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the-fiction-witch · 9 months
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What are you up to?
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Media Game Of Thrones
Character Jojen Reed
Couple Jojen X Reader
Rating smut
Concept Sneaking up in the night
Smut Masturbation / nipple play / fingering / riding/ full sex/ raw sex/ breeding kink
I sat wrapped up with a blanket, furs, and other such fabrics to keep the ice and snow cold from my body. But still, I shivered. The fire was still lit but low as it had not been fed in a while as we had loaded it up a lot before going to sleep, I was the only one still up unable to prevent my mind rolling away with itself as usual preventing me from sleeping. I knew what would put me to sleep but I was so nervous to do so. But I know I had little choice if I actually wanted to sleep. I wrapped my fur around me a little tighter making sure to keep myself hidden as the snow fluttered down from the grey clouds, I blushed hard at what I was about to do moving one hand down to my thigh slipping under my clothes and stroking myself for a moment until my fingers found my clit letting out a sigh of joy doing my best not to gasp or reveal what I was doing. My other hand moved up unbuttoning my dress and grasping my breast gently rubbing against my nipple to make the pleasure stronger. I did my best to keep quiet as my hands worked hard sending waves and waves of pleasure.
"what are you up to?" I heard making me jump immediately taking my hands away and turning bright red 
"I uhhh I uhh what-" I began looking up to see Jojen stepping closer and looking down at me with an evil smirk 
"what are you up to?" he asks 
"Nothing- uhh Nothing at all" 
"Really?" he smirked "Come on" he ordered 
I blushed but got up and followed him away from our camp towards where his own sleeping space a little further in the trees he sat down on his bed beside a tree and tugged me down with him
"So? What are you up to?" 
"Nothing" I blushed 
"Liar" He smirked "I saw you"
"You did!" I blushed hard 
"I saw you, in my vision" he smirked 
"Ohh you did?" 
"I did." he smirked slipping his hand under my clothes he smirked and stroked my breast rather firmly 
"Uhhh Jojen-" I blushed but he merely smirked more slightly chuckling to himself moving his hand down to stroke across my clit feeling hot wet I was
 "Awwww perfect" He growled "I wanna help"
"Help?" I blushed
"Humm I wanna help princess. I wanna make you cum" he smirked holding my hips and forcing me onto his lap
"Jojen-" I blushed hard 
"You're so cute, I wanna make you cum princess" He smirked unlacing the ties on his pants and stroking his erection "Come on" he smirked 
I blushed but gave him a soft kiss he happily kissed back and guided my hips for me to settle and him slip inside me "Uhhh!"
"Quiet princess, don't want them to hear you" he smirked kissing my jaw 
"Sorry Jojen-"
"Its alright princess if it feels that good" He smirked "You can't control your cute little moans and gasps because it feels so good" He growled slapping my ass
"Uhh! Jojen-"
he was merciless with me often slapping my ass as he held my hips forcing me to bounce, I did move on my own but he made sure I kept at the base he desired I knew I was close but he didn't change his base moving his hand to play with my breast rubbing on my nipple, and after an intense few moments I pulled his neck close kissing him to prevent my squeals he smirked pulling away as I collapsed against his chest but he didn't even slow "Jojen-"
"I know princess I know, I know you're tired." He cooed "But just a little while longer" he growled 
"But I can't keep going"
"You can just a little longer" He cooes "You feel so good princess, How could I pull out and use my rough hands when your pretty pussy feels this good for me" He growls 
"We can't- what if-"
"what? what if I finish inside you?"
"Yes" I blushed hard "We can't -"
"Ohh we can. that's exactly what I want" he smirked 
"What?"
"That's exactly what I want" He smirked "I want to put my seed inside you." 
"Jojen-" I blushed
"I want to bury my seed inside you princess."
"what if I get pregnant?"
"Then I'll just have to take you home with me and Marry you" He smirked speeding up even more until he held me tightly and finished deep inside me "Fuck- Go on get back to your bed before someone notices your gone"
"Your right Jojen" I nodded 
"Go on, we can cuddle later after everyone else goes out looking for food, and if your good maybe we can have another play tomorrow night? would you like that princess?"
"I would"
"Good girl, go on don't get cold" he says slowly pulling out and fixing his pants again I blushed but fixed my dress and headed back to my bed by the fire. 
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ayo-edebiri · 11 months
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hi love, just wanted to say I absolutely adore your gifs, they’re so crisp and the colouring is so lovely. thank you for gifting us with your work!🥰
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the-fiction-witch · 9 months
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The Wedding In White Habour P4
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Media Game Of Thrones
Character Jojen Reed Age Up
Couple Jojen X Reader
Rating Smut af
Concept Consumating the Marriage
Smut sexual discussions / making out / breast play / fondling / nipple play / nipple sucking / bj's / biting / love bites / raw sex / full sex / riding / virgin x Non virgin / nudity / face sitting / eating out / fingering / screaming / jizz / cum on stomach / cum inside / slapping / spanking /
I had grown accustomed to my room in grey water, spending my days with my books and my harp as I rarely saw my husband. We had been married now for over six months and our wedding was not yet consummated. I rarely saw him at all and even rarer we exchanged words, it saddened me but what choice did I have? I suppose I should think myself lucky, many girls are sold off to men who view them as meer ovens for heirs never allowed to leave the bed merely sheth for their sword, others are merciless cruel and abusive drunks, I should count myself lucky to have a husband who just ignores me.
I finished my bath and wrapped my robe loosely around myself just to keep out the cold heading towards the bed but I stopped short as the bedroom door opened and closed quickly after revealing an annoyed Jojen. He walked in frustrated putting a hand through his hair but stopped dead in his tracks as he saw me eyes wide glancing from ankle to neck
"Ohh good evening Jojen" I smiled adjusting my robe to give me more coverage
"Let's just get this over with," he says undoing his shirt throwing it to the floor and sitting on my bed stroking up his bare arm
"What's going on Jojen?" I asked carefully approaching him
"My father's angry at me, he knows we haven't… yet."
"I see. Jojen, we don't have to do anything you don't want to" I reassured sitting beside him to take his hand gently
"We do though. I don't have a choice" he says moving his hand away from my own "he'll feed me to the lizard lions If I don't"
"I see. If I may ask, is there any reason you don't want to? Because I can perhaps do my best to accommodate things, perhaps you'd prefer just my back or my feet, or we could bring someone-"
"No. No y/n. It's nothing like that" he says "I'll be honest it was mostly stress and stubbornness that prevented it on our wedding night I was so angry at my father for forcing me to marry someone I didn't love, having to travel halfway up the north t get married"
"That's understandable, but then why have you waited all this time?"
"Fear." He says "I was just frustrated that night, the next morning when I saw you- I thought you were the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen and honestly… that morning I wanted nothing more than to throw you again the bed and make you my lady" he explained "but I feared I had pushed you away too far, that you already hated me, I feared that I'd be no good to you and I just…never got the courage to come and see you after that"
"Thats sweet Jojen but your my husband it's alright, whatever fears you have I'm sure we can quell them"
"You- you'd be willing to do that?"
"Of course," I smiled giving his cheek a small kiss
"I uhh I must ask what uhh what experience do you have?"
Immediately I forced down thoughts of my childhood, my past and my home forcing a smile "Well let's just say-"
"In plain words. Please. I need to know"
"My innocence was taken from me many years ago, I learnt many things and have a decent amount of experience, and you?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing? No handmaids? No girls in the marshes?"
"No. My father forbid it so I uhh I'm going to need to rely on you a little"
"That's all right, I'll lead just trust your instincts and if you want to stop just ask" I reassured and he nodded I smiled and pulled him gently into a soft kiss he slowly and shakily kissed back his hand coming to rest on my upper arm even if I was being gentle I couldn't help my hands stroking down his chest being as impressed as our wedding day when we pulled back I slipped off my robe leaving me completely naked he took in every inch of me much as he did the morning after our wedding but this time more intense allowing his face to show his true feelings
"You're beautiful my lady"
"Thank you Jojen, is there anything you'd like to touch?"
He didn't answer his hands merely instantly clamped onto my breasts making me giggle a little watching as he experimented squeezing groping fondling them in his hands as he tried to learn everything about them I happily allowed him his time and gently kissed his neck while he plaid his favourite seemed to be holding his hands under my breasts feeling the weight of them in his hands gently squeezing and rubbing on the skin
"You like them?"
"Very much, I uhh I think there- you're very beautiful"
"Thank you" I giggled "You know of you just' I guided his hands to slightly take a different grip so his thumbs which seemed to like rubbing on the soft skin could circle and rub my nipples which he seemed to quickly understand this instruction helping to harden them "then it feels very nice"
"It does? You uhh you like when I-" he asks rubbing on them a little harder and I bit my lip and nodded "uhh okay" he let a small moan slip "uhhhh I uhhh can I ask something?"
"Of course Jojen"
"I uhhh I uhh" he stuttered nervously his face turning red glancing to the door almost checking we weren't heard "Could I uhh could I suck - on them?"
I was taken back by his question unable to prevent a giggle which only made his face drop upset I laughed at his question
"Sorry I shouldn't have-"
"No no it's alright, I'm sorry Jojen you just surprised me is all. Of course, you can if you'd like to"
"I uh I can?"
"Of course" I nodded
He was nervous but came close kissing my lips then my chin and down my jaw, I smirked leaning my back against the post of my bed as he kissed down my neck making sure to suck a little on the crook of my neck before kissing down slightly tickling me as he kissed my chest and down between my breasts he picked the left clearly as his right hand was more than happy to continue he softly stroked my breasts before kissing my hard nipple causing my playful giggles he looked up unsure but I nodded and he took my nipple between his lips gently sucking while his other hand continued and it was very pleasurable feeling his sucking get more and more intense often flicking his tongue against my hard nipple or even gracing it with his teeth it was enough to force a moan from my lips which only seemed to fuel him making him intensify his hand and his mouth
"Uhhh Jojen" I gasped pushing him back even if he didn't much want to stop I pushed him completely off the bed to stand beside the bed I opened my legs and pulled his hips to stand between them I took his hand gently letting him pet my hair as I kissed his lower stomach gently untiring the laces of his trousers It didn't take long for him to get excited knotting his fingers into my hair as I worked with each inch I exposed as I unlaced I kissed further down exposing his rather prominent v and the small trail of blonde hair leading below, once completed unlaced they dropped to his ankles allowing me for the first time a good look at my husband and I was impressed. I was gentle not wanting to overwhelm him pressing little kisses to him and stroking his shaft but that seemed to only wind him up more he was nervous but I blew him a kiss before I took him into my mouth being so gentle as I began my sucking and gentle licking which made him utterly melt honestly of not for me holding his hips he may have collapsed on the floor or at least lost his knees out from under himself his face read of surprise and shock which worried me and made me move back "everything alright?'
"Yeah uhh yeah your uhh you're fine I uhh I didn't think it uhh"
"If was that intense?"
"Yeah" he nods
"I'll be slow" I smiled returning him to my mouth slowly but surely getting more intense now moving my head back and forth and the sounds that came out of him were enough to make me soaked listening to his gasps and groans of pleasure above me reacting to the tiniest of movements until he pushed me away so hard I fell onto the bed
"Oh sorry-"
"It's alright, enough?"
"For now anymore I uhh I don't think we'll get to do anything else" he says "How uhh how should I?"
"How should you what?"
"Well you’re more experienced than I am, I know I'm supposed to put you on your back but I heard about having you on your knees is easier I don't know"
"It's alright, it's alright how about we be gentle the first time?" I asked holding his hands as I moved to my knees he nods so I guided him into my bed giving him pillows to make sure he was comfortable
"What uhh what do I do?"
"You don't need to do anything' I smiled as I climbed onto his lap at first I merely settled on him moving my hips back and forth so I could know the sort of angles I could work with he seemed to meet with me unsure in his face but his body seemed to know what to do "there we are just like that okay," I told him giving him a soft kiss before I carefully lowered myself letting him slip inside of me having to stop a moment once I reached the base as I was a little overwhelmed "uuughhh…" I gasped rolling my head back a little "ummm you sure fill a girl up good Jojen" I giggled
"I uhh I'm inside you. I'm actually inside you"
"Fully inside me my sweet husband" I smiled giving his lips a kiss
"You look, incredibly gorgeous on top of me"
I giggled "I shall have to do it more then"
"You can do it whenever you like my lady" he Cooes his hands settling on my hips and ass "uuhhh… why did I wait so long?"
"I don't know" I smiled "I'll be slow okay," I asked and he nods so I settled a hand on his stomach and began to move my hips to ride him his hips worked into my own his mouth hung open often moans escaping his head thrown back against the pillows
"Uuuughhhhh! Uuuuuuuhhh y/n! Y/n! Uuuuuuuhhh"
"It feels nice my sweet husband?'
"Amazing my beautiful wife" he smirked his innocent blush seeming to disappear leaning up to bite at my neck wrapping his arms around my back fueled by his desires I giggled pushing him back down and changing my angle a little allowing myself to bounce and grind harder and faster against him so much so the bed began banging against the wall and I leaned down to kiss and leave a love bite on his neck "uuhh yes! Yes! Uuuughhhhh y/n!" He moans loudly his nails digging into my hips and forcing me down as deep as possible "Y/n… y/n" he whines before letting loose a loud and throaty moan releasing his grip on me immediately and releasing his seed deep inside me
"Ohhh Jojen, you could have warned me," I asked sitting up and making sure to let him rose it out and making sure his seed got as deep inside me as possible for a better chance of me getting pregnant then again if not I certainly wouldn't be opposed to a few more nights like this and I'm sure he wouldn't either
"Sorry y/n. I uhh I didn't have a lot of warning either" he chuckled between his breaths
"Did you enjoy it, my husband?"
"Very very much my beautiful wife" he Cooes holding my hand and peppering it with kisses "I shouldn't have waited so long, I'm sorry for making you feel like I didn't want to. But now it's over with my innocence is gone and were officially married and I couldn't be happier" he smiled sitting up to kiss me
"That's sweet Jojen I'm very happy too" I smiled nuzzling with him
"I uhh I got mine, did you get yours?"
"My what?"
"I got to release my seed. Did my wife get to reach the sky too?" He asks
"No, but that's okay our first time and all of takes practice ladies are very complicated Jojen"
"But I want to, it's not fair. Surely there are secrets you can show me?"
"Well I don't know any, spent my life learning to be a lady and how to please a man never the other way"
"Oh… uhh could I try something then?"
"Of course" I nodded
He smiled and cupped my breasts again kissing down my neck as he firmed them up in his hands rubbing on my nipples as they once again got hard for him "You like that?" He asks and I nodded he smirked and kissed up to my neck "You liked this?" He whispered between kisses and I nodded trying to hold back my giggles his hand moved down my stomach and then around my hip taking a firm grip on my ass and giving it a gentle slap
"Ohh" I giggled
"You like that sweetie?" He smirked and I couldn't help but nod biting my lip a little and burying my head in his neck in embarrassment "awww cute, you like what I'm doing or what I'm saying?"
"Both"
"Both? You like it when I call you… sweetie?" He smirked milking the word and I nodded
"Humm okay" he smirked biting his lip as he intentionally stared down at me "You've been a bad little thing, sweetie." He growled slapping my ass hard
"Ohh Jojen"
"Umm yeah, you like that?" He smirked moving my hips to slowly ride him again "You like that sweetie? You like it when your sexy husband comes and uses you?" He smirked and I nodded blushing hard "fuck-" he groaned pulling me into a kiss his hands moving to just my hips when he pulled away I was utterly shocked by his words "I want you to sit on my face"
"What - Jojen I uhh"
"Please, I've heard people talk about it. It sounds amazing, it's all I want right now" he groans
"I don't know Jojen I mean you were innocent an hour ago" I giggled
"Please I'd you don't like it I'll never ask again, but please it's all I can think about" he groans "I want your sweet pussy ridding my face sweetie"
"Well… okay but carefully I don't want to hurt you"
"If this is how I did believe me I will die happy" he says laying back with his head on the pillow eager and excited I was nervous having never done it before but I moved holding the wooden headboard my knees on either side of his head I was slow moving slowly until his lips met me he happily held my thighs to keep me still and at this level as he kissed and sucked as he had on my nipple
"Uuhhhh Jojen!" I gasped feeling the sharp pleasure he didn't speak merely working hard to pleasure my aching clit clearly enjoying himself he began to move my hips the same as when I was riding him which only intensified the pleasure letting him work into me better to send more accurate waves of pleasure as I rode I could barely contain my moans my hands leaving the headboard to play with my breasts as he worked, after a while I knew how close I was getting feeling so on edge but one hand left my thigh and he thrusted two fingers deep inside me moving them in and out as he merciless licked and sucked which caused me to scream his name loudly and slightly squirt
Immediately he pulled his fingers out and flipped us over so I laid on my back and he now sat over me looking as happy as I'd ever seen him my wetness soaked across the lower half of his face
"Like it?" I asked
"Everything I hoped it would be" he smirked "Did you like it?"
"Very much"
"But still no?"
"No." I blushed
"Say no more sweetie" he smirked kissing down my neck and then down between my breasts making a stop to suck on each nipple a moment before kissing down my stomach he opened my thighs as far as possible and buried his head there returning to his pace returning his fingers inside me as he became utterly merciless on me leaving me to scream in pleasure my only outlet gripping my sheets or attempting to pleasure my breasts which he noticed and batted my hand off using his other hand to play with my breast often rubbing and twisting my nipple as he worked until I hit a wall of pleasure squeezing my legs around his head screaming so much my throat slightly shredded
"Uuuuuuuhhh uuughhhh Jojen!"
He pulled back but only to wipe his mouth on the back of his hand looming over me excitedly "uuhhh sweetie" he gasps and it was then I noticed the hand that had been fingering me now wrapped around his hard shaft "fuck you made me hard just watching you like that," he groans his hand working hard as he jerked himself off over my naked body I blushed but batted his hand away
"That's a job for your wife Jojen" I smirked stroking my pussy which he only smirked at
"Ummm yes it is sweetie" he growled biting his lip before pushing as deep inside me as he could "fuck! More.."
"What?" I gasped feeling him once again fill me up with his shaft
"More" he growled wrapping my legs around his waist "I want you sweetie. Now" he demanded grabbing my hips and thrusting so mercilessly that it was almost as if he found a new angle leaning down to leave hikes across my neck pounding my pussy so mercilessly that all I could do was scream he held my hips so hard my hips were actually completely off the bed the whole bed shaking as it banged repeatedly against the wall "yeah you like that, you like your husband fucking railing you"
"Uhhh yes! Jojen please!"
"Uuhhhh just a little longer sweetie please, I'm so close too" he groans moving a hand to rub on my clit which was enough to tip me over the edge sending me almost off the earth itself for my second orgasm he melted against me feeling me around him "uuuuuuuhhh! Fucking hell" he moans as only a few more thrusts later he pulled out and send his seed across my stomach before collapsing among the covers with me "okay… I wanna be inside you every time you do that"
"Really?"
"God yes" he gasps "Holy fuck your amazing"
"Thank you, my wonderful husband did very very good too" I smiled nuzzling up to him as we cuddled up against the bed
"Yeah? I did a good job for my first time?"
"A perfect job" I Cooed
"Well we have time to learn all the little secrets about each other" he smiled "and… what we each like" he smirked wrapping my leg around his hips and stroking my ass and thigh
"I think I can guess what you like Jojen"
"Humm can you now? Well, I know what you like too, sweetie" he smirked almost growling that last word and I couldn't help but blush and slightly squeeze my legs together "hummm" he chuckled "Again sweetie?" He whispered in my ear
I couldn't help but giggle "Later Jojen when we have some energy"
"Your right, I really am sorry for being a dick"
"It's alright you had your reasons, so long as things will be different now?"
"Of course, I promise" he Cooes kissing my nose making me giggle "You are such a little giggler it's so cute," he smiled "Hey what would you say to maybe… a couple days together just you and me?"
"I'd like that"
"And maybe we could move our rooms in together?" He suggested
"That sounds lovely Jojen"
"Umm I love you y/n"
"Aww I love you too Jojen" I smiled nuzzling close to him as we tucked the covers up around us
"Can I stay tonight?"
"Of course as long as you'd like"
We got cosy and snug cuddled up together comfortably  
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morgana-pendragon · 1 year
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it’s literally a part of the gifset? I think it looks lovely! some people honestly.
you get it!! it's a little funny in retrospect cause like 😭 that was kind of The Point Of My Gifset 😩 and thank you 🫶🏽🫶🏽
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kiegotakami · 2 years
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happy birthday🥺❤️
thank you!!
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kithraks · 2 years
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💌 send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome. 💌
thank you han <3333
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swanxlake · 2 years
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you like red dead? new best friend alert!!
I love that game sm, it's my all-time favorite. I wish they'd make a miniseries out of it so bad. Like, I'm kinda hoping that w/ 1883 going over well & if TLoU on HBO does as well, maybe someone will think about it? But I am always up for talking about Red Dead (hoping they also remake the 1st one)!
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asoiaf characters who could hack it as a starbucks barista:
— jon. runs that shit like the navy. schedules five minute scream-cry sessions for himself in the supply closet but everyone pretends not to notice bc it kinda seems like its working for him. keeps accidentally charming the regulars
— arya. only ever works closing shift bc if you put her on morning/lunch rush she yells at customers. cleans like a crazy person and leaves the place spotless. WILL put a nick in your car’s tire valve with a box opener if you make her count the till
— loras. makes GREAT coffee and can smooth things over with irate middle aged women very easily. however if ur gay avoid his location bc he cannot stop himself from being catty its in his BLOOD. also:
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— dany. hits her (painstakingly decorated) dab pen in her car before work so she’s very zen. however she Is the coworker you sic on asshole customers bc she’s very good at making them feel stupid and also never caves and gives out free drinks
asoiaf characters who could NOT hack it as a starbucks barista:
— sansa. is the aforementioned caver. always turning up the heat because she’s cold even though literally everyone else is sweating like pigs. stayed on a couple months because it turns out mean customers calm down when she starts to cry #prettygirlhack but eventually quits because she hates cleaning the bathroom
— theon. uniquely bad at his job. writes his number on every other cup he hands out even to people wearing wedding bands or ACTIVELY WITH THEIR PARTNER IN THE STORE (has been beaten up like four times doing this). never ties off the garbage correctly. uses too much water when he mops and has slipped in it and twisted his ankle multiple times. is a soundcloud rapper and is always trying to get the manager to play his music in the store
— robb. nobody wants to fire him because hes genuinely a great guy but he takes eighty million years to make one drink and he’s always comping shit for his girlfriend who comes in all the time
— jojen reed. okay at the job but is always saying ominous shit to customers and is passive aggressive to whoever closed the previous night no matter how good of a job they did. quit because someone else got fired for showing up to work high and he didnt want to be next
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