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bimafe · 3 months

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damn.

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blackbird-brewster · 1 year

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50 JJ/Emily Fic Prompts (Fluff)

For @cargopantsprentiss but anyone can use these! They’re from my endless list of Jemily prompts that’s been an ongoing project for about eight years now :D

JJ, Emily, and Henry are all baking together when Emily burns her finger and starts swearing in one of the six fluent languages she speaks and Henry ends up repeating some of those words.

During a case involving politics - Emily has to adopt her "Ambassadors daughter" persona. JJ won’t let her live it down

The 5 times Emily and JJ accidentally see each other naked.

The 5 times Emily and JJ "accidentally" kiss.

5 Times Emily says "JJ, I swear to god" (obv based on the poker machine scene, but do what you want).

5 Times Emily was compared to her mum.

5 Times JJ proves she isn't as innocent as everyone thinks

5 Times Emily proves she is too good at compartmentalising.

Emily and JJ platonically share a bed. Definitely not platonic sleep groping happens.

(AU) JJ is a stressed uni student, Em is an insomniac. They meet at a convenience store at 2am.

Emily gets super wasted on her Birthday and confesses her love for JJ and JJ is like, well no shit we're married you fool.

(AU) JJ and Pen are travelling together - Emily is the tour guide.

Pre jemily- Sergio goes missing. JJ finds him.

(AU) JJ and Em live in the same building - they meet when the fire alarm goes off at 3am.

Emily keeps asking JJ out - JJ keeps saying no - until she says yes.

Em goes with JJ to her parents to support her in coming out

Everyone keeps teasing them about their age gap and Em gets self conscious.

Emily goes with JJ to her high school reunion

At the start Henry doesn't like Emily but she finds a way to win him over

Em wears a ridiculously expensive and nice silk shirt or something and JJ HAS to touch it (they just met)

Emily and JJ try to "out gay" each other

Emily interrogates JJ after her chocolate goes missing

(AU) Emily is a yoga instructor - It's JJ's first class

The team show up at Emily's house and accidentally start profiling and noticing that Emily must be living with someone (oops it’s JJ)

It's halloween and Emily goes as a vampire- because she has already been staked.

(AU) JJ is one of Morgans jock friends and gets introduced to Emily (Emily still being a complete nerd)

Sometimes Emily compartmentalises too well and forgets she is human, JJ reminds her

The team visit Emily in London

Emily and Morgan have a competition on who can be the best spouse, much to the amusement of JJ and Pen

For some reason Emilys proposal gets interrupted, so she spends all day/ week whatever waiting for JJs answer

Emily helps JJ study for the profilers exam

(AU) JJ is on a holiday and asks a stranger for directions. Stranger is Emily.

JJ thinks she is being subtle with her attraction to Emily, but what she doesn't realise is how often she looks at Ems boobs. Emily has notified and has started teasing JJ

(AU) JJ and Henry take their pet to a vet. Emily is the vet.

JJ gets annoyed af Emily taking 10 mins to make a cup of coffee (cause in my mind Emily has a fancy hard to use machine, and JJ is used to instant)

Emily spends days researching to impress JJs Mom before going to Christmas dinner

JJ assumes something minor of Emily, but Emily works incredibly hard to prove her wrong

JJ is visiting her parents. Emily is still DC and hasn't been sleeping due to night mares. JJs spidey senses tingle so she come home

Emily accidentally gets high from a pot brownie at one of Garcia’s bake club parties. JJ has to baby sit.

Emily spends days planning a sweet romantic date. Only JJ doesn't know its a date

Emily spends all night secretly building Henry a swing set (or cubby house)

Emily buys a new pantsuit which is well tailord and tight and JJ cant focus

JJ attempts to make Emilys sparse Batchelor pad into a home

Emily gets thrown in the water while wearing a white shirt. JJ is staring

Emily and JJ bump into each other speed dating

JJ tries learning a language to impress Emily

Emily and JJs first date. Emily books a table at the best restaurant. They get out the front and JJ says that that resturant isnt them. So Emily takes them to a small local pizza place instead

extreme Bachelorette extraordinaire Emily Prentiss attempts to become domestic for JJ

(AU) JJ is apart of a casual women soccer league, Emily jogs past every week.

