Touhou Voice Headcanons for the Beast World Leaders:
Yachie Kitchou sounds like Beast Wars Megatron
Saki Kurokoma sounds like... well actually I don’t have much of a voice for her in my head. Not a southern drawl though. Something deep and tough and rude.
I REALLY want to make an intimidating raspy voice for Toutetsu in my head but every time I try to sound it out it just sounds like a ghoul from Fallout.
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I remember two dreams last night.
First, there was this base-building/survival video game. You started out at this already-complete vaguely SCP-esque facility, where they had like elves and stuff. At one point they tried to free a guy, but an unexpected blizzard appeared, and he just stood there staring instead of running to safety and it erased him from existence. This was still in the intro-sequence; it ended with some huge resonance-cascade catastrophe which destroyed everything, and that was your starting point to rebuild.
I woke up due to the cold, and when I fell asleep, I dreamed that I was trying to build these killer robots in a game engine. I think it was the Source Engine, and I was creating a custom NPC, trying to set it up so that it would aggro you if you pissed it off, set others of the same type to spawn, and so forth.
Then I was in the midst of the plot of whatever game I was supposedly making; I was a low level employee (still like Gordon Freeman, I guess), and they were trying to get me into a "hazard suit" which consisted of chainmail with a couple of extra plates, and which dreaming-me supposed must have used magic or force fields or something. Mine was unique for some reason, like it was a prototype or something, and it was silver instead of gold/bronze/copper-colored like all the others. The still-unspecified plot was revealed to be the work of Yachie Kicchou, who was using her make-the-other-person-lose ability to manipulate ... something, it wasn't clear, but it was the cause of everything (the resonance cascade from the previous dream?).
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Nya’s Special Touhou Character Titles: Modern Windows Games Pt 2 + Print Works
Kasodani Kyouko - Could Be a Tennis Player, With That Racket Skill!
Miyako Yoshika - Welcome to Sotoba, Bitch
Kaku Seiga - [Redacted]
Soga no Tojiko - Do You Even Science?!
Mononobe no Futo - Girl Who Probably Says ‘Oops’ A Lot
Toyosatomimi no Miko - Shoutoku Says Trans Rights
Futatsuiwa Mamizou - Somehow, Both Suspicious and Motherly
Hata no Kokoro - Youkai of Fun Expressions and Clothes
Wakasagihime - FISHIE. PRINCESS FISHIE
Sekibanki - So, No Head?
Imaizumi Kagerou - Fuck ‘Team Jacob’
Tsukumo Sisters - Not Feeling It Today, Huh, ZUN?
Kijin Seija - Something Something Something, Defying Gravity
Sukuna Shinmyoumaru - BABIE. PRINCESS BABIE
Horikawa Raiko - Are You Ready, Gensokyo?!
Usami Sumireko - Psychic Sleeping in Class
Seiran - Please Don’t Hit Me With That Mallet, Miss
Ringo - Om Nom Moon Rabbit
Doremy Sweet - Dream-Eating Monochrome Baku?!
Kishin Sagume - Suck It, Seija
Clownpiece - America, FUCK NO! The Fairy from Hell Itself
Junko - Actually, the Fox Says ‘Chang’e, Are You Watching?’
Hecatia Lapislazuli - Nice Greek Mythology Reference
Yorigami Sisters - Siblings Who Swindle Together Stay Together
Eternity Larva - Butterfly of... Well, She’s Just A Butterfly, Really
Sakata Nemuno - Cutout Clothing Connoisseur
Komano Aunn - Small Statue Child
Yatadera Narumi - How Can You Move In That?
Nishida Satono/Teireida Mai - Aren’t You Tired?!
Matara Okina - Yukari... 2!
Ebisu Eika - Cute Girl who Reminds of Jellyfish
Ushizaki Urumi - A Sea River Cow, Huh...
Niwatari Kutaka - Weird Job for a Chicken Goddess
Kitchou Yachie - Manipulative, Aren’t We?
Joutougu Mayumi - Orange is the Color of Her Loyalty!
Haniyasushin Keiki - Please Be My Art Teacher
Kurokoma Saki - Magic Horse Mafioso for whom Every Day is Leg Day
Morichika Rinnosuke - Kourindou Man Allowed
Sunny Milk - Fairy with an Unappetizing Name
Star Sapphire - Doesn’t Live Up to Her Namesake
Luna Child - Probably Needs the Caffeine, Really
Watatsuki Sisters - Lunarians OP, Please Nerf
Motoori Kosuzu - Unhealthy Bookworm
Ibaraki Kasen - Where Is Your Arm, Ma’am?
Ibaraki-douji’s Arm - Oh, There It Is.
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