#just some murder besties

[ionlydrinkhotwater]

Didn't realise that if I zoomed close, Jean and Neil look like they are plotting murder together (best friend shit ya know)

#aftg #all for the game #tsc spoilers #the sunshine court spoilers #tsc #the sunshine court #neil josten #jean moreau #raven au #just some besties plotting murder #Jean and Neil all dressed up and feeling cute #Nest Friends #partners for life

[roomy-ghosted]

JUST started a good Durge playthrough and I'm dying over my absolute little guy bard Tinfoil.

#bg3 #bg3 tav #baldurs gate 3 #(Im a tag rambler so theres a lot here-) he's got voice six and because of that I'm opting he's incredibly INCREDIBLY young #like- probably 9? Dragonborn reach 10 year old human size at 3 for them so. yeah- #human-body wise he's about 17? but he's still got so little thoughts in his head. Which is canon as well at least #not gonna romance ANYONE as Tinfoil but we're gonna all be besties. #still deciding if he'll slurp tadpoles. he gives into peer preassure very easily and is very easily bossed around. #so it depends at the moment in the cutscene i guess. #he's the group kid. i think shadowheart would mother him a lot and he looks up to Karlach A SHITTON. 'She's so cool...' #'why is the group kid the leader?' #everyone shrugs but they see Tinfoil curl up around a small pile of gold and gems as he sleeps and they can't say no to what he wants to do #Lae'zel thinks he's 'extremely weak skinned. and needs all the help a pathetic youngling like him can get' #she says; helping said pathetic kid up off the nautaloid ship floor after he ran ahead to try and get to the controls; listening to her #like a good lil guy #'Tinfoil; darling; you know we can always get *more* gold if you give up some of these precious little rubies and opals. Your hoard #will look *much* more impressive that way.' #-Astarion; trying to convince a now-teary-eyed tinfoil to give up his hoard so the party can buy health potions #'its not...its not impressive?' he starts crying and Shadowheart has to comfort him #I KNOW he's gonna go murder mode and stuff. but everyone at camp thinks it's just dragonborn instincts kicking in #so they just like chain him to a tree for the night. #its funny i think #'NO! BAD TINFOIL! STOP TRYING TO EAT THE BIRDS!' #'Raughguguhguguh. Tinfoil *NEEDS* sauce...' #he is on a leash constantly because he is enamoured with the beauty of the world and runs off- but also to not kill and maim constantly.

[banyanas]

murder drones for wip wednesday- i refuse to think tessa is dead but uhhhh currently her situation as a conscious skinsuit aint much better. dissociation into the Solver is a different kind of death, but hey pain and memory means you're Alive

#bañana post #murder drones #marball stuff still in the works i prommy #i just wanted to write some gnarlier horror on the side. its enrichment #also slid in theater buff J for a md fic buddy and trans gener in for my besties #tessa james elliot

[m1ckeyb3rry]

wattpad is so crazy because users will leave comments expressing nothing but pure disdain and anger for whatever reason (y/n’s characterization, the decision to include original characters, temporary ships and subplots, etc)…like at a certain point i start to wonder if they realize that no one is forcing them to read anything 😭

#this is mostly about endure actually #that story got way too popular considering how inexperienced i was when i wrote it #it haunts me #but also it was never meant to be read by anyone but my best friend so a lot of things are just random or silly in it for no reason #‘they had makeup remover back then??��� #idk but mikasa s1-2 was swinging around in that nyx butter gloss shade 05 crème brulee so shit they sure must’ve!! #also sorry y/n at the ripe age of nine wasn’t down to commit murder w the besties 💔 #and that she had a crush on reiner…CRIME PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. #(literally) #there’s several wonderful people on wattpad and i’ve met some of my fav mutuals on there #but the user base overall is the reason i stopped posting on it #anyways sorry for the rant but long story short #i am by no means a perfect author but like. i’m going to write what i write and you can either choose to read it or click away #but there is no need for you put either of us through the strain that comes from leaving comments complaining abt what i choose to write :) #m’s thoughts

[autism-swagger]

Local girltwink in her boydyke era

Closeups under cut

#butcher? more butch?? butchlier???? idfk man #RIP Jackie Taylor you would've made such a handsome butch 😔 #also I just realized that the little guy kinda looks like Nat. it's not. it's supposed to be me #but ​you can choose to interpret it as Nat lowkey swooning over Jax if you want to lol #this's part of my au wherein Jackie almost freezes but is brought inside by Nat n Travis #(a lot fewer people die than in canon. it's (relatively) happy) #(they don't hunt each other. a couple of the girls (gn) die from various causes. but not murder. this includes Coach Ben) #she loses several fingers and an ear to frostbite #and Shauna still cuts a chunk outta her arm lol #because let's be real that bitch is crazy (affectionate) #these are of ~19-20 year old Jackie #she moved outta Wiskayok the first chance she got #(to either California or New York. I'm undecided. some major city) #she holds a pretty major grudge against the rest of the survivors for uh. fairly obvious reasons #she's roommates with Nat and Travis (who's relationship is a lot healthier than canon because Javi didn't die) #but she hasn't spoken to any of the others since they were all rescued #it has JackieNat bestie-ism. and maybe more. who knows #(me. I know) #wow this's just turned into me rambling about my au #my art #Yellowjackets tag

[effei-s]

[tserriednich & neon; foils]

"papa once said that the one who knows the future owns the world. let's put his theory to the test." 

