#lonk is PISSED
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waiii happy new year! love love love your works, ive been a huge fan of urs since 2016 and its my first time sending in a prompt im so excited ajdjjqnss!!!!!!!😭❤️❤️
could i request some lonqu hurt comfort??!?! maybe something to do with self sacrifice....like robin pleading the enemy to let go of him when theyre both captured hehe! thanks so much >_<
(Finally finished this one and I'm thrilled to put it out !! Nothing like a stressed out Lonk U V U )
You didn’t know how you got into this situation. Neither you nor your husband. It was a simple reconnaissance mission, venturing a few miles into enemy territory in an attempt to figure out what they were plotting.
It was already risky since you were short-staffed, and with your exceptional analytical abilities, you’d be able to figure out what was going on the fastest.
Lon’qu wasn’t going to let you go in by yourself, and he definitely didn’t trust Gaius with your safety; he might be sneakier, but he was much more laissez-faire with the lives of others than he was comfortable with.
And so it was just the two of you. Lon’qu had stuck to your side the entire time, watching for threats while you took down hastily scribbled, imperative notes. But all it took was one silent assassin that was able to go undetected…and suddenly, you were both bound and forced to your knees.
“Well, well…whatever do we have here?” Orton’s voice was more than recognizable; the slimey rat that had escaped your justice when you first rescued Maribelle, not long ago.
You struggled against your restraints, recognizing the unmistakable bloodlust in the bastard’s eyes.
“I’m sure Lord Gangrel will be quite pleased with the little rabbit caught in our snare. This one is new, though.”
He eyed your husband, “Bring along some cannon fodder?”
“Leave him alone. He’s got nothing to do with me or any of this.” You glared at him, earning a glance from Lon’qu. What were you talking about?
“I doubt that very much, Tactician. There must be some reason he’s tagged along with you all the way out here…far from safety.”
He brandished his polearm, the tip pointed inches from Lon’qu’s face. The blood in your veins burned hotter.
“A soldier, assigned to me for protection. Nothing more. I’m the one you want, not him.”
“Robin-”
“Let him go, and I’ll come willingly.” You demanded, not skipping a beat. Lon’qu’s expression was difficult to read. But the fear that flashed in his eyes was immediate, and impossible for you to miss.
Orton laughed, turning the spear to you, instead.
“I don’t think you’re in any position to negotiate, girl. But I respect the attempt.”
He nodded to one of the soldiers behind you both, and immediately there was a painful yank on your arms, forcing you back from Lon’qu.
“Hey!!” He barked out, ready to lunge in spite of his predicament. Instead he was pulled the opposite direction, separating the two of you.
“You know what I think?” Orton mused, spinning the weapon in his hands. “I think he’s more important than ‘some soldier’. I think he’s a lot stronger than you’re pretending he is.”
“Leave him be, and I’ll tell you anything you want to know. I’m Chrom’s right-hand; there's more than enough that I can give him.”
“Really? You’d sell out the crown over one paltry soldier?” He narrowed his eyes at Lon’qu, who fought so very hard not to let your facade be for nothing.
He was glaring sharply at you, pleading with you not to make a foolish deal.
“It is a captain’s duty to protect her soldiers; no matter how small.” You spoke with conviction, “Surely you can understand that, as an honorable military man, yourself?”
“I’d be lying if I said Milord felt similarly about the lesser of our ranks, but…I cannot say no to such an alluring deal. Leave that one, boys- the mountain lions will get to him before anyone else does. Take her away.”
“Stop! Damn you-!!” Lon’qu roared, fighting against his restraints. He was only pulled further away. His arms twisted painfully behind him, dragged further and further away from his wife.
You could only watch as he was flung from your view, sent crashing down the ravine into and out of sight. It was scafrier when you couldn’t hear him.
It took everything in your power not to try and reach him. To fight back and rescue him.
“Now then, Tactician; I believe I was promised some answers.”
