#james e. negatus

[historicalsnail]

Secretly James.

#bbc ghosts #yonderland #negatus #the captain #bbc ghosts spoilers #james e. negatus #captain james w̸̮̖̘̗̖̣̾̈̇̇.̸͗̋̕ █̵̛̤̣̻̣̩̉̃͑̓̈́͌͒́̋͌̌̒̃̉͒́̉̂̈́̈́͠͝͝█̷̛̖͈̦͎̰̙̳̮̥͔̼͔͓̘̋̿͐̊̅͆̊͗̒͝͠͠█̷̨̡̢̧̙̳̥͈̰̉͐̑̀̀͆́̈́́̈́̊͑̉̄̿̈͘͜͝█̴̉̈́͆̓͑̂͝

[caps-clever-girl]

someone tell me the E in James E. Negatus stands for Evil

#yonderland #negatus #james e negatus #james e. negatus #txt #squeak.txt

[deactivatesamwhich]

i think Negatus would be the type of guy who makes The Matrix, Fight Club and The Joker his entire personality, yet misunderstands the message of all of them.

@partywithponies

#James E. Negatus #Negatus Yonderland

[vinylattes]

#yonderland #james e negatus #yonderland rita #yonderland neil #yonderland jeff #dakotasvibe #userligaya #happy pride 🌈 #posting this on here to influence more moots in watching yonderland #yeah yeah ik negatus is gothcoded #just lemme have this one #hes played by EMOn farnaby etc

[debbeh]

Bro will not leave my brain

#Negatus’s outpost is actually located in the middle of my brain #James E Negatus #negatus #Yonderland #he’s just a little guy

[alexisntedgy]

i think my brain just blocks out negatus killing people. like he’s sort of just a silly guy to me you know??

#yonderland #james e negatus #negatus #simon farnaby #themthere

[dgaftilwedie]

Bro got banished to the kids table

no bc this would ACTUALLY happen......... thinking about like a yonderland-wide holiday festival and everyone sits down for dinner but they banish negatus and his little demon minions to the kids table (they are the only ones there) (except for debbie who willingly sits with him because she feels bad)

#asksies :33 #timi!!! #yonderland #negatus #james e negatus #uhhhhhh #idk what other tags to add :3

[jamesbracket]

Bracket 6, Round 3

#jamesbracket #james diamond #big time rush #james e negatus #yonderland

[everyonesonthespectrum]

Today’s Autistic character of the day is:

James E. Negatus from Yonderland

#headcanon #james #negatus #james e negatus #james yonderland #negatus yonderland #james e negatus yonderland #yonderland #autism #autistic #actually autistic #autistic characters #autistic character of the day

[partywithponies]

Photos of all of the above under the cut:

#important end of the year poll #yonderland #bbc ghosts #a2a #ashes to ashes #sharpe #tipping the velvet #demons (2009) #the rubbish world of dave spud #eastenders #doctor who

[emotionalsupportbastardmen]

Round one of the Bastard Man (affectionate) championshionships is complete!

Let's take a moment to appreciate everyone who got knocked out in round one, and everything I like about them.

Mammon (Obey Me)

Mammon the love of my life Mammon. </3 Yes he's a demon, yes he's the avatar of greed, yes he's "the scummy brother", but with a heart of gold, deep down inside. Very deep down. Plus he's funny and secretly sensitive and he likes to cuddle. <3 I'm honestly shocked he got knocked out in round one, I always thought he was quite a tumblr darling.

Hercule Flambeau (Father Brown)

Everyone loves a gentleman thief, don't they? Especially one with a homoerotic relationship with his narrative foil? A master of disguise? A secret sadboy with a tragic backstory? A man who broke out of prison? World's sluttiest absent father? When will your man ever.

Inspector Mallory (Father Brown)

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA. He's such a funny character. Little angry northern bastard man. He's awful, and should be easy to hate, but he just suffers so often and suffers so beautifully, you can't help but root for him to win, just once. And he loves his kids! A short king and a DILF.

