#kumasawa

[mcwexlie]

wanted to doodle them :) i think they should be nosy and gossip

#hf #cc #fanart #umineko #kumasawa #ronove #si #uwtc #umineko when they cry #chiyo kumasawa #umineko no naku koro ni #doodle #my art #mepost

[goldenlandfiascos]

i know there's an eng translation of this somewhere, but i can't find it. anyway, basically Genji's like, "Here, Madam, you can wear the wings like this." And Eva thinks it's really cute, and Natsuhi's neck gets hurt, and Eva brings her a whole fucking bouquet of flowers

#umineko #natsuhi ushiromiya #eva ushiromiya #evanatsu #natsuhi #eva #kumasawa #genji #jessica #tsundere eva is so real #also this is like technically official to my understanding fdjnbfjkd #it's from one of the anthology books (?) i think #something like that #feel free to share the eng version if anyone has it on hand somewhere #manga #my posts

[hidden-tea-party]

in case anyone wanted a full readable version of my beautiful gohda culprit fanfic that I read out on the pod episode BONUS: Gohda Does a Whoopsie, here it is! inspired by that one 4chan post and filled with love for gohda and his ways...

Gohda Does a Whoopsie: A Totally Serious Theory of Episode 4

Earlier in the day, Genji told Gohda that he would be expected to attend tonight’s family conference with the other servants. This was very unusual and Gohda had a very bad feeling about it, so, just in case, he decided to wear his special suit that contained six discreet built-in shotguns.

Within moments of arriving at the conference, Gohda was horrified to see Kinzo’s corpse come swinging through the dining room door, puppeted by a strange system of pulleys. In his terror, he accidentally set off his suit guns, which blasted six people in the head all at once. Genji’s corpse, as it crumpled beside him, also happened to crush the large can of knock-out gas that the family always kept near the dinner table. Gohda and Kumasawa rushed out of the room quickly, but no one else was fast enough, so they all collapsed.

Kumasawa took pity on Gohda, who was horribly embarrassed at his social faux pas, and agreed to help him salvage the situation. Together, they moved the unconscious people into a convenient cage in the wine cellar and returned to the guest house to tell the children what had happened. To cover his tracks, Gohda made up a very plausible story about bunny girls and black holes that he was extremely proud of.

After a mysterious phone call, Gohda was told that he and Kumasawa had to be locked inside the rose garden storehouse for their own good. Gohda was less than pleased about this, but not too upset, as he immediately used his mole-like hands to tunnel through the concrete floor and back out into the garden.

When he emerged, he found George in the arbour looking at a pistol. Gohda, well known for his dexterity, borrowed the gun to shown George a fun trickshot he’d learned where he bounced a bullet perfectly off every pillar of the gazebo. Unfortunately, the angle of the shot wasn’t quite right and the bullet pierced George straight through the middle of the forehead.

Overcome with shame, Gohda ran back into the mansion, intending to hide under the bed in one of the guest rooms. However, on the way, he heard Jessica in her bedroom. He wanted to check she was alright, so he burst in. The force of his entry blew the door completely off its hinges, where it sailed across the room, collided with Jessica and split her head open down the middle.

Gohda realised he had quite the kill count by this point and was going to go to prison if he didn’t start making some more excuses. To this end, he called Battler and whipped out his uncanny Jessica impression to tell him that a demon did it.

He was just celebrating his genius when he heard the telltale sound of several prisoners breaking out of their cage downstairs. He rushed down to meet them and explain what had happened but all five of the prisoners seemed terrified of him. They kept running away as he chased after them. Despite his warnings, they left the mansion by the back door into the courtyard, which was where Gohda had set up the minefield obstacle course he used in his spare time. He watched helplessly as each one of them tripped and fell headfirst onto a mine.

Gohda liked to bake when he was stressed, so he headed to the kitchen to make a beautiful parfait. He was very proud of his work and wanted someone to try it, so he wandered around for a while until he bumped into Maria. She was very happy to try his dessert, but in his delirium he had accidentally used arsenic instead of sugar and she didn’t last long after that.

