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its-jaytothemee · 15 days

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A Blanket of Bear

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Word count: 1,098 one shot

Tags: Halsin x reader, fluff, fluff without plot, ear nibbles, soft Halsin

Summary: Halsin refuses to take a break since the two of you returned to Thaniel's Realm. Luckily for him, you always know what he wants without him needing to ask.

A/N: Just some more Halsin fluff that nobody asked for but you all definitely need. A quick one shot from a prompt in a discord server. Enjoy some tooth-rotting marshmallow fluff and ear nibbles.

Bedtime must have been an ordeal tonight.

You sit in your bed, book in hand, waiting for Halsin to finish his nightly rounds with the children. Normally, you’d be there helping but he insisted you get the evening off. The past week or so had been a long one. Two of the old buildings in Reithwin were crumbling beyond repair, causing a significant delay in rebuilding. On top of that, a couple of the children dared each other to eat spoiled mushrooms, causing a fever to spread through many of them. Then today, you found out that the new berry patch you had started a few weeks ago had been infected with a blight and had to be burned away.

You’d really hoped to have fresh berries to top the honey cake you planned to make for Halsin’s birthday.

Over the sound of the fire crackling in front of you, you hear the soft clack of your cottage’s door opening and closing. The familiar sound of his footsteps causes you to mark the page you were reading before setting it to the side. Not a moment later, Halsin is standing in the doorway.

“My heart.” He has a tired smile on his face, his eyes look heavy, and his shoulders are drooping.

“What is it, love?” You hold your hand out, inviting him closer.

“Just the fatigue of an old druid trying to keep up with eighty-some children.” He takes a deep breath before coming to sit on the edge of the bed.

"Then you should have let me help you.” You reach out and gently stroke his back. “You know, I could always give you an evening off as well. I’d say you more than deserve it.”

“Oh no, that’s not necessary. Besides, I shudder to think what chaos the children will cause should I fail to deliver a bedtime story.” His affectionate chuckle makes you feel warm from head to toe. He would never admit it, but he was tired. As much as he adored the children in their care and how much he believed in their cause of building this community, he just wouldn’t admit that the past months had also exhausted him to the bone.

“I can tell stories! I’ve told many, you may remember.” You cross your arms, a playful scowl clouding your face.

“Yes, usually with my help if I’m not mistaken.” He smiles that perfect smile at you, the one that makes your heart flutter, and your cheeks redden.

“Well, you do have the best voices for the monsters, my love.”

He leans over and presses his forehead to yours before placing a light kiss on your lips.

“You’re so sweet to worry about me, my heart. But this task was one I decided for myself, for us. I owe it to you and everyone else here to see it through.”

“Halsin,” you reach up to tuck a runaway hair behind his ear, “you don’t have to be everything for everyone every second of the day. You’ve spent more than enough time feeling responsible for others. Let someone take care of you for once.”

“Well, that’s what I have you for, is it not? The only person in a century to give me the chance to sit and enjoy nature once again.” He kisses the back of your hand before staring back into your eyes. Those gorgeous, hazel eyes have seen every part of you, loved every part of you.

“Of course.” You smile back at him, knowing exactly what he wants right now, although he’s never willing to ask it of you.

You scoot back in the bed to lean against the headboard, a pillow propped behind your back for comfort. A knowing grin tugs at his lips from the movement. You hold your arms out, inviting him to come lay against you. He turns his back to you, snuggling himself between your legs, laying his head on your chest.

You wrap your arms around his shoulders, letting your hands rest on his chest. He takes a few deep breaths as he relaxes into your embrace. With every stroke of your hand across his torso, he melts further into you. You slowly trace your fingers around his shoulders, the lines and grooves memorized from your nights together. He mirrors the light touches on your thighs, sending shivers throughout your body.

Halsin nestles himself further in between your legs, his warm body a comforting weight pinning you down. You know that if you can get him to relax just a little further, he’ll easily drift into a trance in your arms.

You continue your gentle massaging, easing the tension in his muscled shoulders and earning you soft, content sighs. When you run your hands through his hair he leans further into your touch.

“My heart?” He asks with the tired tone of a child fighting a nap.

“Yes, my bear?”

“Would you…” He trails off, still not willing to ask for anything for himself. You smile to yourself, thankful that you know what he wants without him needing to ask.

