#like it'd gonna be crazy

[mercurialshigh]

im so excited to see how gracie does with a whole stadium

#correct me if im wrong but i dont think she's even done arenas yet? #so it's a giant leap from the small venues she's used to #but just imagine an entire stadium of people screaming the 21 SORRY back at her #like it'd gonna be crazy #gracie #a*

[snootlestheangel]

Snootles Rant: Lonely AF edition

Snootles does not feel well (she's fine just being dramatic) and is going to rant about being down bad (like seriously being horny on main right now do not perceive me)

*slumps on the floor* I wanna be a housewife so bad

I don't wanna work, I just wanna stay home and crochet/knit and then make some food

And then get absolutely pinned by my beast of a husband

Is that too much to ask????

Is it too much to ask for a big burly man to absolutely ruin me in bed but then he's dedicating himself to me in other ways???

I just wanna live on my own, at least. Crochet a bunch of flowers and vines and shit and decorate my place with them. I want friends I can just surprise with little crochet hearts or flowers and take on dinner dates.

*my ill figure pushes an image towards you* *muttering* I just need to be under him

The photo in question:

Fuck I also love him

*holds these two pictures and cries more*

WHY MUST I BE CURSED?? I AM NOT PHYSICALLY WELL ENOUGH TO HANDLE THIS BEAUTY AT THIS HOUR

*it's late I should really go to bed*

Instead I shall complain more because as hard as I've tried to stay horny off main, I am unfortunately a weak-willed woman

And I am a simple woman with simple needs.

And those needs are currently to get fucking decimated by one of the above men. Fuck it, if not both

#god the things i'd let Captain Price do to me #I just wanna *sniper shot* #It'd be better if I didn't finish that sentence let's be honest #they can destroy me but i'm okay with that #Captain John Price and Sgt Kyle Garrick live in my head rent free #fucking thinking of Gaz whispering “good girl” in my ear and I am deceased #Price saying “That's my girl” at literally anything I do and I am immediately weak #EVERYDAY I WAKE UP AND THINK ABOUT HIM *pictures of Gaz and Price* #*cries harder* #the way I need either one of these men is just shameful #Honestly for me though y'all do you #But like now I'm having Gaz feelings #am I going to bed? No #I'm gonna consume all the Gaz x f!reader stuff I can #and hit the Price x f!reader smut again #I hope nobody's reading these #But if you are lemme know #Lemme know how fucking crazy I am and how proud you are of me for finally getting this off my chest #kyle gaz garrick #captain john price #snootles rants

[solradguy]

Speaking of doing violent actions on wakeup, tomorrow I get to wake up at shithell o'clock because I'm finally going to get tested for ADHD 🎉🎉🎉

Well, it's the first test of a few, probably, but eventually it'll lead to something

#textpost #It'd be grand if I could just tell the doc I can hear colors and that I clamped on to Guilty Gear like a rabid dog & that'd be enough lmfao #But it's gonna be a long tedious thing. At least my insurance covers it #What would be the ultimate best end result for this is if I told her I sleep like crap unless I eat half a weed gummy before bed #and she was like 'yo here's a weed card go crazy go stupid go sleep like a baby kitten' #Because these damn things are expensive!! but I've been sleeping sooooooo good since I started taking one before bed #EVEN IF I STILL STAY UP LATE POSTING ABOUT FRIGGIN JACK-O' LMFAO

[monty-glasses-roxy]

I thought of this before in passing but it's really just hit me that oh my god if any of the current animatronics knew Foxy well enough before everything that happened, and Roxy didn't know about that stuff, then a good chunk of them would have been lying to Roxy by omission this entire fucking time