"you want the eyes? i'll gift them all to you. after the voyage is over." just like papa, tserr wants not only a monopoly on her gift but a whole world, to squeeze it in the palm of his hand and crush it like an overripe fruit, make it bleed. 

"and the head? without it, my collection won't be complete." the things you do for the people you love. 

"if you dance." tserr nudges her. neon's entire life is one endless list of rental contracts; unique gift, a true blessing, priceless on paper, a long-fixed price-tag in reality. miracle for sale. 

"so that later you could justify a politically motivated murder with my name?" any long-term relationship, friendship especially, with someone like him is impossible without knowledge in art. it's nothing but a lucky coincidence for them both to be interested in a very niche type; private collections formed around humanity's cruel nature, devoted to the darkest corners of the human soul; events, large-scale or not, full of relics ready to be picked up; cold-blooded murders and hunger riots, revolutions and hundred-years-long wars, reformations and plagues, corpses embalmed so skillfully that they seemed alive, fragments of skeletons yellowed by time, all equally valuable, left for them to find and collect, to give the dead a second life.  

"i don't need justifications for murder." tserr is a fair decade older than her, has enough eloquence to convince even his own brother that his love for art is a reflection of his philanthropist nature, his humanity. the only worthy member of the royal family. a gabon viper hiding among the foliage. "still, just imagine your portrait by the caravaggios of our time." 

"i prefer the way dolci* saw her." neon has been playing poker since she was eleven; she's perfectly able to keep a neutral expression on her face, especially when she's face to face with someone capable of absolutely heinous doings, especially when she tells him no. 

"dolci it is then. i'll find you one. there's a reason why kakin is primarily known for advanced technologies and artists." intellectual revolution meets high renaissance, sprinkled with religious persecutions and organized crime. what a country. 

"i have a better offer: a head for a saved life. trust me, i'm a far better poet than a dancer." 

*Salome with the Head of St John the Baptist by Carlo Dolci 

#some translation practice #just besties joking about john the baptist #neon foils both tserriednich and alluka and she would be besties with both of them! #what do we say to a god of murdering a side character off-screen? NOT TODAY #neon is alive and well #and married #and still has terrible taste in men lol #hxh #eff writes #hunter x hunter #tserriednich hxh #tserriednich hui guo rou #neon nostrade #character aesthetics

[worstloki]

the way jjk relation dynamics are built up you'd think the plot was slice of life family drama or something

#the fandom hears 'they're brothers' and never lets it go #which is fun and i'm all for ignoring when half the cast are demons and/or mass murderers but like. it's still funny #'X is Y's mom and Z's husband who is K's brother who but also the father of L and P and the character foil bestie of N' #'this character's family tree consists of 20 people but he's also basically an orphan. haha?' #linking Geto into the family tree twice bc of Kenjaku like #this family tree is so extensive it may as well be 3D #jjk #people just accepted sukuna should be yuuji's brother at some point and that does NOT help. at all. there's a circle in it now

[lesbiansanemi]

When people leave comments on fics voicing that they don’t like something or are uncomfortable with it or weirded out… very confused about what they actually want. Like are they seriously convinced I’m gonna see that comment and go “oh my bad, let me just rewrite it and rework it specifically into something you like, I’ll get right on that chief” like bro what’s your goal there

#because some of them you can genuinely tell they’re not being an asshole #(well they are but not deliberately) #like they’re genuinely confused and want to know why the fic writer would do something to offend them PERSONALLY #SURELY if I point it out they will fix it #like that seems to be the logic there #but it’s just so buckwild to me? #like actually no I wrote it that way on purpose thanks for asking if you don’t like it go somewhere else #idk I’m also just even more weirded out by comments like this on my renkaza fics because like… bestie you are already reading a fic (with a #a lot of fucked up tags I might add) where the one of the guys brutally murdered the other in canon #you really don’t have the right to be getting up in arms about quote unquote other ‘problematique’ relationships #I dunno…. just confused lol #kaz rambles

[grandwretch]

no offense to anyone who likes it but cop Steve is so wildly out of character. God herself could come out of heaven and be like "sometimes you have to do the thing you don't agree with because I said so" and he would be like "fuck off. ma'am."

