#lurg

[ta1zmz5cgeduvc]

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#topognosia #SOHO #astrictiveness #dextroglucose #embossman #heterology #gasholder #breastsummer #lurg #overprosperously #magnificentness #Olvan #synergid #overambitioned #amphibian #Hermesianism #Arctos #Sinsinawa #ghawazi #shamableness

[heckling-hydrena]

me vs the urge to get rid of half my lair

#the lair purge urge if you will. the lurge.

[tastyflowers]

dual wielding vaccinations

#covid in the left #flu in the right #I REFUSE to get sick any time soon. I do feel like getting 2 vaccines in one day might be a bit much for my body #BUT I'm about to go back to a community of about 100 people who have all been away for the winter break #so there's going to be all kinds of lurgs about!!

[normanbased]

i need psycho fanfiction.. to keep me from dying of the dreaded lurgey,

#i fuckign hate getting lurged with the lurgey #tony will look after me #then he contracts lurgey from me and goes blind or whatever it is lurgey does #kills u dead on your twelfth birthday

[jekyllnahyena]

Fuckin hell I think I just almost coughed up a lung there ayayayay

#fuckin ouch??? #felt my whole chest lurge #stay where u are organs daddy needs u pls

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

tfw u wanna scream but talking above a murmur puts you at risk of another hour of coughing

#jamie's chitchat #i'm sorry i just #I HATE BEING ILL #I KNOW NOBODY ENJOYS IT #THIS IS MY BLOG AND I'LL BE A WHINY LITTLE BITCHBABY ABOUT MY LURG IF I SO PLEASE #not much else I CAN do about it

[cosmerelists]

Cosmere Characters: Would They Be Good at Pulling Pranks?

Yesterday was April 1, aka April Fools Day, a holiday that encourages people to pull pranks. So that got me wondering: if such a holiday existed in the Cosmere, would various Cosmere characters be good at this whole "pranking" thing?

1. Syl: Yes, but only of one type

Syl is a prankster in canon: she likes to stick things together! Your shoes to your floor, your hand to your spear, your butt to your chair...so yes, she is great at pranks. I bet if April Fool's Day existed in the Cosmere, she would be an absolute menace.

2. Lopen: Depends on who you ask...

I think Lopen's pranks would be like his jokes: not intended to be mean, but actually kinda mean. In Dawnshard, Lopen came to learn that his jokes were not universally fun and beloved, and I feel like his journey with pranks would necessarily be similar. He'd love pulling them, though!

3. Wayne: Yes, and everyone has fun

Sanderson once said that the difference between Lopen & Wayne is that Wayne can read the room. So I think Wayne would not only like pranks, but would also be more aware of their effect. Like...if Lopen is tying your shoelaces together when you're late for work, Wayne is putting googly eyes (which he invented) on all of your family photos while you're out.

4. Sarene: Yes (mostly against Iadon)

Sarene, Miss Malicious-compliance-and-weaponizer-of-other-people's-misogyny, would love an excuse to "accidentally" prank Iadon. She'd either do really obvious pranks and blame them on feminine confusion ("Oh dear I just wanted to clean but I guess washing your portrait ruined it??") or do really sneaky pranks that no one could trace back to her (cut to Sarene secretly weakening the seams on all of Iadon's clothing so that a good sneeze will make them all fall off).

5. Kaladin: Not anymore

We know that in canon Kaladin pulled pranks as a kid--he told Tien to save a lurg to dump in their dad's bath later. But I feel like nowadays, Kaladin is too gloomy and glowering to pull pranks. He might just enjoy Syl's sometimes though...

6. Steris: Maybe they're just not the most creative...

I think that if a Pranking Holiday existed, Steris would study up and do a textbook prank. Like, she's replacing Wax's sugar bowl with salt, and then he drinks a sip of salty coffee, and then she says, "Ah ha! You have been Pranked per the Social Conventions of today's Holiday!" And Wax would be genuinely delighted.