#you can't really blame them #but roxy certainly can and would #only applicable if they spent enough time with him to know what was going on #just. oh my god she'd be fucking furious #chica is completely exempt from this as she never met him #she's not much older than roxy after all. she never had a chance to know this stuff #but oh my god I've had monty be his friend for a while now and never realised this #if roxy doesn't know then he's lied by omission this whole time #so has freddy and possibly sunny and/or moon #maybe even bonnie too like fucking hell #I'm gonna say DJ didn't know the whole story despite knowing him #just oh my god??? i didn't realise I'd set it up like this??? #it's only just sunk in... like damn... I'm so sorry i did this to you roxy I didn't even mean to this time #oh my goddddddd what is. i just. roxy... they didn't tell her???? this whole time??? #maybe they thought it'd be better this way or it was too painful and they were waiting for her to ask about it #cause she clearly didn't wanna know beforehand!!! i dunno man this is. wow. crazy #fucking WILD

[arashi-no-saxlphone]

All right I'm gonna throw it out there cause I'm thinkin about it

Now, it's MOST LIKELY a little strive redesign for Slayer but hear me out: Big popped collar, the hair seems... different? Shorter? A little spiky? Almost like a younger Slayer

Slayer and Sharon's kid. Just imagine the funny antics they could get up to by getting included in the Sin/Elphelt/Ram group. I'm opening my third eye on this one.

#sairambles #guilty gear #ggst #slayer #I'm gonna be fucking stoked either way cause I LOVE Slayer #but it'd be crazy cool for them to just drop a new character on us like that

[kisara-kaiba]

I can so imagine Kisara as the really nice drunk girl comforting someone in a ladies' bathroom at the club, a little chaotic and emotional and overempathic but also so so genuinely kind and caring and invested in making this random, sad stranger feel better and know that they're worth better than whatever/whoever has upset them

#i feel like it'd be fun for me to write her getting a little drunk and crazy so i'm gonna try to do that in some future fic #yugioh #yugioh dm #kisara #ygo #my posts

[revvywevvy]

looks @ my mutuals

looks @ my modern au

......... one of us! one of us! one of us! one of us!!

#cell screams #//'us' I say as if im not the only person involved in this au rn LOL #//ever since I mentioned the idea of my girlfriend making an insert for the au my brains buzzing bc having my frens there too. #//and their f/os as well would be. so fun #//esp @ my soulca mutuals *staring directly at 2 specific mutuals u know who u are. u & ur f/os would prolly look SOOOO good in a modern au #//just. imagine it at least. esp since one of those said f/os is also in te/kk/en which is. basically just the modern au. #//oh but this is also directed at all my other mutuals too teehee #//slow turn. staring directly @ my other mutual beloveds. pls. #//like ik im tired as hell and was literally doing the nod earlier too and should be asleep but I cant help it!!!!!! #//im imagining my beloved moots and their f/os in the au!!! it'd be so fun having us all there like ooo what would everyones motivations be #//what would they do would they be casual bystanders? would they be in on the hunt for the ancient swords whether for good or evil?? #//would they be somewhere in the middle? or in their own separate area just doing their own thing???? the possibilities r endless #//modern f/os medieval f/os f/os from any time period im imagining it so much #// f/os from any fandom idc!!!!! im imagining my moots and their f/os and wondering what they'd be like in this au so much im gonna. #//explodes #//ive had a very long habit of imagining literally any character and what theyd be like in a fighting game if they arent already in one. #//this au is fueling my bullshit so much LOOL #//i should. probably try and sleep soon since im def nodding off a little. but daydream world has me goin crazy

[donuts4evry1]

I'm so mad I searched up "Box Jellyfish Plushie" AND ALL GOOGLE SHOWED ME WERE HYDROZOANS AND SEA NETTLES IM SO PISSED OFF

#Gonna see if I can make a box jelly plush while I'm in Canada for the holidays #I love jellyfish #I do not love the options the market gives us #I would get a sea nettle plush but I'd want one that is... More similar to a real life one #Maybe I'll make myself a Chrysaora achylos who knows #I should probably post a pattern to make your own moon jellyfish actually #It's not that difficult to make with a piece of printer paper #mun rambles #jellyfish #Please tell me I'm not the only market for actual jellyfish stuff #It's like looking up ''tiger plush'' and all you see are domestic kitty plushies #It'd drive you crazy too right?? #Anyways #I'll shut up now haha #Mun rambles

