#like damn i started laughing with him

[buttfrovski]

kyles laugh in this episode is so funny

#like damn i started laughing with him #like not laughing at the show cuz it's funny but laughing at the sweet sweet vengeance #south park #kyle broflovski

[hg-aneh]

Can you please not tag your anti-aziraphale art as aziracrow? It's your blog to post what you want, but it would be nice not to see hate in the tag

it's not anti Aziraphale what the fuck wkbgnfh

sorry I'm being rude but wngnmebbemlvemvg

#istg you dont see crowley fans say stuff like this #they laugh at his trauma and dont give a damn #all the Fall jokes wkbdnnfnng #i cant man i cant #i know youre sensitive bc people genuinely started hating the angel after the s2 finale but #lemme assure you i dont hate him #im mad at him and will joke about it but i dont hate him anfbwnng #sorry again #this is the second time this week #genuinely considering not interacting w the fandom again bc of this #its so annoying #lord forbid crowley stops being the butt of the joke for one second

[youngyoo-apologist]

I really like to make fun of Cale for learning life changing information on accident. He’s always like “how did this happen, who could have done something that lead to this?”

Brother, you did!

#he makes me want to cough up blood sometimes #this damn hypocrite #also #how is he so smart and so obvlious at the same time #this freaking guy 😭😭😭 #he makes me angry sometimes #I love him dearly #no because I’ll be re reading TCF and I start laughing out loud when I see something that will show up later #and Cale is like ‘lol I will be free of this soon and get my slacker life’ #GIVE UP NOW #GIVE UP #It’s so funny to me how like CJS and LSH were like ‘we gotta watch him so his dumbass doesn’t get into trouble’ #Cale when he realizes the only person preventing him from a slacker life is himself #lcf #tcf #rambling

[kelin-is-writing]

so i was bored at work once again which means more dabi thoughts than usual have accumulated xD

this time i thought about what would happen if you were to find dabi adding new staples to his already impressive collection :')

he never wanted you to see him do it since he was already ashamed enough that you had to see the little metal pieces holding him together on a daily basis.

so he always took care of adding new ones when you were either not at home or asleep. but this time you walked in on him while he sat in the shower with blood slowly streaming down his arms.

you had noticed that the burns there were slowly spreading but seeing him like this broke your heart. he looked so vulnerable in that moment and the guilty look on his face only made it worse.

he had expected you to be disgusted by the sight or to simply leave the bathroom again but instead you offered to help him so he wouldn't have to twist his arms to reach the back of his shoulders.

he didn't say anything the entire time even during the shower you took together after you were done to get the blood off of him and also when you helped him gently dry his back so you wouldn't pull on the new staples.

when you went to bed afterwards and you cuddled up to him you almost missed the quiet "i love you" - the first one he's ever said out loud to you.

- 🥛

PLEASE—

it would really mean the world to dabi if you help him out with all his medication/re-stapling process like– it gives him this sense of reassurance and relief, especially since he has always thought you would be disgusted only at the thought of touching him when he’s in that state, but in the moment the villain sees you not only helping him with his staples but also look his way with so much genuine worry mixed with love... he just can’t help falling for you more than he already has, no matter what you did you always shine so brightly in his eyes and make his insides a fluttering mess every single time.

you were taking off his loosened staples, to replace them with new ones, while disinfecting the holes with a worried frown and a small pout; dabi sees your expression and snorts “you’ve been doing this for a while now, so what’s that face my beautiful princess?”, you inhales sharply from your nose and swat him on the arm, getting a little whine from the boy who looked at you confused, eyes wide blinking furiously and mouth open in a curious grimace “no matter how many times i do this... the worry just doesn’t want to go away...”, was your answered as your upset expression changed into a worried and sad one, eyes slowly becoming teary as seconds went by, lower lip trembling “i can’t bear to see you hurt or in pain...”, you finished, voice cracking at the end as tears started to blurry your view and cascade long your cheeks. dabi felt a little pang of happiness inside his chest at knowing that he was this important to you, that though didn’t stop him from freaking out at seeing you cry so copiously “hey... hey love... hey, look at me, eyes on me baby...”, he whispered with a gentle tone that for a second he thought wasn’t his; when your eyes fixed on him with such a tenderness inside of them, the villain felt his heart start hammer hard inside his chest, you were too endearing and lovely for your own good seriously “seeing you cry hurts way more than getting all sewed up. that’s why don’t cry please, hm?”, that soft bittersweet expression dabi was making in that moment was totally new to you, but it made your heart feel like it was hanging over the black hole, it was pure anguish just like how seeing him like that felt to you since when he choosed to finally open up about his past.