JJ is stressed when her babysitter flakes (No Will) and Emily volunteers to step in to look after Henry

#Criminal minds #jennifer jareau #emily prentiss #jemily #cm fanfiction #fic prompt #fic inspo #free to use #one gay brain cell #cm reference

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just-a-torn-up-masterpiece · 1 year

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i have a jemily edit to post for my gf for valentines day 😊😊😊 but maybe i’ll just send it to her so u can’t see the edit 😒😒😒😒

that is actually a real photo of me. i’m gonna go read smut to cheer myself up

and THANK YOU, 💅 at least someone here is nice 😔😔 all i’ve gotten from [insert name here] is them calling my mum a milf and bullying me 😕💔

-🫧

that’s so cringe i don’t even wanna see it 🖕

being mEaN is less uncomfortable u losers

and also you literally sent me a photo of your mother knowing she has the same hair as s16 emily and expect me not to wanna smooch ?????? be fr 🤨

#🫧anon

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deadravenclaw · 3 years

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hey love! happy 400! you deserve every single follower and so many more!

can i have 🦚 cm characters, 🐢 emily prentiss, 🐉 hotchniss, 🐍 as cm characters or if someone else asked then cm ships, and finally 🍀

feel free to skip any if it's too much! yet again, happy 400! you so deserve it! love you raven <3

Edit: I now know this is from @raegan-reid and I want to say tysm Raegan ily <3

🐢 A random headcanon (specify character, for cm)

Emily Prentiss (writing this first because I love Emily sm, also I have no self-control when writing):

Emily hates board games. It's not because she doesn't know how to play or because she sucks at it, she knows how they're played and has played a couple of those app store board games. It's just that when it comes to the actual, game night style of board games, she absolutely hates them. Like, won't come 10 metres near it kind of hate.

Which is strange to everyone because Emily's extremely competitive and is great at poker and chess, which would most naturally mean that she would like board games too. However, when it comes to game nights with the rest of the team, games such as Monopoly or Cluedo are met with immediate disagreement from Emily, who suggest other games like Cards Against Humanity, or they do something else entirely.

Emily knows she's being unfair to the rest. That her hatred of board games should not affect the rest of the team's choice of relaxation. The rest of the team disagrees however, stating that everyone should be comfortable during game nights. And as much as Emily knows she should at least explain why, she finds that she can't get herself to do so.

Then one night, during girls night at Penelope's apartment, Emily finds herself confiding in Penelope, Tara, and JJ. Explaining how it's because she's never had a chance playing them growing up. It wasn't because she didn't have them, in fact, the ambassador would get her the games if she wanted them. It was because she never stayed in one place long enough to make any friends, let alone have friends she could play with. Even her mother would not play with her, citing how it was childish and ridiculous, leaving Emily with a bunch of games she could never play with anyone and a brewing hatred for any board game that existed.

Hearing Emily's reasons, Tara and JJ immediately offer to play and teach her the ins and outs of board games, while Penelope takes it a step further by digging out board games that she kept in storage. They ignore Emily's protests and sit her down, explaining the rules of each game and showing her how fun board games can be.

That night, Emily learns the basics how to play several games, including Monopoly, Cluedo, and Risk. She enjoys Monopoly the most, mostly because JJ and Penelope got into an argument almost immediately about the pieces and the fact that towards the end of the game Tara had started swearing whenever she landed on someone's property.

That is also the night that Emily allows herself to like board games. To allow herself to forget the evenings during her childhood where she would ask her mother to play with her, only to get rejected or ignored. Instead, she allowed those memories to be replaced with the sound of uncontrollable laughter, the smell of her favourite wine and snacks, and the warmth that was Penelope's apartment. Memories that make board games a little more loveable.

