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jazmazkaz · 4 months
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⭐️ Velvet & Veneer ⭐️
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nero-neptune · 6 months
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(blood, blood, blood) she's the kind of human wreckage that you love!
a companion piece to this
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cassidysanne · 3 months
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EVERY MAY IN & JULIET WEST END
"I'm coming too. I will leave Verona, and go on holiday, and live my best life. Because that is what friends do!"
© @lasagnatrades/@shakeatradefeather/@sandrabananas
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cigarettesaftersmut · 5 months
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celebrating 100 followers with my wives!!! 🥳
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rues-daya · 2 years
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yourinstagram
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yourinstagram: it’s me , I’m the girlfriend. sorry to burst the bubble :)
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y/nfan98 um does anyone know what she is talking about or did I miss a chapter or something?
stfans87 hold up is y/n throwing some sort of shade towards Doja ?
y/nfan86 what did Doja do 😭😭😭
stfans87 asked Noah if Joseph was seeing anyone and well Noah accidentally posted it on his tik tok so I’m assuming y/n saw it
yourinstagram I promise you no shade, I love Doja and her music, just confirming what she asked :)
noahschnapp you did not …
yourinstagram :)
josephfan00 date me instead
y/nfan12 the woman was too stunned to speak
y/nfan09 HOW ARE YOU SO FINE
josephquinn you the girlfriend indeed ♥️
y/nfan76 when will it be my turn?
josephfan03 right like where can I find someone like Joseph or y/n 😭
yourinstagram psa, this is not a shade comment towards Doja before any of those gossip sites decide to make an article claiming it is. I love her and I love her music! so Doja if you see this please don’t hate me 😭
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josephquinn
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josephquinn: thanks for letting me stop by fallontonight
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y/nfan96 be my husband
maya_hawke 😎😎😎
josephfan07 I know yourinstagram is a proud girlfriend at the moment 🥹
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stfan08 can’t wait too see this
strangerthings upside down meets the tonight show with Jimmy Fallon
netflix 🎸 🔥
gatenm123 look at you 🔥😎
josephfan00 like to confirm that the whole entire crowd cheered when he came on
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y/nfan86 was y/n with him?
josephfan00 as I can recall, yes! but she was backstage and the only reason I know this is because Joe mentioned that she was here with him tonight.
y/nfan78 I was in the audience and when Jimmy mentioned y/n , Joseph face got bright red and before you ask y/n was only mentioned once but you can tell that Joseph will gladly only talk about her cause he cares and loves her so much
fallontonight come back again soon 🎸
yourinstagram go little rockstar!!! so proud of you 🥹🥹🥹
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bestofy/n
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bestofy/n she’s someone that I’m forever grateful entered my life. I love her dearly and I hope she always knows that - Joseph Quinn! Joseph spoke briefly about y/n on Jimmy Fallon
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y/nfan09 them and them ONLY
josephfan02 forget Romeo and Juliet, I want what they have
y/nfan98 congrats y/n liked !!!
stfans123 so glad they found each other
josephfan076 he is indeed in love your honor
y/nfan76 if I was y/n I will be blushing, twirling my hair, squealing and kicking my feet if someone said this about me 🥹
y/nfan23 if they break up than love isn’t real
yourinstagram 🥹🥹🥹
yourinstagram story
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doberbutts · 1 year
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Anyway thinking about how I got accused of cultural appropriation a couple years ago because I’m actively learning Japanese and also about how my parents are seriously downsizing their belongings and so they’re giving me all of their Japanese stuff including the kimonos and wall scrolls and swords and kamidana which I’ll have to figure out where to put in my own house which also means the background of all my dog photos inside of my house is about to look real fucking Japanese.
And I’ll probably get like three asks a day accusing me of being a weeb and I’ll have to continuously explain that, no, we were a host family for a rural Japanese school exchange program throughout the 90s and early 2000s and this is just a portion of the stuff given to us both by the school and by the families of the various girls we had living with us over the years. Because there’s enough stuff to fill the entire attic and a large portion of my parents’ living room and they’re tired of storing it but know it’s valuable and that they have a kid that actually wants it so it’s coming to my house. Like they gave us each multiple sets of kimonos over the years and it’s a family of 5 so you can expect that takes up a shitton of space by itself.
