#kee rambles

[bonnie-bug]

I know I’ve seen it somewhere before (most likely here on tumblr) but i AM obsessed with the idea of a muppets version of good omens where the human characters are all played by muppets and aziraphale and crowley are played by humans who are very clearly controlling muppet versions of themselves as their corporations but the muppets only ever directly address the muppet corporations. as far as they can see aziraphale and crowley are also only muppets

moreover I am EXTRA obsessed with the idea that aziraphale and crowley. also keep up the muppeteering when alone with each other. their muppets are their corporations how they interact with the earth and they interact with each other while within these corporations. but when you can literally see their true (human) forms looming over their dinky little flesh (felt) bodies it adds a new level of hilarity

I cant tell which would be funnier: if, when talking to each other, they looked each other dead in the eyes while making their muppets also look at each other, or if they ALSO pretended the other was only a muppet and utterly ignored their true human forms

that being said I think for the drunk scene they should be slugging back actual glasses of wine in one hand and just very sloppily controlling their muppet selves with the other. the muppets have little fake glasses of wine too obvi

with tracy aziraphale just takes over as her muppeteer she just sometimes moves and talks on her own. all the other angels and demons are just humans but when on earth the angels have muppets and the demons have really shitty hand puppets. they just stand there holding the muppets/puppets they dont make them move and act. aziraphale and crowley are thought to be very weird and creepy for doing so with theirs

the horsepersons…. I think they start with muppets only but you can see there’s sticks or wires or whatever controlling their limbs. and them when they start to come into their power suddenly they’re being controlled by a person. and when they go full Horsepersons Of The Apocalypse they’re fully human (in form). except for death. death is identical to tv canon bc he’s the one who hides his true nature the least. and he’s creepier that way

with adam? I think he’s just an uncomfortably human looking muppet. his face is more normally proportioned. his felt is a very human beigey tan. his hands are uncomfortably dextrous like the swedish chef’s. maybe when he comes into his powers he starts looking less and less like a muppet and more and more like a human until it culminates in something dead center in the uncanny valley for both humans and muppets. and then after he tells satan to fuck off he suddenly looks almost perfectly muppet normal with only a twinge of almost-human-y since he still has at least Some powers

in terms of the muppet casting I have no idea who should be whom jdjdbdkd maybe miss piggy for anathema and kermit for newt, mostly bc they’re arguably the main human (adult) characters and it’s funny to me to call a frog “newt”. however this version does not include the all-but-onscreen sex scene okay we do not need to see that. it fades to black just like in the book thank you ❤️

also to be clear all the angels and demons and in particular aziraphale and crowley are all still dressed like in canon. when their wings show up their human true form also has wings. crowley puts on sunglasses on his human self before digging out a tiny pair of muppet sized ones and putting it in his muppet hand to put on his muppet face. yknow. stuff like that

#yes I’m putting way too much thought into something I literally will never do anything with shut up jdbdbdkd #this ordinarily would be shared with my friends or something but my brain has so many worms in it rn and refuses to let me socialize #so instead u get to see my stream of consciousness shitposting directly on ur dash. you’re welcome ❤️ #good omens #muppets #muppet au #the bon speaks #having one human try to accurately control a muppet doesnt Really make logistic sense I know but shhhh #I know with most larger muppets u need two people to control them one with the mouth and one arm and someone else with the other arm but #idk. maybe they can manage to use two of those sticks in one hand kdjdbdk #every dramatic scene just becomes 1000% funnier when u imagine it happening with each of them holding a muppet version of himself #again! I will do nothing with this au! but I must think out every angle for it regardless alas #anyway hope u enjoyed my rambling abt gomens but muppets jdbdvdnd #if u read all the post and all these tags I give u a kees on the forehead (• ε •)

[palisadewasp]

why does ik look like this image

#its him #the upturned #ikabod kee #poggay rambles

[qbdream]

punzoPeach

#punz #punzop #dsmp #dailyaskers #mine* #HE LOOKS SOOOOO GOOD #SAM VOICE PUNZ YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL #these are as always dedicated to kee boonmeams #how many gifs do u think i've made specifically of punz putting on or taking off his headphones #should i count. do i dare. #the answer is six. SIX. and one where he's adjusting his headphones #theres like. a certain Way that he does it and i dont know how to describe #it's the way he holds them i think #idk it makes me crazy and i am rambling here take these take them take them

