the cavemanji fanfic dialogue is a special type of "he wouldn't say that" because in this case he LITERALLY wouldnt say that. how did we go from lwj's incredibly formal and succinct manner of speech to "wangji likes wei ying. wei ying good."
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idk if this is accurate but iāve felt like in previous seasons riz & gorgug have been one of the inter-bad kids dynamics weāve seen the least of & this season has been so great in that aspect. gorgug having helped make some of rizās magic gear. riz helping gorgug with his studies. the shared birthday party. gorgugās gift to riz being something he himself made to protect riz. rizās gift to gorgug being something he illegally grabbed to protect gorgug. gorgug who utilizes rage to put his body on the line for his friends & riz who will take deep levels of mental stress for his friends. even though it was within the context of a joke, riz calling gorgug an āabsolute sweetie.ā like yea they might not be in a band together or both part of a presidential campaign team or owlbears teammates, but theyād go to war for each other, because theyāre best friends.
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something that really pisses me off is this headcanon that ice would have been or was against mav pulling bradleyās papers for the academy.
like iām sorry but I need some of you to think for a second. this is a man whose jet wash indirectly also led to the accident that resulted in gooseās death and probably carried that guilt for half his life too. this is also the man who was there to watch mav and carole grieve for the brother/husband they lost for YEARS. not to mention he was close to goose as well since they were both at the academy. like he would have wanted to protect bradley just as much as mav did when he made the decision to pull the papers. itās a dumb moment for both of them but again. 100% they would have both thought they were doing the right thing for bradley.
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I think some folks MAY have gotten the wrong idea about how I feel about Circe with some of my posts. So, to clear the air...
Homies, I love that fucked up sorceress.
I love how we're never given a reason why she turns people into animals. That's so funny and so awful. And another potion-making magic gal?!?! I love that she's just basically vibing on an island doing whatever she wants. I even love the fact that she scares Odysseus shitless! She's morally gray and that's why she's FUN.
I just sincerely hate when people try to girlboss her or have her be a victim of SA when she never was Looking at you, Miller. Especially when she was actually the one who coerced Odysseus in exchange for his men being transformed back into humans. And even then, while he was clearly afraid of her, (it's in the language of the Odyssey) she likely meant him no harm after a certain point. He just didn't know that.
Why does she need a reason to do awful things? Why can't she just be a goddess who does whatever she wants? That's the reason why I love her!!! She's fucked up!!! :D
I hate what the Telegony did to her as well! >:( You're telling me, this sorceress goddess, who makes potions (!!!) wouldn't have magic contraceptives??? Would WANT CHILDREN?!?! WITH THE PATHETIC WIFEMAN?! No. Fuck no. Eugammon of Cyrene, I have beef with you š¤¬
Anyways!!! Understand all the "#anti circe" I have is simply Anti "Girlboss Circe" or the book. I genuinely think she's neat af as her morally gray, fucked up sorceress self and just get frustrated with...everything :'D
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So what's the lore with Juniper n their relationship with Vitimir n Hettie?
WELL for both, their relationships go back to their school days! Although the difference being that Juniper and Hettie went to St. Epiderm together, while Vitimir went to a different school (Glandus at the time he met Juniper).
Iāve briefly touched on how Juniper and Vitimir met here, so that explains their first meeting. To reiterate, Vitimir was a shy kid that didnāt really have any friends growing up (aside from bugs/whatever little creatures they spent their time around) and was bullied frequently, so that single positive interaction with Juniper, though small, really stuck with him and he never forgot it. Juniper didnāt forget it either, but being the sociable type meeting and talking to lots of different people, that moment sorta blended in with the rest of their memories. So fast forward to them both working as Coven Heads at the same time, Vitimir immediately recognizes Juniper. Despite Juniper changing a lot since his child self, that one good memory left such a big impact on Vitimir as a kid that he still held that soft spot for them. So of course, when Juniper eventually approached him on their own time, Vitimir already had this layer of vulnerability. Even though they might not have recognized him, from Vitimirās perspective, there was that sense of familiarity and comfort; Juniper might have changed, but that kind kid was still in him. Now that they have the chance, Vitimir wants to actually get to know this one person who had plagued so many of their thoughts as a kid. And the rest is history!!
As for Hettie! Again, she and Juniper attended St. Epiderm together. Hettie was just as terrifying as a kid as she is now. She was everything- a jock, a princess, a bully, a weird girl, whatever you can think of. Though sheās very open about who she is, everyone around her was always so intimidated by the fact that she was unpredictable (and the fact that sheās both the smartest AND strongest person youād ever meet is terrifying enough on its own). Most everyone- except for Juniper. To Juniper, Hettie was always such a character. Sheās always been so confident and unapologetic, able to command peopleās attention without even saying a word. Her unpredictability made everything she did so interesting. Juniper so deeply admired this about Hettie. And the fact that sheās 100% his type only drew them closer to her. Hettie was Juniperās first ever crush, and that love Juniper had for her never faded. Though as kids, they werenāt in the same social circles, they did cross paths a lot, whether it was through Sonia (Scooter Craneās daughter and childhood best friend to Juniper, who was also in the Healing Track), or Juniper getting injured for whatever ridiculous reasons. At this age, Hettie didnāt reciprocate her feelings (yet), but she had a fondness for Juniper because he was so different from the other kids for the fact alone that they had a (very obvious) crush on her. And while their crush may have caused them to do embarrassing things, and foolishly being used as her own guinea pig from time to time to practice her magic on, Hettie had cared about Juniper. To her, he always made life more fun and interesting. Fast forward to them as Coven Heads- Hettie has grown a stronger affection for Juniper. Heās changed over the years, but he still makes life so much more fun and interesting. Perhaps now, Hettie admires Juniper for the same exact reasons they always have her. Theyāre still a bit pathetic around her, but Hettie finds it endearing. Not to mention, Juniper still makes for a good doll to experiment on, and she takes good care of her favorite dolls ;-)
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me: gosh that fight to protect halsin's portal was scary. so many enemies. had to use a lot of big spell slots. i thought they were gonna get through for a second. and halsin carrying out a limp child's body! oh my god. woof, what a fight. oh, gale wants to say something, maybe he's had something happen with his quest.
gale: I Am So Horny Right Now
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