Episode 2x10 of the Addams Family, "Gómez, the reluctant lover" is absolutely BONKERS. It's so kinky. There is consensual cuckoldry in this episode, out in the open. There is light BDSM at the end. It's amazing.
So there's this lady that falls in love with Gómez, right? One of Pugsley's teachers in fact. And she thinks is reciprocated!
So Gómez wants to tell her no. He has to let her down gently...
But Morticia won't let him!!!
She wants him to... well, you know. She asks Gómez to do it. Just do it, go on, be a man! Do it!
Gómez doesn't want to. That would be cheating!
But Morticia is very persuasive.
!!!!!
And Gómez is a very good boy, so he says he'll do it.
"I'll fuck that woman silly, Tish. For you"
But never forget: Morticia is the boss here. She sets the rules and the limits:
I'M HOLLERING.
So Gómez goes and does the deed with this poor lady that's in love with him or whatever.
But he goes crazy! He's too horny! He doesn't OBEY! Morticia says stop and he doesn't stop! Bad boy!!
So they have a chat afterwards... And it's just bonkers. I wish I knew how to make gifs. Screenshots for one of the horniest things I've seen in black and white:
I mean.
They aired this in the 60s. I'm speechless. And a little hot tbh.
Let's bring this energy back to the Addams Family, please.
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ive always seen people on line say how nasty and gluey MH and EAH doll's heads are and I've never fully believed it... UNTIL NOW
OH MY GOD I FOUND A BRIAR BEUATY AT TH THRIFT STORE AND HER HEAD WAS SO NASTY
IM NOT EVEN DONE AND MY HAND IS RED FROM HOW MUCH PRESSURE IM PUTTING ON THESE PLIERS 😭
YYYYEEEEOOOUUUUUUCCCHHHHH
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Sirius- Edibles are so fucking gross
James-Or you just aren't man enough *starts flexing*
Sirius-No, you're just good with eating nasty shit, I've seen you eat burnt rice.
James-Yea probably *shrugs* but it tastes fine to me
Sirius-You have no taste so your opinion isn't valid right now.
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i like how i can watch gory horror movies and kinda just be like "nyucky lol!" but what will truly make me recoil in visceral disgust is having to fuck around with tinfoil in any capacity
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Dog: *is sickly*
Sh4rk, a fool: I love you dog, please do not have liquid shits on my bed when I go shower
Dog: *looks directly at the camera The Office style*
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Tbh worst food texture is oatmeal…I feel like I’m both drowning and choking at the same time. It’s also too mushy. And end up feeling nauseous af
I fuckin hate oatmeal it looks like rotten coagulated CUM. get it away from me. Im sure it tastes awesome to the people who love it but dear god.
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bruno (german shepherd in the hallway) is making HORRENDOUS chewing squeaking slurping noises while chewing his toy 😭
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I stopped watching ready to glare because goddamn is she so fucking centrist about everything. Her recent video on rex orange county is just more victim blaming rape culture upholding nonsense and her comment section is full of white men who hate being reminded that white male predators are protected by the court system.
Literally, not comfortable supporting women who uphold patriarchy and create a safe space for men to defend rapists because their rape case got dismissed due to "lack of" evidence.
Gross and disgusting behavior from white women, as per typical.
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they really be on some unnecessary shit like calling betty an 'it' literally saying "look at her. she has no style, no presence.' SHE IS RIGHT THERE. like how do they talk like this to someone and IN A PROFESSIONAL SETTING
are they out their minds
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its baffling seeing people on here being all shocked about how other ppl didnt have sex or do drugs or drink or go to parties etc etc in high schools like. sorry i was too busy getting bullied to do all of that stuff i guess. why are you surprised that there’s losers on the cringe loser website
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Ok so I love my fish, but one of them died and now the other ones are eating it. The fish died last night,,
Tw; dead fish under
Don't comment on the tank we're getting a new one and the light is broken
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oh nooo the parasitic bugs have escaped D:
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