The paralyzing fear was the only thing that kept you from lashing out; the swirl of endless emotions was stalling your mind. All you could do was stare at the ravine, getting further away with every drag across the dirt.
You hoped Lon’qu’s head would pop up, revealing him waiting for you and preparing to save you from your enemies,
But no such surprises would occur.
You still stared after that empty place, waiting with baited breath for the man to appear who would not return.
At least…not right away.
But there was nothing you could do but wait and pray that he hadn’t died after that nasty throw. There wasn’t much else available to you.
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“You promised to give me what I wanted. Why do you insist on silence?” Orton was growing tired of your disobedience.
He had you tied to the pole of some ratty tent, interrogating you without a hint of mirth in his eyes.
“You promised not to hurt my soldier, but you condemned him to death anyways. What right do you have to ask me questions?” You spat, earning a click of his tongue and a slap across your face.
Enough of this arrogance!! You are in no position to hold such arrogance- you do not have the upper hand, woman!”
You fought hard not to focus on the stinging pain in your cheek; he’d drawn blood and all but numbed the side of your face.
Who knew those bastards could pack such a wallop?
“I can only tell you…what I know…which is very little. The Fire Emblem is a sacred artifact to the royal family, and it is hidden somewhere that none can find, unless Exalt Emmeryn reveals-!!”
You were cut off by another strike, this one sending you headfirst into the ground. The ringing in your ears grew louder, your vision clouded and blurry. That definitely wasn’t a good sign.
“If you don’t stop playing foolish games, then you’re going back in a casket. I planned to deliver the head tactician to King Gangrel in one piece, but if he knew how infuriating you are, he’d have you brought to him in pieces!!”
The man spat at your feet, stalking away to try and regain himself.
You did make an effort to focus on his words, but it was so very difficult. After a few deep breaths and a number of colorful expletives left his mouth, Orton stopped his pacing and returned his focus on you.
Maybe it’s because you were tired of looking at him, but you found yourself looking past him and at the guards by the tent entrance as his ugly boots came back into view.
“I’ve been more than patient with you, wench- but I’m running out of options on how to deal with you, and you’re running out of time.”
There was a sudden shift in the colors of the bushes behind a guard. A bright blue and red appeared behind the green.
You blinked, brow furrowing in an attempt to focus your vision. A pair of hands had shot out from the leaves and grabbed the man, mouth covered so as not to allow a shout. The other guard and Orton…didn’t notice.
You must have been hallucinating.
“I want the location of the Emblem.” He spoke again, louder and closer than before. He hadn’t noticed that one of the soldiers had disappeared.
Your gaze flicked to the other man standing just the opposite, confused by the fact he was now standing alone.
Within an instant, a dart stuck into his neck, and he crumpled. A shadowy figure caught him, dragging him away.
You couldn’t even think to react to what you were seeing. Orton’s hand was on your face, grip tight and painful on your jaw to force you to look at him.
“You’re not getting away. Stop looking outside.” He grinned viciously, “The only chance you’re getting out of here alive is if you give me what I want.”
He stared down at you, grinning wickedly. His grip was so tight it felt like he was going to crack your bones.
“Now…tell me. Where is the Fire-”
The tip of a blade broke through his armor, silencing him with a wet choke. Your eyes widened, staring in shock at the sword mere inches from your own body.
“W-what…did you…”
He crumpled to the ground when the sword was pulled from his chest. When he fell away, Lon’qu stood over him, raging fury in his eyes.
“Oh my gods-” You gasped, stunned at what you were seeing. “L-Lon’qu?”
“I’m here.” He closed the distance between you, throwing the blood from his sword before cutting away your bindings.
As soon as you were free of the ropes your arms were flung around his neck. Lon’qu grunted from the impact, welcoming the embrace all the same.
He squeezed you close, his face pressed to your neck.
“Are you hurt?”
“No, I’m-” You were suddenly jerked back, Lon’qu holding you an arm’s length away to search you over. “Wait, w-why are you asking about me? They threw you down a ravine!!”