[krysmcscience]

@crinklytinfoil Ask and ye shall receive ;)

What do you mean this isn't what happened

Not pictured: White shoving his entire spooky ghost self into Brown's suit because How Dare anyone ignore him

That being said, WHITE'S BACK WHITE'S BACK WHITE'S BACK, I shoulda known this fucker wouldn't stay gone for long!!! White, my guy, you died like SIX YEARS AGO, have you been haunting Brown this WHOLE TIME??? I'd say get a life but I wouldn't want to give you any ideas - no, NO, I don't CARE if possession is nine-tenths of the law, that isn't what that even MEANS D:<

In other news, I am 100% convinced White has been perving on Brown by watching him whenever he gets it on, but is really bored and annoyed at how Brown always tops now, so every time it happens, White just keeps yelling dumb shit from his Boring Ghost Limbo like 'put a fukken dick up your ass already! >:['

Brown and Co. in upcoming chapters, probably:

I don't know how they think those knives are gonna help. Guys. Guys. He's already DEAD. What are you doing

the amazing alien ghost cube is so amazing that it can be whatever size is most convenient for the joke to work

Got one more doodle incoming soonish (plus a five page comic uhhhh In Time - look, it's a big project, okay???), but in the meantime, I actually have been working on my own original stuff, too, I promise. See, I have this doodle of Shio sans headcovering here and- why is it under a read-more? ...No reason :]

Aren't they beautiful? :3c

Fun fact, Shio doesn't even have to look like that, they could literally shear off the fucked up bits and spend a few months regrowing it, but NO. They just- choose to be horrifying. (It is very useful for scaring the bejeezus out of unsuspecting humans, after all...)

I don't know how to end this post BYE

#art #fanart #among us #breach #original characters #tune in next time when i simplify the spacesuits again to the point they return to their beany roots #maybe i'll even go hog wild and draw them as actual amogus beans #hahaha just kidding that would be crazy #...unLESS #yeah but no i'm not gonna do that XD #white is a shithead but i love to hate him :) #is. is it bad that i kinda want some kinda paranormal hanky-panky to happen??? #like yeah brown's been through enough and i want him to get better and be happy #and white doesn't deserve even a SCRAP of attention at this point #but like #it'd be hot tho OnO;;; #regarding the decals on green's butt - i made a dumb joke about taking flavor labels off of stuff to wear it at some point #and i thought it would be funny if green was just like 'oh this sandwich is spicy? not anymore - that sticker's for my BUTT now :)' #and then he just kept doing it i guess #maybe it was funnier in my head XD;;; #the problem with being an artist is that you can make characters do any dang thing that your brain can put to paper #sorry did i say problem? #cuz it actually ROCKS

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

REALEASE THE DORM EXPLORATION VIDEO FOR P3RE ATLUS! LET ME DOWN ONE MORE TIME!😤😤😤😤

#silly talks #me: *counting the number of doors on each floor cause i am not well* #I'll start posting again soon (outside my queue) #in the middle of getting used to a new routine TT0TT (aka waking up at 5 am ;w;) #(it's hell cause i go to bed at like midnight and i can't fall asleep right away) #and apparently my 2nd/part time job is working on a skeleton crew so.....gonna have to balance that in my new routine too TT0TT #i don't think i'll be mentally prepared when I see the doors are aligned like P3P rather than vanilla/fes #imma bsod if that happens i wont be able to process anythign akdsjlsjfa #dont give me hope like that no no no~! don't give me hope like that no no no~! #lol what if Atlus states that there's a special basement we can't get into too? haha that'd be so crazy it'd be very Met-....a ver meta #haha what if there's a rumor that the basement only opens at the end of march that'd be crazy right? #(the slow descent of Silly's madness frontstage for the world to see ajklfdjsaf) #(this isn't me holding out for hope.....I'm just listing some things atlus can do to break me TT0TT)