James E. Negatus (Yonderland)

Listen. Listen. I could never love anyone like I love Negatus. He occupies a special and unique part of my heart just for him. He's babygirl. He's daddy. He's cringefail. He's badass. He's gender. He's really really kinky. I cannot understate this, this is the fetish fuel show and it's like 70% his fault. He's on a mission to kill the hero but he's also sort of in love with her. I'm never not going to go feral for that. He has a tragic backstory and a softness for small children and small animals. He's canonically committed multiple warcrimes, several murders, and also demon-genocide. He's done nothing wrong ever in his life <3

Louis Fairhead (Casualty)

My sweet prince when will he return from war? It's been so long since the show ever even so much as acknowledged him. He wasn't even at his own father's wedding to a woman Louis was practically part-raised by. I think he's fallen into a crack in space and time. Anyway I love Louis. I don't even think he's a bad guy. He's had the most traumatic life imaginable. His mother died in a car accident while he was in the car. He got kidnapped once. One time he nearly got blown up. This was all before he was ten. Then as a teenager he became a drug addict. And as a young adult he had a heroin overdose. I think he's within his rights to be an angry and emotionally distant man. I would defend him to the death. I just want him to be safe and happy and healthy. Feel like pure shit just want him back.

Aristide Valentin (the Father Brown books)

First of all Aristide Valentin did nothing wrong so jot that down. YES he committed murder. But he murdered a Catholic pro-guillotine billionaire so it barely counts. He also stole human remains but this is tumblr, we're used to that. He's a skilled swordsman with a vast sword collection which is just the sexiest thing imaginable. YES he's rude to everyone but you don't UNDERSTAND, he's a genius surrounded by idiots, he gets frustrated. Also he's Parisian, they're just like that I think, he can't help it. Honestly his only real crime is smoking while on the underground platform at Liverpool Street station. That's unforgivable.

Barclay Beg-Chetwynde (BBC Ghosts)

Honestly one of the funniest characters in the show, I don't even care. Every episode he's in is a delight. Every single line delivery is so deliciously bastardly. And he makes a brilliant foil to my two favourite characters, Julian and Alison. He's great.

B.Z. (Santa Claus The Movie)

I love this movie. I love this movie a lot. I've watched it at least twice a year every year since I was a toddler. Often more. I could quote the whole film by heart. And my guy B.Z. is by far the most quotable character. Highlight of the whole film. Every single line of his lives rent free in my head. He has beef with Santa Claus for literally no good reason. He chained up a child for even less good reason. He invented Christmas 2. He exited the movie by eating too many magic flying lollypops and floating away into the stratosphere. Utterly unhinged from first scene to last. Literally no-one could ever compare.

Kerr Avon (Blakes 7)

Ah, Avon. I was obsessed with him as an edgy teen. I think in many ways he is the edgy teen appeal character of his genre. He's like the Shadow the Hedgehog of dystopian sci-fi. I mean this as a sincere complement. And he's once again by far the most quotable character in the show. I feel like that's a very important factor for a good bastard man. Quotability.

I won't say I could fix him, because I don't think anyone could. But I wish someone could.

Cat (Red Dwarf)

My sweet underappreciated boy. In many shows he would be the beloved bastard man. It's not his fault he shares a show with Arnold Rimmer, and you simply can't outdo the do-er.

But everything he does, he does it in ~ style ~

Randal Graves (Clerks)

This character means such a lot to me. He's the worst, of course. He sucks. You wouldn't want to know someone like that in real life. But that's part of what's so tragic about him. He's already resigned himself to the fact he's an unlikeable asshole loser, and has long since given up even trying to make new friends, and now he's a deeply lonely weirdo trapped in a toxic co-dependant relationship with the only real friend he has, who he's simultaneously obsessed with and sort of in love with (no homo) (maybe homo) and would die for, but also treats terribly. He's just such a sad odd man. I think about him often.

