"that's enough hyperspecific poll" "this site beats any trend to death" yeah bc god forbidden people having fun.............
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I have to share a disgusting story.
So our shower drain has been backing up. We do our best to prevent long hairs from going down the drain, but alas, we are mere mortals.
The landlord is really shit about drain stuff and my betrothed is so disgusted by the slimy drain hair gobs that I can’t even talk to them about it.
So today, I screwed my courage to the sticking place and tried to deal with it.
I am not deft. I am not the lesbian anyone calls for help with practical matters. I have no knowledge of plumbing, or drains, or snaking, I only know draino has failed us and our biological residue is preventing the free passage of water.
I unscrewed the drain cap and beheld a monstrous oozey aberration of hair. I try to use toilet paper to protect my delicate fingers from the psychic damage of touching it. This is wildly ineffective. Now there’s dissolving toilet paper making it worse. I siphon off the tip of the hairy iceberg with several feeble attempts but my efforts are wildly inadequate.
Finally. I see a Q-tip in the garbage. And I have an idea. I take it and jam one end into the mass, and I twirl. I twisted the hair wad like the most repulsive spaghetti to ever exist. It was super effective. Huge wads of shampoo slicked hair abominations were ripped free of their metal lair.
After three Q-tips the drain was clear and I was free to wash my hands five times trying to scrub away the memory of what I’d seen and done like I was Lady Macbeth. Out, out damn clog.
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Hazbin fans when we post in the main tag; “Stop “clogging” our tags with things we dont agree with! Whether you agree or not and quality are the same thing because I cant handle that someone thinks differently than me! I hate your blogs!!!! I can post hate but you critiqueing things for personal enjoyement because you wish that a show that you like would improve is bad! My opinion is the only one that actually matters! Naysayer! Naysayer! Weeehhh!“
Hazbin Critical Blogs when these kinds of people clog our tags with harassment and genuinely awful things compared to that of just cartoon critique: “Am I a joke to you?”
For people who think that we’re “haters”, you sure like to post hate towards us with no actual critique, constantly, and call us “pests, annoyances” and things that are so bad that I cant even list them here. Hate posts, spamming the same meme over and over again as a “comeback”, etc. Yet we are somehow “bad faiths” who “don’t deserve” to complain, and but you people are allowed to whine pointlessly about otherwise harmless things as if it were the end of the world, while being actually hateful on top of it? You’re allowed to disagree without shitting on all of the work and research that we do for our content. Why be so goddamn rude?! Its so disrespectful, and gives the same vibes of the kind of person that says “im done u suck!” before blocking someone. Some of you legit call criticisms “bad faiths!” while constantly posting hate yourselves. So many hypocrites, and yet we “can’t” complain about Hazbin or Helluva Boss because…. reasons? Why?! Why go after our blogs with harassment while pretending to “ignore” us? Why post hate while calling critique “hate”? Why call us “haters” while hating on us? Why are you “adults” being so goddamn rude?! The lack of empathy, lack of respect! Its so mean, im sick of it, im sick of all of it! Be respectful!
I understand if you disagree, but some of you (especially on twitter) are some of the mosy spiteful “adults” that I have ever seen. Even the Sonic Fandom handles critique better than this, this is just pathetically immature for an “adult” fandom. No joke, ive seen 13 year olds more mature than these kinds of people.
So in a nutshell!
“If you complain/critique about Hazbin stuff, its “hate”, but when we complain with actually hateful intentions- its fine! Critique is baaad, but posting hate goood! -The toxic section of the Hazbin and Helluva Boss Fandom.
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I know I said I was done ranting about this forever ago BUT WHY CANT SHIPPERS USE THE CORRECT TAGS SO I CAN AVOID NASTY SHIPS THAT INVOLVE FULLY GROWN ADULTS WITH BARELY LEGAL TEENS 🙄 I’m SO sick of it. It’s been bad on Twitter the last few days and even ON HERE it’s starting to happen. I’m about to delete my Twitter and start over and avoid all one piece content on there bc I’m so sick and tired of it.
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