fic masterpost
been meaning to do this for a little while - indulge me so i can pin it.
ongoing work
it's all there in black and white [teen - 4/?]
when newspaper editor maxwell sheffield wants to introduce an advice column, he pairs veteran political reporter cc babcock up with his newest hire, fashion columnist fran fine. the only problem? cc wouldn't take her own advice at gunpoint. oh, and she hates fran's perfect face and stupid laugh and general existence. there is that. aka the agony aunt au.
chapter one -- chapter two -- chapter three -- chapter four
i only liked a lot of things before i knew (the way i love it when you touch me now) [explicit - 1/2]
cc admits she's never been with a man who got her off. fran's nothing if not persistently helpful.
chapter one
can't reach the moon up above, don't dare touch the fire [explicit - 1/?]
cc's never been sure how to want things. fran's determined to show her how.
chapter one
what would you do?
what would you do (if they never found us out?) [explicit - 11/11]
after what was supposed to be a one time thing in the wine cellar, cc and fran find they can't keep their hands off of one another. but it's only because neither of them can get maxwell. right?
i. how it started -- ii. furious -- iii. do you trust me? -- iv. beautiful -- v. missed you -- vi. promises -- vii. i'm glad you're here -- viii. i've got you -- ix[a]. only bought (you) this dress so i could take it off. -- ix[b]. needing -- x. what would you do if they ever found us out
the latke-verse
i like you (a latke) [teen - completed - 1/1]
fran doesn't want to show up to her ma's chanukah party alone. cc's fed up of seeing her sad since she got back from paris. no ulterior motives here, none at all. aka the fake dating chanukah fic.
seventh time is (hopefully) the charm [teen - completed - 1/1]
cc gets some help with valentine's breakfast.
won't you?
won't you just let me pretend that this is the love that i want? [teen]
there's a lot of things cc and fran never talk about. until they do.
won't you just show me the love that i need? [teen]
cc's never been good at being needed. unless, obviously, fran needs her.
should be over all the butterflies [teen]
a series of vignettes set in the won't you universe.
august two thousand and nine: the fence -- two thousand and six: crossword
one-shots (for now)
trick or treat (or: how cc babcock learnt to enjoy halloween) [mature]
c.c. does not like halloween. fran's absolutely not going to stand for that.
fran fine, sweater thief [teen]
five times fran wears c.c.'s sweater and one time c.c. turns the tables.
wise men followed the star (the way i followed my heart) [explicit]
when the phone rings at 11 on christmas eve, fran doesn't expect cc on the other end.
i want your midnights [teen]
c.c. does leave maxwell but that's not the only reason she runs away from the sheffield house. when she and fran end up at the same new year's eve party, can she convince herself to stand still?
i still see it all in my head (burnin' red) [teen]
soulmate au: the world is black and white until you see your soulmate for the first time. or: how red becomes c.c. babcock's favourite colour.
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Fearsome: My monster of the week horror series about a trans teen werewolf, her pack, her friend the chupacabra, and her pet enemy Gef the talking Mongoose. Inspired by 90s horror like Scream and The Craft, and books like Animorphs. Updates Monday, Wednesday, and Friday
Mysteries of the Unknown: Paranormal aesthetic blog, especially focused on the 90s show Sightings
Is It Correct?: Factchecking blog, sporadically updated whenever something annoys me enough
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Actually Queer: Blog profiling canonical LGBT characters in media. Primarily updated 2012-2013, with a brief flurry of activity in 2017. Partially abandoned bc LGBT characters became more common (and Tumblr users hyping up straight characters as if they were canonically queer became less common), but mainly bc I ran out of shows I had watched myself & submissions were relatively rare
Obsessive Fanboys: Another blog mainly updated in 2012, this one mocked the fanboyish reactions in the comments of Rotten Tomatoes reviews. Why did this one end? Simple: Rotten Tomatoes (wisely) removed its comment section, and the four hour rant videos that took its place aren't as pithy to dunk on. But hey, it's an archive of its era
Space Lizard's Den: A creepy story blog from 2018/2019, before I just started posting them to main.
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tags for ts
#jjk spoilers, #jjk anime spoilers, #jjk manga spoilers, #jjk leaks, #jujutsu kaisen lb, #jjk manga lb
this blog is not spoiler-free!!
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If you aren't into
Taxidermy/dead stuff, blacklist #anda loves pieces
Anti-theism/criticism of Christianity/discussion of religious trauma, blacklist #anti religion
The best and weirdest jokes ever, blacklist #what? anda... no.
Teratophilia, blacklist #love is stored in the knot
Anti-censorship, blacklist #anda hates bookburners and #anti anti
Pro-choice stuff, blacklist #pro choice
Tarantulas, blacklist #tarantula and #sprinkles and dustbunny
Some of this stuff I shouldn't have to say, but just in case. If I'm missing stuff, pls lmk.
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A quick information about me:
Name/s: Jay or J.
Age: you'll find out one day.
Gender: male (I may use they/them but pronouns ≠ gender)
Pronouns:
He/Him
They/Them
It/It's
Voi/Void/Void's
Syr/Syr's
Ze/Zey/Zem
Xe/Xey/Xem
Sexuality/romantic identity: aro-spec gay
Asks: open, with anon on. Feel free to stop by and chat
I usually post art or writing focusing on the dsmp and tales, with rather frequent conversations with my mutuals. All of those conversations are given the tag "#j is talking again"
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Oh look, it seems everyone has been opted into the unfortunate "experiment" now. For everyone who has been blissfully using the old UI up until now, welcome to hell :)
Do you not like hell? Do you want to leave and crawl back up into the sunlight of the old UI? Well, have I got a link for you! A beautiful tumblr user (who is not me) has gone and fixed things beautifully for you already: https://github.com/enchanted-sword/dashboard-unfucker
You will need to have Tampermonkey installed on your browser of choice, and once that's done, just go to the github link above, and peruse the readme to install. And voila! You have your old dash back!
The authors of XKit Rewritten said during the experiments that at the time, since this was an "experiment" they weren't going to implement anything to revert to the old UI (although who knows if they'll do it now). And the dashboard unfucker has worked beautifully enough for me to where I genuinely couldn't tell if they had ended the experiment or not.
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HELLO, welcome to the kitten gacha game!
here's how it works: all pointed cats are born white and mysterious. that's because pointing is temperature dependent, and cats are baked at an even temperature in the womb! as they age, their colder extremities develop colour
a while ago, I received photos of three pointed kittens, and had to guess where they fell on this chart based on subtle clues:
I ended up choosing a grub who developed into a seal point with white (my sweet Belphegor!)
and now I'm giving YOU the chance to choose! kittens A, B and C will each become one of the colours on the chart as they are manufactured age.
reserve them now at greerstothers.shop, and receive your enamel pin grown kitten in the mail!
(close-ups of the clues under the readmore)
feel free to guess their colourations in the replies/reblogs! I'm curious to see how many people get it right.
the enamel pins will come with a breakdown of their colour genetics on the backing card!
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“Jason should have ducked”
Jason gave Bruce a gun to shoot him with.
Jason gave him three options but there are only two results. Either Joker dies and Jason is left alive or Joker lives and Jason is too dead to care. That’s not an accident you have to understand.
It’s the most miserable “win if I win, win if I lose” I’ve ever seen set up and it worked. The neck slice moment isn’t just written for shock value it’s a demonstration of the truth of Jason’s point. Sometimes refusing to choose one over the other is just a choice for the other.
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