“Shepherds found me. They were on our trail when they realized we weren’t in the headcount.” He nodded his head back, and you were able to make out the shapes of Gaius and Cordelia, the few who passed by the tent to secure whatever camp the Plegians had brought you to.
“So you’re okay?”
“I am. But...” He nodded, but the sharp glare in his eyes had yet to dissipate. “I can’t believe you.”
“What?”
“How could you do that?” He glowered, his grip tightening on your arms. “How could you give yourself up like that? The hells is wrong with you?!”
“I wanted to protect you.” He scoffed at your response, harsh and bitter. “If I knew he was going to try and kill you anyways, I-I never would have-”
“It doesn’t matter. You bargained your life, when you know damn well that I-!”
“Lon’qu, we couldn’t find her in the camp! Did you- oh!! Oh, thank the gods!!” Your husband was cut off at the sound of Chrom’s voice, the prince thrilled to see you were here.
The Myrmidon spared you one last glower, before he pulled back, letting Chrom and Lissa flurry past him.
You bit your lip, trying to fight the urge to press the argument. He looked deeply upset, and you didn’t want to cut it off before it could be resolved. There was nothing worse than letting him stew in his hurt.
“It’s okay, Robin!! We’re here now! Lon’qu led the way, and the whole camp’s cleared out! Though we’ll need to do something about that body…”
“We’ll worry about Orton and the rest later. Lissa, can you heal her quickly?” Chrom asked his sister, who already had the stave pulled out and glowing.
“You got it! Just hang tight for a second Robin, we’ll get you out of here in no time!”
It wasn’t yourself that had your mind occupied. It was the fact that Lon’qu stormed out of the tent without looking back that had your focus.
Lissa gave you a pitying look, the healing glow of the stave some comfort.
“Sorry, Robin. I/…we tried really hard to keep him calm. But he’s been angry since the second we found him.”
“Not angry.” Chrom sighed , following the man’s storm from the tent. “Scared.”
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When everyone made it back to camp, many of your dear friends who had been so terribly worried were awash with relief.
There was a mild swarm, a million questions being flung at you, but you were simply glad to be back in the arms of your friends.
You did your best to answer as many questions as you could,, but it didn’t take long for your patience to run thin.
Sure, you were healed and feeling far better physically, but there was a deeply hurt man on the far side of camp that you needed to speak to. It was clear what your decision had done created a much bigger issue than anticipated.
So you took a deep breath, steeled yourself, and made your way over to your shared tent. You could hear the sound of steel being sharpened against a whetstone, but little else.
Lon’qu was absolutely steaming. You would tease him and categorize it as sulking, but you figured it best not to try your luck.
Not when there was a serious issue to resolve.
Wordlessly, you entered the tent, making sure to latch it shut behind you. He was kind enough not to lock you out, at least.
“Lon’qu…” He did not stop his work when you called him, his back to you. “We need to talk.”
He did not answer. The stone ground against the blade harder.
“Please, love, I…I’m sorry I hurt you. But I need you to understand why I made that decision. I was trying to protect you.”
This seemed to slow the grinding. He still did not look at you. With a deep breath, you crossed the tent, coming to sit behind him.
Tentatively, your hand touched his back. He did not recoil, which was an improvement; at least he was receptive.
“If they knew you were my husband, they would’ve used you against me. If I let them carry on, they would’ve killed you in cold blood as a simple guard. I…I just…I didn’t think they’d toss you into the ravine like that. I thought you’d be safe.”
Lon’qu shook his head, his grip tightening on the sword. “They’re the enemy. Why the hells would they keep their word?? Surely you knew better than to trust them.”
“It was all I had to ensure your safety. W-when they threw you over the ledge, I…I saw it. I thought that it was over…I t-thought they killed you.”
Lon’qu’s shoulders braced against your touch, feeling your forehead touch his back. You were leaning fully into him, trying desperately not to cry.
