#like no bitch im not running if i die i die

[firestormee]

i need the entirety  of the cookie run community to hear me out about this

#baguette cookie #maple taffy cookie #cookierun #cookie run #cookie run ovenbreak #i would literally die for these two #they hit me like a truck while playing #and to say im obsessed is an understatement #baguette has resting bitch face but she enjoys listening #i promise #stormeart

[gatogotica]

malcolm bright is female-coded because nobody listens to him even though he’s right 99% of the time. also he is the parent to his younger sister and both his actual parents. hope this helps

#most of my pson posts are abt malcolm and his eldest daughter syndrome and idec I’ll keep talking about it until I die #that man is a single mother of 3 and 2 of his kids are his parents #the way I guffawed when jessica called malcolm to save her with her sister #I was like not you literally running to your son to be your parent im in tears #jessica: I never relied on a man to save us. unless the man is malcolm. in which case he can save me constantly #gil is the only bitch out here not relying on malcolm as a parent #but honestly he was asleep at the wheel in s2 like sir I need you to go check on your son he’s not doing well! #my post #prodigal son #malcolm bright #malcolm whitly #pson

[m0e-ru]

when youre mad at personafans you should play your ugliest copy of personafour on hand then you remember why youre here

#kommento #// the first one is basically how iznmi wouldve wanted all of us to play p4. AGREE 👍 #// bitches when theyre on windows11 or something #// 'boy you play like this?' i mean yeah #// actually no im sorry ps2 babygirl youre not ugly youre so beautiful and full of limited hardware technical charm #// and yukiko's normal the shadows dont attack normal people #// personafans should be in the tv world and they die immediately #// i die because i throw my glasses aside and run into the fog with open arms #// you havent seen me emulate on the ps3 of all places.i could do it on the fucking wii if i wanted to #// anyway i love playing the game so much shes so bad but not as bad as . fandom i think #// happy holidays guys i love you all

[pisces-gf]

driving got me feeling a Certain Way .

#i feel like im going insane like . #the number of ppl that just straight up have their whole ass phone right in front of their face is INSANE #like u know ur going to get someone killed right ?? RIGHT ????? #best case they’re causing unnecessary traffic which is also fucking infuriating like U CAN FUCKING WAIT TO SEND A TEXT. U CAN WAIT. #& it seems like running stop signs & red lights is becoming more regular like . #like . u know that’s gonna get YOU killed one day right???? ur gonna run a fucking stop & another idiot is also gonna run that same stop #& ur both hopefully going to die so therere less of you out here driving like fucjing assholes #i don’t fucking get it but ig there’s nothing to get bc they’re probably the stupidest pieces of shit ever & will never think they’re #in the wrong . #@everyone who does any or all of the above pls kill urself immediately i am so serious #while we’re on the topic they should put a brick wall at the end of lanes thatre about to end #if ur not going to fucking merge before the lane ends then ur not merging at all asshole #it’s ur responsibility to find a spot to merge in #it is not my job to make sure that the lil baby drivers have space to merge in a mile AFTER the fucking lane ends #don’t let me catch u out in the streets being a bitch bc i’m at my wits end .

[galacticslugs]

IM GOING TO KICK MY OWN ASS STOP BEING A TEAM PLAYER

#EVERYTIME!!!! i say im not going to worry about my team and level up my shit first i RUN towards them bc theyre being attacked #and then i DIE LIKE GIRL LITERALLY STOP!!!!? #i want one player mode back again its hard to ignore the health bars i guess ill always be a disgusting support main #no i want to be a bitch im being a bitch this round #this is about mhur tjfb

[toxooz]

me watching a mf explain to me that me being able to grow thickass black chin and neck hair better than most high school boys is just ‘’’unlucky genetics’’’ and its only more visible bc i have brown hair since apparently im just the direct descendant of the fucking bearded lady 

#despite it being one of the central reasons i even bothered to get to the bottom of this PCOS bullshit HAAA #im dead srs abt pcos literally just being the ordinary werewolf disease bc the hair?? the deep voice?? the inescapable fits of rage the we #ek before?? my fucked up canines are not helping my cause #like my brother in christ i just want to be able to go month to month without the raging desire to die and being extremely unreasonably a #ngry for 1 week i assure u im not being a drama queen over ''''being a hairy girl'''' this shit aint nATURAL #granted the rage is probably the Crazy Bitch Disease that clearly runs in my family but MORE THAN USUAL #anyway ig the good news is they gave me birth control so hopefully ill get better #if i get worse and start fighting online tell me to change my prescription💖 #but srsly im glad i finally got Something and it should help with the scary mindsets and hair allegedly #plus not being pregnant so 3 in 1 baybay!!!!! #anyway im going to try my damnedest to get this comic posted by friday so im gunna not answer asks atm to save time 🐺👌

[opens-up-4-nobody]

Listen. Probably my favorite thing about The Terror is that because the story is one planned out season, the arcs and parallel scenes are set up so cleanly and nicely that it echos.