you want this man to be happy so bad.

sniffling you nodded while resting an hand over his and leaning onto his warm comforting palm with a small peaceful smile on your lips, a smile that made his heart flutter and lips curl up in a pout as his cheeks turned a faint tint of pink; he was stunned once again by your beauty, you truly made him feel like a teenager.

dabi leaned toward you pressing his lips against yours in a kiss that took you aback for a second because... from it you could feel all the love, care and how important you are for him, it was so passionate only with a simple lips lock.

when he pulled away, the raven-haired boy moved a strand of your hair behind your ear before smirking, satisfied by your stunned expression “thank you for everything you do for me princess, i’m so fucking glad i’ve met you.”, at those words more tears started spilling from your eyes “you’re such a jerk! i just had stopped crying!”, you whined while pushing him slightly, which had dabi cackle, a genuine full teethes smile on his face “sorry baby, sorry. you’re just so damn cute i swear to god!”, he kept apologising while wrapping his arms around your shoulders, squishing you hard against his big warm chest “stop messing with me!”, this time a deep amused laugh vibrated through his chest and your ear, making your heart do a whole backflip from how much you adored it. he let out a long relieved sigh while looking in front of himself with a tender gaze and content smile on his lips, cheek resting on your head “i love you so fucking much y/n...”, you felt like crying again and dabi knew that, in fact his smiled widened, endeared “i love you so fucking much too...”, you cried out hugging him back and burying your face onto his chest, starting to cry silently while sobbing from time to time, making your boyfriend cackle once more and get in response “ow!” a smack on the back.

#kelin responds #answered #🥛 #bnha fluff #mha fluff #dabi fluff #touya todoroki fluff #bnha angst #mha angst #dabi angst #touya todoroki angst #PLEASE THE WAY I WOULD 100% BE LIKE THIS BECAUSE I'M SUCH A DRAMATIC BITCH LMFAO #i'm also a clown which is why i wouldn't be surprised if even dabi started laughing at me sdjksjdksjdkdjksdjk #HE WOULD HAVE LOTS OF FUN WITH ME THOUGH AND I WOULD LOVE HIM WITH ALL MY BEING LIKE— #guys... he deserves so much love appreciation and kindness... i wanna wrap him in a blanket and start pat his head so damn bad... #i need dabi to be happy 😭

[pinkyjulien]

.

#NOT TO BE NSFT ON MAIN #But I'm going through it... and by it I mean well... the horn knee #but like. lots of Thoughs about- HFH how Valentin is probably the first trans guy for Mitch #not that its rare by 2077 but because I HC him as demisexual #his first time was late-ish compared to his friends - he didnt had a lot of lovers - then there was Scorpion #who was more of a brother than a boyfriend but I DO HC THAT THEY ROLLED IN THE HAY Alright #But back to the thingy-- He's probably not experienced when it comes to Well Tdicks right #Mitch start to develop feelings for Val too the whole vets group start to notice it hardcore #cause these two gonkasses arent exactly subtle - they're just blind #and so one night while the vets are chillin drinkin the usual #subject comes up like eyy hows it going with V you gonna rizz him up or what #Mitch going PFFF idk what yall talkin about but he's red and suddenly don't know what to do with his hands #conversation goes and he's all like awkward cause Well Duh #Boys take showers together so everyone knows Val isnt Cis- there's others trans folks in the camp too its nothing unusual just an info #and get this... what if. its Butch Grease Queen Carol who gives him tips on how to get his boy all rilled up #while drunk ofc - Mitch wishin he could disapear from the discussion cause it's just too much but lowkey taking notes HKGJDKZKG #while some other vet goes on about how good it feels in there tm and all-- YNOW WARM N WET AND ALL #Mitch just nervously laugh and thanks them for the advices tm even if nothing will ever happen and just change the subject #he def jerk off in his tent tho cause he can't keep the vision out mH. hhhHHFHHF 👁👁 #and he'd be like damn here I go doin it over a friend again and feels guilty next time he sees Val #(val def does it too in his northern appartment #idk where im going with this don't mind me JHGJ #sex is such an insignificant part of their love - its present and they explore all type of stuff together #but its not something that would ever be source of problem or doubts if that makes any sense #while simultaneously being important - cause Mitch was Val first time - and in a way Val was Mitchs first too #and his boy sure does feel nice /)UwU(\ weeeee #tbd

[skeletalheartattack]

just give him some time to come to terms with it. he'll be alright.