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enteragoodnamehere · 27 days
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never listen to hospice by the antlers while thinking about your horrible fucked up furry ocs biggest mistake of my life
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24hlevi · 6 months
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marie and cate are literally the professor x and magneto duo in the boys universe
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bl34ch-dr1nk3r · 8 months
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Day 4: Of posting lesbian jaydick propaganda
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jazmazkaz · 3 months
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Velvet doodle because the other thing I’m drawing is driving me insane
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gimmethatagustd · 7 months
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JAI YOU POSTED ALL THE MXM WIPS YOU SHOWED ME OMFG THANK YOU FOR THIS MEAL I LOVE YOUUUU
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HEHE YEA I DID !!!!!! I HOPE YOU LIKE THEM 🥹🫣
I have a bunch of in progress series on AO3 but idk if I should post them on tumblr as I go or just wait until I finish the series and post it as one long fic since ik most people on tumblr don’t even read mxm ??? I have no idea lol im so indecisive
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jasmine-angel · 2 months
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i do ‘humaning’ so wrong that even other neurodiverse people don’t get me.
its bc im not just autistic but i have cptsd/ocd too.
usually those who have very simple mental health issues or just adhd or just autism dont GET how it can all blend together.
i am so intense bc i love deeply, i value intimacy & im sick of hiding myself.
but apparently its too much for some people. and i am fine w that like if you feel that way just cut me off and don’t talk to me… don’t come on a date with me and criticise me in the middle of a cafe 🥲
i honestly don’t know what to do next. do i never share my priv insta until we are 10 dates in ? do i edit my priv insta? do i stop dating & assume ill be alone forever ? idk
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apollos-boyfriend · 1 year
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I'm sorry for putting Empires spoilers in your inbox but. may I please get an E2 ghost Pixlriffs?
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had to do some research on this one. at least he died in a really pretty dress!
[vote for me, get a doodle!]
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kittykatz009 · 4 months
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Expenses caught up to me this month. I'm trying to get back on my feet after starting a new job. If you're able to spare anything, or even share around, it would be appreciated. Thank you <3
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rynnaaurelius · 2 years
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Hi! I went scrolling though your tumblr and stumbled upon one of your previous asks where you mentioned a carter-and-sadie-get-thrown-back-in-time au. I’d love to hear more of that!
Oh hell yeah let's do this. Mind, this AU is The Absolute Most at all times.
-Okay, so, first off, extremely obvious place for this to happen is at the end of The Serpent's Shadow, when they fail to banish Apophis for whatever reason during the final battle. This is a fun place, sure, but I think it's A, better for character development, and B, funnier, if they both bite it while in the Land of Demons with Zia and Setne. Let's say they both wind up in the Sea of Chaos, win the lottery spin of various universal outcomes, and boom. Time travel.
-This is totally how magic works. Uh-huh.
-Carter has a fucking aneurysm That's Not How The Force Works-style over this, trying to figure out what the fuck happened. It's great.
-Seriously, the PJO time travel thing is fun because Percy angsts and things go wrong and he tries to do everything Alone. The Kane Chronicles one is fun because Carter and Sadie have negative respect for authority, neither of them have any issue with throwing someone through a window to save time, and they both know about a dozen different ways to get it done.
-Oh yeah, speaking of throwing! They both wake up with massive headaches right after Julius explodes the Rosetta Stone. Carter stabs a bitch (Set) with a magic sword, then passes out because ~head trauma~.
-Also, bear in mind that these kids are fourteen and twelve and the House of Life just went to six years' worth of trouble to try and keep them as much out of the know as possible. And then they show up, kicking ass and taking godly names and knowing things that they really shouldn't, like they've been at this for years.
-Desjardins needs a drink. Or possibly six.