#shut up az #literally the first time a kid did something wrong and Steve was told to bring them in #Steve would be like nah I'm not doing that thanks for the suggestion though bestie #he would see kids shoplifting and just pay for it himself #like lbr Steve is such a pushover #hes grumpy all day but like. come on. 12 yr old Dustin did not know Steve and Steve was still like not the worst way I've spent a weekend #some sixteen year old kids get caught for weed and hes just like ah youth... I remember those days... #also I don't think they let you become a cop if your best friends are known associates of a missing murderer #steve harrington

[perenlop]

i love kirby super star fanfic or comic adaptations where marx and kirby are actually best friends during the course of the entire game and marx blindsides kirby, to the point where i want to do something soooort of similar with my kirbyverse, but i also just kinda love how in canon marx was just like “im gonna very specifically ruin this guys week”

#i think marx is less outright evil and murdery and more ''i just want to fuck around with no one to stop me'' #saw itsquakey say that marx seemed to be an antagonist more out of petty antagonism where he just wanted to play tricks with no backlash #and i gotta replay milky way wishes again to verify that bc ill admit i never paid that much attention to his dialogue but thats interesting #or at least it differentiates him from magolor a bit more #who more or less just outright wants to rule the universe #im torn on whether or not i want him and kirby to be besties tho #for one im like. so unsure if i want him to be the same age as kirby #bc ngl ive always seen marx as rather young so i saw him and kirby as being the same age at one point #and magolor was also the same as them. but now i firmly see magolor as like in his early 20s or so mentally #mayyybe a late teen at best? and i feel like if he and marx are gonna be a duo itd be cool to keep em the same age? #but then i want marx and kirby to be like. direct parallels in some way like idk. theyre the same age yet had totally different circumstance #that shaped who they became (still sort of want to play into my ''marx is a mirror of kirby'' hc from when i was little) #ig i could just also age up kirby but like youll have to pry child kirby from my dead hands #none of this matters ik its not like i ship marxolor or marxby or anything (anymore) but like idk #maybe im overthinking it LOL #idk tho basically idea is that marx and kirby are actually childhood best friends who've known each other since they were newborns #but like. besides that i have no ideas sdklfjsdlkfjsdlkfsd i used to have an edgy ass backstory for marx where his parents were murdered #and thats valid if you have something like that for his backstory but idk if i want to go that route anymore #bc marx is less villainous here and more ''i have no real moral compass and i want to fuck with people'' #idk im throwing spaghetti at the wall btw nothing here is verified at all #echoed voice

[unproduciblesmackdown]

For panel of the funeral, I think the guy behind the flowers on the coffin might be Asa? The head shape and face markings fit, and it'd be fitting for him to be there directly opposite Mitzi.

oh word, this guy, right?

didn't spot that, i think you're right....ft. what i believe is asa's first appearance otherwise, for comparison:

design sure seems to match in structure and markings, even got the darker ears visible in the funeral pic. and definitely adding Placement relevance too like you say, to be standing opposite mitzi....with Maybe Mordecai between them.

#lackadaisy #really pondering ''how's mordecai know so much abt atlas's death but now have room to question whether marigold Knows Shit / Was Involved'' #like naturally it may not have been ''yeah mordecai shot him'' but then what was The Private Affair. who was there. who Did shoot him. #or; as theorized; maybe mordecai shot atlas But is now questioning The Reason he thought atlas had to be killed in the first place #whatever that reason is; also being a mystery....and where ''he also blames mitzi for the situation'' fits in too; as well as Why.... #it's a standing invite if anyone wants to share any insights / noticed/questioned details #making a murder mystery party out of it. foulplay.live voice just have fun; that's what murder is all about #it's also fun b/c it's so character relevant around here. been a real mordecai rennaissance. what are your emotional motivations bestie.... #re: asa at the funeral; like the shape of / around the eyes might be slightly different #but that's a smaller detail and the design could've changed some when that appearance was posted at least a real world year later #like how mordecai's head shape silhouette also has subtly more wave to it by then #mitzi and mordecai murder mystery

[fortune-maiden]

*rereads Lang Qianqiu’s entire backstory*

I don’t think this gets nearly enough attention in the fandom as it deserves T_T

#don't mind me having a moment #I'm including myself in this IM SORRY QIANQIU I HAVE WRONGED YOU T_T #THIS POOR CHILD JUST WANTED TO BE A GOOD KING #(and by all accounts he was) #but his parents were murdered (along with a good chunk of the household) #he spent centuries believing his beloved teacher was the culprit and personally killed said teacher #and the real truth is that his BEST FRIEND schemed all along to have his whole family + him killed #the childhood kidnapping where he would have died if not for xie lian? also the bestie's doing! :D #he and sqx should just.... go get some drinks and bond over their entire life being a lie #and their best friends roles in that lie #tgcf #lang qianqiu