[Referencing this post]

#ruce #my art #my characters #i have been thinking about this comic for so long ever since i saw this suppermariobroth post #also bear with me when it comes to drawing Ruce. i havent drawn him outside of my initial ref sheet... ough my boy... #i was originally going to draw this with Boe in mind. but i thought Ruce would make more sense. #being a gator and all. #once i got done drawing his computer i started laughing really hard #like i was almost tempted to not add in the mouse. #ruce my boy. that things straight up prehistoric. #only got one speaker on that damn thing. #also yes the joke is that he's so dedicated he owns a replica of k rools ship #and everything inside #i originally wanted to draw the ship from DKC1 but its barely clear enough to replicate #so i chose DKC2's with the cartoons flag emblem #im sorry if anythings a bit hard to see or read. atleast i apologize based off the preview of the images on my phone #i had fun atleast :) extremely stupid comic. positive. #its nice to have drawn Ruce for once. even if i struggle to draw him. #anyway i hope you think this is as funny as i did when i was making it :)

[leon-on-the-froggy-chair]

funniest shit ever is talking to my therapist about astarion, luis, and cheryl mason and him looking at me with the "i know what you are" stare

#him going “i see why you fixate on these characters” with that smile that means someone's holding back a laugh LMAO #love him he's queer and trans lmao and hears abt my issues so its funny #dude started drawing connections i didnt even realize and im like DAMN

[non-un-topo]

This is your permission to take advantage of some ridiculously harsh sunlight for the specific purpose of posting low-quality cringe

#my mask is on because i'm not about to post my whole face lol. but somehow the mask makes it more cringe #i need one of those little white coifs asdfgdsgdh #anyway say hello to my friend. got him for myself as a birthday present in the summer <33 he does have a name but it's too embarrassing #i can't tell if these pictures are giving me gender euphoria or making me feel even smaller #though i did see a dude on the subway yesterday who was my exact height so that felt good #i might delete this but at least i found an opportunity to wear my green hoodie shirt #it's going to be part of my robin hood costume for halloween if i ever finish it #maybe the sword also. but likely my other sword which is smaller. #if teenagers on tiktok can post thirst traps and not be embarrassed then i can pose with my sword damn it #like you know when you see sun streaks and just turn into a golden retriever?? ye. #i've got this one friend who's convinced i have 'the tism' and if they see this they're gonna go wild sdfgfdsfdgh (because special interest #like every time we go out there's a point when i start going off about the middle ages or something and they just laugh (affectionately) #it's not my fault my dad let me watch monty python and the holy grail at age 7 and bought me knight costumes

[collegeoflore]

Boy Do They.

#lore dump in the tags of a random screenshot post time again LOL #technically xar didn’t Rly know him - i imagine gort kept his distance intentionally bc if not they may have figured him out #but they were certainly Very Aware of each other bc they ran in. more or less the same circles #they are Both ‘counsellors’ in their own way xar is just u know. a little more discreet #so when karlach mentions He was her boss xarrai is like. damn rly that guy? bc idk that they give him much thought aside from like #hey we r playing the same game :) cool :) as long as u don’t get in my way idc #but then to hear he’s a ‘lord’ now? #idk if they laugh bc it sounds ridiculous or if alarm bells start ringing in their head. maybe both #i do think they’ve had exactly One conversation at a party like. 8 years ago #but that’s probably it #漫言 #oc. xarrai #z plays bg3

[cosmic-walkers]

what the hell, was the relationship between henry and thomas in the tudors?? they are a trainwreck in the making T-T

