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I was tagged by @asher-writes! Thanks for the tag!

Rules: use this quote generator & list as many quotes as you like using characters from your WIPs, then tag as many people as quotes you listed.

I tag anyone who wants to do this. Because I did way too many of these.

characters are from several of my universes lol mostly from “Broken Resonance” and the unnamed series that takes place before that.

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Jerecho: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Jasper: You and me!!!

Jerecho, tearing up: Okay.

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Jasper (who is dyslexic): petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday

Jerecho: Wednesay

Jasper: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

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Jasper: A theif.

Jerecho: Thief?

Jasper: Theif.

Jerecho: I before E, except after C.

Jasper: Thceif.

Jerecho: No.

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Brass: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Jerecho: Brass, you don't have bad luck.

Jerecho: The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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Jasper, struggling to keep upright in her 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Mercy, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

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Brass: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Sterling, not looking up from his book: Spear.

Brass: BLOCKED.

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Brass: Raegan! My face is on fire!

Raegan: Brass! Are you ok?!

Brass: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.

Raegan: But your face is on fire.

Brass: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.

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Jasper: Okay, help me please!

Mercy: Got two words for you.

Jasper: I bet they won't be helpful.

Mercy: Your problem.

Jasper: I was right

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Jasper: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Sterling: Several traffic violations.

Jerecho: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Brass: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Mitch: Also, that’s not our car.

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Jasper: You're a loose cannon, Echo.

Jerecho: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Sterling: I think you play by your own rules.

Mitch: No way, he thinks rules were made to be broken.

Jasper: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Jerecho: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Brass is a loose cannon.

Brass: *smashes a chair*

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Sterling: Anyone d-

Jerecho: Depressed?

Mitch: Drained?

Brass: Dumb?

Jasper: Disliked?

Sterling: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people …

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Jerecho: I’m an idiot.

Jasper:

Brass:

Mitch:

Sterling:

Jerecho:

Jasper: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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Raegan: Why are Jasper and Jerecho sitting with their backs to each other?

Brass: They had a fight.

Raegan: Then why are they holding hands?

Brass: They get sad when they fight.

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Brass: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Jerecho: The car takes a screenshot.

Mitch: For the last time, get the fuck out.

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Brass: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Mitch: You’re a hazard to society

Jerecho: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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Brass: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Jasper: Brass no.

Jerecho: Mistlefoe.

Jasper: Please stop encouraging him.

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Jerecho: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Sterling: Wasn't Jasper with you?

Jasper: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Sterling: You have to apologize to Jasper

Mercy: Fine.

Mercy: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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Mercy, pointing: May I sit there?

Mitch: That's my lap

Mercy: That doesn't answer my question, Mitchell.

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Jerecho: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Jasper: Okay.

Jerecho: And make out during the scary parts.

Jasper: Th-

Jasper: The scary parts.

Jasper: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

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Jerecho: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.

Jasper: Echo, that's a coma.

Jerecho: Sounds festive.

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Jasper: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Jerecho: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Jasper: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Brass: edible

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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Person Mercy*

Mercy: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

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Jasper: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Jerecho: Thank you

Jasper: I didn't say that was a good thing

Jerecho: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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Jasper: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Brass: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Mercy: Then you’re poisonous. Learn to listen.

Mitch: What if it bites itself and I die?

Jerecho: That’s voodoo.

Brass: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Sterling: That’s correlation, not causation.

Mitch: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Jerecho: That’s kinky.

Jasper: Oh my gosh.

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Jasper: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Sterling: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Mercy: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Brass: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Mitch: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Jerecho:

Jerecho: I have emotional scars.

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Mercy: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Mitch: >:O language

Jasper: Yeah watch your fucking language

Brass: OKAY WHO TAUGHT JASPER THE FUCK WORD?

Jerecho: 'The fuck word'.

Sterling: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Jasper: Oh my gosh he censored it

Jerecho: Say fuck, Sterling.

Jasper: Do it, Sterling. Say fuck.

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'Can I copy the homework?'

Sterling: I can help you with it!

Jasper: Yeah, sure.

Jerecho: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Raegan: lol nope.

Brass: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Mercy: *Read 5:55pm*

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Aiko: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Anastasia: Rude.

Kristofer: That’s fair.

Kadence: Not again.

Anthem: Are you going to want this back?

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Kadence: Where are you going?

Anastasia: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

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Anastasia: Am I in trouble?

Kadence: Take a guess.

Anastasia: No?

Kadence: Take another guess.

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Kristofer: Am I going too far?

Kadence: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison

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Kadence: How do I deal with my enemies?

Kristofer: Kill them

Kadence: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution

Anastasia: Kill them only a little?

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Anastasia: I made tea.

Anthem: I don’t want tea.

Anastasia: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Anthem: Then why are you telling me?

Anastasia: It is a conversation starter.

Anthem: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Anastasia: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Kadence: *Screams*

Anthem: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Anastasia: Should we do something?!

Kristofer, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

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Anastasia: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Kristofer: Not if they consent to it.

Anthem: Depends who you’re stabbing.

Kadence: YES?!?

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Anthem, tending to Anastasia's wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Anastasia: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

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Anastasia: I was arrested for being too cool.

Anthem: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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Kadence: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Anastasia: That's why I carry two swords.

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Kristofer: Someone will die.

Kadence: Of fun!

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Kristofer: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Anastasia: I'm a knife.

Anthem, from across the room: She’s the little spoon.

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*Kristofer and Anastasia sitting in jail together*

Anastasia: So who should we call?

Kristofer: I’d call Kadence, but I feel safer in jail.

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Anastasia: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Anthem: I do have a sense of humor you know

Anastasia: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Anthem: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

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Kristofer: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.

Kadence: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!

Anastasia: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!

Anthem: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.

Kristofer: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

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Axel, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Des: But – that’s just a trash can.

Axel: It sure is!

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Axel: What is your biggest weakness?

Des: I can be uncooperative.

Axel: Okay, can you give me an example?

Des: No.

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Axel: Des and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Des: Sentences.

Axel: Don't interrupt me.

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Logan: This is such a bad idea.

Axel: Then why are you coming along?

Logan: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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Shane: Is something burning?

Raelynn: Just my love for you.

Shane: Rae, the toaster is on fire.

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Cassi, whispering to Axel, who’s on the phone with Des: Ask her something!

Axel: How are you feeling?

Des: Fine.

Cassi: Something personal!

Axel: At what age did you first get your period?

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Mackenzie: I think we're missing something.

Rebel: Teamwork?

Dakota: Cohesion?

Xander: A general sense of what we’re doing?

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Mackenzie, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Dakota, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Rebel, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Xander, trembling: What are we playing

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Xander: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Dakota: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

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Mackenzie: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Xander: Oh, I’m always running

Xander: The question is from what

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