7. Dalinar: No--not at any point in his life

Blackthorn Dalinar would think a prank is "stabbing a guy in the leg and laughing." Modern-day Dalinar would be puzzled that anyone actually does pranks--aren't they, you know, kinda beneath you? The Codes would DEFINITELY not allow them.

8. Sigzil: No, too much paperwork

The Prank Authorization Form is 7 pages and takes 5 weeks for review and approval. Who has that kind of time???

9. Lift: Yes, absolutely

I can see Lift positioning buckets of water over, like, Dalinar's door or slicking the floor right as that merchant she saw yelling at kids walks by. Now--imagine Lift & Syl going on a prank spree together. You're welcome.

10. Hoid: Nobody knows

Hoid put paperclips in the pockets of every single one of Elhokar's outfits. He put edible glitter into Rock's stew, turning it into Glitter Stew. He found one of Kaladin's buttons on the ground and straight-up ate it while making direct eye contact.

But...were any of those things pranks? Were they plots? Were they just Hoid being Wit?

Nobody knows.

#cosmere #cosmerelists #Syl #Lopen #Wayne #Sarene #Hoid #Kaladin #Lift #Sigzil #Dalinar #Steris

[multi-kpop-fanfics]

warning // nsfw link

imagine mingyu doing this to you. like after fucking you that makes you delirious and making you squirt at the same time is 🤌🤌

link to the video

tw: dom!mingyu, sub fem!reader, squirting, multiple creampies, pussy slapping, use of the word whore, fingering, mating press, just pure filth tbh

@onlymingyus @junkissed @bitchlessdino @idyllic-ghost @strawberryya @duhnova

"Jesus fucking Christ, Gyu!"

That's what you're able to scream when your beloved whore of a boyfriend blows another load in your cunt, letting it gush out of your hole in a thick, stark white line.

Once he slips his cock out, you're violently squirting all over your ass and thighs, soaking the sex towel for the third time in a row.

"Fuck sweetie, your pussy is godly" Mingyu moans out loud, rapidly slapping the tip of his shaft over your cunt, forcing you to squirt more of your juices, your mouth spewing a string of whiny moans with each spurting of your cum.

"Babe you're cumming so hard and we've barely been fucking for what, two hours?" he taps his cock on your clit again, enjoying the way your legs are squirming.

"Two hours is t-too little for you? Are you that insatiable, Gyu?" you pant, trying to regain your composure, but your brain turns into putty when he slams his cock inside you again, writhing on the couch from sensitivity.

"I got a leave from the office today, remember? Or have I already fucked you dumb enough I've turned your brain off?" he leans over you, pressing your legs flat on your chest in mating press, leaving a chaste kiss on your lips.

Mingyu resumes his thrusts even hungrier than before, his hands keeping your legs in place, dick bullying your sweet spot over and over again.

"G-Gyu, y-you- fuck, your cock is so g-good to my pussy, shit, fuck me more!" you grip his forearms, begging him to be rougher.

"Fuck, you're gripping me like a vice, you're such a whore for me, baby" his moans come out deeper and cut-off, his pelvis slapping against your wet skin, chasing another high.

Mingyu's body stills on top of you, his thick cock filling up your pussy with another creamy load of cum, a satisfied smirk plastered on his face as he juts his hips one more time before sliding out, eyes fixated on your pussy squeezing it out again.

"I'm so obsessed with your pussy, love, you have no idea" he slides one finger inside you, thrusting it slowly to make you pump out more of his cum, "It looks even prettier when it's messy"

"A-And then you call me the w-whore" your hips lurge upwards, feeling yourself breaking down again soon.

"Me being a whore doesn't cancel out the fact that you're a whore for my dick, Y/N" he slaps your pussy once and you yelp, squirting again, almost ruining the towel underneath you.

Mingyu grasps on this opportunity and starts slapping your cunt repeatedly, the rough pads of his fingers coming in contact with your clit and outer lips four times in a row, rubbing them harshly, bending your pussy to his will and making it flood again, a fresh layer of your wet slick covering your skin.