#for one they are both idiots in the tudors and that's amusing #this is the most unserious thomas and henry relationship ever #idk where to start?? the seductive whispering in thomas's ear #or whacking him with papers or holding him against the wall to tell him simple things #what??? #and any time henry looks at thomas he looks like he wants to burst into tears #why does he do that?? why does he hold that expression #like these two are ridlcous #like sometimes all you can do is laugh #it's just oddly amusing #i know they are TIRED of looking at each other #this henry is a menace #and actually this thomas is also a menace #they are both demonic so this is what makes their relationship so damn amusing #the tudors #thomas cromwell #henry vii #YOU KNOW THE funny thing is that in the tudors #there is so much potential shipping content for these two and i just don't ship them like i do in wolf hall and i don't know why #well okay i do know why #like i said it's lowkey unserious T-T #i think that i like the complexity in their relationship in wolf hall #but if i wanna laugh #then the tudors is it #rewatching the tudors again and just realizing whatever this was #thomas in the tudors is also not very bright #and neither is henry

[piplupod]

mother: "theres this great job where you'd be on-call to come in!"

me: "ahhh i don't really want to be on-call, that would stress me out a lot because I'd always be on edge,,"

mother: "no you wouldn't, you could make it your thing!"

me: "...my thing?"

mother: "being on call! it'd be great! :)"

me: "i would probably be crying like... a lot ahaha. because I would always be on edge never knowing when to expect having to go into work, yknow?"

mother: "nooo, you could just make it a thing!"

me: "sorry, what do you mean by thing?"

AND I NEVER FOUND OUT !!

#i feel very ill fdsjkl tonight was ... not good #not the worst definitely not the worst #just. a lot of diet talk and making fun of other ppl that she expected us to all laugh at (and we did. idk if they found it funny.) #and brother labelling some influencer having rape charges against him just ''internet drama'' #number one: i dont want to hear about that. number two: that is not just ''drama'' that is like. serious. what the fuck is wrong w youuuu #my mother will say that all the food i eat is very bad for me and do that while knowing full well i struggle to eat Anything #and say that simply Adding things to the diet is pointless bc ur poisoning urself still! u have to Take Out things! i cant fucking do that! #im still baffled that two years ago when i tried to go to them for help when i was almost fainting from not eating they just shrugged at me #''okay? why are u telling us this?'' BECAUSE YOU ARE MY PARENTS. AND I AM TRYING TO GET HELP. #i should've known better than to try tbh but like. its so hard to completely let go of every sliver of hope that they'll... be kind #like me saying i was feeling suicidal a few yrs ago just garnered a ''oh don't start this again. we're not doing this again.'' #and me admitting my own damn self to the psych ward just had her telling me ''i dont think you actually needed to go :/'' #mother dearest if it werent for the other fuckers in the brain (caused by you abusing me) then i would've been dead several times over #i am so fucking tired i am so sick of these ppl it is so incredibly painful and terrifying that this is supposed to be my family #this is the one support system i get in life. and it is no support system at all. i am fucked !! i am so unbelievably fucked!!! #i know other ppl make it thru but they are much stronger than me. i am lacking something that they all have lmao. i am cowardly and weak!!! #i have been trying so fucking hard to figure out how to like. make this work. how to survive in this society and its just. impossible #i think we're back to the clock ticking down as my bank account runs out #i cannot be employed and ppl keep telling me disability won't accept me so i am just. unanimously fucked over i suppose #i have two years !! two years until i run out of money!!! thats a lot of time!! to make all the art i want to make!! #i will make this work for these two years i will cope and make my art and disconnect and daydream through the intolerable parts #i will make these two years so good sdfjkl im gonna make it to the end of them #sorry this is all coming flooding out fsjdkl i've just tried so hard to be like. positive abt things and laugh abt things and be okay #im tired of trying to make it okay fdsjkl i am wallowing tonight i guess. boohoo poor little me fdsjkl i'll probably get over it soon #just need to like. let a little of the pressure leak out so i don't completely crack and do smth stupid #it will be okay !!! or as okay as it can be !!! this will be blocked out by tomorrow morning probably!! #or it'll have to be LMAO i have my silly old lady yarn group tomorrow and i need to be Normal for that #suicide tw #abuse tw #ed tw

[ohmybitna]

what kind of disgusting men does gmmtv hire????? i feel sick lately listening to some of them talk and since everyone is friends with each other i doubt most of them have different views by the way they laugh at those sick comments their coworkers/friends make. makes it REALLY difficult to enjoy the shows gmm puts out