You pull him closer to you, once again wrapping your arms around his broad shoulders. Despite his size, he always feels so much smaller when you hold him like this. Like he shrinks himself down to fit into your embrace better. You lean forward a little so you can press a kiss into the skin where his hair meets his neck, just behind his ear. Slowly, you move your lips to his ear, grazing them up and down the edge, every now and then pausing to nip in the spots he liked – the pointed tip, the lobe. Your gentle nibbles cause little bumps to rise up all over his skin. You let your lips wander up and down his neck before coming back to his ears, those perfect kissable ears. Alternating between kissing and nipping his earlobes and nuzzling your face into his hair and neck, you hear his breathing slow down and you notice his eyelids have stopped fluttering.

“I love you, Halsin.” You lean forward just a little more to whisper the words to him.

A small murmur escapes his lips, cutting through his trance to make sure you know he feels the same. “I love you, my heart.”

He may not be willing to take an evening off yet, but you can sleep soundly next to him knowing how relaxed he is in your arms. Knowing that at least for tonight, he’ll rest.

And how lucky for you to fall asleep with your loving bear as a blanket.

#I didn't edit this much #just typed out an idea and then made a dentist appointment for the tooth rotting sweetness #bg3 #bg3 fanfiction #halsin x reader #halsin silverbough #halsin fluff #bg3 halsin #halsin fanfic #I don't usually do reader fics so hopefully the tense in this sounds right

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dude1sh · 6 years

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DittyWitty MasterList!

I’m making one so y’all can have some easy access to my fics. I’ll be updating this every time I have a new one.

Michelle Jones's Guide to Getting Peter Parker's Head out of His Ass

Chapters: 1/1

Pairings: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson, Michelle Jones & Peter Parker

Characters: Michelle Jones, Peter Parker, Wade Wilson

Tags: Roommates, MJ is a Good Bro, Recreational Drug Use, MJ is a stoner lesbian fight me, Smoking, Drunk Peter, Pining, Michelle Jones POV, MJ-centric, not 1st or 2nd person, Oblivious, Cuddling & Snuggling, Twilight References, Peter is an Idiot, Wade is an idiot, Watching Movies, MJ is a bit nosy, MJ is a good ass friend, Getting Together, Teasing, like not sexual teasing like friend teasing, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Non-Graphic Violence, Artist MJ, Crushes, High thoughts, Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Sharing a Bed, Eavesdropping, Drunk Texting, well more so peter tries to drunk text, MJ is a good friend, Making Out, you better book an appointment with the dentist after this fic

Word Count: 7,782

Summary:

MJ knows Peter’s Spider-Man. He’s not exactly subtle. However, Peter doesn’t know that she knows.

But He’s acting differently. He’s been smiling more, letting things go and seems to be overall just in a better mood. He sometimes stares off into the distance, a smile dancing on his face and his eyes twinkling.

She knows Peter, and that boy has got a big ‘ol crush. She has a feeling the person is from his weird nighttime hobby/moral obligation, for he’s been secretly/not-so-secretly leaving earlier than usual.

Here’s what she doesn’t know: Who the fuck he’s sneaking out for, leaving MJ all alone. She would be bitter if Peter wasn’t so happy.

Peter and wade are disgustingly in love, yet so annoyingly oblivious to each other’s very apparent attraction towards one another and MJ has seen enough.

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The Permanent Slumber Party that is Wade and Peter's Living Situation:

Chapters: 1/1

Pairing: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson

Tags: Domestic Fluff, BUT THEY AREN’T EVEN TOGETHER, Pining, Cats, Jealousy, yes peter does get jealous of a cat, Confessions, Nicknames, Cuddling & Snuggling, Sharing a Bed, Roommates, Moving In Together, House Sitting, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Nightmares, Angst, Fluff, holy shit so much fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, have your dentist on speed dial for this one, First Kiss, Banter, Cat Walking, Wade has a Pet Cat, no freaky kinky shit okay!!!!, MJ is a stoner and that is canon fight me, Recreational Drug Use, very brief though, its like 200 words of it, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Humor, Attempt at Humor, i think its funnnyyy soo, Kidnapping, but its a cat, so its more like catnapping, Friends to Lovers, Getting Together, Slow Burn, Peter Parker-centric, stupid villain, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Hurt/Comfort, Sickfic, Denial, Not talking about feelings, Not-Boyfriends, Halloween, Angst with a Happy Ending, Non-Graphic Violence, Cuddling with cats, Crushes, American Vandal Season 2 spoiler, Drabbles

Summary: Peter has done some pretty embarrassing stuff. Mostly in high school, you know; calling his bio teacher Mr. Gilien "Mom" even though his mom is literally dead, or that one time he got caught making out with Daniel Radlin in his high school bathroom, or that one time he made a fake account to follow some girls from his high school so he could creep anonymously. To be fair he was 13 at the time.

