#let's not forget the himbo vibes ✨

[markhoffmansleftbazonga]

ALRIGHT Y’ALL, BUCKLE IN FOR A STONED, SLEEP-DEPRIVED, AUTISM-FUELED HOFFSTRAHM SONG ANALYSIS (HEADPHONES RECOMMENDED)

Alright I’ll stop yelling now lol

The song is called “Cool About It” by boygenius—the lyrics of which, in the context of Hoffstrahm, would definitely fit within Strahm’s POV in my opinion. I’m just gonna go verse by verse and kinda explain the metaphors I’m seeing here, some of which are heavily influenced by my headcanons (crucify me idc). Anyway

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Met you at the dive bar to go shoot some pool

And make fun of the cowboys with the neck tattoos

Ask you easy questions about work and school

I’m trying to be cool about it

Feelin’ like an absolute fool about it

Wishin’ you were kind enough to be crueler about it

Tellin’ myself I can always do without it

Knowin’ that it probably isn’t true

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In an abstract sense, I feel that these two verses represent their initial animosity towards each other—Strahm did NOT like that man, lol. But Hoffman hadn’t given him that much reason to suspect him yet; mans was just having a 🏳️‍🌈 ✨ repressed homosexual moment ✨🏳️‍🌈

Strahm just gets bad vibes from this mf, and from the first verse, I can just imagine them at work having to make small talk while Strahm is just. Fucking infuriated by this freak himbo murderer, all the fucking time, but also kinda wants to fuck him. In the second half, “wishin’ you were kind enough to be crueler about it” = 1. wishing Hoffman wasn’t so charming and charismatic so he could openly hate on him, and 2. wishing he didn’t want to fuck him lol

Moving on

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I can prepare for absolution if you’d only ask

So I take some offense when you say “no regrets”

I remember it’s impossible to pass your test

But I’m tryin’ to forget about it

Feelin’ like I’m breaking a sweat about it

Wishin’ you would kindly get out of my head about it

Tellin’ myself one day I’ll forget about it

Knowin’ that it probably isn’t true

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I feel that the third verse represents their dynamic after the events of Saw III and IV and after Strahm survives the trap that was supposed to fucking execute him. Between that and Perez’s last words being “Detective Hoffman,” mans is now officially SUS of his toxic man crush. “So I take some offense when you say “no regrets” - Hoffman pissing Strahm the fuck off by acting cold and oblivious after likely murdering Perez: someone he deeply cared for. “I remember it’s impossible to pass your test” - Folks…HOLY FUCKING SHIT. I think that one’s probably self-explanatory, lol, it’s just 🤌🏻

Moving onto the fourth verse…I mean, damn y’all, Strahm is still down bad for this man 😟 not much else to say here. He hates him for being a freakass murderer, he hates that he’s down bad for him, and all the while he’s trying to track him down and make him suffer for what he’s done. Folks…what a mess.

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Once, I took your medication to know what it’s like

And now I have to act like I can’t read your mind

I ask you how you’re doing, and I let you lie

But we don’t have to talk about it

I can walk you home and practice method acting

I’ll pretend being with you doesn’t feel like drowning

Tellin’ you it’s nice to see how good you’re doing

Even though you know it isn’t true

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I REALLY feel like these last two verses connect the two through their shared grief—and what that means for Strahm’s morality. “Once, I took your medication to know what it’s like / And now I have to act like I can’t read your mind” = Strahm’s’s grief for Perez and his ineffable fury towards Hoffman that he has to contain for the sake of bullshit professionalism / Strahm’s realization that that was perhaps exactly what Hoffman felt towards Seth Baxter after he killed Angelina. And then the rest of it is just Strahm kinda having a crisis thinking maybe he and Hoffman aren’t so different and still. Wanting. TO FUCK HIM.

