i don’t want to cause drama so don’t answer if you don’t want to <3 but i can’t believe we came to a point where sa/bezra shippers are the ones i have to block instead of the baylan/shin ones. at the beginning i thought i was going to have to fend the latter off and instead they are all pretty mild and keep it to themselves and out of the tags. the former tho! they are so aggressive?? idk what’s going on anymore. sorry for this random vent but given that you shipped them before the show i thought you had an insight on this weird intensity!
Yeah, I have absolutely nothing against the shippers as I used to be one too!!! And honestly, if they’d managed to build it up (and if Ezra hadn’t called her his sister lmao) I probably could’ve been okay with it happening (I do see Sabine as bisexual, but I fully believe in women having platonic male friends) but I just don’t see why there has to be drama over ships ever 😭 unless it’s actually just actually ab/sive or illegal, let people ship what they want 🥹 but you’re absolutely right, it’s crazy to see how mean people have been over this show. It’s literally just a show and shipping isn’t harming anybody (and NOTHING is confirmed until Filoni says so… they’re legit his OC’s lmao).
As a former sa/bezra myself, I will say the fandom was always like this. I wrote many a fanfic back in my day, but there was a lot of toxicity then too I’m afraid :( it’s just a shame because honest to god whatever happens, these are straight up fictional characters. But yeah legit, good insight OP.
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Chilcille huh... ngl I was a little suspicious. like why would you do that, huh... hope youre not mischaracterizing anyone in your weird and wacky ship. a little weird. but then you said they both had flat asses and you know what? I salute you and your perfect characterization
The fact you seem to think you managed to not make this ask insulting is baffling. What the hell. Fuck off.
If you actually care to be open minded about the ship, I talk about marchil on my sideblog 24/7. Funnily enough I’m currently 4k words deep into an analysis of their character arc together in canon, but that’ll take some more days to get done. Some notable posts:
Of course without counting the analyses of Chilchuck on his own I’ve made, like my masterpost on his family situation. Or better yet you could also read my fics for them, see how weird and wacky they are here.
Wanna talk about mischaracterisation? They’re literally a comedic duo who interacts 24/7. Marchil is crazy bc ppl are like "did those shipper read with their eyes CLOSED?? They have no chemistry!" Meanwhile canon is like:
"She’s obsessed with knowing everything she can about him and she reads him like a book." In her eyes he’s like that extra rare and hard and shiny unlockable dating sim character, that brooding mysterious character trope that’s thrilling to crack open and typically is at the center of the plot. The wife roleplay????
"Hey, did you know his type is blondes. Hey did you know he likes his women pretty and blonde. Hey did you know he likes her hair. Hey did you know that he teases her 24/7 and it’s one of the few things that consistently gets him grinning because he finds her reactions cute." Like a schoolyard bully pulling on the pigtails of the girl he likes.
It’s not like they have any thematic narratives or relevance. It’s not like she’ll live to 1000 and has existential dread about it while he’s logically gonna be her next friend to die at 50 and wether it’s romantic or platonic it’ll terrify her to lose him. It’s not like it’s fear of death x fear of rejection so they’re both obsessed with the thought of loss looming, past and ongoing. It’s not like it’s half-elf x half-foot and there’s an inherent journey that was and still is to dispel prejudices and truly come to see each other. It’s not like he’s painfully real and raw and flawed but still a good man, that he’s not the figure of prince charming that she’s always dreamed of while still being virtuous and worth fighting for. Or you know, her hair being golden and it being the epitome of beauty to him, and his hair turning silver and it being Marcille’s worst nightmare.
Just a weird wacky ship who means nothing but shallow things to people who have weirdo reasons for liking it. Like can you not. If you’re not imaginative enough to think of reasons why this ship may have an appealing dynamic that’s not my issue.
But yes, yes, they’re both flat asses to me, thanks.