Emily Prentiss may not fully love board games but with memories like this, she learns to like them a little more.

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The rest of the requests are under the cut because the hc is already longer than expected 👀.

🦚 Rank my top 5 of anything

As CM characters:

1. Emily Prentiss - I love her so much. She's amazing. So many quotable lines and just, I love her.

2. Penelope Garcia - I love how she's always so supportive of everyone and she deserves the world honestly.

3. Tara Lewis - Tara deserves more love, she is brilliant. "Your mom" and "Went on a diet. Lost 185 pounds" live rent free in my mind.

4. Luke Alvez - First of all, I love Roxy. Second of all, he's just a great and caring person and just has a great dynamic with everyone.

5. Alex Blake - Okay so I don't post much about Blake but I love her. She's like the mum of the team and I just think she's amazing and I love her.

🐉 Rate a ship/character (for cm)

Hotchniss: 5/10

I'm sorry but this is not a ship that I personally like. That being said, I can still sorta see why people would like it. I just don't think they're good together romantically.

🐍 cyma as anything

CM Ships (missed this out the first time but um yeah, also i’m sorry i’m tagging people so often)

Temily - @temilyrights

Jemily - @raegan-reid

Garvez - @tenelvez

Moreid - @bus-kids

🍀 A character I associate you with

Emily definitely. She’s funny and seems like a great person to hang out with and you are just the nicest person whenever we interact <3

#criminal minds headcanons #criminal minds #cm headcanons #emily prentiss #raven's 400 celebration #raegan☄️

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itsmyblogandillreblogifiwantto · 3 years

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Jealousy... Part 3

A/N: The long awaited part 3 my lovelies! Hope you all enjoy! My taglist is open as are my requests, but they are a bit slow as I have essays and exams to do! Drop me a message or ask if you have a request and I’ll get back to you. Triggers: Swearing, smoking, blood, graphic case details, hints of Jemily

“How the fuck does she…” Rossi began amazed you got there first. “She’s a walking, talking New York map.” Spencer said as he and Rossi followed the instructions you gave them, and as they got there, you’d already got Toby on the floor. “Where is Myers?” You ask Toby “I don’t know Y/N!” Toby called out as you pick him up with one hand as Spencer looks at you with wide eyes. “Then why did you run?” You ask, “And it’s Agent Y/N.” “I thought you found out about what the restaurant was doing.” Toby said, “I didn’t want anything to do with it.” “Fucking hell.” You sigh, “Have you heard from him at all in the last two weeks?” “Once. He said he needed my car for something but didn’t say what, he said I’d get it back tomorrow.” “I have an idea, but I need you to come back with us.” You say to Toby. Toby nodded, knowing he didn’t have much of a choice. He had a record and if he helped, you could talk to the D.A on his charges and potentially reduce them. Toby gets in the car. “What’s your idea kiddo?” Rossi asks “I’ll tell you all at the station.” You say as Spencer hands Rossi the keys “I’m not driving in New York traffic.” Rossi said looking at the time “Oh, you haven’t lived. I know all the side streets.” You smirk, “I can get us back at the station and pretty boy will still be telling Toby about the case.” “You want to bet?” Rossi asked handing you the keys “$20.” You smile, knowing you will win. “Deal.” Rossi said shaking your hand not knowing what he was letting himself in for. Sure enough, you won, and Rossi slipped $20 in your hand. “I should have gone higher.” You mumble to yourself “Y/N, who’s that?” Hotch asked, gesturing to Toby, who you put in a room. “Myers twin brother, Toby. He has a record longer than your legs, and I think I can get him talking. Myers asked to borrow his car two weeks ago, when the killings started, and is giving it back tomorrow, so I’m thinking if we can get Toby a wire, we can listen in during the exchange, and catch him in the act. In exchange, we can get some of Toby’s charges dropped.” You say “How do we know Toby isn’t involved?” J.J asked “If he is, the deal is off.” Rossi said “Let’s do it.” Hotch said You went through the plan with Toby, “If I find out you are somehow involved, the deal is off and you’re getting jail time too. Clear?” You ask him Toby nods. “Yes Agent.” He stuttered after you brought up all of his charges, even without looking at his record file. “He’s terrified of her. Damn.” Morgan said from behind the class. “What did she do?” “Took him down before we even caught up with her.” Spencer said smiling at his girlfriend through the glass “And she picked him up with one arm. He’s like 2 foot taller than her.” Rossi said “2 foot 3 and a half inches.” Spencer said.