You lay on the couch, barely able to speak and panting like you finished running on a marathon.

"You're already tired, baby?" Mingyu giggles, running his hand over his abs, palming his cock.

"What....what do you think, genius?" you run your hand through your hair, sweat forming on your forehead.

"Don't worry, baby, I'm willing to give you time to recover...." he towers over your body, leaning into your ear.

"We have all day long ahead of us and I'm nowhere near done with you and your pretty pussy."

#svthub #mingyu smut #svt mingyu #kim mingyu #svt smut #seventeen smut #seventeen #answered✨ #nsfw📹 #I feel so fucking SICKKKKKKK #ANON I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT FUCKING DAY😍🔪

[mjlor-chan]

Moomin headcanon🍃

this <- got me thinking:

So It starts with just a few small muscles that harden but over time it spreads and makes it difficult for them to move around. Their back starts to stiffen and makes them hunch over, moss starts to grow on parts of there back. Until one day they just choose a nice place to lie down and let the stown take them.

Over time the forces of nature like rain or wind would take their toll on them making them like any other lurge rock

where only way to distinguish them would be to lift them up, because only then you could see this

like imagine this ^ but stone ✨little fossil paws✨

#moomin #moomins #headcanon #moomin headcanon

[loserdiaz]

Trick or treat bitch (fics edition)

here, have a silly lil ficlet bc i love u <3

“Kiss me, quick!”

Eddie blinks at Buck, but the blonde is staring up at him, all intense urgency, and he does understand all the words in the sentence, so he does what any rational person who's been in love with their best friend for five years now, would do— He leans in and presses his lips against Buck's.

Because, why wouldn't Eddie take the chance? Buck asked Eddie to kiss him and really, his mind never quite works like normally when he's around Buck. All common sense and logic that Eddie posseses flies out the window as soon as Buck is less than two feet away from him.

Still, Eddie is freaking out inside. He tries to keep the kiss chaste and innocent, tries to hide his shaking hands and tries to not let all his feelings of pure devotion and adoration pour out of him.

But then Buck is grabbing his shirt when Eddie tries to pull back and slides his tongue against his lips.

So apparently, they're making out now.

Eddie thinks this must be one of his recurrent dreams— even though this one feels realer than any of the others he's had.

When they finally pull apart, Eddie's gaze falls to Buck's lips— all spit slick and swollen.

His voice is more than a little raw when he asks, "I'm gonna need you to tell me what the hell was that about, Buck."

"I, uh— You know Andrew? The new probie?"

Eddie blinks slowly, confused by the change of subject.

"Yeah?"

"He was going to ask you out." Buck looks down, heat rushing to his cheeks. "And I kinda panicked."

"Andrew was gonna ask me out?"

"Yeah."

"And you... panicked? And asked me to kiss you?"

"I, uh..." Buck scratches the back of his neck and avoids Eddie's gaze. "Yeah. Can we just forget this happened?"

"Were you jealous?" Eddie pushes.

"I think Hen is calling—"

Eddie tsks and shakes his head, just to lurge forward and grab Buck by his cheeks, pulling him into another kiss.

"Just so you know, I'm in love with you, idiot." Eddie mutters against his lips. "Now shut up and kiss me again, okay?"

They're so close that Buck's eyes go cross but he nods, their foreheads brushing as he does. "Yeah, okay."

#this is so silly idk #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buck x eddie #buddie #buddie ficlet #buddie drabble #buddie fic #911 ficlet #911 drabble #911 fic #april writes #rawie 🐯 #april gets mail 💌 #911 on abc #911 abc

[worldwithinworld]

I like the little part in TWOK when Kal tells Tien to save the lurg for later to throw in Lirin’s bath. It shows that, even though Lirin is pretty serious and has high expectations, his kids feel comfortable pranking him. They have fun together as a family.