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i saw the vore piece one
what are YOUR! luffy pred headcanons
YES okay so he is, such a goof right? Loves food. Loves his friends. Loves having his friends as food. I feel like eating people would be something he considers petty normal tbh. After all, there are way weirder things in just the East Blue alone, so it’s honestly not that out there of a concept. I’m not sure what would have prompted him to first try it, maybe accident, maybe curiosity, but with his whole stretchiness thing it’s definitely something that’s very easy for him to do. He’s actually a character I see same size working well for because he’s already made of rubber lol, and the full feeling from eating someone same size would be something he’d like way more than someone who’d been shrunk. Combine all that with how absurdly physically affectionate he is and bam, you’ve got a very clingy pred.
He’s guilty of eating pretty much everyone in his crew at least once and no they do not have a say in it lmao. Usually he’ll just go for Z.oro since he’s his first mate and L.uffy usually tends to be the most physically affectionate and clingy with him. Does Z.oro say he hates it? Yes. Is he lying? Also yes. L.uffy can usually be found lounging in a hammock on the deck with a very visibly full stomach and is completely unashamed about the whole thing. Will gladly tell you what you taste like and ask if he can eat you without even a hint of embarrassment. He’s just like that. He loves eating S.anji with the food he makes and oh boy is U.sopp fun to randomly snatch up and startle lol. N.ami has threatened to kick his teeth in before and he does not care, but also won’t eat her all that often since she really isn’t overly fond of it. Sometimes though....sometimes it’s the best way to remind her how much she means to L.uffy, and that safety is worth being a little grossed out for.
Oh, also L.uffy’s stomach is full of weird little things like silverware and small trinkets he thought were cool or valuable, and if you shake him he jingles like a coin purse. Sometimes you’ll even find like. A bowl or something in there. This man is a vacuum cleaner he does not chew
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since finishing vicious a year ago, i have convinced around two-three other people to also pick up the book and read it
spreading the word, as intended
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I need to follow more explicitly horny people on here because so many of my original friends and mutuals have gotten past their horny phase on tumblr and we only post about our emotions and a random horny thought every 3 weeks and at the peak of my tumblr era I was bouncing ideas off my mutuals and inspiring each other to write new posts constantly and I don’t have that anymore
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i won’t screenshot the dms bc i don’t feel like opening the latest message but EYE posted on my story abt the tiktok pictured below basically about how i got horny thinking abt someone working through a difficult math problem lol don’t worry abt that anyway sam slides up bc i cut part of it out so as to avoid insta censors and my slight embarrassment lol and was like does that say c*m and i was like well yes and then he was like haha what you’re into math… girl u have to walk w the thought process 😑 which i know you’re incapable of anyway so i vaguely responded like ah yeah what being away from stem for so long will do to u and he responds with like ten messages. including. ‘you gotta do it yourself’ that’s not the point 🙄 ‘you know how i’m terrible at talking to women’ wow really ‘so i realized i can calculate the speed of cum’ ‘bc i have some data’ DID I ASK?????!???!?!!!?!!!!! hello there’s oversharing and then there’s this… does the girl you’re having sex with know you share to this extent. and then he said how he accidentally brought this up to someone irl to be like haha awk whoops and i was like yeah well there r times where perhaps we need to self censor. and then i also get a message that’s like ‘hang on im doing the math’ IM NEVER EVER EVER GONNA BE ATTRACTED TO U I HOPE U KNOW THAT SCREAAMMMMM (and u need to know bc he’s genderfluid. im only using one set of pronouns for clarity on here ok i promise im not a dick. but he thinks he’s like. an exception for lesbians basically… like he doesn’t Count…. and like look im no essentialist im all for like freaky gender sex but also at so many other turns you do take advantage of being seen as a white male so. i don’t. yeah.) he’s kind of like the creepy dude at the edge of the friend group in high school named matt who would constantly harass me and my ex but like tried to be so lowk abt it. and it’s so bad basically. ‘17mph is crazy’ i hope you fall in an intersection sorry i can’t do this anymore 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫 so pissed i have to see him tmrw i should be able to watch mmxxl w scully in peace
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