Ray Carling (Life on Mars/Ashes to Ashes)

Ray my best friend Ray. Yes okay so he's wildly homophobic and misogynistic, but like. Underneath that he's a very sweet and compassionate man, I promise. He's just trapped under the crushing weight of insecurity and self-loathing and societal expectations of masculinity. His backstory is heartbreaking. Absolutely devastating. I won't go into details because spoilers but Jesus Christ. He's the world's number one most single man, being the only one left not paired up out of the seven main characters across both shows, which hardly seems fair. He deserves a nice love interest I think. Give him a nice girlfriend, or lean into the "Ray is suffering from internalised homophobia" implications that Ashes to Ashes leant into occasionally and give him a nice boyfriend if you want, I don't care which, just give him someone.

Mentally I am holding his hand and buying him a pint right now.

Julian Cantley (literally one single episode of Heartbeat)

Choo choo, all aboard the brainrot express. Get in loser we're forming deep emotional attachments to characters with like 20 minutes total screentime. Anyway I'm obsessed with him right now. It's disrupting my drive to create content for characters with actual fanbases because I just keep thinking about Brooding Spy Man Whomst Only I Care About instead. He's just so quiet and angry and brooding. I have so many headcanons for him. I've even headcanoned what his entire flat back in London looks like. Send help.

Ryan Reeves (The Dumping Ground)

Ah he's just a baby. Just a little guy. Who could stay mad at him. Yes the way he'd learn his lesson only to go back to being evil again 2 episodes later got frustrating, but like. He loves his sister and he rescued Harry and Finn. He's not all bad. Apart from when he's being a teenage supervillain lurking in the shadows for no reason. But it's all because he's SAD, you don't UNDERSTAND,

Michael Doyle (Grange Hill)

Look. He stopped being racist after he turned like 13, okay? He just became a petty criminal and politically corrupt instead. And his dad sucks, his dad says worse stuff than Mickey ever did, he was clearly just parroting his dad when he was wee. And there's something so sad and lonely about him. The way he always tries to join in with the group only get pushed out because everyone finds him unbelievably awful. The way he so wants to be Alan's friend. The way he only has the two friends he's got because he pays them to be his friend. Poor little guy. I have to believe he got it together eventually. I have to believe him and Justin were pals by the time they went to sixth form together. I have to.

Ralph Passmore (Tucker's Luck)

It's Mr Passmore! He means such a lot to me. I'm so happy they started portraying him sympathetically in series 2 because honestly? His rage is so justified. He's unemployed and he's already been cast aside as unemployable. His family have already given him up as a lost cause. His only friend and ally in his family is his younger sister, who ends up leaving home to get away from how verbally abusive their parents are. He drinks to cope and joins a gang for the companionship. He finally gets a job after years of unemployment but finds out it's exploiting vulnerable fellow working class people in his community so he angrily and aggressively quits, after befriending and supporting an old lady. What a king.

#if you actually read all of this I am kissing you on the lips mwaah #obey me swd #father brown #yonderland #bbc casualty #bbc ghosts #santa claus the movie #blake's 7 #red dwarf #clerks #view askewniverse #life on mars #ashes to ashes #heartbeat #the dumping ground #grange hill #tucker's luck

[faggotwalkwithme]

i was tagged by @walkingcontradiction42!!! ty!

ten characters, ten fandoms, ten tags (*in no particular order*)

1 - snorpy fizzlebean from bugsnax

2 - herbert west from re-animator

3 - pat butcher from bbc ghosts

4 - jonathan sims from the magnus archives

5 - the delgado master from doctor who

(i’m so sorry i didn’t have a picture of him saved other than this 😭😭😭)

6 - basil hallward from the picture of dorian gray

7 - antonio salieri from mozart l’opera roxk

(omfg why don’t i have pictures)

8 - nandor from what we do in the shadows

9 - sam tyler from life on mars

(apparently this is my only pic of him!)