“I-it was my fault that you were…that you were in danger in the first place. If I’d been more v-vigilant, I wouldn’t have put you at risk. I wanted to protect you, Lon’qu…please…please understand.”
He sighed, turning slowly and taking your hands into his and pulling you away from his body. He looked at you directly, but the bitter sting wasn’t present in his glare anymore.
“I don’t blame you for this. It wasn’t your fault we were ambushed. I’m upset because you bargained your life for mine. You are not worth less than I am. You have no right to sacrifice yourself for me.”
“I have every right, as your wife.” You argued, squeezing his hands, “And even in that, I failed you. I thought…”
“Robin...” He squeezed your hands, “I understood your intent. But if I’d lost you in that moment, I wouldn’t have forgiven myself, either. Your right to protect me reflects on me, too. It’s my duty to keep you safe. You know my past. Do you really think that I would be okay with you giving your life for mine?”
“It…it didn’t phase me in that moment. What mattered more was making sure that my husband would still be here.”
“You think I would be different? If I was in the same situation, I wouldn’t put my life in front of yours?” Lon’qu was staring into your very soul; trying desperately to make sure you understood what he was feeling. “After everything I’ve been through- what I’ve suffered- you would have me relive it again?”
“No.” You leaned closer, holding his hands to your chest. “No, I wouldn’t. And I’m so sorry that I put that fear in your heart, again. I just want to protect you, because I love you.”
Lon’qu nodded, his gaze falling to the ground. You released his hands so you might wrap your arms around his shoulders, drawing him into your embrace.
“I love you so much, I can’t bear the thought of losing you. And I know you would’ve done the same for me. We have to look out for each other…and we can’t always be safe. But I swear to you, I don’t want to throw my life away. I want to share it with you, more than anything.”
Slowly, finally, he returned your embrace, squeezing you tightly for fear of you ever slipping through his fingers again.
He hated feeling this way- that fear would consume him when it came to you. How badly he didn’t want to lose you.
His face pressed against your neck, all but engulfing you in his arms like a shroud that cloaked your whole body.
“I love you, too.”
He felt the slightest tremors in response to his words. How your fingers curled into his tunic, clinging to him with just as much force.
You were everything to each other, reminded and reassured through the tears that slipped from your eyes as feverish kisses connected over and over again.
There were promises to be more cautious with your lives, to find ways to protect one another without putting yourselves in mortal danger…and at the very least, employ some stealth training with Gaius so you could sneak around without “foolishly” (Gaius teased) getting caught again.
Which was a fair argument, if you were being honest.
#lon'qu#robin#fe 13#fire emblem awakening#fe: awakening#fe awakening#fea#lonbin#lon'qu x robin#lonqu x robin#fe fictions#fe-fictions#f!robin#fem!robin#f!mu#angst#hurt and comfort#kidnapping angst#lonk is PISSED#and we love that for him
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sits on the floor
suddenly wanting to draw horny shit for the first time in a while but being embarrassed about it and not really sure what to do with the results lol
#iveeee .. not drawn anything yet but theres ideas#unfortunately i have a lot of OCs but im mostly staring down the barrel of the Zelink gun here#the amount of times ive read the nastiest shit but now im like I Could NEVER 📝👀#JFLSNFKSND please flush me away i dont have any dignity left but yknow#ESPECIALLY now that ive met a furry at work and we tried not to piss ourselves laughing after he found my FA account#jeebssss loueeibesss#anyway Zeldo Lonk fuk gud they love each other very much and have a gud time#rory's ramblings
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Chinos just laughing her ass off into her napkin
Finds the whole situation hilarious that the guy her sister got caught with the night before is now having lunch with them and their dad is clearly pissed while Lonk is head over heels for intern.
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Uhhhh so I decided to make Picrews of my s/i.....might update later with my own drawings of them but for now....take these......
https://picrew.me/share?cd=CXMNy2PbHX (heres his link) This is Blink or Blinky. He's my more masculine self insert. He's new here.
https://picrew.me/image_maker/114808 (this is her link)
This is Inky! She's my Femme self insert, she's been around the block a few times.