[woolydemon]

let me be insane for a moment, is that ok (thinks abt Scooby Doo/Ace Attorney crossover)

#ive Actually been thinking abt this one a whole lot #bc i love scooby and i love attorney #and basically heres the lowdown #Klavier knows Mystery Incorporated hes familiar with them hes in fact Besties with them #esp Daphne they are BESTIES in all caps #as 2 purple fashionable bikers 💜 they understand each other on a deep personal level #anwyay the reason klav does know them is bc hes collabed with the hex girls #and during the collab concert stuff there was a monster issue #yadda yadda it was taken care of by mystery gang #anwyay this is just giving reason for klav to be like ''oh dw i know some experts that can handle this'' #when another situation occurs where theres like. idk a murder done by a monster #and klavs like oh dw i know detectives that specialize in these exact types of situations #then arrives a bunch of hippies in a van with a dog that may or may not talk #prob not bc that doesnt make sense for aa BUT this doesnt mean that there cant be scooby dialogue bc. Shaggy is a Ventriloquist :] #which is real and its funny when scooby talking is completely unrelated to it sjhdkfjfhf #anwyay i dont really have anything else #besides apollo being like !?!?!?!??? with everything going on with the mystery gang #also being like ''prosecutor gavin what do u mean u know these ppl '' #im prob not gonna do anything with this idea its just a concept i like to think abt for funzies akdhdkfj #rando thoughtz #also yes i am making it aa4 cast centric BC KLAV HAS TO BE INVOLVED !!! #its much more interesting for the hypothetical situation i already stated !!

[evies-frye]

ugh playing a character in skyrim who would never join the dark brotherhood but not wanting to have to kill all the dark brotherhood members 💔

#skyrim #listen. she’s not a murderer herself but she would be besties with murderers #she’ll kill abusive old women but she’s not going to go kill some beggar just for the hell of it #or assassinate the goddamn emperor 😭 #she has enough on her plate

[yeonban]

My muse will describe what they thought about yours, immediately after they first really interacted.

@truethes asked: "What was your first impression of me?" / gear and ash!!

❛ A berserk idiot encroaching on my territory and causing me trouble in the dead of night. ❜ The reply comes almost instantaneously, no shame whatsoever in admitting his past self's thoughts nearly word for word (with no mercy spared for the other, tongue sharp as usual) and Gear has half a mind to even compare them to the reality he's experienced - who would have thought that even after all those centuries spent together, his initial assumptions would continue to be proven right time and time again.

With few adjustments here and there, the old description could fit Ash just as smoothly as it had back then: an idiot, and someone who's always causing him trouble. However... a seemingly minute but wholly important detail has since changed between the two: while Ash had once been perceived as an annoyance sent mostly to test his patience, he has since shifted into someone worthy of the werewolf's exasperated fondness. How... ironic, that out of everything that could have changed, this had been the most noteworthy change of them all. Or, such had been the case until recently (Ash has been... oddly set on enacting changes lately, good, favorable ones for the most part, but surprising ones nonetheless).

❛ ...Although, to some extent, I guess you reminded me of myself too. ❜ The admission is uttered almost as if not quite as intended for Ash's ears as it is for his own, a remark so quiet it might as well have passed for a ghost's whisper. Gear doesn't bother dwelling on it for any more than necessary (he's done so plenty in the past, it's what had first prompted him to take the servamp in - the resemblance to his own circumstances from a long, long time ago, mixed with perhaps a tinge of pity) and instead he sighs - not out of indignation, but from the acknowledgement of the passage of time.

That was more than half a millennia ago, huh.

❛ I was ready to kill you for being a bother at first, but I could tell you were a good guy once we sat down and talked... In my eyes, you were a confused and troubled idiot. ❜

#muse: neugear hartevelt. #truethes #* neugear hartevelt. / ic. #GEARRR AHDASDUISADASHDIASDHSAUIDHASIDH #Ash I'm so sorry he's just Not mincing words 😔 hang in there bestie you can do it!! AFDSADSAJDH #Gear's first impression of him: Idiot (/Angry /Murderous /Grrr) #Gear's current impression of him: Idiot (/Fond /Full of love and care /Still mildly irritated at some of Ash's antics tho)

[thefactsofthematter]

maybe this’ll be more tangible thoughts eventually BUT. if you go down by kelsea ballerini is a jackcrutchie song 100%

#is it lowkey about murder? sure. but they could kill someone together as a treat #it’s just. the vibes are sooooo them. even if it’s not literal murder they just would die for each other’s secrets yknow #just fun ride or die besties who get up to some shit together