-Something something butterfly effect something something chaos. Anyway, things here are largely Their Past But Two Inches To The Right. Sometimes things change that are small but explainable, things that are big and inexplicable, and some are medium-sized and only resolved after an offhand comment from Zia a decade from now. The biggest thing here is Carter and Sadie struggling to manage everything.
-See, the fun thing in TKC is a lot of the big decisions? You can't just speedrun that shit! Re-opening the path of the gods is dangerous and takes time. Zia won't be in a spot where she's willing and/or able to take on Ra for years. Sadie can't just walk up to Walt and say that he should just merge with a god to fix all his problems when he's barely come to terms with Tut's curse.
-Fuck, they can't even go to the Duat and start shit with Apophis because. . .well, first off, they need to go and get the shadow, which they didn't even quite manage last time, because Setne and Land of the fucking Demons. Second off, no matter how powerful they are, starting shit with Apophis with an extra plan or two is pretty suicidal. Also! There are a lot of magicians who want to kill them! They need to be careful!
-Half of the gods are extremely freaked because Carter and Sadie's minds are Not Right and getting Horus and Isis to play ball is a chore, since they need that agreement do things like the combat avatar or casting really complicated spells, even if they have two-ish years of experience under their belts.
-This does not, to be clear, stop them from trying to speedrun The Red Pyramid, or this being their exact attitude towards their resident gods-in-the-head:
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[Picture ID: GIF of a Black man pointing two fingers at his eyes, staring at someone off-screen with a serious expression, and saying, "Look at me. . .look at me. I'm the captain now." End ID]
-Since. . .well, uh, look. Carter and Sadie are incredibly hyper-competent. But they're also incredibly freaked teenagers who haven't had serious adult supervision in. . .a while. They also the ability to warp reality, and have the respective jobs of: Future king of the universe and his sister, saving the world from the snake who wants to eat the sun, and re-opening an really dangerous path of magic that the Reigning Magic Organization has said they'll kill for doing.
-Also, all their friends no longer have a fucking clue who they are. Carter already did this song and dance with Zia, too, which is. . .huh. Fascinating neuroses forming there.
-The Kane siblings are very fun here, because Sadie is Very Loudly Not Fine about very mundane changes, but not saying a peep about the things that are actually fucking her up until someone taps her on the shoulder at the wrong moment when she's gone vacant-eyed at the sight of her gran and she flinches like she got punched in the jaw, while Carter is Insistently Just Fine until Jaz says hi to him one morning and he starts sobbing.
-Bast doesn't count as supervision either, because she's a cat god. Bast wants to shake them by the scruffs of their neck until they start acting their own ages or she gets a satisfactory explanation for what's taken residence in their heads. Their magical auras are wrong.
-About the only fun part of dealing with the gods is when Sadie sucker-punches Serqet and goes What, Like It's Hard?, Legally Blonde-style, to a very confused and unnerved Zia. This move is not something she can make a pattern of, to be clear. But it feels good and she can do it now, so she does.
-I have no idea if Amos is definitely still possessed here by Set, for the angsty comedy of Carter and Sadie repeatedly knocking him out and dragging him around until they have time to Deal With That, or if it's ambiguous and possibly actually in someone else? And they have to go Holmes and Watson on the case.
(Of course, they may have different gods themselves altogether, and goddammit, I need to stop coming up with AUs)
-Like, yeah, sure, they know Set is the problem, their dad is probably fine, but they have to explain this in such a way that people don't think they're possessed! This is a very valid concern and leads to worries that they're terrorizing their younger selves by stealing their bodies or something.
(they're not. but it's a Recurring Thing that people think that they've possessed Younger Carter And Sadie)
-Anyway, they still get dragged to the First Nome, because Julius broke half a dozen rules of magician-ing, these kids are acting. . .like they've been possessed by Horus and Isis, to be honest.