#s/i: inky#s/i: blinky#Link lonks#hi yes i know the links are ugly#im doing this on mobile so piss off im trYING#self insert#picrew
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Rule of thumb with Link: Take selfies with bad guys during the battle with them
#{ for history ofc and to prove that he was there#also to piss off the bad guys more#beware of lonk }#◜History of a hero◞ : ━ ♡ ( Headcanons )#{ yeah this isnt crack what of it }
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TWST Game exchange ideas! Because why not!
For their romp through the challenge that is Hollow Knight, I can only imagine their reactions to what's at the bottom of the Abyss. I have the feeling Yuu was waiting for that moment. Would probably casually reveal that all the corpses are the player character's siblings. Just to watch the chaos.
Also TWST Boys vs Miitopia Switch Version. Who would almost die of laughter first?
Exactly Anon. The sheer horror brought on by the Deepnest is always a doozy, but hilarious when it's another person 🤣
Oh nooooo I was wondering if anyone would bring up Miitopia! 🤣🤣 All the shit the First Years get up to in that game. Sebek's Mii still praises Malleus to high heaven (how the fuck did he do that!?), Epel somehow still can't win against Vil, even as a Mii, and it pisses him off, Ace and Deuce are always together in some fashion and the game simply refuses to separate them no matter what they do, Jack is the only one having even a vaguely normal time, as normal as it can be with this combination 🤣 oh God, I don't even want to think about the other boys.
Obviously it's Yuu who laughs the most at this. They also explain some Mii memes, like Pech and Lonk, and all the shenanigans that happened way back in the beginning of Miis
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More Lonk content of the dad variety,,, I beg,,,,
Surprisingly Launo is usually the one that wakes up earlier, so before he starts the day he gives a still sleepy Larc a forehead kiss because yes and then he’ll make sure the blanket’s still tucked Nd oh god I’m disintegrating at the mental image oh lord—
That being said, Larc is a night owl and sometimes just doesn’t SLEEP which pisses off Launo so if he has the misfortune of being home and awake at ungodly hours, Launo can and will tackle Larc from behind and will force the squirming captain into a pillow even if it suffocates him
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It’s still breathing
I’m putting this under the cut because talking in length about my au gives people hives and yeah it gives me the plague too
But um, this au is mostly my headcanons…? it’s mostly headcanons at first and me wanting the Volvagia sequence from the oot manga to be better
anyways, Link hatched an egg after taking a wrong turn and ending up in Kakariko by accident and bought a pretty egg from some dude, boom its a dragon egg and it loves him and all but it cant stay away from fire for long and then it NEEDS lava, so it actually gets left in the Death Mountain crater to live and tiny child Link promises to be back in a few days
7 years later the baby is pissed it’s mother went to the convenience store and never returned and when lonk boy tries to calm it down big volga throws such a fit the boss room collapses and guess what was in the hole they fell into? the earth temple ruins from skyward sword…………..and they work together Last Guardian style to get out
#ocarina of time#the legend of zelda#zelda#oot#oot link#volvagia#dragon#artists on tumblr#illustration#gif
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Zelda, A Link to the Past, Part 4
Part 4. Here we go.
... Ha. And right off the bat, Lonk is holding yet another different item over his head. ... And holding a SWORD, upside down, over his head. So not only is he holding the sword by the blade, but if he was to drop it... ... Lonk not smart.
But I can throw it at those damn thieves that keep popping up!
Aha, by the power of the three... er... amulets...
I HAVE THE POWER!!! ... And immediately used Defog!
... Who? Wait, from the void? Damn it, Amon. Not now.
“Please, Lonk... don’t do what you did in Undertale as Liwkay the Destroyer.” ... Sorry. I wasn’t paying much attention. What?
Ow. Lady, don’t scream into the phone receiver. ... Hello? ... Hello??