[earl-grey-love]

*ahem* forgive me for the indulgence but I saw two women do this thing where one lights the end of their cigarette with the others, while the cigs are in their mouth, and that sparked me to imagine Roy doing that with me 😳

As in he leans in to do that. I'd die I think 😳

#this was in public #I went to see the new puss in boots movie and I have a whole host of thoughts about that too #gotta be the best movie I've seen in years #truly a treat in every way #but then I saw this after #I dont smoke personally but my si does #this is from an ancient plot point Ive had for the ship since like 2017 that never went out of fashion #the reason is no longer relevant but *shrugs* its so ingrained in the ship now that it'd be a crime to remove it #alas I'm still crazy about him #and Im gonna go self indulgently imagine this scenario about 500 different times until it cures my overstim from going outside #its loud out there and theres so many colours 😵 #ship: royale #cw smoking #tw smoking #sunny speaks

[calliopechild]

self-destructive behavior: this millennial is scrolling through homes for sale on zillow

#listen it's out of my reach until the market calms tf down i KNOW that #but i'm trying to find my own place and sweet fuck rental prices are batshit #and it'd probably be cheaper to buy according to my tax guy #so this is partly logical behavior! #but it's largely just me getting depressed bc i keep finding houses that are great but also fucking...$350k+ #i'm just looking for a 2 bed/2 bath with a decent kitchen; a garage; and maybe something crazy like storage space #that's IT #it's gonna be me and a(n eventual) dog ffs; i'm not asking for a 5k-square-foot mansion #i joke a lot in tags about giving up various organs for things but fuck if that doesn't look like a necessity for homeownership #bc how tf else am i gonna manage a big enough down payment to make monthly payments manageable?

[ringompreg]

what would lalo have done if margarethe had invited him in

Stood there staring at her until she asked him to leave anyway. Like this:🧍‍♂️👁 👁

#i mean my guess is it'd be like. the opposite of what happened in the show #she'd invite him in and he'd be like oh I'd love to but oh darn i have an early flight to catch (lyi #(lying) #his gay ass isnt gonna fuck her and he doesnt wanna kill her so #who knows w this crazy ass bitch though...

[dreamhot]

I'm sowwy I figured you might want the space to be insane

i can't believe my roommate hates me and wants me dead (real)

#no i get it like if it was just you it'd be one thing but . #trying to explain my insanity to ur bf was Enough like sorry i'm gonna be crazy today #smile.ask #vash tag

[onepiexe]

my god. yesterday was a day.

#logbook #we had a tornado watch. wind advisory from 6am to 6pm . . .but it lasted longer lol. #plus between storms overnight a bunch of trees came down and most of the city (widespread city) lost power. #we at work lost power. and we had a delivery come that took an hr and like another half to unload. i didnt even begin to finish checking it #and i ya know. panicked bc i hadnt eaten all day bc no power to heat up food and i was tired and exhausted and stressed. #and i instictively was like. does my sup need to know. and the other admin is like. no. #and im like. oh yeah. yall are just gonna have to count everything and tag it all instead. nad i wont get blamed if its wrong or whatever? #crazy. . .she tried to kindly lecture me on letting things go and i was like. maam. thx. but thats not why it was an instinct response to #all thw bad shit ive dealt with lmao. #im just glad i wont have to work the weekend. even with or without power and all the damage they wont close. have fun guys. #see whatever happens at this nursery is soooooo much better than all the shit ive dealt with at l*wes so like. .im stronger than them in #some regards it seems like LMAO #yeah im a lil embarrassed but also im like. actually no sorry im not going to apologize for panicking bc it'd be genuine anywhere else. #anyways power was out at the house. i didnt eat until like. 6pm augh. #god im so tired. .idk when power came back on but it is. #im alive. . .im so glad for my days off.