#listen. i safely traveled the 1st leg of my vacation journey and now im gonna rant abt the terror a sec bc god #i just want to line up all the parallel scenes bc theyre so good in my brain. i love it so much. even my dumbass can see what theyre doing #i dont have a good media analysis brain. i was in and English class full of other stem kids in college who got shouted at for mineing books #like we were looking for data and not going for the meaning lol. but ive watched thr show so many times. so many times and yet reading the #scripts is even better bc it makes it even more clear what theyre doing in each scene. i love it #im just gonna list scenes i remember that echo back. obv the more than god loves them via james as a parallel and an arc for francis. silna #y do u want to die. James god wants u to live. hicky bitching abt the dog thrn the crew bitching abt the dog. james assuring john abt his #being given command. francis reassuring james abt being given command. irving god sees u here more than anywhere. goodsir is god here? any #god? goodsir talking abt the radience when ppl die. goodsir hearing the angles as he dies. theres more but those r at the top of my head #i just wanna line them all up and stare at them. god. do i try to learn video editing for that? with what fucking time? but then i could #force my observations on other ppl in a way thats satisfying lol. maybe. id also want all the lines that echo constantly in my head edited #together. also. reading thr scripts they r obviously writing the apathy of god into the story. the sundog is a portentous celestial eye lol #im gonna have to write out my thoughts on god in the terror. whether or not i make a video. but the thumbnail would b Crozier staring at #the sundogs. i just have zero video editing skills and also zero time when im working lol. ugh but this idea is like a maligned tumor in #my head. and i must satisfy its demands. also just watch the terror. i beg of u. its so so good. also if u dont live in a city hellscape or #the god forsaken desert. go run around in the grass. it feels so so nice. i had to run around the house a few times when i got home lol #unrelated #the terror

[eggbagelz]

Ballsack guts three certainly is a game im playing

#the GLITCHES. LOL #not the point tho i just kept getting hit after hit after hit it was like #get karlach to a mechanic or she WILL die and then we got one and i got to hug her and then #it turns out that SHE HAS TO GO BACK TO HELL? #AND gale got the issue with his heart fixed in the most fucked up away possible bc he has to use it to kill himself #to save us??????? at some point?????? also we fought a bunch of evil crows and then he went god you're hot [in galespeak] #AND I DANCED WITH WYLL AND TURNED HIM DOWN BC IM NOT ROMANCING HIM IN THIS RUN #AND I FEEL SO BAD BC HE LOOKED AT ME SO SADLY #boom karlach has to go back to hell boom gale has to kill himself boom wyll has to rescue a demon boom #gale wants to bone so bad boom lae'zel is being nice for some reason boom astarion is still a little bitch

[bibleofficial]

i’ve been up for 36 hrs ALSKLASKLAKSLASLASKLAK

#literally i’m sooo numb #like my body is just numb #but it may be due to alcohol #i was drunk and became sober then got drunk again & ive yet sleep #i think it’s just fun at this point #how miserable can i become #how insane #how unhinged #anyway #i’m a very profane person #AKSKALSKALKDLAKSLAJSLAJSLAJS #this dumbass idiot bitch in my group project ahmed fuckin #scream #literally so he’s just … making up shit bc he’s insane & he’s reporting me bc i told the file owner of the group to block him out of the #fuckin ppt at 6.25AM MIND U THIS WAS ON 3HRS SLEEP - WHICH IM STILL RUNNING ON - #& then he got ul 7.30 pissed bc now he CANT FUCK UP EGERYRBING THAT WEVE BEEN PAINSTAKINGLY fixing & now he’s mad bc like #he’s an idiot lol like i submitted it deadass he was told if u want to talk abt the presentation meet at 10am at the centre & by 10.45 he #still wasn’t there i submitted it & fuckin left like 😭😭😭 #HE SHOWED UP AT 11.30 LIKE LUCKY U BAING ABLE TO SLEEP AFTER NOT DOING SHIT BUT CAUSE PROBLEMS BUT FUCK U & I DONT GIVE A FUCK DIE #& so now he’s saying i called him the n word but it’s so funny bc he literally … texted this threat …. & said literally ‘the voice note i #made’ like ok so #ur literally admitting to faking evidence to get me kicked out of uni #bc ur a toddler throwing a tantrum bc im not letting u FUCK UP OUR GRADES w ur 0 BRAINCELL ASS EDITS #so anyway #i went to the prof & was like deadass sis .. i ain’t doin this i don’t give a fuck i’m an adult & she was like ‘oh yea lmao i saw his email #& i didn’t read it’ ALSKLASKLAKSLAKLAKSLASLAM #like yea #bc i’ll just #export the whatsapp group chat & just show the evidence #like i don’t use that word im sorry ur just pathetic & think this will work i don’t care

[bylertruther]

reading fics where will of all characters plays a sport that isn't track or tennis requires an amount of imagination that i simply do not have sorry 💔

#will does not Do physical labor he only runs bc he aint tryna fucking die bitch he said rip to yall BUT IM OUTTA HEREEEEE #like that's cool :) but i do not know who this 'will' guy is idk #is it just me and my one other mutual who said it first orrrrrrrrrrrrr

[mifunebooty]

How come mega fucking legend Wuthering Heights has a 3 star something rating on goodreads but this Violeta book i got from the library has a 4 star rating?