In this essay I will

#saw #saw brainrot #sawposting #hoffstrahm #coffinshipping #peter strahm #mark hoffman #lindsey perez #boygenius #song analysis #i am so fucking normal

[sungbeam]

BFF I’M BACK LITRALLY THE DAY AFTER AND BOY DO I HAVE UPDATES FOR YOU 🤭🤭🤭

1. I STARTED OUTLINING AND DRAFTING MY FIRST FIC EHEHEHE AND SUPER EXCITED TO START WRITING IT 🤭

2. I FINISHED READING [REDACTED] AND I THOUGHT ABT THE MOST HEART WRENCHING, TUMMY CHURNING, EYE BAWLING PLOT AND TBH IF I DO GET SO INCLINED TO STICK WITH IT THEN IT MIGHT COME OUT BEFORE THE FIRST THOUGHT OF FIC LMAO

3. I NEED TO KNOW ABT ‘A STUDY IN MONSTERS’ RIGHT NEOWWWWW 😫🙏 CAUSE I JUST THOUGHT OF LIKE 5 DIFFERENT GENRES BASED OFF THE VIBES/p

Ok time for a more calmer vibe LMAO

For the first fic I genuinely think that any member would be suitable for the ML? And so I decided to let you (my fav author and parasocial bestie) to bequeath which member this fic shall belong to 🤭 (uhhhh spoilers/insight: dream realm(?) but not in a soulmate way, angst, possibly abrupt/open ending but also happy in a way, v fluffy moments at the same time tho, manic pixie dream boy???)

And finally after adoring the movie I decided to go read [redacted] and LORD WHY DID IT HURT 39475629 TIMES AS MUCH AS THE MOVIE LIKE

Movie: light work, no reaction

Book: oUUuU, okay, its got a lil kick 😨

But I got an au perfectly inspired by this in a modern retelling typa way ig SPOILER ALERT THERE IS A LOVE CORNER, CHANHEE AND SANGYEON OR YOUNGHOON(???) we WILL be getting a lil Kevin up in here tho TRUST

And tbh it could go in 2 different directions rn but I’ll have to see which one will get a conclusive ending but the vision is definitely there dw

And DAMNNNNNN I didn’t know there were so many WIPs/nm/p like I know I got a lil snippet of 3 in the past but with each drop of a new WIP I get even more excited 😭 just seeing your creative process is motivating to me lolol and the banners AHHHHHHHH IT REALLY DID GIVE “graphic design is my passion 🤭” YUHHH YUHHHH

but wait also looking at the list again I wanna see more into the ‘bones (orig.)’ and ‘bones (remixed)’ 😳

OH AND BEFORE I FORGET TO MENTIONNNNNNN that Spiderman!Sunwoo and Spiderman!Eric did have me REEEEEEELINGGGGG esp since I finally got the chance to watch across the spiderverse PHEWWWW Spiderman!Eric is just so cheeky, so himbo, so smoochable like damn I do think he is capable of wanting to attempt the Toby Maguire upside-down kiss but then getting too nervous/excited/antsy that he lets go of his web and crashes on the ground AJNDJBVINWI

AND SUNWOO AS STARLORD WOULD ALSO WORK CAUSE HE REALLY HAS THAT SELF-DEPRECATING HUMOR THING GOING ON and then his cheesyness too omg I think Sunwoo is perfectly corny to be starlord 😫🤞

AND ALSO MY ATEEZ BIAS ISSSSSSSSSSSSSS -drumroll please- 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

Wooyoung! 🥳🥳🥳

He’s just so sweet and caring and hot and beautiful and hardworking and loving and he’s so, he’s so, he’s so- ☹️☹️☹️☹️

Yeah, I love Woo with my whole being 😔🙏

Kk that’s it for nowwwwww talk to you soon!

- Toodles!, 🌷anon 

HI BEST FRAN WELCOME BACK 🤩✊🏼

OMG THE DRAFTING HAS BEGUN???? LESGO????? I AM SO EXCITED FOR U AND SUPER EXCITED ALSO TO SEE UR JOURNEY AND THE FINAL OUTCOME 👀✨

HELLO WAIT what is [REDACTED] 🤨 i need to know for research purposes and cuz im a nosy mfker and cuz i also scoured thru our prev interactions and don't think we talked abt it previously 🤨

AHHHHSHAHHAHAH A STUDY IN MONSTERS IS COMING RIGHT UP !!