But Peter had never stooped as low as being jealous a cat.

That was, of course, until Wade adopted an annoyingly adorable orange tabby named Judy.

Word Count: 8,305

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Didn’t Seem to Be this Way:

Chapters: 1/1

Pairing: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson

Tags: Confessions, Feelings, Fluff, Angst, Light Angst, BOXES, Attempt at Humor, Identity Reveal, Identity Porn, Kissing, Staring, Wade Wilson-Centric, Breaking the Fourth Wall, Self-Esteem Issues, Self Confidence Issues, Cuddling & Snuggling, Domestic Fluff, Humor

Summary: Wade had always wondered so many things about Spidey, mostly wondering what Spidey’s dick looked like. Aside from that, his list of “Essential Things That I Need to Know About Spidey” (yes, he has a list, it’s on his phone) contains other important questions. Such as: his type of toothpaste, did he own an Apple Watch (they were gonna have problems if he does), sleeping position, blood type, if He’s circumcised, blah blah blah. you know the deal.

And of course the ever-growing wonder of what he looked like underneath the mask.So why the fuck is Wade covering his eyes right now?

Spidey is ready to tell Wade who he is, but Wade doesn’t know if he’s ready.

Word Count: 2,135

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The Bro-Out of all Bro-Outs that actually was a Date:

Chapters: 1/1

Pairing: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson

Tags: Oblivious, Stupidity, Wade is just an idiot, boxes, Attempt at Humor, Self-Esteem Issues, Miscommunication, First Dates, but Wade doesn't know it's a date, Wade-Centric, Sappy Ending, Breaking the Fourth Wall, Accidental rejection, Denial, Angst, but like for .00003 seconds, Fluff and Angst, Fluff, So much fluff lol, Peter is a Sad Boy

Summary: Confusion ensues when Wade blindly agrees to some random thing Peter said, he would know what it was but the boxes were yelling about steak tacos.

Wade really, really needs to get better ears. Or a better brain. Or a better attention span. Really just a lot of things.

Word Count: 3,632

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Distance:

Chapters: 1/1

Pairing: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson

Tags: Angst, "nothing says angst like unrequited love and a dead ex"-my beta, Unrequited Crush, Mental Health Issues, Gwen Stacy is Dead, Grief/Mourning, Peter Has Issues, Shame, Anxiety Attacks, Suicide but it's wade, He comes back, Watching Someone Sleep Banter, Unrequited, Pre-Slash

Summary: Peter stumbles upon a sleeping Wade.

Word Count: 4,980

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Nobody’s Business:

Chapters: 1/1

Pairing: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson

Tags: Coming Out, Denial of Feelings, Sharing a Bed, Friends to Lovers, Drunken Confessions, Flirting, Bad Flirting, Fluff, Little bit of angst, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Internalized Homophobia, Sexuality, Self Confidence Issues, Self-Esteem Issues

Summary: Peter really wasn't supposed to out himself to Deadpool.

Word Count: 5,925

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Who said that Lake Houses were for Snooty Rich People?:

Chapters: 4/4

Pairing: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson

Characters: May Parker, Peter Parker, Wade Wilson, Michelle Jones, Gwen Stacy, Ned Leeds, Original Characters

Tags: Fluff, Mutual Pining, Pining, Sharing a Bed, lake house, cottages, Summer Vacation, Beaches, Uncle Ben is mentioned, Angst , Cuddling, Domestic Fluff, they aren't even dating though, BOXES, Self-Esteem Issues, POV Alternating, Sexual Tension, Jealousy, Misunderstandings , Watching Someone Sleep, Angst with a Happy Ending, Sappy Shit, Moving In Together, Breaking the Fourth Wall, Making Out, Love Confessions

Summary: When MJ ditches Peter for their yearly bro-trip to Aunt May's cottage, Peter takes Wade along instead.

Pretty Bad Idea (capitals needed) considering Peter was head over heels in love with the guy.

Word Count: 17,973

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SERIES: Basically when I'm high I do weird shit:

This is just straight up shit-posting of dumb stories that I write when I’m high/drunk. Don’t take it seriously.

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