Sweet rotten fruit. Thought it was a Sweet Gem Berry for a sec. And give this to anyone? ... Why? ... Can I throw it at someone?
Chickens. ... I heard some bad things about these chickens in these games. ... So... DIE CHICKEN! Swing the LEGENDARY BLADE at this thing over and over and ov-
HOLY SH*T!
Ahem. Well, that happened. Lesson learned. Don’t piss off the chicken overlords. And now I have this... er... ... Control the upper atmosphere and polar wind... ... You’d think a lightning bolt medallion would allow you to control lightning bolts, and not wind or atmosphere. But hey, weather control. ... Now... what was I doing again?
Oh, hey. Here you are at the “fast travel” point, of saving and exiting and loading at the sanctuary. ... Taking a nap, dude?
Sorry. Lonk was busy fighting the chicken invasion. The chickens were mad for their fallen brethren, who were cooked, boiled, and fried for our dinners. And they kicked Lonk’s ass.
... And he despawned. Aww. I couldn’t even loot him.
And that’s it for this part. I end up doing a lot of stuff in the parts, but not taking enough screenshots because most are just wandering around. Mostly walking, you can say.
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Lonk-182
Welcome to the most pissed Lazarus has gotten in a while!
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People, even families, can be really mean. Don't let them get you down about stuff you enjoy. So many people don't have any particular thing they are passionate about, but you do, so hold onto that. In the meantime, if we're making Link suffer: Sidon pushing Link out of the way of a shock arrow from the lynel, Zoras being weaker against shock arrows than Hylians. Sidon is badly hurt and maybe the Zoras get mad at Link for endangering the royal family yet again and forbid him from seeing Sidon.
(aa thank u pal ur so kind)
and oh my god yes for the most part the younger zoras understand a bit that it wasnt fully links fault so theyre a little more sympathetic and dont quite hate him but the older zoras, the ones who still hate him for killing mipha, holy shit they goddamn despise him especially muzu
consider IF sidons hurt bad enough that he ends up dying i bet you muzu + a bunch of the other old shitty xenophobes try to get king dorephan to ban linkfrom the domain because Cmon Hes Killed Both Your Kids Now Hes Bad News Man and depending…on how torn up about sidon he is and who gets to him first (lonk or The Xenophobes) he just might agree
ok so then consider sidons dead dorephans pissed muzu+pals are pissed and links banned from zoras domain HOWEVER sidons buried in zoras domain and link?? wants to pay his respects and shit to his goddamn boyfriend bestfriend?? but he cant because if he tries to enter zoras domain the guards chase him off (even the young ones theyre under very strict instruction from the king himself) so he just kinda has to uhhh Suffer and mourn sidon from afar
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who wants to hear me rant about a fe x fate stay night thing here:
Noire is Shirou (the protag) and has parts of Sakura's development, Sev is Rin (resident tsundere), Lucina is Saber (lucinoire/lucisevnoire agenda), Lonk is Kiritsugu (sad dad), and that's all the ones based off of FSN and I'm thinking about more unique storylines for the rest (ie. I did not put much thought into them or I haven’t thought about them at all).
Basically there's a certain timeline that flows into the modern world. It's based off of the Future Past timeline, but Lucina fails in this one and dies with the rest of her comrades. Before dying, she manages to get Robin back to their senses long enough for them to stab each other, and then Lucina's spirit is summoned from there into the modern timeline like how Saber manifests in FSN. So Grima does not destroy world, but it is a bitter victory that becomes a legend.
Fast forward to Shirou's story, Noire is adopted after the fire that ravages the town is unleashed from the Holy Grail, only this time it's the Fire Emblem that's the artifact of doom, in the _th Fire Emblem War. So Lon'qu adopts her along with his husband, Libra, bc why the fuck not lmao. Ten years later, Libra has to go to the Mage's Association to go dismantle the entire concept of the wars, and Lon'qu has to follow bc he's also his bodyguard. So they're forced to leave Noire, who did not know about magic aside from simple healing that Libra taught her, in the capable hands of Severa's family.