“Right everyone, get some rest. We have a big day tomorrow.” Hotch said handing everyone their hotel room keys. “Anyone fancy a drink?” Rossi asked You nod quickly wanting one as soon as you found out about the case. “You can smoke in the hotel bar too, on the balcony.” Spencer said, “I noticed earlier.” “Anyone else joining us?” You ask as Spencer and Emily both nod. “See you all in the morning.” Hotch said. Everyone said their goodnights, and you, Spencer, Rossi and Emily went to the bar. “I think I’ll just have a whiskey, what do you kids want?” Rossi asked you all and you placed your orders and went outside with Emily. “How are you feeling?” Emily asked you “Nervous, what if this all goes tits up?” You ask her as you get a cigarette out of your pocket and light one up. “It won’t. Your plan is solid.” Emily reassured you as Rossi and Spencer came out “Anyone else want one?” You ask as Rossi and Spencer come back from the bar, with the drinks and Rossi takes one from you since you usually have smoke breaks together. “Yeah.” Spencer and Emily said taking one “Since when do you smoke Doctor?” Emily asked Spencer “When someone fucks with my girlfriend and I need to calm down before I take him down myself.” Spencer said handing you your drink. “I thought you had a load of statistics you told your Mum to stop her smoking.” Rossi said to Spencer “She still smokes, she doesn’t know I know, but I do.” Spencer said laughing as Rossi gave you his lighter then gave it to Spencer. “Since when do you smoke Prentiss?” He asked, returning the question. “When someone fucks with one of us.” Emily said You all sit there for a few hours, “You guys can go to bed if you want. I know I won’t get any sleep until we get back to Quantico.” You say “At least come back to the room Y/N.” Spencer said to you with sad eyes. “Genius is right. I’ll be next door and Emily & J.J are opposite.” Rossi said “Yeah so if you want girl talk…” Emily winked knowing you hated girl talk. You roll your eyes, “Fine. We have to be up soon anyways.” You all go to your rooms, and you take a shower once Spencer has finished and end up reading all of his books whilst he sleeps. “Morning darling.” You smile as Spencer slowly opens his eyes “Morning.” Spencer says rubbing his eyes. “Did you get any sleep?” You shake your head, “I did read all of your books and all of the books in the hotel lost and found though, so it wasn’t a wasted night.” You say gesturing to the box containing around 50 books. Spencer sighs, he wishes he could get you to sleep but he knows once the case is over you will rest. “Sorry Y/N. You don’t deserve this.” “It’s fine, now get ready, I ordered us pancakes to the room.” You say kissing his lips softly “You’re the best.” Spencer smiled and got ready. “Want to know a fact?” You ask Spencer “Of course.” Spencer smiled “Before you, I always wore matching socks… But now…” You say lifting your jeans up slightly to show your mismatched socks Spencer’s face lit up, “I love them.” He smiled “But I love you more.” He accidentally said out loud “You love me?” You ask, realising neither of you have said it yet. “I love you.” Spencer confirmed with a smile “I love you too.” You smile and kiss him as there is a knock at the door “Pancakes for Y/N.” The lady said from the other side of the door “Great – coming!” You say and pay the lady and close the door. Spencer smiles at you, “What did you get?” “I got lemon and sugar for me. Chocolate sauce and sprinkles for you.” You say handing him his plate as you both eat your pancakes, and cuddle until Hotch texts everyone asking to meet at the station as it’s only a short walk away. “Y/N…” Spencer says after checking his phone, noticing you’ve gone fallen sleep. He feels bad that he has to wake you, knowing this is the only sleep you have got in over 36 hours. “Bubba…” He says kissing your cheek. “Hotch needs us.” You groan as you slowly get up from Spencer’s warm embrace, “But I’m comfy.” “I’m sorry.” Spencer frowned, “I don’t think Hotch would appreciate you not showing up because you were cuddling your boyfriend.” “Not your fault Spence.” You say kissing his lips and you leave the hotel, having a cigarette as you walk with Spencer. “You did look really comfortable.” Spencer admitted as you put your cigarette out and opened the police station door for you “Thanks handsome.” You smile and arrive into the police station, “Morning everyone.” You yawn walking straight to the coffee machine. “Is there something on my face?” You ask as everyone looks at you. “There’s been another murder.” J.J said In anger, you smash the mug you were holding and even Morgan looks scared of you. “I’m so fed up of this.” You say picking up the fragments and putting them in the bin. “Well at least we know Toby isn’t involved.” Hotch said giving you a hand with picking up the shards. You nod, “Are we still going with the plan at 12?” “Yes, we are.” Morgan said giving you a coffee, “Maybe don’t smash this mug.” He winked You rolled your eyes, “Whatever.” “Easy Morgan. Y/N could kick you in the dick again.” J.J smiled which made you laugh “So the plan is Reid, Rossi and I will be in a van down the road. J.J will stay here with Penelope on the phone, and mind the tip line in case anything changes, Prentiss, Hotch and Morgan will be undercover, around the street. Toby will wait at the agreed spot waiting to meet Myers. Then, if we are lucky, Myers will talk about the murders, into Toby’s hidden microphone in his jacket button and we will go in and arrest him, and I will sleep. Happy fucking ever after.” You say “Er, agent Y/N?” Toby asks “Yes?” You ask “Which button has the microphone?” He asks “That’s the fun part, you will never know.” Penelope says down the line. “I knew my Scout girl sewing skills would pay off one day.” J.J said “You were a Scout girl?” Emily asked, “I want to see photos.” “Later.” J.J laughed You all got in position and waited. “30 minutes to go.” Rossi said “I could do with that whiskey now.” You sigh rubbing your temples “I have some, I’ll give it to you later.” Rossi said showing you his flask