#when terrible things aren't happening to them #stormlight archive #the way of kings #lirin #Kaladin #tien #opinion and analysis

[pawrty-time]

❅Animalurge❅

(Anima-lurge)

A coining. I guess.

I have been in search of a term that best describes my feelings and I honestly feel like I still haven't found it, but having something that feels free to me is what I'm most excited about.

I am not bashing or denouncing any terms or history, I am just having something that feels lest restrictive in my journey. If you'd like to also use this term, feel free. This was made with me in mind and within like an hour so it's got some flaws.

I'll be using this term in tandem with therian/otherhearted/otherkin/etc, since it's essentially an amalgamation of many things.

❅ Animalurge:

Animalurge represents a profound desire to embody various animal qualities, encompassing physical attributes like ears, tails, and instincts, as well as connections to the natural habitats where these animals reside.

Individuals with Animalurge experience comfort and a sense of freedom when envisioning themselves with these animal qualities or as animals. These feelings can fluctuate in intensity and may be associated with a diverse array of animals. This term encapsulates a fusion of experiences often found in therianthropy, otherheartedness, and regression.

It's an integrated feeling that can be triggered by specific circumstances such as watching documentaries about the chosen animal, encountering related foods, engaging in specific activities, or immersing themselves in nature or related gear.

Individuals can choose to define their experience as identifying "with" or "as" an animal or neither/both. Animalurge is a term designed to encompass a wide range of experiences that may or may not align with existing media representations.

❅ -Lurge:

The suffix "-lurge" is used to denote specific Animalurge identities.

❅ Examples:

❅ Parker is an Animalurge. They are a wolflurge. With a strong yearning to possess biological wolf traits and instincts, Parker finds a sense of freedom in nature and takes pleasure in daydreaming about life as a wolf and "acting" like one. These feelings are a consistent part of their daily thoughts and experiences.

❅ Toby is also an Animalurge, specifically a catlurge. Toby's desires and visions for their catself are highly specific. They imagine themselves as a dilute tortoiseshell house cat. These catlurge feelings arise periodically, typically once a month, often triggered by posts or media related to cats.

❅ Minty is a multi-faceted Animalurge, encompassing broad rabbitlurge connections with all variants of rabbits, deeply routed in her being. Her primary focus is rabbitlurge, a feeling of a mind intertwined with these creatures. Additionally, she is a cockatiellurge, which she considers more for fun, keeping it in mind when swinging on a swing or enjoying sunflower seeds. Her mouselurge identity is derived from a general interest in mice, representing a blend of various aspects that change in intensity throughout the year.

I'm aware that is probably really confusing to read, or just looks like a jumbled mess. That's alright, I'll put some more effort into this some other time. I am not scanning this for errors rn ^^"

#alterhuman #otherhearted #otherkin #caninekin #doghearted #dogkin #dogkith #foxhearted #therian #foxkin #foxkith #catkin #catkith #rabbitkin #puppykith #therianthropy #coining post #i have no idea what im don't #i hope this helps someone though #felinekin #vulpinekin #animalhearted #pethearted #Animalurge #wolflurge #catlurge

[cosmereplay]

🍬

(Just to compensate a bit...)

For the 😈 trick or 🍬 treat ask game

Something felt different about tonight, seeing Adolin and Shallan across the table from him at the winehouse.

They had done this so many times before, but not enough. Somehow Kaladin felt he would never get enough of them.

They were back triumphant from Shadesmar, Kaladin was back triumphant from Shinovar, and they were celebrating.

But there was more. The fourth ideal was sitting more and more comfortably with him, and it had freed him in ways he hadn't even realized.

First, the ability to grieve and let go.

Now, the ability to live. To risk.

"Kaladin I don't think I've ever seen you smile this much," Shallan said, grinning herself. Her eyes sparkled as her gaze met his, and he could feel warmth blossoming between them.

"Yeah, I think I like it. Are you sure this is just orange?" Adolin added, looking down as he poured another round for them, and Kaladin could swear he was trying to hide a blush. "I don't want to kill the lurg by poking at it, but why the big smile?"

