow the diagram and it would take me to some place I was happy (?!?!?!?).
Okay, so. It's a dream, what else do you do. I follow the diagram, and after some misadventures and side quests, find a fancy bookstore that looks like a Barnes and Noble but isn't. I wander into the equally fancy cafe, then back out. I get on an elevator with a bunch of other people to go to the first floor, to browse the stacks. The door shut, off we went... and then did not come out anywhere near an ordinary bookstore. In fact, we were informed, we had been sent on a seven-year adventure to solve a dangerous mystery, and it started NOW.
The basic premise of this adventure was that you went through different doors and ended up in different places/times in the world. There were also complicated rules governing which door would open and when; you were given a watch that would turn red or green depending on the portal status of various nearby doors. You could use a door to escape your current location at any moment (presuming it was open) but the more you jumped, the more difficult it got to escape where you were. There were also Trolley Problem-esque moral conundrums where if you used the door for yourself, it might prevent a friend or teammate from getting through and being trapped. We were all being hunted by a villain named Ograndar, whose name couldn't be said aloud or it would summon him (we started calling him O and/or writing it down). He looked like an average young man in a green sweater. It wasn't specified what would happen if he caught us, but it wouldn't be good. It was also implied that he was a reincarnated Roman emperor of some kind (one of the crazy ones) and if we went through a door that took us to Ancient Rome, we would be trapped forever and unable to get home.
I traveled to various EXTREMELY detailed locations that I remembered despite never being there before: a water park in Abu Dhabi, a noodle shop in Taiwan, a giant mega-mart in America, and then the last place: a regional KGB office sometime in the USSR. The officers were speaking Russian, but I was able to understand it, and I was also apparently the person in charge of hunting down The Villain Known As O in this time period. The clue lay in a cheesy niche 1980s fantasy novel, but we only had one copy. It was in Dutch, except for one page that was inexplicably in Latin.
Myself and my KGB-dream-minions were all trying to read this book when my alarm went off and I woke up.
Please tell me what the hell was going on.
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As long as it's an AU - Michiru- (3)
I absolutely hate it about myself how quickly I get discouraged by the littlest touch of wind, how easy it is to close those gates back and crawl into my hole again at the first sign of vulnerability. But I guess I might as well treat this an an exercise in resilience, so, come on, finish this.
One thing I never actually realized, being new to this and all, is that everything I've written so far in here, on this page, namely part 1, and part 2, is a big fat AU. Okay? okay. A.k.a. living in my own world, eh, so be it.
so lemme go on
after she rejoins him at his new suite, things change a bit between them, he sees her a bit differently and feels more comfortable around her
also, she realizes she, um, cares more for him that she herself realized, and is less defensive around him
he remains involved in the investigation, but from the shadows, so as Light and everyone else buy into his death and lower their guard
the case progresses as it does in the normal universe, I guess (I'm only focusing on her POV at this time, and her place is not to question decisions and strategies, but to help him as she can, routine work, surveillance, papers, research....as well as life and the pressure on his shoulders)
when it's time for the final confrontation with Light, since everything is put in place strategically and since it was safe for Near to be there physically, L decides to add the final insult to injury and be there as well, revealing to Light that he did not, in fact, die in the first place.
Light orders Mikami to write all their names in the death note, but L tries to break Mikami mentally, showing him how Kira is no god...
Mikami's mind snaps and, seeing how he cannot kill them with the note, he draws a gun and manages to shoot once before being taken down, shoots at L.
Maeve jumps in front of L to protect him, takes the shot (but, sly girl, she's wearing a bulletproof vest, perhaps courtesy of Watari or something), so she ends up with just a bruise
But L is absolutely shocked that someone is willing not merely to risk their lives for him, for the purpose of justice, but to actually die for him, as a person, to save his individual life. And this marks the definite shift in his thinking, as he becomes willing to at least try to believe that not ALL people are cunning and deceitful, but that there MAY be...other feelings that await discovery.
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I was showing my online friend my OC (who is a brown skinned Arab) and I said under the picture I sent “hearr me out!” they said no and they then said “I hate Arab women” Am i overreacting or??????? it just really bothered me tbh. + Theyre not even Arab and i can’t tell if they’re being serious or not. I’m also Palestinian and they KNOW that, i can’t understand why someone would say that 😭
"I hate Arab women" WHAT IS GOING ON😭
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