[thekeatoncadet]

Did some prop design (for an OC I hope to finish designing soon!) and the demon that possesses them! Had a lot of fun with these! :]

#kee draws #oc #lion #well. lion motif anyway #Bromeliad (oc) #yw flower people i kept him out of your tag. he doesnt deserve ur gaze #(no Bromeliads arent carnivorous plants #but google brought them up when i googled carnivorous plants and i thought it was funny and it stuck) #rambling about the mask design for a sec #it was a happy accident that purple inverts to green! at least roughly his shade. because i was not. drawing any more red/green combos lol #i almost went with teal accents since they invert to roughly his shade of red. but was talked into gold by some friends #which i think is the right choice! #and shout out to batsoupart for suggesting the gold swirls! really toes it together nicely :] #anyway i wanted the mask design to have the vibe of being made by someone who had certainly seen Brom - #- or at least had been given descriptions from someone who jad - #but that they also definitely didnt get very close to him (since if ur all that close to him ur probably gettong gnawed on) #hence how the mask has eyebrow petals even tho Brom himself doesnt #or how it has big fuckoff teeth but his actual teeth -aside from the 'tusks' - are small and needle like #but the fear makes you prone to exaggerate #anyway he was an asshole and got himself sealed away in the mask + sword #serves him right. hes a dickhead (affectionate) #feels good to post oc art again!

[elmasinthetree]

hij is de favoriete meester van mijn school hij steelt de show is lief en heel leuk we liggen altijd in een deuk

mijn favoriete witte jongeman

#rambling #mees kees

[dark-twist-fairytales]

Keegan w/ C5 for that emotion chart thing? (As for the mootual thing, I rate you an Eehh (AS POSITIVE AND AFFECTIONATE AS I CAN!!!))

Here we go! Yes, Kee has longer hair in this one, he gets excited when it's time to cut it.

But, he kept it a bit longer so Amelia could play with it and braid it. It gave him a sense of.. Happiness. Not something common that linked to with long hair, but he liked the change of pace for a moment.

#henry stickmin oc #my art! #keegan moore #swear im not sure if kee should develop a crush on amelia or not #give or take: a small one but amelia would generally be the type of person kee would date #a goofball that isnt afraid to be themselves but can tolerate him #butttt also tempted to see how kee and handsome harold would play out ya know? #well harold or cuppa joe #anyways sorry for my tag rambling #ask answered #ask game

[boonmeams]

6 and uh. every dsmp ship has fallen out of my mind. geroge xd?? idk have fun keeys

6. eerie/melody

On the sixth day, or maybe the seventh, George asks for an instrument.

The problem is and always has been that George gets bored too easily. He knows this about himself. And sure, he gets why XD has him here, in this weird pocket dimension or whatever it is. It comes with the territory of being doted on by a hyper-powerful deity thing. It’s overprotective, and George needs protecting, supposedly.

He’s still bored. There’s a cottage here, bookshelves full of books that George couldn't care less about reading, a garden that he couldn’t care less about tending. He’s weighted by a terrific and all-encompassing ennui that tracks him with every step. He’s bored, but he doesn’t want to do anything. He’s exhausted, but he sleeps for sixteen hours a day. He can’t do much more of that.

So he asks for an instrument. A set of pipes, a guitar, anything. Something to do with his hands, something to fill the silence of the woods. He's a little surprised when XD obliges without question, tilting Its head curiously and then reaching into Its cloak. When It pulls Its hand free, it’s clutching a shiny-dark lute that It offers up to George. 

George settles cross-legged in the grass and weighs it in his hands. The body fits nicely in his lap, the neck is smooth against his palm. Something about pressing his fingers to the strings evokes the feeling of holding a bow, which brings about a sickening wave of déjà vu that he’s sort of getting used to now. When he tries thinking too hard about where he came from, this happens. A dizziness, a sense of unrest. 

He shakes his head and plucks each string in order. Perfectly tuned. He offers up a smile to XD, and It seems to stand up a little straighter.

“Thanks,” George says belatedly, strumming clumsily and out of tune. He’s out of practice, he knows, but he manages to work his fingers into the right places for a couple of shaky chords. Like this, he can pick out a series of notes to make a delicate sort of melody that turns his stomach. A memory, then. He knows this song, though he doesn’t know from where, and XD certainly isn’t going to tell him.

