Kid Icarus fans have been making the same four jokes for over a decade. "Pit never learned how to read lol" Bush league. Amateur hour. I raise you: PALUTENA never learned how to read. She never bothered because she can just parse information directly with goddess magic, which is why she never taught him. She would also rather die than admit this. Any time he asks her to teach him she panics and has to think of an adventure to send him on that'll distract him and make him forget for a year
Taking inventory of my current macro collection of Incredibly Specific Items to stave off the madness because waiting 25 years for a Kid Icarus: Uprising sequel is not conducive to my ability to thrive.
This will find a way to go up exponentially in quantity over time.
The chances of my commissioning an entire statue in the middle of a town square in ten years are low, but never zero.