#do they not get media training #like i'm glad they're exposing themselves so i know to not support them #but damn some of the sh*t they say is vile #sexism ped*philia homophobia transphobia racism colorism bullying cheating etc like there's someone new every week #you name it they got it #and it's not just men but most of it are #don't even get me started on the r*pe jokes i feel sick #gmmtv #and i barely see it talked about on tumblr #not a SINGLE post about prom's p*do comments or the r*pe jokes towards first #i've seen maybe 1 or 2 posts about ohm's bully past and him being a homophobe #same with nanon being proud of cheating #the disgusting transphobic comments towards jennie and godji from multiple gmm actors and actresses #like i gotta say except for 2 or 3 people in this company they all disgust me #and i really don't wanna support any of the actors in this company anymore #because they're ALL vlose and friends with each other #and if they talk and giggle about these things on camera #i don't wanna know what they're laughing about when the camera is off #anyway those are my 2 cents on all of this #i don't think i can watch gmm shows anymore

[dutybcrne]

Smth smth, Khaenriahns having similar thing to the Ackermans in AoT

#//The whole 'power that can be Awakened in times of duress' #//Exhibiting increased physical abilities; gaining the combined power of Khaenri'ahns before them via some connection to them #//I like it v much #☆ ┆ ( .ooc. ); #//Also v much like the Ackerman Protectiveness™ being PART of it. It wasn't inherently in the og; I know; but IMAGINE #//In addition to getting that Awakened Power; it also lets Khaenri'ahns form a sorta Warrior's Bond w the one fighting w them in the moment #//So the trigger for it would not only be survival; but also a sense of Protectiveness over sb. Not necessarily romantic or anything #//Just a strong feeling of attachment & fealty to the one would TRUST with your very life; reflexively as breathing. Who'd do so in return #//Which would make me both laugh and cry if you consider Diluc & Kaeya #//Just #//Lil bby Kae activating the bloodline instinct during an outing gone South; & having a Crisis bc Luc's not Khaenri'ahn #//Does it even MEAN anything? Will HIS instincts go haywire bc Luc's not Khaenri'ahn? Are the gods gonna PUNISH him for it? #//For imprinting on a Teyvat-born; gods-blessed mortal? Or worse; in doing so; would Luc be damned in the process too? #//Meanwhile bby Luc the INSTANT of their oath to be sworn brothers was just. Already Like That. No Khaenri'ahn bloodline influence #//Heck; mans dramatic ass was prolly Ride or Die; from the START; then with that he had MORE incentive. The perfect fit to complement it #//Close to mutual enough until The Confrontation; then Kae's left reeling. There was nothing to sever on Luc's part; but it still Hurt Kae #//It's in his BLOOD to care abt & protect him. Prolly drive Kae mad when Luc went off to Snezhnaya & went through Hell; knowing he Caused i #//STILL resolved to help & support Luc; as per the inherent purpose of the bond; even if Luc won't want him to. What else can he do? #//The pain of Luc keeping him at arms length & aftermath of the betrayal is Nothing compared to what Kae'll feel if Luc dies; he figures #//And in Different Case; imagine Dain & Halfdan. A bond formed in the most Dire of times for Khaenri'ahns; them already having been close #//Maybe love already having budded b/w them. Only for an extreme life or death to spark it further; as their bond was Sealed #//Imagine if the mutual bond also let them sense each other's emotions; perhaps not ENTIRELY; but Just Enough to tell if they need help #//So if the other needs them; they can Tell right away. To be spurred to action and rush to their side in times of need #//With that; them Immediately sensing the difference as of That Day. The JOY in realizing the very mutual feelings they had in additon #//Feeling each other's love seeping through their bond; fond little bursts & flares felt whenever they think of each other; when they smile #//Warm feelings shared; even when they were apart. ESP then. Them hurrying to the other's side when they sense a dip or cold feeling #//Imagine how it would feel when Dan died; Dain's reeling from his own anguish & Dan's pain; Dan's grief in leaving him like this #//& the Emptiness Dain would feel; as bond b/w them would Shatter as Dan draws his final breath. A part of his heart & soul carved out #//Lmao; this all happened bc I was like 'Ey what if Khaenri'ahns were just Built Different' #//I do like this concept; gonna file it away for later

[chqnified]

I need my own documentary. I'm so fucking entertaining. And not even on purpose.