ITS LIKE BEAUTY AND THE BEAST BUT EVERYBODY'S A BEAST ???? well, the main cast is all considered some kind of "monster," but ofc, the real monsters r the humans who have belittled them and villainized them. but reader basically has like,,, medusa powers??? and chanhee has like a demon trapped inside him and younghoon is like fae but THE SCARY fae you feel??? but any who, i've gotten some back story done and it's not meant to become like a 30k one shot or anything; i was trying to aim for it to be kind of like the length of simple gifts, but we'll see where i go w it !!

OKAY BUT WAIT U SHOULD TELL ME WHAT U THOUGHT OF WHEN U SAW THE TITLE CUZ IM VERY CURIOUS !!

okok i have so much to say abt the next part of ur ask 😭😭 1.) BEQUEATH 💀💀💀💀 2.) hello stop that rn flattery will get u everything u desire 🤧😌 3.) MANIC PIXIE DREAM BOY AHAH OMG IM SO HYPED 4.) eric, juyeon sounds abt right 😻😻

OKAY BUT LIKE books > their movie adaptations tbh lsnfkenfk there is so much that books can show that movies can't, and also vice versa !! but WTF DYM BY LOVE CORNER (´Д⊂ヽ GIRLIE BESTIE HONEY WHAT IS A LOVE CORNER 😭😭😭 w chanhee sangyeon younghoon AND beloved kevin too???? my /guy/ do u want me to cry 😃 wait don't answer that—💀 omg i feel like i almost never have an idea of what an ending looks like UNTIL I GET THERE LMFAOOOO like i really don't care abt endings cuz i can't get to the ending if there is not story substance, u feel 😭😭😭 but im sure the ✨right ending✨ will appear in ur horizons as u go forth !!

KANDKDNDKN i had to keep quite a few wips off the list 😭💀 it's embarrassing akdnkdnf BUT im so glad that seeing my process motivates u TT that's very cool to hear and i also like talking abt the writing process a lot so thank u for feeding into my self esteem /hj AHHH SHUSH UR GONNA MAKE ME BLUSH I LOVE MAKING BANNERS SO THANK U 😚 im too tech grandma to use canva or photoshop so i feel like a lot of mine r a little simpler and more minimal which isn't bad ofc but yeah, thanks so much :'))) BRO i wish i could go into graphic design skfnkdndk

OHOH the bones orig and remix ver LMAOOO

both versions r meant to be like murder mysteries yk?? and they're both set in time settings where it's not quite the future, but im also not a historian so they're also not completely historically accurate T-T they just take place in the past LMFAO but the original ver is more like dark academia centered where the murder takes place at this elitist academy/boarding school in the middle of nowhere, and reader is like a "charity case" whose uncle took her under his wing after her parents were murdered or something, and changmin is like studying to become a physician and they both get looped into the investigation. i have a some written of that ver but it's not very interesting 💀

AND recently like two days ago 💀 i went back to one of the ideas i had for the banner before i started writing the dark academia one (wow that's such a long sentence). anyways, said idea was to take place in like ,, not a school 🤡 but idk if you've read the stalking jack the ripper series but it's based on that !! AND a little bit of six of crows too 🤡 it's not fantastical or anything, but changmin is like a doctor in the lower end and someone's been out here murdering people and shit. changmin is also kind of inspired by daredevil and kaz brekker, but i'll have to get into that some other time 💀

that was one of my favorite parts lol i think this ver of bones has captured a bit more of my interest than the other ver? tho, i would love to see where the other ver went, just cuz i already put so much thought into the storyline and characters and headcanons and back stories, etc.

AHHHHHH YES I AGREE ABT SPIDEY!ERIC I LOVE SPIDEY ERIC he's just ,, yk Just Some Guy™ LMAO so he's a perf spiderboy !!! he's kind of modeled after tom holland's spiderman and sunwoo after miles morales ofc, but eric would TOTALLY try the upside down kiss and fail miserably 😭😭😭 but i think he's def the type to keep trying UNTIL he gets it down 🤤😋 and just crafting the different earths btwn sunwoo and eric was just so much fun cuz i was trying to figure out what i wanted each universe to have and ksnfkdndkkd ANYWAYS . STAR LORD SUNWOO HAS ME REELING CUZ LIKE AKDNKDMD i NEEDED this man to be w the raccoon it just didn't feel right if he wasn't. like he was either gonna be nova or starlord, and i feel like the only other boy besides sunwoo who can do star lord justice is hyunjae, but he's already IRON MAN lol

OMG UR A WOOYOUNG STAN??? that actually feels so right 😭😭😭 wooyo be snatching up hearts ALL OVER THE PLACE lately 😭🤧 like damn, get it bro 🥂 but i totally agree, he's such a sweetheart and so funny and so talented and just sknfkendn mwah wanna give him a big smooch !