Yeah, so Severa... has an inferiority complex towards her family's gift for dark magic (it's true it's in their default classes). She's an ambitious young mage who wants to win the Fire Emblem, but does not exactly have the qualifications to summon a Saber-class. Nevertheless, she sneaks out to spy on the rituals. Of course, this doesn't end well when Noire and Severa accidentally get caught witnessing two Servants fighting with no defenses, which forces Severa to summon but to no avail. Unbeknownst to them, Noire has the correct artifact to summon Saber, and Lucina rescues the two of them.
So now we have two school students trying to fight off other mages while juggling with their daily life as like any eroge VN (there will be none of this mana regeneration “ritual”; they’re high schoolers).
Major plot shit:
Reincarnation is a thing. Those who aren’t considered a Heroic Spirit just reincarnate. So a major source of angst will probably happen due to Lucina being stuck in the past and will probably never be released from her status as a Hero.
Noire encounters her real mother. This is Tharja, except she is the exact same Tharja from the old timeline who has been body surfing for centuries in order to find a way to resurrect Robin/Grima. She’s become very even more misguided in her devotion to Robin and will do anything to win a chance to revive them. She’s probably Kotomine’s counterpart, in which she summons a spirit (or killed for one) and is a secret master.
Lucina is afraid of going back to the past and wants the Fire Emblem to fix her failure. Because of this, she has the inability to let go of people close to her and is terrified of the thought that she’ll remain in that state forever as a hero who couldn’t save her kingdom. Anyways there’s pretty much a cheesy ending where it turns out Lucina was reincarnated all along but it’s like at the very end where this is revealed. Which means Lucina as a Heroic Spirit will always disappear in the story. Oh and her reincarnation can cameo for a short bit in other routes it’s not like I’m taking this seriously.
Noire and Severa have a strange joint partnership with their spirit. Noire is the one officially bound to Lucina while Severa can help in battle tactics as well as fight alongside Lucina. Of course, Severa does like to brag a bit about this.
The Fire Emblem is corrupted from a while ago, which makes a lot of the characters dreams and wishes pretty much for nothing.
Background character plot:
Lon’qu is assigned as Libra’s guard in the previous war, and they fall in love. They both happily raise Noire while being cautious of the Mage Association watching them, as Libra is a high ranking mage but dislikes getting any more involvement with them.
Noire is still messed up because she did live with Tharja for a few years before being dropped off at an orphanage. She still underwent the experiments Tharja created and has a dormant edgey side as a result. This manifests into a dark vessel that wants to consume the Fire Emblem’s power to become even greater than Grima.
Other (?) routes I’m thinking about:
Alfonse and Sharena are the heirs for the Askr family and summon their servant. Their family is partly responsible for bringing the Fire Emblem into the magic ritual. As so, they have high expectations placed on them, and they are extremely knowledgeable on the history of heroes and are confident that their time has come to bring honor to their family. However when they summon their hero, it’s the Masked Man/Bruno, someone who they never had seen before. Later on it turns out that Bruno is probably most likely c’mon it’s a little obvious Zacharias, their best friend, who is a bitter future version of himself. He’s from a timeline where Alfonse and Sharena die from the war, so he’s here to save them without giving away his identity because he’s full of self-loathing and is pretty much a cryptid. He’s almost like Archer, except his class may be Caster or Assassin.
Veronica is from another high-end mage family that took part in the creation of the Fire Emblem Wars. However, the previous war greatly damaged the family, leaving her the sole person left. Her loneliness makes her wish for the destruction of the world, although that is actually an influence from outside forces (as evidenced in Xenolouge 1). Like the Askr siblings, Veronica possesses high talent and knowledge over the summoning ritual. Her Servant is Xander as Rider, who bonds with her in a fatherly way and allows her to (as much as I hate to admit it) open up as a person and break away from the tool the mages see her as.