#cherry says #im sure itll be good but youre not Wuthering Heights #i think i finally figured why its always had mixed reviews #i think by 1847 when published the purity revolutions increased in europe and america #so unfortunately nobody wanted to read the same doomed tragic horrific love story from before #bc what was written in the 1400s to 1600s is too barbaric for english people in 1847 #they ate up Jane Eyre simply bc at the end of the day Jane Eyre is a good person #reading women who dont wanna be wives and torturous characters who love to an unnatural point #its not sexy and alluring and ooh la la wanting to run the streets mad to some readers since #its instead to these readers in the 1800s as DEAR GOD HOW CAN YOU WRITE A COUPLE LIKE THIS #and tbh the increase modern movement of puritanism with the INTERNET OF ALL PLACES goodreads falls in it #they dont like venus in furs they sure dont like wuthering heights that basically inspires venus in furs #power stances in love stories cant be handled in a puritan stance they simply want #people in a couple who dont pose a love story thats not destined to everybody bitch not everything applies to you #wuthering heights applies to me though i need that wuthering fucking pussy i need to get driven insane enough to die thats it

[todayisafridaynight]

Hahahaa he's so "bright talented young man alters himself to attain greatness and escape a life he was unhappy with but despite warnings (he ignored them) fails in the end and dies while his father lives on without him"

Secondly though I also HAD to throw on some Mother Mother. Notably, Body (tbh a disabled bitch anthem imo) and Arms Tonight (y'know. Bc the end of the game). Stg I'll send you the playlists for the Arakawa's when I'm done with them. I take my sweet ass time tho v sorry hahaha 😂

Litcherallyyyyyy thats what im sayin bro..... esp when in the story of icarus his father helps him escape the island/helps him succeed and when icarus does fail his father is left imprisoned.... does that not happen to our icarus too.... does that not happen to his father also..... wild....

And take your time with your playlists, no rush ! A dude knows what its like tryin to make it Just Right

#snap chats #the icarus comparison is more ironic considering in the story icarus plummets to the ocean and drowns... #And If We Say Irony. Since Arakawa Was Dumped In The Ocean. lol.... #but noo i gotta be so guilty since growin up i always took Body as a trans allegory. or at least adjacent #and ik i havent breathed about it in Months but aoki did evoke trans energy... to me... to my delulu-ass brain... #but then i feel bad cause aspects of him that Yell trans to me are actually about his disability so i feel like im disregarding it #even tho thats not my intent i was just too silly playin y7 the first time around 😭☠️☠️ its generally why i dont talk bout it tbh.. #too delulu.. and i feel awkward talkin bout hcs like that BUT MOVING ON THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT #either way body Does fit. esp with the whole Take My Lungs Take Them And Run bit ☠️ #Take My Tongue And Go Have Some Fun can also be representative of aoki’s influence and- apparently- the publics inclination to follow him #I.E. with His Tongue anything can be passed or anything that has his backing can be validated #BUT IM NOT HERE TO DO AN ANALYSIS ON MUSIC AND AOKI even if i really want to......... #i will say tho... im 90% sure theres a line about Taking Eyes but i cant look it up rn lest my tumblr app reser and i have to type all this #but anyway That Refers To This Bitch’s Eyesight Getting Worse #im gonna go listen to that song now its stuck in my head.. uh oh... #everyone always say Mother Mother is Basic and that may be true but so am i so let me listen while i be sad THANK YOU. #ok bye <3 ive prattled too long and my phone will surely die soon and i want One (1) listen in <3

[drgnbld]

huh. this is some uh. pretty bad anxiety I've not had in a while.

#✌️ insecure as fuck ✌️ #on the verge of just going. fuck it. delete all blogs. i aint hot shit. #probably run off to an island somewhere and never be seen again #thats the fucking life #anyways. rip me ig. brains being hella nasty. #been brewing for a long time i think #with the outburst i had w my mum a couple of days ago too im just #debating on my state of mind rn by telling it to stop being such a dramatic bitch #if ur mssging me and ive not rly responded (this goes for like. the past few days at least): #im not ignoring you the world is just too loud rn #tw vent #tw rant #tw negative #tw negativity #tw anxiety #idk lads lets just die #ooc. » electric type enthusiast.