Kaladin ducked to meet his eyes, and yes--Adolin of all people was flustered.

What could he do but grin further? "Because you're safe, and here. Because I get to be here with you. Because I love you."

Shallan and Adolin's faces froze in surprise.

"Both of you," Kaladin continued, relentless. "I'm not afraid to say it anymore, and you should know."

The looks on their faces was priceless. Yes, Kaladin thought, this is really living.

#fluff #shakadolin #stormlight fanfic #drabble #ask answered #row spoilers #happy halloween

[supervillainny]

Hanging plant for my friend’s car mirror.

Productivity is not very a thing today, I have the lurgs and the morbs fighting it out

#things about me #crafty things #crochet

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

i’m fuckin dying

#jamie's chitchat #caught a lurg ):

[cosmerelists]

Who They’d Date in Stardew Valley: Stormlight Edition

If the Stormlight characters played Stardew Valley, which NPC would they choose to date? 1.  Adolin: Dates Leah

Adolin: Something about the red hair...the artistry...the bisexuality...

Adolin: Oh wow! I’m just dating Shallan in the game!

Adolin: ...awesome. 

2. Hesina: Dates Harvey

Hesina: I just can’t resist a small-town doctor!

Hesina: This one charges for medical care, though. 

Lirin: T-The monster!

Hesina: Great mustache, though.

3. Rlain: Dates Sam

Rlain: Of all the NPCs, Sam is the most musical.

4. Renarin: Dates Sam

Renarin: Y-Yeah, guys who know rhythms are the best, aren’t they, Rlain?

5. Veil: Dates Haley

Veil: Like I said. I like dumb women.

6. Shallan: Dates Elliot

Shallan: Such a fascinating deconstruction of gender roles!

Shallan: He writes! Plays music! Has long hair!

Shallan: He’s basically a hot ardent!

Kabsal: 👀

Shallan: No.

7. Taravangian: Dates Shane

Taravangian: It is the only logical choice.

Taravangian: Early birthday, easy loved gifts, perfect for dancing with at the first Flower Dance.

Taravangian: Anyone who does ANY planning would choose Shane!

8. Nale: Dates Krobus

Nale: The only character with a dependable schedule and no questionable activities.

Lift: Doesn’t he just sit in the sewer all day?

Nale: Dependable.

9. Rock: Dates Abigail

Rock: Ha! Like I could resist someone who literally eats rocks!

10. Tien: Dates Sebastian

Tien: He likes hunting frogs!

Tien: I think we’d get along great.

Tien: Frogs are basically lurgs, right?

11. Moash: Dates Alex

Moash: An accomplished athlete. Trains to be stronger. Knows the pain of familial loss...

Lopen: Is the only character who goes shirtless!

Moash: ...shut up.

12. Szeth: Dates Emily

Szeth: Finally. Someone who treats rocks as sacred.

13. Jasnah: Dates Penny

Jasnah: If I were to waste time in this game, I would clearly choose the scholar who spends the most time in the library. 

14. Kaladin: Dates everyone

Kaladin: Wait...there’s a dating mechanic?

Kaladin: Syl told me the bouquets were symbols of friendship!

15. Dalinar: Dates nobody

Dalinar: I do not believe it would be right to date someone else when I am married to Navani.

Navani: Dalinar...it is literally a game.

Stormfather: No, no, I’m with Dalinar on this one.

16. Navani: Dates Maru

Navani: I don’t know...something about this scientist woman who occasionally makes things explode...

17. Gavilar: Dates the Wizard

Gavilar: Secret, arcane power? Yes please.

Navani: That’s not even a datable character!

Gavilar: Bah! Like I wouldn’t mod.

#cosmerelists #cosmere #stormlight archive #stardew valley #Adolin #Hesina #Rlain #Renarin #Veil #Shallan #Taravangian #Nale #Rock #Tien #Moash #Szeth #Jasnah #Kaladin #Dalinar #Navani #Gavilar