I’m not really sure about this one, but Camilla from Birthright’s timeline will become Berserker, who is maddened with sorrow and betrayal over her family. I was originally thinking about having the Hoshido kids piss around with summoning (Takumi and Sakura), but maybe I should try pairing her with someone else since she can’t really interact very well due to most Berserkers trading in sanity for the strength boosts of their class. I keep thinking about Louise making her the unofficial mom of Nino, and now I can’t stop thinking about this kid walking around with this off-rails mom with a big dragon while the competition looks at them in fear lol.
Well that’s like 4/7 combos I guess that’s enough. So the others will be based on older FE games bc this looks biased af but I’m too tired to think of other shit bye.
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"now you" yeah after lonk pissed himself in a fucking diaper he says "now you" fUCKING PISS YOURSELF TE//TRA
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Jake Paul SLAMMED For Posting NSFW Thumbnail After Brother Logan's Video Controversy
people always ask me if I've been getting Botox
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree...
As we reported, YouTube star Logan Paul faced intense backlash after he posted (and then deleted) a video of him apparently finding a dead body while traveling through Aokigahara, also known as the Japanese Suicide Forest.
Related: Jake Paul Sued Over Obnoxious Horn Prank!
While brother Jake Paul should have taken a cue to stay out of trouble, he (not surprisingly) didn't.
In his new video titled "I Lost My Virginity...", Jake uploaded a NSFW thumbnail featuring a half-naked man (possibly him) in bed with a half-naked woman (presumably fellow social media star Erika Costell) getting hot and heavy.
As seen here on Twitter:
Paul family: How do we get the heat off of Logan? This is bad.
Jake Paul: Hold my beer... http://pic.twitter.com/xnUg4MAB6h
— Bottlerocket (@bottlerocket) January 2, 2018
Although the 20-year-old eventually swapped out the thumbnail, he got DRAGGED on Twitter for exposing his young fanbase to such a scandalous pic.
Additionally, the video has nothing to do with sex, and is just about him and his friends on a ski trip in Big Bear Lake, California. In the video, he jokes about losing his "ski virginity," and said the title was "good clickbait."
See all the pissed off reactions (below):
I bet most of them don’t even know what virginity means 🤧😪😂😩 their poor innocent minds. @jakepaul https://t.co/By9c1LEAnT
— priscilla 🖤 (@softiedols) January 2, 2018
jake paul just posted a video and the thumbnail was him and a girl practically naked making out and the title is i lost my virginity and it’s clickbait?? anything for fame
— rachel (@okjuggy) January 2, 2018
"I’m literally gonna blog with a bear today. That’s my goal"
Jake Paul is already trying to up his brother.
Also, the video is titled "I lost My Virginity..." so...
— shawn mendes (@hshtag_hshbrown) January 2, 2018
Okay @jakepaul
Change that title and thumbnail
Kids are gonna be like
"Mom how did Jake lose his virginity"
"Michael Dean angelo ii, how dare you say that in front of me"
Put something like
"Snowboarding gone wrong"
— JERIKA (@justjerikastuff) January 2, 2018
Any youtuber ever: says "hell" in a video" and no ads
Jake Paul: Literally says he lost his virginity and the thimbnail is not suitable and gets monitized. Come on youtubr putting a guy who exposed a dead body on trending and this? The Paul brothers man oml http://pic.twitter.com/vdiIgpsfxS
— Poppy Rylance 《Team💯👌🔥》 (@PoppyRylance) January 2, 2018
Parent: I wonder what my children like to watch
Child: I watched a video where jake Paul lost his virginity!!
Parent:
Child:
Child: DAB ON THEM HATERS
— Lonk (@Candyyy890) January 2, 2018
Meanwhile on Jake’s Channel... oh and this is content for little kids btw http://pic.twitter.com/oKhhMofoGC
— gustavo (@gustavonever) January 2, 2018
[Image via Jake Paul/Instagram.]
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