10 - james e. negatus from yonderland

no pressure tags! (also i’m not tagging 10 people i’m sorry): @spooky-georg @sspaceboyy @agro-alone @goofyfibula @jam-the-hologram

#tagged

[oh2e]

Izzy “whatever this is, it’s just gonna turn me on” Hands 🤝 James E. “I think I might be turned on ” Negatus 🤝 Tim “I love this shit, this shit makes me hard/I know I got a boner” Gutterson

#no idea where I was going with this but uh #I have connected the dots #my own post

[alexjcrowley]

Girl help I'm getting gender envy by James E. Negatus-

#yonderland #simon farnaby #the six idiots #six idiots #nagatus #james e negatus

[scribe-elder-dumbass]

Did I write a Kendal/Negatus fanfic? Yeah. Idk how to do the cutoff thing so read it or not its ur choice :))

After kendal had gotten the one singular gem finished, Negatus was still annoyed, he seemed to stick around. Wandering around the base even days after he was supposed to have left. Though strangely, Negatus didnt mind the company. "Certainly a whole lot better than just the demons," he thought to himself one day, staring at Kendal polishing a jewel from across his "throne room". Negatus had also noticed something else strange. Kendal was buying him gifts. Not just small things either, Kendal was, little by little, slowly but surely, spoiling him. Expensive gifts that Negatus said he didnt want (but kept anyway, for some reason), or silly little trinkets that he kept on a shelf in his room. Hed never treasured anything before, but the things Kendal gave him were different. He kept them safe, clean, out of harm's way, and if Negatus' stomach did a little flip everytime he saw the matching black rings Kendal had gotten them both on his and Kendal's fingers, he ignored it.

This went on for months. Months of going to fancy restaurants and festivals, months of pretty sparkly jewelry. And also, months of suggestive winks, and smirks, and waves. Negatus ignored those too. Then, eventually, he decided hed gathered up enough courage and wanted to confront Kendal about the affection (was it?) that had been happening. He found Kendal cooking, making pancakes like he usually did on a sunday, humming to himself in a language Negatus was yet to recognise.

"There you are! Was wondering when you were going to wake up, you sleepy head,"

"Mm. I have a question."

"Go for it" Kendal smiled. That tooth rotting-ly sweet smile that made Negatus' stomach do front flips.

"What's.. uh..what's with the gifts? Like the stuff you've been buying me? I dont mind it dont get me wrong I'm just wondering why?"

"Simple really," Kendal turned to him then, eyes soft, hair messy, looking downright gorgeous.. "you deserve it."

"What." Not a question. A statement.

"You deserve-mmph!" Negatus kissed him then, his hands threaded through white hair, eyes squeezed shut so tight he was seeing patterns and blood was rushing through his ears. He was tense, waiting to be pushed, or slapped, or something, but it didnt come. He let go of Kendal after a second, not daring to look in his eyes.

"Look at me"

"No" he must hate him now.

"Negatus, look at me," he did. Slowly lifting his head up to look at Kendal in his eyes, he didnt see hate, or disgust, or anything like that. Kendal was smiling. Grinning, actually, a pure happy grin, wide and oh so very very bright.

"Gods that took you long enough,"

And suddenly they were kissing again. Except, Negatus was relaxed, and melted into Kendal like butter. It'd been about 30 seconds before Negatus realised.

"Ken-" kiss "Kenda-" kiss kiss "Kendal the pancakes they'll burn!"

Kendal reached behind him and turned off the oven, still staring at Negatus.

"To hell with the pancakes, I've got something much better on my menu now"

Well, Negatus could certainly deal with that.

#yonderland #simon farnaby #larry rickard in eyeliner #larry rickard #kendal the jeweller #james e negatus

[debbeh]

Me when there’s James E. Negatus from 2013 British sitcom Yonderland at the function:

#yondermemes #negatus <3