#jurgen lietner

[klm-zoflorr]

Tma but jurgen's magic book makes it so that no agent of the eye can see him period. Jurgen saves Jon and he's like uhhhhhhhhhhhAAAAAAH. Takes him a while to stop screaming. Elias gets there like "i knew there was som- what" and then its a game of whack a mole where he's chasing that old man around and trying to hit him while not SEEING him

#jurgen Lietner #elias bouchard #jonathan sims #tma #the magnus archives #klm-zoflorr

[pastadrawstma]

This is not funny

Day 20 of posting magpod art daily

#tma #the magnus archives #pasta scribbles #art #the magnus archives fanart #my art #tma fanart #tma podcast #digital art #elias bouchard #elias bitchard #jonah magnus #jurgen lietner #brutal pipe murder #extended sounds of brutal pipe murder #jurgen leitner rant #jurgen leitner

[nemeyuko]

Today is national holiday.

#the magnus archives #tma #rusty quill #magpod #the magnus pod #elias bouchard #jurgen lietner #jonah magnus

[somanyfuckedupiftruebooks]

Wake up besties new phone case just dropped

[I.D: A black phone case with most of the Jurgen Leitner Rant printed on it, in all caps green text. End I.D]

#tma #my posts #the magnus archives #magpod #magnus podcast #jurgen lietner #library of jurgen lietner #i fucking hate jurgen lietner #lietner rant #tma merch #forgot to include an image id the first time

[chaoticladyfire]

Have not listened to the magnus archives in like three years but hell if I don’t have the I Fucking Hate Jurgen Leitner Speech learned by heart and have almost daily quoted it when talking about literally anyone. There is nothing else as cathartic as calling your ratty philo prof avatar of the whore  

#magnus archives #tma #jonathan smith #jurgen lietner #gerry keay

[theirrelevant]

Happy Jurgen Leitner death day to those celebrating, my friend made these cupcakes as a way of celebrating

#the magnus archives #jurgen lietner

[myrabbitistryingtokillme]

Jonah! Elias had to kill jurgen before they could have a conversation bc weed! Elias and jurgen lietner had A Thing going that he only found out about after stealing his body and Jonah REFUSES to A. Acknowledge he’s in the same body as someone who did /that/ and B. actually acknowledge or have a conversation with the man Knowing about it.

#tma #im sorry #jurgen lietner #the magnus archives

[magpod-confessions]

asking this because i genuinely forgot. why do people hate jürgen leitner so much? everyone in tma is morally grey at best and actively shitty at worst, but i swear the fandom unanimously hates this guy the most.

Lietner rant. Iirc most ppl dont hate jurgen they just find the rant funny

#magpod #tma #the magnus archives #lietner rant #magpod confession #jurgen leitner

[koscheyyy]

To those who celebrate of course.

#and rest in piss Jurgen lietner i guess #the magnus archives #tma #the magnus institute #elias bouchard #brutal pipe murder #jonah magnus #keep getting dick in hell king!

[satanclark]

[Extended sounds of brutal shake murder]

#tma #magnus archives #jon tma #jurgen leitner #tma spoilers #mag 80 #my art #sorry but this needed to be done 😔 #jurgen lietner drinks the grimace shake and dies (real)

[mokiemorty]

lmao, So the husband has been listening to Hallowoods (because I can't shut up about it lately) and I've been popping in from time to time as a refresher, yeah? You guys remember the song Diggory was writing at the end of season one? You know, this one:

Haha, yeah.

wailing_and_gnashing_of_teeth.wav

#hfth #would it be appropriate to use the goddamn motherfuckinh jurgen lietner copypasta here #because damn dude

[confusedfeelsfangirl]

I thought I would bless all my TMA followers who might speak French with the French version of the infamous Leitner rant

Honestly, this might have surpassed the original simply for the fact that the French narration is exactly what I imagine I sound like when I'm ranting to my classmates XD

#tma #jurgen leitner #the jurgen lietner rant #the magnus archives #magnus archives #Youtube

[ifuckinghaterobertsmirke]

ROBERT SMIRKE??