At this point, Gohda wondered whether things wouldn’t have gone better if he had stayed in the storeroom, so he returned there through his tunnel. Kumasawa was still there and they played a fun game of who can make the best noose to pass the time. But suddenly, a huge spider crawled out of a corner. Gohda screamed, as this was by far the nastiest thing he had seen all night. He took the pistol from his pocket and started blindly shooting at the spider, which ducked and dived as it raced towards him. Then he saw it suddenly to his right and he aimed a shot straight into its wrinkled forehead. Realising that spiders don’t often have visible foreheads, Gohda squinted and saw he had just mistaken Kumasawa for the spider and the bug itself had disconcertingly disappeared. He sighed and slipped Kumasawa’s limp body into her perfectly crafted noose as a sign of respect.

Gohda then decided it was about time to have a full-on breakdown and set about faking his own death. He sloughed off his skin, packed it with miscellaneous items from around the storeroom and hung it up next to Kumasawa. He then proceeded to the next logical step: crossdressing.

He knew Kinzo had been into this, so he went to his study and put on a lovely dress, a wig and a fantastic pair of heels. He spent a while strutting about the mansion feeling extremely fabulous before coming to stand on the balcony. Through the rain, he spotted Battler, who had finally emerged from the guesthouse.

After a nice chat about chessboards, he remembered that he hated Battler. Although he had not been present himself, Kumasawa had told him of a sentence Battler had said six years ago that chilled his very bones. That’s right, Battler had said he preferred chicken nuggets over what he called ‘fancy food’. To Gohda, a chef that valued expensive gourmet delicacies to a pompous degree, this was a terrible sin and he urged Battler to repent for his disgusting words. Battler seemed not to know what he was talking about, which enraged Gohda so much that he stormed off. But the balcony was slippy with rain and he wasn’t really used to wearing heels, so he fell straight off the roof to his untimely death.

Battler went into the kitchen to drink sadly, realising he was now alone on the island. Unfortunately, he did not practice proper kitchen safely and didn’t check the warning label on the bottle of Gohda’s homemade wine before he started swigging. It said ‘Warning, may contain traces of peanuts, shellfish and approximately three thousand tiny food bombs.’ And so, when the seagulls cried, no one was left alive.

#umineko #umineko fanfic #hidden tea party #umineko pod #umineko podcast #ushiromiya kinzo #toshiro gohda #ronoue genji #kumasawa #ushiromiya george #ushiromiya jessica #ushiromiya maria #ushiromiya battler #spider #body horror #gun #umineko spoilers

[rose-reads-visualnovels]

Eva sees suspicious activity and immediately calls it out. No one can scheme while she's in the room. She'll call your cards with her eyes closed. She's totally the Black Rook in Kinzo's board game.

Anyways Kumasawa is marked as a spy from her first appearance, but the question is whose. Kinzo's? Krauss'? Or was she sent by the only once mentioned Natsuhi?

#umineko liveblog #umineko #legend of the golden witch #october 4th 1986 #eva ushiromiya #kumasawa

[wolfiered23]

Hey Umineko fandom!

Anyone want to help me and a whole crew dub Umineko one Episode at a time? If so, follow the link down below! We’ve got casting calls open for every character in Episode 1 and a discord server where we all hang out together! All 19 characters plus the Narrator are open! We also could use some editors and writers if you’re interested in that instead!

If you decide to join us, then myself and the four other Masters of Rokkenjima would like to welcome you all into our cat box!

#umineko #fan dub #ushiromiya battler #ushiromiya george #ushiromiya jessica #ushiromiya maria #ushiromiya kinzo #ushiromiya krauss #ushiromiya natsuhi #ushiromiya eva #ushiromiya hideyoshi #ushiromiya rudolf #ushiromiya kyrie #ushiromiya rosa #shannon #kanon #genji #ghoda #kumasawa #nanjo #beatrice #beato #I was not thinking of Umineko gold when I decided to do this but one of the Guests mentioned it #so basically #if you’re tired of waiting for gold #come help us do it ourselves!