He pushes through the nausea and keeps playing; it’s a sweet song, as much as it brings a bitter taste to his mouth. What is he forgetting? It’s precipitous, like he’s one step away from shuddering out of his own skin.

george, says XD, and it startles George into strumming a sour chord. His thumb slips on the high string and he pulls it away, shoves it in his mouth before he can bleed on the lute. 

“What,” George says around his thumb. His hands are shaking and he’s sweating, head pounding faintly. 

stop for now, it says. rest for now.

There’s power in XD’s words. George knows this, and he finds that he can’t push back against It as he lays back in the grass, curling up on his side. XD pulls the lute carefully from his hand and George closes his eyes. He’s abruptly so exhausted that he can’t keep them open.

request a ficlet

#xdnf #kee writes #it is so hard to not make these too wordy hence the . dumb cutoff o god #this one sits real nice in amanita actually hmmm!! u know au where xd tucks george away somewhere safe and afflicts him with Forgetting #to protect him #i was listening to guitar covers of minecraft ost music while i wrote this so you know! #ok enough tag rambling thank you wiggins!!!!! feels good to flex those atrophied writing muscles #asks

[depollutingshosz]

whenever i see Gerard Keay's name, my brain keeps pronouncing their surname as Kee-ay instead of Kii and honestly i have to say sorry to myself after every time i do it

#gerard keay #tma #im annoyed by my brain too dont worry #even though i technically heard their name first before seeing the spelling #just why #why does my brain whisper gerard kee ay i hate it sm #kii kiii kiii not kee-ay #puts face in hands #my brain still pronounced kee ay #you know like an adorable dog that tries to follow its owners instructions but fails n it still smiles happily bc it doesnt know any better #and the owner is just fondly exasperated and congratulates and pets their dog happily despite everything failing #yea thats not how me and my brain is im fucking leashing this piece of shit #the magnus archives #shosz speaks #dont mind me rambling #it will happen again

[daxite]

best thing is having a partner/friend who likes a specific flavour of candy that you really dislike so you can just give all of that flavour to them lol

#have a bag of maoams and just tossing all of the cola ones to kee because i fucking hate artificial cola flavours lmao #dax rambles

[georgierre]

i miss the little british ppl on my phone. sniffles

#and kee #ame rambles #THE FLIGHT IS STILL DELAYED

[doodlboy]

I just found a playlist of all the doctor who minisodes in chronological order on youtube, this is like early Christmas

#ive never seen any of these before #heheheheheeoguheehrhehehe <- me playing the fun little game with my remote and david tennant taking directly to me #im normal abt it im just havin fun #also i rewatched the entirety of new who for the 4th or 5th time and the new shit isnt on hbo max yet so im starved for content #i have no other shows to watch rip #any hiii #xoxo #kees kees and so on #elliot rambles #doctor who

[purrfectlycontent]

the pain of being obsessed with something and knowing that your friends will never be able to understand it

#my ramblings #no one talks about how much it hurts to fall out of love with something #it’s not even me but watching my friends become disinterested in something we went into together is… extremely painful #it’s 1 am and i should be sleeping but this is keeing me up 😭

[palisadewasp]

I'm playing The Upturned for the first time rn and I think Ik should be a tumblr sexyman

#what a guy #the upturned #ikabod #ikabod kee #poggay rambles #adventures of me playing video games

[constellaris-a]

@viigilant is bestest wifey sharing her xiao icons w me uwu

#⋞ australian ramblings ⊳ ritsu speaks ⋟ #kees kees kees the shae <3

[squigglywindy]

Hi!!!! Jumping on the love train 💜💜💜

How dare it not notify me of this.

Kee!!! Thank you for joining the love train <333

#Kee my beloved #Squiggles rambles #Squiggles answers

[elmasinthetree]

mees kees 19 jaar met nieuwe kleren en gel in zn haar hij is stagair dus hij moet het nog leren EN ZN MOEDER MOET ZN BROOD NOG SMEREN!!!!

nog steeds insane dat Mees Kees nog op de pabo zit. Ik weet dat dat het hele punt is van de boeken maar wie liet hem voor de klas staan. dat is gewoon een langer kind.

#echt insane #rambling #mees kees