#I'd piss myself laughing. #my life is literally telling people not to trip over chairs whilst I'm tripping over one myself #and that's not even a metaphor or anything #that's my life. and EVERYTHING i do is like that #i'm still not over setting security alarms off at 7am opening the office #being called insane for taking myself on a trip at 4am to get to work for no reading other than i thought it'd be fun #walking into a TV trying to lead a first day trainee to reception #missing my bus stop. and having to power walk into work #not realising for the first 2 weeks i was supposed to start at 9am not 9:30am.... #list is endless. I'm probably forgetting some key moments of my character development #i know for a fact there is a certain few who hate the rest of us for being so silly (mainly Avi) #Charlie found it beyond hilarious. to be honest he kind of was triggered to front when it happened which was cool #because we left him to work for the rest of the day. and he's damn good at the job. had over half done of a job in 7h ish despite it #being budgeted for 20h. #we got some over time in too. worked a 10h shift today. not even tired.

[hella1975]

WHY ARE YOU MESSAGING ME NOW OF ALL TIMES 🤺🤺 BACK 🤺 BACK I SAY 🤺🤺🤺

#not the childhood best friend popping up it’s as if he knows my mental health is fucked when I’m home #he said yes now is a great time to reach out actually #and he’s right too! i know damn well I’m gonna respond! #basically <- typed that word and burst out laughing bc idk how to even START explaining this mf to you guys #basicallyyyy me and him were in the same form at secondary so EVERY DAY we saw each other and in year 8 we dated #for a good while actually but tbh my mental health was FUCKED all caps FUCKED in year 8 like there was nothing special about it #it's just i reckon it was the first proper depressive episode i had and being so young i didnt know yet how to handle it #so i just spiralled and i did some really awful things and my home life really suffered for it and being me no one at school had a CLUE #so he was just like 'yes we are in love!' and i knew i didn't like him romantcially but i strung him along anyway #bc he genuinely was one of the few things keeping me above water at the time #which looking back i now know was a bad thing to do and i should have called it off sooner but like #his friendship was EVERYTHING to me at the time bc he was like really. adoring? he was really really infatuated with me #and at a time when i was convinced i was a monster it was just. i cannot explain how much he kept me sane #though he was obvs OBLIVIOUS to all that and when i finally got Mentally Healthy again i obvs broke up with him bc it was the right #thing to do and he was DEVASTATED like this man was vaguing about me on sc and refused to talk to me for MONTHS #but eventually we became friends again and at a time when i was changing friendship groups every YEAR if that he was just #a really consistant point in my life and i loved him a lot. BUT he always went for really batshit girlfriends and they always HATED me #no matter how nice i was to them and he'd always break up with them and crawl back to me and we argued like cat and dog like #he's the only friend ive ever had where we argued ALL THE TIME and he still liked me enough to come back #i genuinely thought the world of him despite everything we just have sooo much history #AND NOW HE'S MESSAGING ME???? god im not your strongest soldier

[non-un-topo]

See I would try to socially transition for a few years first, except no one refers to me as he/they

#ignore me i'm journaling in another tab lol #when you look like me and say you go by all pronouns it's always “she” lol. sometimes the rare “they” #and the one that always makes me laugh: 'her pronouns are they/them'. like thanks mate very helpful #and i do go by all pronouns so it's all good! i just wonder if i should try these two out exclusively for a while #i say this as if i didn't do this a few years ago. ......shut up. #i'll say that the last time i went out with pals and my partner i asked them to refer to me as he/him for the night and it didn't feel weir #but idk. i think it only sometimes feels weird because 1) it's so binary and 2) i clearly do not look like a cis guy so it's hard to pictur #i.................... think i HAVE been socially transitioning for three years. damn it. #i wish pronouns just didn't exist lol. it's too hard to decide #and every time i get excited about transition and ALMOST decide to do it i suddenly remember aaaaaall my partner's family members exist. #mostly their SIL's family. very very big and traditional. that wedding this summer was dysphoria HELL. absolute hell. #i understand why people start hrt without telling anyone. my god it's so much easier and no one can try to convince you not to do it.