“Agent Y/N?” Toby said through his microphone “Yes?” You sigh “He’s on his way.” Toby replied “Stand by.” Rossi said to everyone 25 minutes later “Ah there’s my little brother.” Myers smiles at Toby as he pulls up with Toby’s vehicle. “He’s here. The son of a bitch is here.” You say to everyone, feeling yourself tense up as Spencer puts his hand on yours and rubs it softly knowing it calms you down. ~To be continued~ Taglist: @pumpkin-goob , @jpegjade , @andiebeaword , @hopebaker , @hotchsbabygirl , @hercleverboy , @cupcake525 , @gubetube , @aperrywilliams , @cosmic-psychickitty , @marleyhotchner , @gubler-me-up , @goldentournesol , @jenna-jd , @reidgraygubler , @g0ldengubler , @gcblers , @peachpitfics

#Criminal Minds #criminal minds fic #spencer reid #spencer reid fluff #spencer x reader #my fics

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benwllbond · 3 years

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for the unpopular opinions thing: gideon and rossi were fucking at some point in the early years

reid is canonically autistic and bisexual and him and morgan were definitely dating, and savannah was just his beard but then he actually fell for her :(

the maeve plot line was dumb and just a ton of unnecessary trauma for literally everyone, including the viewers

hotch and emily totally could have gotten together but they never did and i respect that

emily is bi but is almost totally into women and just has a soft spot for hotch

jeid is gross

jemily should have been canon

PENEMILY. THATS IT SEND TWEET

morcia was lowkey better platonic bc morgan was in love with reid and penelope was in love with emily

should i continue-

gideon and rossi: