#jules speaks

[a-star-that-fell]

why is there a page on covid on the doctor who wiki. i don’t know what’s worse that or memory alpha

#jules speaks #at least memory alpha doesn’t have a page on it good lord #tho til that they had a short of 13 talking to the audience about it to help kids feel less scared 🥺

[gerardluvr2000]

Duality of man

#I'm joining the war on mcr return on the side of mcr return #btw #mcr #my chemical romance #Gerard way #Frank iero #Ray toro #Mikey way #mcr return #jules speaks

[evanbi-ckley]

jobairdxx -> evanbi-ckley

idk how long I'll keep this but I've been thinking about the username for DAYS and finally decided to go for it

tagging some mutuals: @monsterrae1 @rogerzsteven @eddiebabygirldiaz @alsaurus-loves-dean @bi-buckrights @elvensorceress @emmelynart @formayhem @honestlydarkprincess @i-had-bucky @jacksadventuresinwriting @loveyourownsmiilee @mishacollinsthighsss @original-cypher @powersuitup @ronordmann @regardingjenmish @singlethread @shortsighted-owl @sherlocking-out-loud @spotsandsocks @serenhawk @the-likesofus @the-rollerchloster @ugh-againwiththenames @wheelsupin-five @sunglassesmish

#jules speaks #username change #blog name change

[spectralquartzafterdark]

What kinks do you think Starscream Rodimus & Megs would all have. Any iteration of your choice. I’m genuinely curious 🫶🏻

It's been a couple days but we finally have the time to answer this!! We both worked together on this ask.

Starscream:

He loves when his partner calls him Lord Starscream. Royal honorifics drive him crazy in the best way.

He's into sparkplay a lot more than most other bots, and even with a human partner he will find a way to frag them and have their hands in his Spark.

Would absolutely love having his valve stuffed while his partner rides his spike.

Rodimus

He tends to top but is obsessed with being sandwiched between two partners. It makes him so slutty.

Absolutely has a praise kink but will only seek it out from partner(s) he can trust.

Would be down to simply let his partner watch him touch himself. He loves the attention and loves to give his partner a show.

Megatron

Size kink. Especially if his partner is human. It makes him feel powerful. He also gets ultra possessive and protective over his partner.

Overstimulating his partner. He is very, very thorough and his partner will be a limp noodle by the end of it.

Cockwarming. Megatron will never admit it aloud but he is very touch-starved and likes the pure intimacy of being close to his partner. Bonus points if breeding kink/cumflation is involved.

#valveplug #transformers #megatron #starscream #rodimus #jules speaks #rosie speaks

[astarionsbite]

Tavana waking up from the emperor's shirtless dream visit, dragging herself over to Astarion's pile of pillows and flopping down looking absolutely haunted and before he can even say anything she just "the squid propositioned me ._."

#girl is a little scarred for life at this point #would anyone in the camp let her live this down? no but she had to tell *someone* #astarion #tav #text post #bg3 spoilers #bg3 #jules speaks #jules plays

[femmebilly]

hey

happy birthday billy hargrove <3

#hope everyone has a good day <3 #billy hargrove #jules speaks

[inquisitor-julia]

Replaying BG3 early access and it's such a little thing but I forgot how the tiefling kids will follow you around to look at your familiar if you have one 🥺

My main girl is a ranger with a raven familiar and the kids keep saying things like "Do birds like to be petted?" and I'm just like **of course you can pet the bird while Astarion presumably gags from the sweetness of the scene in the background!!**

#jules plays #jules speaks #hilariously my very good sweet wholesome Tavana is....going to romance Astarion #i need to remember how to get his approval tho it's been a minute #i know there was something about killing a squirrel??? #not dragon age #bg3

[paleo-puella]

I took a head on picture of a moray eel today and I cannot stop laughing, look at him, I love him

#jules speaks #animals #aquarium #moray eel

[juvenillia]

Real life sucks atm. Many things are happening, and I just don't find the time to write properly.

Sorry to the two anons. Please know I saw your requests, and I love it, and I am working on them!

I have like a few brainrots sitting in my docs, two new chapters waiting for editing, and two started one shots.

I just hope that during the upcoming week, things gonna get easier, and I'll be able to post regularly again. I miss writing a lot...

But hey, also good news, I'm going to see one of the bands, which is one of my greatest inspirations for writing live tomorrow. Sleep Token🩶

#jules tea talk #jules speaks #service tweet #i cant wait to see sleep token #story update

[a-star-that-fell]

anyway. in the face of extermination say fuck you. be who the fuck you are. the world is ugly but you’re beautiful to me. if you could coddle the infection they can amputate at once. not ashamed of what i am. stand up fucking tall don’t let them see your back and take my fucking hand and never be afraid again. i am not afraid to keep on living i am not afraid to walk this world alone. you must fix your heart and you must build an altar where it swells.

#jules speaks

[gerardluvr2000]

We need to talk about the ORIGINAL Barbenheimer:

#both released July 18 2008 #credit to to Sophie for pointing this out hi Sophie #rofl posting #Jules speaks #Batman #the dark knight #mamma mia #Barbie #Oppenheimer #barbenheimer

[evanbi-ckley]

April Fools: Electric Boopaloo

#this is dumb im sorry #jules speaks #boop

[spectralquartzafterdark]

I 1000000% believe that Optimus Prime is an ass man with his human partner.

It's so squishy and he wants to just grab it all the time but his servos are so big and his partner is so small that he can't.

He uses mass displacement to his advantage and he's able to shrink his body down to about Bumblebee's size. It's easier to hold his partner's hand, and give them kisses, and it's much easier to just pull them into his lap and grab handfuls of their ass. His partner loves it and will gently bite at the cables in his neck while he holds them.

He loves any position where he can easily squeeze their ass but he especially loves to flip them over and fuck them from behind. Sometimes his grip is too strong and he accidentally leaves servo-shaped bruises on his partner. Part of him wants to apologize but another part takes pride in his work. And his partner doesn't seem to mind.

#valveplug #optimus prime #optimus prime x human #jules speaks #optimus x reader

[astarionsbite]

Astarion: you....you're incredible

Me: *thinking back to that time when he flawlessly detected three mimics and my little 8 INT girl shot one (for science) and then had to fight all three*

Me:.....yes...that is certainly a word

#i love them so much #astarion #tav #text post #jules speaks #jules plays #bg3 spoilers #bg3

[femmebilly]

Humbly for your consideration

Instead of being flayed in s3, Billy accidentally runs the mindflayer over and then turns up at Steve’s door because “Harrington what the fuck is happening what is this shit”

Shenanigans ensue

oh my god i love it

#intothedysphoria #jules speaks

[inquisitor-julia]

Guess who is doing a dragon age replay again with my babiest of babies Wren Lavellan

Guess who also thought she could be fine with no solavellan feels this time *but boy was she wrong*

#jules speaks #jules plays #da:i #wren lavellan #lavellan #inquisitor #jules' ocs