[cartyrs]

[MAJOR Umineko Spoilers]

Umitober # 31 - A Happy Halloween for Maria

#umitober #umitober 2023 #umineko #umineko spoilers #umineko no naku koro ni #umineko when they cry #when they cry #maria ushiromiya #beatrice the golden witch #beatrice #gaap #virgilia #ronove #sakutarou #shannon #kanon #chiyo kumasawa #genji ronoue #sayo yasuda #cartyrs #my art

[dawn-in-the--adan]

Umineko no Naku Koro ni ~Stage of the Golden Witch~ EP 3 Character Posters pt. 3

#umineko #umineko no naku koro ni #umineko when they cry #when they cry #ryukishi07 #genji ronoue #chiyo kumasawa #toshiro gohda #shannon #kanon #terumasa nanjo #musical #japanese musical #adan posts

[jichanxo]

do you know what i am?

#sayo yasuda #yasuda sayo #umineko #umineko no naku koro ni #umineko spoilers #when they cry #wtc #jichanart #thinking about yasu who smiles and acts like everything is fine and everyone believing it (except for like. genji and kumasawa and nanjo) #yasu as the bomb on rokkenjima. sitting unassuming and unnoticed but ready to go off at any time. and take everyone else with it #the family so preoccupied with their problems they don't even realise it

[bernlcastel]

Oops! All Beato

#oh god tagging this will be a nightmare #umineko #umineko spoilers #sayo yasuda #shannon #kanon #gaap #clair vaux bernardus #eva beatrice #maria ushiromiya #natsuhi beatrice #ange ushiromiya #lion ushiromiya #virgilia #beatrice the golden witch #chiyo kumasawa #natsuhi ushiromiya

[coluber-constrictor-foxii]

Kumasawa appreciation post

#she could have done more to help sayo but i still think she's sweet #umineko #chiyo kumasawa #id in alt text #coluber post

[pochapal]

kumasawa might believe beatrice "exists" but did kumasawa actually respect beatrice?

#umineko liveblog #if beatrice is functionally furniture then we might have the answer #kumasawa had full knowledge of the abuses shannon and kanon faced and did little more than watch from the sidelines #perhaps kumasawa similarly sat by and watched what happened to beatrice without lifting a finger to help #she believes in beatrice but she never respected beatrice because she let the cruelty happen without a word #worse because she acknowledges it as abuse and still remains on the fence. you could almost call it a betrayal #and if it happened to shannon and kanon then there's no reason why the same thing didn't happen to beatrice 30 years ago

[oldhagtournament]

Preliminary Round - Group B

Propaganda under the cut

Nikolai

HOT BUTCH HAG

hot butch woman from game with super good female designs. would

Kumasawa Chiyo

She's crafty, skilled, and loves to gossip and tease people. She can cook anything with mackerel (or at least, she claims mackerel is the secret ingredient in everything she makes, even if it's dessert). If it matters for hag-ness, she also knows all about the local folklore and spirits.

#nikolai #library of ruina #chiyo kumasawa #umineko #old hag tournament 2024 #prelim

[goldenlandfiascos]

omg, natsuhi cracked a joke!

#umineko #umineko spoilers #not really? but gonna tag anyway #natsuhi ushiromiya #natsuhi #kumasawa #genji #kumasawa sNEEZING dfjnivkdfkj #manga #my posts

[hidden-tea-party]

Motivational Umineko Quote of the Day: Kumasawa

"Don't overwork yourself, especially if you work for... Oh but I mustn't say. Also, eat mackerel for EVERY meal."

#umineko #kumasawa #umineko motivation

[rose-reads-visualnovels]

Interesting how the moment an adult servant enters the scene, all the Ushiromiya adults arrive at the conversation when the Cousins have been horsing around for a while now

#umineko liveblog #umineko #legend of the golden witch #october 4th 1986 #battler ushiromiya #kumasawa #rudolf ushiromiya

[mykatzone]

Cartoon Umineko is REAL (to me)

#umineko #shannon #kanon #kinzo ushiromiya #nanjo terumasa #genji ronoue #gohda toshiro #kumasawa chiyo #katart