-Carter tries to warn Zia about the being-possesed-by-a-god thing before Iskandar tries to save her life and inadvertently consign her to Watery Nightmare Coma Hell, to convince her to come with them, and thinking honesty may be the best policy--Zia's pretty morally upright, and more than trustworthy and willing to trust the Kanes, after all.
-This does not go as Carter planned.
-Sadie, remembering Iskandar fucking dies and not wanting to deal with the complicated and short reign of Desjardins as Chief Lector (or the whole guilt thing about him dying and just. . .complicated. Inconvenient. Just make sure it never happens!) by giving him a boost in the health department and extending his life.
-This does not go as Sadie planned.
-Oh, and neither of them know how to convince Nephthys to play ball since neither of them know Set's name, so even though they know how to defeat him, short out of an out-and-out brawl that there's no guarantee they can win, they need to get that! And Anubis is super suspicious and not into getting bullied by Isis into giving them a Feather of Truth!
-On the bright side, they decide to pull the Carter Will One Day Be Pharaoh Card and convince Sobek to be, like, marginally useful as the pharaoh's enforcer after Sadie dropkicked Serqet into next week.
-Meanwhile, Iskandar is alive, but reluctantly all They Should Probably Be Brought In And Restrained At Minimum. Zia is contemplative and ends up pursuing Carter and Sadie on her own after her powers start going sideways and Iskandar nearly does knock her out.
-So now Zia's a fugitive. Sort of. Iskandar really doesn't want to do it, but Desjardins is doing the Godlings Must Die thing, and a lot of the First Nome is on his side.
(He lightens up after the Kane siblings + Zia manage to save the world and certain things about Sadie and Iskandar's health come to life. Marginally)
-Anyway, things are chaotic, sort of working out for the better, but Carter and Sadie are about fifteen times more traumatized than they were last time.
-Also, Jaz is canonically from Nashville, so I say that when they decide to drop by Thoth's place to try and get an idea of What The Fuck happened, they find her and she joins their ridiculous quest to Save The World: Electric Boogaloo, because Highly Enthusiastic Southern Cheerleader Who Just Found Out She Can Commit Arson With Her Mind is a brilliant person to have along.
-I think the last big thing I have from this, beyond everything going so sideways (The House of Life is, like, ninety percent sure that Carter and Sadie are possessed, but can't do much about it at the moment beyond periodically trying to kill them) is the whole power thing.
-The urge to basically blast their way through everyone until they agree with what's up is strong, guys. Also, the urge to drag Setne out of the Underworld just to beat him up for a bit. Lots of power struggles and reminding themselves not to commit too many war crimes in the face of an oncoming apocalypse where they have no idea what their best plan is, and also, half the people they could trust off the bat this time? Don't trust 'em this time.
-Oh yeah, and for a while, Amos and Julius/Osiris aren't unconvinced that this isn't some sort of power play by Horus and Isis to leverage things in their favor, so. . .. Sad times. :(
-I am a big fan of "Time travel doesn't necessarily fix everything", but this trilogy is just so fucking chaotic, and so many of the biggest parts rely on character growth, and you can't force that! No matter how much you may get frustrated and want to, if you're Sadie and/or Carter.
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Nick: (Walking around in a dark office space) “Hey! You guys still there? Can’t see a damn thing.”
Jasmine: (Whirls around, jumping in the air and punches, freezing at the sight of Nicks glowing eyes) “Shit Dad. You scared me.” (Turning on her Pipboy light)
Nick: (Raises an eyebrow) “So why did you punch Deacon?”
Deacon: (Was standing in the complete opposite of Nick, now laying on the floor)
Jasmine: “He was in the way…”
Hancock: (Poking Deacon with his foot) “If you ask me, the guy had it coming.” (Smirking at the teen girl)
Jasmine: (Smirks back)
Nick: (Looking between the two) “Now hang on just a minute!” (Crossing his arms)
Jasmine: (Gesturing at Deacon) “He was being annoying!” (No regrets)
Hancock: (Nodding his head) “Firecracker here has a point-…”
Nick: (Pointing a finger at Hancock) “No. You're being a bad influence on my kid!”
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