WHEW what a long recap/catch up reply 🤣 but anyways, hope ur doing well as always 😚 love u lots, my honey bunches of pollinated petals 💖

#sungbeam strikes again #tbz </3 #🌷 anon #ask games !! #works in progress #wip: asim #wip: bones (old) #wip: bones (new)

[balsee]

seeing a lot of mariano hate lately and i just want to ramble about it for a second because i think it’s a little weird. mariano probably had at least four scenes total throughout the entire duration of the movie, so there’s not much to go off of, but what we do get gives us a small glimpse of who he is as a character. 

first, the dinner between the madrigal’s and the guzman’s: 

here, the anticipated marriage between isabela and mariano is discussed in a way that sounds more like something of a business deal. it’s “the guzman’s and the madrigal’s together will be so good for the encanto.” not “the marriage between mariano and isabela will not only make them happy, but the family as well.” more importance is placed on the betterment of the encanto rather than isabela and mariano’s individual feelings about their marriage. mariano does look happy, but we soon discover that isabela is anything but.

isabela gives so much for the sake of her family, so this scene is not only pretty heartbreaking, but it’s cathartic for her as well. she can finally admit, out loud, that she never had any interest in mariano but was willing to marry him if it made her family happy. since this is the case, it’s not that far of a stretch to assume that mariano most likely did the same thing for the sake of his own family. that could very well be the case, and he just happens to have a better poker face than isabela. mariano’s mom was probably concerned about her son’s future, the expansion of her own family if mariano ever decided to have kids, and who in particular he would be married to. what better family for her son to marry into than the one with magical powers who helps their village daily? and who better for mariano to spend his life with than isabela, who has been nothing but “perfect” in every way her entire life? in the case of a mother with only one son, (we don’t know if mariano has any other siblings), it only makes sense.

circling back to the proposal scene, there’s a brief moment in which mirabel hits her head on the dinner table:

again, it’s short, but it shows that mariano genuinely cares about isabela’s family members (nobody else really bothered to ask if mirabel was alright, but granted, there was a lot going on at the time). he’s sweet, and i like how the movie took a little bit of time to show us this. 

also, let’s not forget that mariano was front and center when the rest of the village came to help rebuild the madrigal’s home. i can bet my bottom dollar that was his idea even though he ended up with a failed proposal and a broken nose.

then, finally, there’s this moment towards the end of the movie:

this scene is where most of the mariano dislike stems from, and i can kind of see why. it looks like mariano only decided to end up with dolores because things sort of crashed between him and isabela. but when mirabel approaches him earlier and asks him why he looks so bummed out, mariano replies that he just has a lot of love inside. it’s clear that mariano wants to fall in love and have a family, which i think might be a first when it comes to male characters in disney movies. we’ve seen male disney characters fall for their love interests, but this is the first time we’ve seen a man so eager to find the love of his life and settle down. his intentions are good, he just directed them to the wrong person, mainly due to family expectation.

what makes dolores a good match for mariano is that she knows very specific things about him. “you talk so loud, you take care of your mother and you make her proud. you write your own poetry every night when you go to sleep...” we can juxtapose this to isabela who had no interest in him anyway and probably didn’t even know that much about mariano to begin with. on my second and third rewatch of this movie, mariano and dolores getting together at the end seems less like him “jumping” from isabela to dolores because he couldn’t have isabela, and more like mariano finally finding someone who liked him for him instead of doing so for family, and was just as enthusiastic about falling in love with the right person as he was, even if it was a bit rushed. that someone is dolores. 

TLDR; mariano guzman is a sweet, caring, romantic at heart who takes care of his mother and deserves more appreciation.