[kittyhazelnut]

man Christmas is great except for that my brother comes home from school and spends every single night screaming at his computer about how fucking stupid his video game is, and yet somehow, it's never stupid enough to stop playing? it's literally been hours and he won't shut up. I was upstairs in the bathroom with the water running and it still sounded like he was screaming right in my ear. and as I was writing this, he left (yet another) hole in the wall, broke the chair we've had for quite literally as long as I can remember and never had a problem with, and fucked up the pet gate that keeps the dogs from murdering annoying my cat. this!!! is not!!! normal!!!!!! it's not fucking normal!!!!! there is nothing normal about this!!!!! how does he not understand how fucked up he is????? does he not understand that this is not healthy????? my poor dogs are fucking terrified!!! they've been hiding under the beds upstairs this whole time!!!!! he even scared my kitten!!!! my kitten grew up with this!!!! he's practically unscarable!!!!! he was fucking scared!!!! what the fuck!!!!!!

#and then he acts shocked when his siper expensive headsets or mice break #because clearly!!! it's the manufacturer's problem!!!! #it couldn't possibly be from the sheer number of times he's slammed his mouse against his desk or thrown his headset at the ground!!!!! #if i had a resident like this at work they would be SCRAMBLING to get them on antipsychotics #and he just!!!! does this!!!!! #it's exhausting!!!!! #stop playing fucking video games if you're gonna be like this!!!! #ughhhh #anyways he's throwing a bitch fit in his room so im gonna take this nice moment of reprieve to go run on the treadmill #and finish The Essex Serpent so i can finally get rid of Apple TV #except i dont really want to finish it because i hate that will gets with cora when he has a perfectly good wife and family #and im not emotionally prepared for stella to die just to get replaced #(which is what i think happens?)

[poptartmochi]

#prefacing this w the very handy #vent cw #negative cw #tags 🌄🍷 i will be a whiny bitch in this post beloveds 🧸😔 #that said. banging my head on the WALLLLLL. i feel like the most useless person alive #every time i think i am doing my job better i fuck up. i cannot do this job well consistently #i am no closer to achieving my actual career goals than i was 5 years ago #i do not have the energy‚ spoons‚ or time to get closer to achieving my career goals #everything that takes everyone else a few days to do at most takes me a few years #i wish i could pause time to do everything i need to do or alternatively drop dead. im so tired of being this way #and the worst part of being this way + being tired of it is that. i am just the blandest guy alive. nothing cool or exciting to talk about #to the family. i just continue fucking along. everybody else is moving forward and i am just stuck. the gap between us grows larger and #larger every day! it's like im a child except im 23. why! #i feel like my options are to get better or die 😑 and of course the second Isn't an option really so i just have to get better #but. 😔 it just feels impossible. i feel like i am running on a hard deficit of like. energy or willpower?? all the time #maybe it is depression or maybe it is so sucks disease but whatever it is.. it is my fucking enemy #sriracha.txt

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#focus who? i dont kno her #its so bad. i csnt focus at all. and ive got way too much to do. take me back to last week where i spent hours reading papers #annoying. also possibly lack of sleep cstching up with me #do u ever get very little sleep and not miss it at all? yea bitch all the time. then i get depressed and its sleepy time #and by sleepy time i mean i get like 8hrs of sleep lol #maybe ill just do nothing and completely fuck over my sunday lol #maybe i should go run up thr mountain rn before im stuck in a car for 2 hrs #bc im getting spikes of being insane. unfortunately i have no emotional object permanence so when i feel crazy its like #ive always felt like this ans its terrible forever. and then immediately afterward im like lol wot? nah im fine. ive always been fine #shout out to mood swings ✌️ like bro im trying to get materials together so i can teach a class. can u shut the fuck up? and focus? #well see how i do today with a ton of socializing. itll b fine. im normal i can b normal #or i can b endearing quirky. or whatever i usually i am. i dont think i have conversations like a normal person but i cant tell bc im not #there for conversations im not in. whatever everyone else has conversations in a way thats boring. i just wanna grill ppl til i understand #how they work. and then feel like im gonna die if im in a group conversation 🙃 let me study thr ppl around me #bc im very normal. god. i promise irl im not that weird. ppl think im nice and cool and successful #ok maybe not cool. but i think i can get away with being interesting. i got at least a lil charisma. im only a bit horribly awkward ;-] #but i try to own it. wtf was i saying. jesus. i cant with my brain rn. i shoulf have gone for a run this morning #being social just makes me anxious so im babbling i guess. but itll b fun. and itll b pretty im sure #maybe ill try to draw my ocs while im not paying attention. ive neglected them for so long 😭 #unrelated