stupid goddamn idiot motherfucking ROBERT SMIRKE fucked up building making dust chewing old ass BASTARD MAN avatar of the UGLY not a clown but the entire fucking circus of a man cringe munching greekaboo motherfucking ROBERT SMIRKE

please please please mention him to me so I can fucking GO OFF about how much I hate ROBERT SMIRKE why does he have so many fucked up buildings?? Why did he design them like that? Why are they so fucking ugly and lame????? He's dead and I'm so fucking GLAD that he is that I'm making his death date an international global holiday. WHY is he making so many fictional fucked up buildings I dont even know why I hate his guts so much I just fucking do OH WAIT it must have something to do with the fucking HORRORS he keeps creating who designs a parthenon in the middle of london?? Do you think it looks cool?? Buddy you're just stealing Greek designs like England steals artifacts. It's stupid and lame and dumb and YOURE dumb. Your buildings are the equivalent of a teenage weaboo making shitty Naruto OCs from a How To Draw Like An Anime book except WORSE cause your being paid and you should DO BETTER I hate this guy soooooo much

if I wanted to get into heaven and god said robert smirke was waiting inside I would charge in to drag us both down to hell where I could be his personal torture demon

if he gets an old ye olde timey statement and have to hear jon mimic his voice in person on voice in podcast I'm gonna buy a ticket to england, find his grave and then piss on it

he'd BETTER have a fucking good reason for deciding that the House of Leaves was A Good Idea Actually or else I'm gonna go HAm. He'd BETTER have gone insane after witnessing the horrorsTM. If he's just some oldass rich british dude who thought building the unholy lovechild of hp lovecraft and ikea was a great way to capitalism I'm going to find a way into the podcast and bitchslap him with the building code.

Motherfucker is out here committing so many osha violations. Imagine me making a BDG style video where I go over every single violation his spooky buildings have and note how many billions of dollars (with inflation) he owes the British government AND me for personally offending my basic rights. And thatd be fine except we cant categorise doors to Your Worst Fear now can we????

Man makes MC Esher drawings look like Cool Places To Live guy thought the Backrooms were a good idea id kill him if he wasnt already long dead irl

*** I do be mid season 2, no spoilies in the replies please!! frustratingly vague comments encouraged though!

#tma #the magnus archives #this was supposed to be a parody of the i fucking hate jurgen lietner bit #but i got mad and it sort of got away from me #oopsies

[somanyfuckedupiftruebooks]

Mag 79

Hey this is the episode with Martin's poetry! I thought that was Mag 39, and then I was confused when this didn't happen forty episodes ago.

Oh lol, Tim didn't leave because he wanted to bail and didn't give a shit that Jon was obviously lying, he bailed because he could tell Jon was obviously lying and knew him well enough to know that confronting him directly would be pointless.

Extremely sad over the fact that Tim knows Jon well enough to see through his bullshit and accurately predict when he's about to do something life-threateningly stupid. They used to be friends. :(

The difference between Martin and Tim's character arcs this season is distilled in the help him/stop him lines.

Tim's so far gone he's convinced Jon's going to land himself in jail.

Oh no :( His poetry was on there!

Oh look, Tim's aware of the Eye! He knew he couldn't quit, but now he's talking about feeling watched. And Martin's abandonment issues are rearing their ugly head.

Hahaha Not!Sasha has brilliant comedic timing.

Yeah :( Something terrible definitely didn't happen to Sasha :( She's fine :( Yeah.

Martin is so brave!

Oh no the Archivist is saying swears! He must be upset for some reason.

#a mag a day #mag 79 #reeah reacts to tma #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #tim stoker #not!sasha #the stranger #jurgen lietner #michael fuckhands

[diah-the-demon]

Im fucking dying HELP

Obligatory link so you can also die with me

#'stupid idiot mother fucking jurgen lietner. god damn fool. book collecting. dust eating a rat. shitheaded #idiot. avatar of the whore. biggest clown in the circus. laughed out of town. cowboy motherfucking jurgen leitner' #IM FUCKING DEAD #I HAVE ASCENDED

[rainebownerd]

Pryce & Carter's Deep Space Survival Procedure and Protocol Manual

From the library of Jurgen Lietner

#wolf 359 #the magnus archives #tma #jurgen leitner #jonathan sims #doug eiffel #the library of jurgen lietner