#let's not forget the himbo vibes ✨ #this is really long and rambly but this movie has me in a chokehold and i can't shut up about it #plus dolores' parents are pretty much all over each other. she knows a good man and what a good relationship looks like #encanto #mariano guzman

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->My Twisted Wonderland Circle✨

🌸// I literally spent so much time taking lessons with these people help-

This is a masterlist, I write random things but might not usually write x reader oneshots stuff I think- you’ll only see headcanons/scenarios/ramblings hhh-

I can only take 5 characters in one request as maximum but like, I can take a request with vice dorm leaders, dorm leaders and first years in separates posts by category group. ;u;

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Masterlist~

Riddle Rosehearts 🌹 -> My #1 Hubby- SHUT UP EVERYONE, LET THIS GENTLEMAN SPEAK, THANK YOU- This king is me but much better(?) and more discipline- (I would quickly die if I face the same pressure as him to be honest,,,, poor dear- 🥺)

Trey Clover ☘️ -> I- I think I really like characters who seem to know how to bake or cook lol-

Cater Diamond 🔶 -> Thanks to my friend, I’m now in love with him-

Deuce Spade ♠️ -> I just love his determination- I somehow relate whenever I study,,,, - BE MY STUDY BUDDY PRETTY PLEASEEE!!! 🥺🥺🥺

Ace Trappola ♥️ -> One of our beloved bakas in Twisted Wonderland-

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Masterlist~

Leona Kingscholar 🦁 -> Slacker,,,,/affectionately <3

Ruggie Bucchi 🍩 -> So far, he is the only character I forget how to spell his last name,,, 😔(I really thought Schoenheit was the hardest one to remember-) but yes, donut lord✨✨

Jack Howl 🐺 -> He looks like a bad boy, but is also a good boy- lovely,,,,

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Masterlist~

Azul Ashengrotto 🐙 -> He’s almost me in terms of emotional health but more financially successful- I may or may not shut up about him being a sly but a perfect hubby-

Jade Leech 🍄 -> I have nothing in common with him besides loving shroomies-(I swear I would eat them every day if my body isn’t so weak-) I keep getting his SRs in the gacha, not really complaining tho- ;)

Floyd Leech 🐟 -> I think I need a hug if I see him as a fav- I would let him squish me bc I’m not afraid of death at all,,, :’3

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Masterlist~

Kalim Al-Asim🌟 -> *sighs* Idk how, I just love his energy despite being quite alarming to me,,, x’3

Jamil Viper 🏜 -> I’m a simple person; I see a snake man doing cleaning and cooking as a hobby and part time job, I stan.

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Vil Schoenheit 👑 -> At first I don’t seem to pay in mind about him bc of his diva personality, but then I sobbed once I leaned about at his backstory and his intentions to be beautiful and be the best-

Rook Hunt 🏹 -> I have a thing for man wearing hats okay-

Epel Felmier 🍎 -> Aaaaaaa- I like how he’s actually manly while looking lovely on the surface-

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Idia Shroud 🎮 -> I need characters like him, his energy is ironically refreshing,,,,

Ortho Shroud 🤖 -> He has true baby energy,,,, 🥺

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Malleus Draconia 🐉 -> He kinda gives me himbo vibes once in a while- at the same time clever- Yet, I love him sm at the first glance-

Lilia Vanrouge 🦇 -> Excuse me, he kinda gives me the Venti vibes by how he’s misunderstood as a child rather than an old man-(even some portion of his personality, mysterious and mischievous-)

Silver 🗡-> Like Kalim, I’m questioning why this individual like him is at NRC instead of RSA- he looks like he’s made to be a prince or a knight in shiny armor hdhdhhdhd-

Sebek Zigbolt 🐊-> If he ever becomes my classmate irl, I’m sadly won’t be able to tolerate with him yelling my ear off,,, It’s the truth, but I love him as well- 😔🥺

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Random TWST Characters playing Genshin Impact Brainrot Thoughts

First years with Robotics Engineer! MC {platonic}

First Years with Motherly! MC {platonic}

Animal Crossing with some of my fav characters-

The Leech Twins & Idia with S/O whose hair shows their emotions as they’re facially expressionless(unless feeling very EXTREME emotions)

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